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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the Morning. I do have to start
and ask a quick question here, and I want to
ask if you can participate in this. And I'm talking
to those that are maybe possibly at work right now,
if you work in a factory, I'm really talking to
you guys, because I want to know what you guys
do with this. Here's the reason. Yesterday we got a
chance to go and hang out in the new building
(00:21):
that we're going to be working in. So the new
I Heart studios that the Mojo on the Morning Show
will be calling its home base. And we did a
little practice try to see what the studios like and
learn like what buttons do what and stuff. I had
one big problem with everything that happened there, and it
(00:42):
was a problem that wasn't with our control room. Our
control room is spectacular. It's beautiful, it's state of the art,
it's gorgeous. The equipment's fantastic. Tony the Tiger is the
best training us. He's great and with the reason call
it Tony the Tiger. His name is Tony and he
works for what's called the Tiger Team here, so we
call him Tony the Tiger.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm in his real name, Tony yeah, Tony Beers, Tony Beers, Uh,
you know what, maybe maybe that's how we got her
whole family.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So so here's my issue. And I don't even know
if you guys know this yet. So yesterday I had
to go to the bathroom a couple of times. You know,
it happens to you when you know you're a fifty
plus year old man. And I went to the bathroom
one time to pee or urinate. The second time, I
(01:34):
thought I had a little bubble gut going on and
I thought I was going to have to sit down
on the stall. Well this new building, which is a
fantastic building, and shout out to Christos, who's a fantastic landlord.
But I don't know if the planning was done right
on this thing. The building in our facility only has
(01:56):
one stall in one urinal. Okay, so in the guy's bathroom,
and I don't know what the women's bathroom looks like
because I am not that kind of a guy. Yet
it's got two stalls, that's it, two stalls, one sink. Well,
the guys room has one urinal, one stall, one sink.
I might be using that sink, I don't know. And
(02:20):
I know that we have relatively a small amount of
people that work here now, but we don't have that
small amount of people. We got a lot of guys.
I mean, first off, on this show alone we got
three guys, and then the other shows that in the salespeople.
In the building I have in this building that we
have here, we have a couple of bathrooms. Got upstairs
(02:41):
and the downstairs. We also have in the one big
one bathroom up here. We have two stalls in a
urinal and a sink. That's that's all we got.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
One stall is a humongous like a handicap stall, but
it's a big one. I mean, you literally could camp
out in there if you want to. In fact, I
think keV has a couple of times we have four. Yeah,
so I so I'm in there in the bathroom. I'm
going I think I got a little bathroom anxiety because
my fear is that we only have short times to
go to the bathroom. I only go to the bathroom
(03:15):
usually when we're a commercial break, when I don't have
to do a live endorsement like a live commercial, right,
and so it's like has to be quick, like it
has to be like get in there and get out
there ain't no you know, farting around or something in there. Ye,
well there might be. And and it got me got
me thinking. I remember I saw something once where it
(03:36):
said that one in three workers don't even go to
the bathroom at their work because they have anxiety about
the bathroom. They found that this is actually pretty wild.
They found that one in three will not go to
the bathroom while they're at work. One in twelve employees
has never pooped at work, which that used to be you.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, Shannon, Now I poop your all to ten?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Isn't that funny? I do.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I just have no shame, and I tell people I'll
tell them I have to poop so bad, just watch out.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh was it? And back in that day you were like, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I was a little bit more modest.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Okay, y'all have me.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes, Well go, thank you. Uh this is kind of wild.
There's eleven percent of gen Z.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They always got to do that. I always got to
ask the generations. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Employees claim that they have never pooped at work, while
thirty six percent are reportedly too scared to do so.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Well, that's what gives me bathroom anxiety. About the new
bathrooms in the building because here our stalls are actual rooms,
they're little rooms, floor to ceiling walls. You can shut
the door, you can lock the door. And the new
building is just stalls with no top and big gaps
on the bottom. So that gives me anxiety. And also
I didn't go yesterday to the bathroom, and the first
(04:53):
time that I was there, all of all of the doors,
like all the way around the building were open. But
somebody told me that you have to scan. We have
to scan to get into the area where back in.
So you have to remember to take the phone with
you because that's how we get around our building. And
I feel like a lot of times.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You're nice, Yeah, I better forget.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
And then have to run all the way back into
the studio and then run all the way back to
the area where the bathrooms are. And it's not close, no,
And you have to understand, we really do runomime because
we don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It becomes a situation where it's all of a sudden,
Sam Bernstein's sun and all of us are running rushing.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Out of here.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The area that I work and the bathrooms are on
opposite side of the building, so it's literally I have
to cross the entire building to.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Go, wow, Well that's it's interesting. So in it it's
a it's a very nice facility. I don't want anybody.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Because it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
People think I'm not happy about this. I'm extremely happy
about this building working. I'm a little worried about it.
