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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Qui Detroit U SNX Mosque and Green Rabbids Dot Teleo.
This is Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Mojo. He's amazing live.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Mojos.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Don't think my god, let me take that back to
the beginning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
This is it alrighty ready you're listening to Mojo in
the Morning. You're do you hacked? We go, we go
shoot time. Good morning and welcome to the Mojo on
(01:25):
the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It is great to have you here, like the ability
to be able to get you to listen to this
radio show by telling you War the Roses is happening
this morning. I know you are one of those that
always wants to sit there and watch a train wreck happen.
I mean, it is crazy how many times people will
(01:47):
come up to me and they'll go, I.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Just don't know if I.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Necessarily like this thing that you guys do, this War
the Roses. But let me tell you the story about
the one that I heard. You know, it's like, okay,
I like it. This morning on the show, she thinks
that her boyfriend is cheating with her roommate and best friend.
And we had to do a three way call on
this one because we got to hear what they sound
(02:12):
like when they're talking to each other. So that will
happen coming up at seven forty. You got to listen
to the show seven forty this morning. We will have
an opportunity for you for that, and then a bunch
of other good stuff today on the show. A lot
of good topics that are happening this morning on the
Mojo on the Morning Show. Meghan with their dying but
(02:36):
I don't want to reach out. What should she do?
Shin In with the ladies of iHeartRadio are gross and
she has evidence, and then Kevin with.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Less than a Man.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
It's all happening this morning here in the next first
half of the Mojo on the Morning Show, give you
a lot of content. It's so funny. I was listening yesterday.
I was actually kind of scrolling around on the iHeartRadio app.
We've got lots of great radio morning shows that work
for iHeartRadio and are on this app. And I actually
happened upon a podcast of a morning show and I thought, oh,
(03:17):
this is cool. This is their after show podcast. I
looked at it and I'm like, you know what I
got some time? You know, it takes me about an
hour or so to get home every single day, driving
you know, down from West to Balloomfield, and so I
popped the thing on and their podcast was like an
hour and twenty minutes long, and I'm like, okay, let's
hear what they have to talk about, thinking it's like
(03:37):
one of our more Mojo podcasts where we do the
after show stuff, only to realize it was their show podcast.
They did a four and a half hour show and
they only had an hour and ten or twenty minutes.
We're the content on there, And I don't know, Zach,
if you can tell me, maybe you can tell me,
because I don't know exactly what our content level is,
(03:57):
but I know that it's a hell of a lot
more than that. Like we do a four and a
half hour show. Obviously, we have commercials that play during it.
Very rarely do you hear a bunch of songs. Sometimes
you do when I have to go potty. But three
hours and fifteen minutes success, Oh my god, three hours
and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's too much.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
We're giving them a We're giving you guys a lot
of stuff. What yes, three hours and fifteen minutes compared
to an hour.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Someone please tell me what the hell he just said?
I cannot believe it. And I was blown away by that.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And I'm realizing, either we're given too much content or
this show that I was listening to is giving too
little content. Do our listeners like that we give them
that much content?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I think, I mean people are listening to it, they do,
Oh my god, probably somewhere back. It's probably somewhere in
the middle. You wanted somewhere.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, we're a little too much, So it should probably
be half of that, maybe two hours somewhere around there.
You know, I never really thought about it that way.
You know that actually probably is the truth. Usually everything
is something. The truth is always somewhere in the middle, right,
And I was just saying, but no, but it was interesting.
I was, I'm listening to it, going wow, this is
pretty crazy. This is all that they got. And you know,
(05:13):
half the time it was, you know, the contests that
were being played on there, like I'm listening to them,
you know, play goofy contest like the five and one
game or something, you know, not.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
To like try to sound like we're that show. But
I think the proof is going to put it. I
think sometimes people care less about their listeners and it's
more about just getting the task done. So if they
have a show, let's do everything exactly. It's a checklist.