So I want to ask a question if you work,
if you're working right now or you're on your way
to work, how many stalls, how many bathrooms do you have?
And does anybody else have bathroom anxiety where there's no
enough stalls where they feel like they can't go while
they're at work. Like I've always wanted to know this
is can you uh?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Can you call her? And I want to know what
at the Ford Plant?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
How?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
What do they have?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Like I would assume that if you work in a
Ford Plant you got troughs like in the men's bathrooms,
Like do you do at the old Joe Louis Arena
or something?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You know, we've got it evolved. I know you have
had Michigan.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
When I was at Michigan Stadium for the Michigan State game,
they have they did evolve.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I ever sing you my favorite song?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What's that which one boss.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Makes a dollar.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I want to make a time.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That's poop company time.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I never know. I've never heard that one before. That's
actually pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That is my motto.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I will poop I work because you know what you're
paying me the poop.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Ken YadA? What's up?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Go morning, go mourning beautiful.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
First, I need to know if you can also ask
some guys at work what the guy's bathroom? But what's
the stall situation like at the Ford plant?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Okay? By my job, it's two of them. Both of
them have three stalls, three sinks. Okay, And I will
hit the button in a minute for my team lead
to come take over my job to go poop.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, And have you have you ever gone in and
it's all been occupied? Have you ever had a full
house in there?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I have not? My plant? Is it real?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Real?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Big?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I have not?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
All right?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
If I can't get him when I hit the button,
I text him and send him in a little emoji
to let him know what's go.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
That time.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know you got to come visit us, and you've
got to see our new facilities. But I am I
am warning you don't eat Mexican before you come because
I'm telling you. And by the way, Jose's Tagos is
right next door. I am not going to be eat
in Jose Tagos unless I'm going straight home right afterwards.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What's up, James? You doing? What's up?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Guys doing good the first time long time. So I
was gonna talk about how we got we have a
string bathrooms one door bathrooms in my work. I was
gonna talk more about how the people have a lot
of anxiety. I know it's a lot of the people
(08:22):
have anxiety there.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, one of.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
My coworkers even he goes so far where he says
he cannot poop it work at all. He's the kind
of person he's got to take off everything to be
able to poop.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Why people do that?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Like, what what are you going to room by pooping?
To give him the birthday too?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
They don't like it touching the floor. Though they don't
like their pants touching the floor or anything like that, But.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
When I take them off, they are going to touch
the floor.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
They hang them on a hook. I think they hang
them out too big to be naked.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's that's wild though. I always want about those guys
that do that. They get all naked in there, like,
are they really just pooping?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Weird?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It is wild? What's going on, Crystal? Hey, what's up?
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Hey, good morning. I work at a daycare and we have.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Twenty four women in there and we only have two bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh, you guys are in trouble. You guys are in trouble. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
There's times that there's lines like.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Like I gotta I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I hate when I go to a restaurant and they
just have the single stalls like Steve's Delly has that,
and I gotta wait there forever, wait a.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Minute, and they know when you come out if it
was you, Oh yeah, that made that smell.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
It's the worst. Yes, yeah, yes, Well, thank you for
the call. I appreciate it. What's up, Jill, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Good morning. I worked from home for four years and
now I work in person in a retail store and
they could have one hundred stalls and I'm still gonna
have anxiety. Now other people can be in the bathroom
with me.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I never thought about that anybody that was a remote
worker for a while, going back and working amongst all
the crazy people.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I didn't really think about it either until the first
time I had to go in there and someone was
in the bathroom, Like, oh yeah, I'm not just in
the comfort of my own home anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
What do you think about this? Because our stalls don't
go all the way down to the ground. I'm thinking
about bringing a change of shoes so that when people
look under there, you know.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
You're just like little ones that you can put in
your pocket or something and no one will even knows you.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I'm gonna pull mister Rogers right before I go to
the back.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
No one will know.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
When you do do in public restrooms, especially at work.