Let's just do what we gotta do and get out
of here. But you know we hear for a bigger purpose.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Well, I my hope is and I never go into
any thing that we're going to talk about and say, well,
we'll do this in a five minute little segment, like
you know, I never do it like that. I always say,
this segment's either going to be two minutes long or
it's going to be twenty two minutes long. And then
the truth is, look at some of the segments on
our podcast, because it usually works that way because sometimes
(06:01):
it's just so good, I don't want to get out
of it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Like, I'll be quite honest with you. I compare everything
to sex.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
If sex could be longer than two minutes for me,
I would go all all day, Right, you got funning
at least I don't think so. Maybe as I got older,
As I got older, and maybe I did. You know,
taking testosterone does help a little bit. But see if
you can last the spot block. Okay, let's see if
I can do it. I'll actually that's what I'll do I'll, i'll,
I'll start at the start of a stop, a spot block,
(06:31):
see if I.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Can go a spot Should you imagine you and Chelsea
just laying there listening, go go go go.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
No, there's no way, Chelsea, by the way, we took
partake in any of that stuff. Can I tell you?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Speaking of length and when I mean by this?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
So we drove to uh Chicago to go visit Jacob,
and we just recently did the drive on Friday, and
then we did it back on Sunday. You want to
hear the difference in driving with me on a Friday
after the show's over with and then driving with on
a Sunday when I'm trying to get home for the
super Bowl. Friday, the drive took us more than six hours.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
To get to Chicago.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
To get to Chicago, which is, by the way, not
a six hour drive. It is probably a four and
a half hour drive or maybe five hour if you
leave at a time when there's the afternoon rush hour
traffic getting into Chicago, like that two ninety traffic that
you know that goes in there on the way home.
We got back in four hours, in twelve minutes. And
(07:32):
here's the reason why. And I don't know if you
guys are bad road trippers, but Chelsea actually wanted to
kick me out of the car. I had to go
pee a whole bunch of times. So I think we
stopped like three times. Like I was the kid in
the back seat. You remember, you know how you ever
go on a road trip with your kids. I gotta
go pee. We just stopped one pee.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I need to go pee.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
There's a Starbucks six times on this front trip.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Hunger is a totally different thing because wait to hear
a HOWD many times they stopped for hunger. No, so
we stopped three times to go pee, then we stop
three times for food. I have to always stop at
the Zbroad Starbucks. I love the Zebroad Starbucks. Anybody anybody
that's out in an arbor there, cause I take could
(08:15):
I take M fourteen to ninety four and I go
M fourteen to ninety four. And as soon as I
get on the ninety four, there's the first exit is
Z Broad. I get off at Zbroad. They've got the
best Starbucks there. They have great people working. They're very
nice people. And I like to go and I like
to get myself a coffee to start my journey wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You're doing this whole thing wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Well, let me you tell me how to do it.
After I finished telling you that, the next stop we
do after that is McDonald's for a large fry, like
we need to get a large fry to eat, and
then we wrap it all up at the end by
stopping off and either getting a taco bell or a
culvers just before we get to Chicago. And then this trip,
(08:54):
I even did a car wash. Chelsea's like, why are
you washing your car? And I'm like, well, because I
don't want to drive into Chicago and go to Jake's
place and have Jacob say, man, your car looks dirty.
So I ended up stopping off and the car wash
we went to was one of those ones where you
pull in and the garage doors closed down behind you
and the thing just spins around you and starts cleaning
your car and it takes forever. It literally I thought
(09:16):
we were trapped inside of the damp thing. At one point,
Chelsea goes, does it normally take this long? I'm like, no, no, no, no,
it's it's good. It's about the same thing in the
EMP panicking my sweat's going out and starting to get
to a point where I'm like, oh my god, I
think we're trapped in here.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know how we're going to get out of
this thing. But Megan, how do I do it right?
Tell me? You say I'm doing it wrong, Tell me
how to do it right.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
First, you have to stop for road trip snacks before
you hit the road.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You got That's got to be the first stop.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Second thing is, I don't know why Michigan is like this,
but you don't get another Starbucks until you hit the
other side of the state. So you gotta go down
to Ohio and then cross through Indiana and go to
Illinois that way, because that's far out of all the time.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Actually there's You're right. It used to be there was
only like two Starbucks along the whole way. For some reason.
I think we've opened up a couple more.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Okay, well, it's better a minute since I've been to Chicago,
you know, October, so unless they open them up in
the past four months.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You're right.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I know it was like that though. Seriously, you're right
with that. It was honestly one of the most annoying
things ever that we didn't have. We only had the
Zebra Road Starbucks and maybe Battle Creek Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
And that was it.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You have to get all of the snacks. You have
to have a passenger seat. Well, I drive by myself
to Chicago full of snacks.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh yeah, well I like that too.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
My favorite is to stop off at do we have
any truckers that are listening to the show? I like
to stop off at what's the truck what's the truck
stop that's like halfway there?