Do you like do to as comfortably as you do
at home.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Now, or do you like kind of like now, you
know what I mean, Like you go for I get
my business done fast, and I when I'm at home, man,
it just feels comfortable.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It's like sitting on a couch, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm like, do you starting the volume down because there
are other people there?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
A lot of times I do because I'm afraid I'll
be grunting when I uh, when I'm in there, you
know what I mean, Like I'll be you know, I
think you
It's Mojo in the Morning. I do have to start
and ask a quick question here, and I want to
ask if you can participate in this. And I'm talking
to those that are maybe possibly at work right now,
if you work in a factory, I'm really talking to
you guys, because I want to know what you guys
do with this. Here's the reason. Yesterday we got a
chance to go and hang out in the new building
(00:21):
that we're going to be working in. So the new
I Heart studios that the Mojo on the Morning Show
will be calling its home base. And we did a
little practice try to see what the studios like and
learn like what buttons do what and stuff. I had
one big problem with everything that happened there, and it
(00:42):
was a problem that wasn't with our control room. Our
control room is spectacular. It's beautiful, it's state of the art,
it's gorgeous. The equipment's fantastic. Tony the Tiger is the
best training us. He's great and with the reason call
it Tony the Tiger. His name is Tony and he
works for what's called the Tiger Team here, so we
call him Tony the Tiger.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm in his real name, Tony yeah, Tony Beers, Tony Beers, Uh,
you know what, maybe maybe that's how we got her
whole family.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So so here's my issue. And I don't even know
if you guys know this yet. So yesterday I had
to go to the bathroom a couple of times. You know,
it happens to you when you know you're a fifty
plus year old man. And I went to the bathroom
one time to pee or urinate. The second time, I
(01:34):
thought I had a little bubble gut going on and
I thought I was going to have to sit down
on the stall. Well this new building, which is a
fantastic building, and shout out to Christos, who's a fantastic landlord.
But I don't know if the planning was done right
on this thing. The building in our facility only has
(01:56):
one stall in one urinal. Okay, so in the guy's bathroom,
and I don't know what the women's bathroom looks like
because I am not that kind of a guy. Yet
it's got two stalls, that's it, two stalls, one sink. Well,
the guys room has one urinal, one stall, one sink.
I might be using that sink, I don't know. And
(02:20):
I know that we have relatively a small amount of
people that work here now, but we don't have that
small amount of people. We got a lot of guys.
I mean, first off, on this show alone we got
three guys, and then the other shows that in the salespeople.
In the building I have in this building that we
have here, we have a couple of bathrooms. Got upstairs
(02:41):
and the downstairs. We also have in the one big
one bathroom up here. We have two stalls in a
urinal and a sink. That's that's all we got.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
One stall is a humongous like a handicap stall, but
it's a big one. I mean, you literally could camp
out in there if you want to. In fact, I
think keV has a couple of times we have four. Yeah,
so I so I'm in there in the bathroom. I'm
going I think I got a little bathroom anxiety because
my fear is that we only have short times to
go to the bathroom. I only go to the bathroom
(03:15):
usually when we're a commercial break, when I don't have
to do a live endorsement like a live commercial, right,
and so it's like has to be quick, like it
has to be like get in there and get out
there ain't no you know, farting around or something in there. Ye,
well there might be. And and it got me got
me thinking. I remember I saw something once where it
(03:36):
said that one in three workers don't even go to
the bathroom at their work because they have anxiety about
the bathroom. They found that this is actually pretty wild.
They found that one in three will not go to
the bathroom while they're at work. One in twelve employees
has never pooped at work, which that used to be you.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, Shannon, Now I poop your all to ten?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Isn't that funny? I do.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I just have no shame, and I tell people I'll
tell them I have to poop so bad, just watch out.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh was it? And back in that day you were like, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I was a little bit more modest.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Okay, y'all have me.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes, Well go, thank you. Uh this is kind of wild.
There's eleven percent of gen Z.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They always got to do that. I always got to
ask the generations. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Employees claim that they have never pooped at work, while
thirty six percent are reportedly too scared to do so.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Well, that's what gives me bathroom anxiety. About the new
bathrooms in the building because here our stalls are actual rooms,
they're little rooms, floor to ceiling walls. You can shut
the door, you can lock the door. And the new
building is just stalls with no top and big gaps
on the bottom. So that gives me anxiety. And also
I didn't go yesterday to the bathroom, and the first
(04:53):
time that I was there, all of all of the doors,
like all the way around the building were open. But
somebody told me that you have to scan. We have
to scan to get into the area where back in.
So you have to remember to take the phone with
you because that's how we get around our building. And
I feel like a lot of times.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You're nice, Yeah, I better forget.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
And then have to run all the way back into
the studio and then run all the way back to
the area where the bathrooms are. And it's not close, no,
And you have to understand, we really do runomime because
we don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It becomes a situation where it's all of a sudden,
Sam Bernstein's sun and all of us are running rushing.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Out of here.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The area that I work and the bathrooms are on
opposite side of the building, so it's literally I have
to cross the entire building to.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Go, wow, Well that's it's interesting. So in it it's
a it's a very nice facility. I don't want anybody.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Because it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
People think I'm not happy about this. I'm extremely happy
about this building working. I'm a little worried about it.
So I want to ask a question if you work,
if you're working right now or you're on your way
to work, how many stalls, how many bathrooms do you have?
And does anybody else have bathroom anxiety where there's no
enough stalls where they feel like they can't go while
they're at work. Like I've always wanted to know this
is can you uh?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Can you call her? And I want to know what
at the Ford Plant?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
How?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
What do they have?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Like I would assume that if you work in a
Ford Plant you got troughs like in the men's bathrooms,
Like do you do at the old Joe Louis Arena
or something?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You know, we've got it evolved. I know you have
had Michigan.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
When I was at Michigan Stadium for the Michigan State game,
they have they did evolve.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I ever sing you my favorite song?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What's that which one boss.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Makes a dollar.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I want to make a time.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That's poop company time.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I never know. I've never heard that one before. That's
actually pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That is my motto.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I will poop I work because you know what you're
paying me the poop.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Ken YadA? What's up?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Go morning, go mourning beautiful.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
First, I need to know if you can also ask
some guys at work what the guy's bathroom? But what's
the stall situation like at the Ford plant?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Okay? By my job, it's two of them. Both of
them have three stalls, three sinks. Okay, And I will
hit the button in a minute for my team lead
to come take over my job to go poop.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, And have you have you ever gone in and
it's all been occupied? Have you ever had a full
house in there?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I have not? My plant? Is it real?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Real?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Big?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I have not?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
All right?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
If I can't get him when I hit the button,
I text him and send him in a little emoji
to let him know what's go.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
That time.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know you got to come visit us, and you've
got to see our new facilities. But I am I
am warning you don't eat Mexican before you come because
I'm telling you. And by the way, Jose's Tagos is
right next door. I am not going to be eat
in Jose Tagos unless I'm going straight home right afterwards.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What's up, James? You doing? What's up?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Guys doing good the first time long time. So I
was gonna talk about how we got we have a
string bathrooms one door bathrooms in my work. I was
gonna talk more about how the people have a lot
of anxiety. I know it's a lot of the people
(08:22):
have anxiety there.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, one of.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
My coworkers even he goes so far where he says
he cannot poop it work at all. He's the kind
of person he's got to take off everything to be
able to poop.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Why people do that?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Like, what what are you going to room by pooping?
To give him the birthday too?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
They don't like it touching the floor. Though they don't
like their pants touching the floor or anything like that, But.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
When I take them off, they are going to touch
the floor.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
They hang them on a hook. I think they hang
them out too big to be naked.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's that's wild though. I always want about those guys
that do that. They get all naked in there, like,
are they really just pooping?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Weird?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It is wild? What's going on, Crystal? Hey, what's up?
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Hey, good morning. I work at a daycare and we have.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Twenty four women in there and we only have two bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh, you guys are in trouble. You guys are in trouble. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
There's times that there's lines like.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Like I gotta I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I hate when I go to a restaurant and they
just have the single stalls like Steve's Delly has that,
and I gotta wait there forever, wait a.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Minute, and they know when you come out if it
was you, Oh yeah, that made that smell.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
It's the worst. Yes, yeah, yes, Well, thank you for
the call. I appreciate it. What's up, Jill, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Good morning. I worked from home for four years and
now I work in person in a retail store and
they could have one hundred stalls and I'm still gonna
have anxiety. Now other people can be in the bathroom
with me.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I never thought about that anybody that was a remote
worker for a while, going back and working amongst all
the crazy people.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I didn't really think about it either until the first
time I had to go in there and someone was
in the bathroom, Like, oh yeah, I'm not just in
the comfort of my own home anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
What do you think about this? Because our stalls don't
go all the way down to the ground. I'm thinking
about bringing a change of shoes so that when people
look under there, you know.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
You're just like little ones that you can put in
your pocket or something and no one will even knows you.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I'm gonna pull mister Rogers right before I go to
the back.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
No one will know.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
When you do do in public restrooms, especially at work.
Do you like do to as comfortably as you do
at home.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Now, or do you like kind of like now, you
know what I mean, Like you go for I get
my business done fast, and I when I'm at home, man,
it just feels comfortable.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It's like sitting on a couch, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm like, do you starting the volume down because there
are other people there?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
A lot of times I do because I'm afraid I'll
be grunting when I uh, when I'm in there, you
know what I mean, Like I'll be you know, I
think you
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