Speaker 5 (10:33):
The pilot.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Pilot, Yes, pilot. I love pilots.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Which is the cleanest bathrooms, which, by the way, I'm
pissed off at the local communities here like Farmington Hills
and Lavonia and stuff. Are fighting that big truck stop
that's trying to come here to town, the one with
the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's in it. Sheets, Sheets, Why are we fighting sheets? Dude?
Sheets is okay?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
So, but the one that got that got declined or
shut down or whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It was like legit in the middle of a neighborhood,
right radio, Why do you care?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Come on, You'll have somewhere to go if you guys
run out of food or drink or or gas.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's not they always say it brings.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
The unsettling kind.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, that's what they say.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
They think it brings like people in the middle of
the night that are going to cause problems. I'd rather
have somebody in the middle of the night hanging out
there watching the people that are the criminals in the
middle of the night trying to criminalize you, you know,
more lizards. Yeah, Barb has a suggestion for me to
stop some of the stops. Chelsea would probably be listening
to this. Barb, what is it.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
I get a pea jug. I clean out orange juice
jugs and uh we we put them in the truck
and I go here, here's a perfect pea jug. Next
time we travel, I.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Need to take a peepee really, so you you, you're,
you are your whoever's with you will pee in the
peed jug along a road trip.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
My husband does because he's diabetic and he has to
use the bathroom so many times, and he takes this
big thing to drink, like this big utility coup. I'm like,
why are you drinking all the stuff? Heels well, because
I'm always thirsty, So he's always thirsty. He always has
to PM like here, here's an orange juice jung. Oh
my god, just stopping.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
That's amazing. You know what I don't know. If I
got good aim that would be on the front seat. Billy,
what's up, Billy man? This is this is our one
of our trucker buddies. So hey, tell me, no, tell
(12:36):
me give me some advice on on, you know, driving,
making my drive.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
The best fonder.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Loves Okay, okay, so loves Loves is where I want
to stick my booty on. That's the That's the place
to stop at. Is it better than sheets? Which, by
the way, how great is that? Sheets is so close
to you know what? Like that name? It is like
so great. I got to pull off to take a
sh sheets Love is actually a good one, though. My
(13:04):
favorite is to go shopping to when I go to
truck stops, You guys ever do that at all?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't stop yet? Excuse me up back to you.
I want to go to a Bucky so bad.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Mike used to do Christmas shopping for me all the
time at truck stops.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
What's up, Laurie? Are you doing?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Hey, Joe? Good morning?
Speaker 6 (13:22):
How's everyone doing?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
We're great? What's happening well? First time.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
On the phone, of course, of course, Hey, I look
down here in northwest Ohio, Toledo.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I have three of them, three sheets.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Within a by and a half, Yes, on a half
down here, Yep, there's one going in on Central Avenue.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Where all the dealerships are. There's one going on Savania
and McCord, and then there's one at McCord and Door Street.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
But there's one on the trail and mommy too.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Somebody by the way, just somebody, just a trucker. Kenny
just text and said, bacon bombs at are the best?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I had. They're very good.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I've had a lot of fruits.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I love their burgers.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
They're really good.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
See this is the thing. Why is Lavonia saying no
to this? And Farmington whatever?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It is? Like, why are people saying no to this?
Bring on sheets? You know what?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
You could put one in my neighborhood in West Bloomfield.
I'd take one. We'll get rid of a couple of
neighbors homes. I would love. I love sheets. What's up Jay?
How you doing buddy?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Huh? What's up? Are you a trucker? Hey?
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Yeah, I carry empty gallon jug with me So I
just seeing that.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh okay, So you're like really and you never have
to stop no from like running roll behind.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I'll grab an empty Gary if I don't go home driving.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
So no wonder why you guys are able to do
that whole over the road thing. By the way, it
would seem weird to me, like I'm sticking my wiener
inside of an empty water jug. Plus what happens if
you mistake the empty water jug for the full water jug?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I got you? Dump it out?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Can get speaking of this? All this talk about this
makes me have to go to the bathroom. We got
to take a break.
Qui Detroit U SNX Mosque and Green Rabbids Dot Teleo.
This is Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Mojo. He's amazing live.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Mojos.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Don't think my god, let me take that back to
the beginning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
This is it alrighty ready you're listening to Mojo in
the Morning. You're do you hacked? We go, we go
shoot time. Good morning and welcome to the Mojo on
(01:25):
the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It is great to have you here, like the ability
to be able to get you to listen to this
radio show by telling you War the Roses is happening
this morning. I know you are one of those that
always wants to sit there and watch a train wreck happen.
I mean, it is crazy how many times people will
(01:47):
come up to me and they'll go, I.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Just don't know if I.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Necessarily like this thing that you guys do, this War
the Roses. But let me tell you the story about
the one that I heard. You know, it's like, okay,
I like it. This morning on the show, she thinks
that her boyfriend is cheating with her roommate and best friend.
And we had to do a three way call on
this one because we got to hear what they sound
(02:12):
like when they're talking to each other. So that will
happen coming up at seven forty. You got to listen
to the show seven forty this morning. We will have
an opportunity for you for that, and then a bunch
of other good stuff today on the show. A lot
of good topics that are happening this morning on the
Mojo on the Morning Show. Meghan with their dying but
(02:36):
I don't want to reach out. What should she do?
Shin In with the ladies of iHeartRadio are gross and
she has evidence, and then Kevin with.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Less than a Man.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
It's all happening this morning here in the next first
half of the Mojo on the Morning Show, give you
a lot of content. It's so funny. I was listening yesterday.
I was actually kind of scrolling around on the iHeartRadio app.
We've got lots of great radio morning shows that work
for iHeartRadio and are on this app. And I actually
happened upon a podcast of a morning show and I thought, oh,
(03:17):
this is cool. This is their after show podcast. I
looked at it and I'm like, you know what I
got some time? You know, it takes me about an
hour or so to get home every single day, driving
you know, down from West to Balloomfield, and so I
popped the thing on and their podcast was like an
hour and twenty minutes long, and I'm like, okay, let's
hear what they have to talk about, thinking it's like
(03:37):
one of our more Mojo podcasts where we do the
after show stuff, only to realize it was their show podcast.
They did a four and a half hour show and
they only had an hour and ten or twenty minutes.
We're the content on there, And I don't know, Zach,
if you can tell me, maybe you can tell me,
because I don't know exactly what our content level is,
(03:57):
but I know that it's a hell of a lot
more than that. Like we do a four and a
half hour show. Obviously, we have commercials that play during it.
Very rarely do you hear a bunch of songs. Sometimes
you do when I have to go potty. But three
hours and fifteen minutes success, Oh my god, three hours
and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's too much.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
We're giving them a We're giving you guys a lot
of stuff. What yes, three hours and fifteen minutes compared
to an hour.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Someone please tell me what the hell he just said?
I cannot believe it. And I was blown away by that.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And I'm realizing, either we're given too much content or
this show that I was listening to is giving too
little content. Do our listeners like that we give them
that much content?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I think, I mean people are listening to it, they do,
Oh my god, probably somewhere back. It's probably somewhere in
the middle. You wanted somewhere.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, we're a little too much, So it should probably
be half of that, maybe two hours somewhere around there.
You know, I never really thought about it that way.
You know that actually probably is the truth. Usually everything
is something. The truth is always somewhere in the middle, right,
And I was just saying, but no, but it was interesting.
I was, I'm listening to it, going wow, this is
pretty crazy. This is all that they got. And you know,
(05:13):
half the time it was, you know, the contests that
were being played on there, like I'm listening to them,
you know, play goofy contest like the five and one
game or something, you know, not.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
To like try to sound like we're that show. But
I think the proof is going to put it. I
think sometimes people care less about their listeners and it's
more about just getting the task done. So if they
have a show, let's do everything exactly. It's a checklist.
Let's just do what we gotta do and get out
of here. But you know we hear for a bigger purpose.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Well, I my hope is and I never go into
any thing that we're going to talk about and say, well,
we'll do this in a five minute little segment, like
you know, I never do it like that. I always say,
this segment's either going to be two minutes long or
it's going to be twenty two minutes long. And then
the truth is, look at some of the segments on
our podcast, because it usually works that way because sometimes
(06:01):
it's just so good, I don't want to get out
of it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Like, I'll be quite honest with you. I compare everything
to sex.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
If sex could be longer than two minutes for me,
I would go all all day, Right, you got funning
at least I don't think so. Maybe as I got older,
As I got older, and maybe I did. You know,
taking testosterone does help a little bit. But see if
you can last the spot block. Okay, let's see if
I can do it. I'll actually that's what I'll do I'll, i'll,
I'll start at the start of a stop, a spot block,
(06:31):
see if I.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Can go a spot Should you imagine you and Chelsea
just laying there listening, go go go go.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
No, there's no way, Chelsea, by the way, we took
partake in any of that stuff. Can I tell you?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Speaking of length and when I mean by this?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
So we drove to uh Chicago to go visit Jacob,
and we just recently did the drive on Friday, and
then we did it back on Sunday. You want to
hear the difference in driving with me on a Friday
after the show's over with and then driving with on
a Sunday when I'm trying to get home for the
super Bowl. Friday, the drive took us more than six hours.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
To get to Chicago.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
To get to Chicago, which is, by the way, not
a six hour drive. It is probably a four and
a half hour drive or maybe five hour if you
leave at a time when there's the afternoon rush hour
traffic getting into Chicago, like that two ninety traffic that
you know that goes in there on the way home.
We got back in four hours, in twelve minutes. And
(07:32):
here's the reason why. And I don't know if you
guys are bad road trippers, but Chelsea actually wanted to
kick me out of the car. I had to go
pee a whole bunch of times. So I think we
stopped like three times. Like I was the kid in
the back seat. You remember, you know how you ever
go on a road trip with your kids. I gotta
go pee. We just stopped one pee.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I need to go pee.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
There's a Starbucks six times on this front trip.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Hunger is a totally different thing because wait to hear
a HOWD many times they stopped for hunger. No, so
we stopped three times to go pee, then we stop
three times for food. I have to always stop at
the Zbroad Starbucks. I love the Zebroad Starbucks. Anybody anybody
that's out in an arbor there, cause I take could
(08:15):
I take M fourteen to ninety four and I go
M fourteen to ninety four. And as soon as I
get on the ninety four, there's the first exit is
Z Broad. I get off at Zbroad. They've got the
best Starbucks there. They have great people working. They're very
nice people. And I like to go and I like
to get myself a coffee to start my journey wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You're doing this whole thing wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Well, let me you tell me how to do it.
After I finished telling you that, the next stop we
do after that is McDonald's for a large fry, like
we need to get a large fry to eat, and
then we wrap it all up at the end by
stopping off and either getting a taco bell or a
culvers just before we get to Chicago. And then this trip,
(08:54):
I even did a car wash. Chelsea's like, why are
you washing your car? And I'm like, well, because I
don't want to drive into Chicago and go to Jake's
place and have Jacob say, man, your car looks dirty.
So I ended up stopping off and the car wash
we went to was one of those ones where you
pull in and the garage doors closed down behind you
and the thing just spins around you and starts cleaning
your car and it takes forever. It literally I thought
(09:16):
we were trapped inside of the damp thing. At one point,
Chelsea goes, does it normally take this long? I'm like, no, no, no, no,
it's it's good. It's about the same thing in the
EMP panicking my sweat's going out and starting to get
to a point where I'm like, oh my god, I
think we're trapped in here.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know how we're going to get out of
this thing. But Megan, how do I do it right?
Tell me? You say I'm doing it wrong, Tell me
how to do it right.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
First, you have to stop for road trip snacks before
you hit the road.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You got That's got to be the first stop.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Second thing is, I don't know why Michigan is like this,
but you don't get another Starbucks until you hit the
other side of the state. So you gotta go down
to Ohio and then cross through Indiana and go to
Illinois that way, because that's far out of all the time.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Actually there's You're right. It used to be there was
only like two Starbucks along the whole way. For some reason.
I think we've opened up a couple more.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Okay, well, it's better a minute since I've been to Chicago,
you know, October, so unless they open them up in
the past four months.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You're right.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I know it was like that though. Seriously, you're right
with that. It was honestly one of the most annoying
things ever that we didn't have. We only had the
Zebra Road Starbucks and maybe Battle Creek Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
And that was it.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You have to get all of the snacks. You have
to have a passenger seat. Well, I drive by myself
to Chicago full of snacks.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh yeah, well I like that too.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
My favorite is to stop off at do we have
any truckers that are listening to the show? I like
to stop off at what's the truck what's the truck
stop that's like halfway there?
Speaker 5 (10:33):
The pilot.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Pilot, Yes, pilot. I love pilots.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Which is the cleanest bathrooms, which, by the way, I'm
pissed off at the local communities here like Farmington Hills
and Lavonia and stuff. Are fighting that big truck stop
that's trying to come here to town, the one with
the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's in it. Sheets, Sheets, Why are we fighting sheets? Dude?
Sheets is okay?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
So, but the one that got that got declined or
shut down or whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It was like legit in the middle of a neighborhood,
right radio, Why do you care?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Come on, You'll have somewhere to go if you guys
run out of food or drink or or gas.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's not they always say it brings.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
The unsettling kind.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, that's what they say.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
They think it brings like people in the middle of
the night that are going to cause problems. I'd rather
have somebody in the middle of the night hanging out
there watching the people that are the criminals in the
middle of the night trying to criminalize you, you know,
more lizards. Yeah, Barb has a suggestion for me to
stop some of the stops. Chelsea would probably be listening
to this. Barb, what is it.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
I get a pea jug. I clean out orange juice
jugs and uh we we put them in the truck
and I go here, here's a perfect pea jug. Next
time we travel, I.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Need to take a peepee really, so you you, you're,
you are your whoever's with you will pee in the
peed jug along a road trip.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
My husband does because he's diabetic and he has to
use the bathroom so many times, and he takes this
big thing to drink, like this big utility coup. I'm like,
why are you drinking all the stuff? Heels well, because
I'm always thirsty, So he's always thirsty. He always has
to PM like here, here's an orange juice jung. Oh
my god, just stopping.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
That's amazing. You know what I don't know. If I
got good aim that would be on the front seat. Billy,
what's up, Billy man? This is this is our one
of our trucker buddies. So hey, tell me, no, tell
(12:36):
me give me some advice on on, you know, driving,
making my drive.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
The best fonder.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Loves Okay, okay, so loves Loves is where I want
to stick my booty on. That's the That's the place
to stop at. Is it better than sheets? Which, by
the way, how great is that? Sheets is so close
to you know what? Like that name? It is like
so great. I got to pull off to take a
sh sheets Love is actually a good one, though. My
(13:04):
favorite is to go shopping to when I go to
truck stops, You guys ever do that at all?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't stop yet? Excuse me up back to you.
I want to go to a Bucky so bad.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Mike used to do Christmas shopping for me all the
time at truck stops.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
What's up, Laurie? Are you doing?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Hey, Joe? Good morning?
Speaker 6 (13:22):
How's everyone doing?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
We're great? What's happening well? First time.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
On the phone, of course, of course, Hey, I look
down here in northwest Ohio, Toledo.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I have three of them, three sheets.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Within a by and a half, Yes, on a half
down here, Yep, there's one going in on Central Avenue.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Where all the dealerships are. There's one going on Savania
and McCord, and then there's one at McCord and Door Street.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
But there's one on the trail and mommy too.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Somebody by the way, just somebody, just a trucker. Kenny
just text and said, bacon bombs at are the best?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I had. They're very good.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I've had a lot of fruits.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I love their burgers.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
They're really good.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
See this is the thing. Why is Lavonia saying no
to this? And Farmington whatever?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It is? Like, why are people saying no to this?
Bring on sheets? You know what?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
You could put one in my neighborhood in West Bloomfield.
I'd take one. We'll get rid of a couple of
neighbors homes. I would love. I love sheets. What's up Jay?
How you doing buddy?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Huh? What's up? Are you a trucker? Hey?
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Yeah, I carry empty gallon jug with me So I
just seeing that.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh okay, So you're like really and you never have
to stop no from like running roll behind.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I'll grab an empty Gary if I don't go home driving.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
So no wonder why you guys are able to do
that whole over the road thing. By the way, it
would seem weird to me, like I'm sticking my wiener
inside of an empty water jug. Plus what happens if
you mistake the empty water jug for the full water jug?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I got you? Dump it out?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Can get speaking of this? All this talk about this
makes me have to go to the bathroom. We got
to take a break.
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