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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. My wife
(00:02):
is a big liar. I want to know that this
is okay for me to talk about because guess what,
she lied, lied, lied, all right, and I'm busting her
in lines. Yes, So, Chelsea and I have this agreement
with each other that we've had now for maybe five, six,
seven years, who knows how long it's been. And the
(00:23):
agreement is we do not buy each other birthday gifts,
mothers Father's Day gifts, anniversary gifts, and Christmas gifts. We
decide that what we're gonna do for each other is
we're gonna leave it to the kids to go get
us whatever we want. You know, if they're going to
(00:45):
buy something, have them get it, or we just want
if we want something, we'll go get it ourselves, you
know what I mean. Like, it's it's stupid to even
do the whole we're gonna buy you gifts. We've been
together for such a long period of time. Honestly, it's
at that point let's just focus on the care children.
I think it was her idea, I really do, because
(01:05):
if I came up with that idea, it would be
a bad idea, you know what. I mean, and honestly,
it gets to a point where what is she going
to get me. She's going to get me a Carl's
golf Land golf cart gift cards, which is not And honestly,
occasionally she might even get me one of those, just
out of the blue and say, hey, I was at
Carls and I got you this. So long story short,
(01:26):
this is our agreement that we have with each other.
This Christmas, we wake up and I look underneath the
Christmas tree and there are all of our stockings that
were hung nicely on the fireplace or the mantle. We
don't have a fireplace, so they were hung just there,
and they were all laid out on the ground underneath
a Christmas tree. And Santa had something in every single
(01:49):
one of those, including mine, except for one. Chelsea's had
nothing because guess what, Santa's a big fat liar. Two.
And Santa gave everybody something except for Chelsea because guess
what Santa is me. So I noticed that there is
(02:14):
nothing in Chelsea's and I'm like, oh crap. And then
I started real and there's nothing, like no candy or
anything like she got candy and all the stuff for
the kids, even those what are those hot and spicy
candies called the Little Red? No, the Little Red she
loves so guess what Santa does too. So I'm freaking
(02:38):
out going What the hell am I going to do?
So what do I do? I go to everybody's favorite
Christmas destination, CVS. What this is? Eight a m.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Shannon, Christmas mornings are limited, It's what I'm trying to
get at here.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
No best I open at eight am? Call Lucido, find jewelry,
and they would hang up the phone on me. They
probably like, what are you doing? There's nothing open at
eight am on Christmas morning? So I drag my ass
out with my BedHead and all. I put a baseball
(03:20):
hat on and I get into the car. I drive
up to the CVS. I walk in and there are
only people that are in CVS at eight am on
at Christmas morning are either people that are sick because
they have the flu, or guys like me. So I
(03:41):
go through the aisles. You know that they have cards
at CBS. I got a card. They have cards at CBS.
I did not even know that they have cards at CBS.
I've never gone to CBS for anything other than my prescriptions,
condoms and shavers, or razors and stuff. Speaking of razors,
Chelsea got a razor, Yes, I got. I went up
(04:04):
and down the aisles. I found things that they had.
Do you know that they've got electronic devices there like what, Well,
let me tell you they've got everybody's favorite cook everybody's
favorite cookers, crock pots. They got crock pot. When is
the last time that you had a crockpot? As seen
on TV? To crockpot? That CBSS clothes.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And I know this because our boss, Colleen Grant and
I share an affinity for a certain fleece pullover that
you could only.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Get at I should have called you, I should have
asked you, what's usually the photos. I did not get
a close because actually I was going to get I
was going to get they had a shirt that said
It's Christmas, And all I got was this shirt whatever.
I was going to get that far, Yeah, And I figured,
I know that's just something that you can actually use
(04:55):
as AMMO later in life. It was all last minute
stuff and there. Oh well, first off, she knew that
when I was gone for the period of time, I
wasn't just going to get our Starbucks, which I did
get Starbucks, and I got Starbucks gift cards.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I got her Starbucks stocking stuffer.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I got her not only Starbucks gift cards, but guess
what they've got Home Depot gift cards too. She's gonna
ry what was in your stocking? So how did this go?
On the other end? So, my my stocking had some
golf stuff in it, including the Carl's Golf lands. So
she prepared. Yes, she went out and did all this stuff.
I'm saying she can prepare all kinds of stuff. It
(05:31):
had everything because she said everybody deserves to have something
in their stocking, even her. So I want to ask
this question. I'm gonna throw this out there. What's the
worst last minute gift that either you've given or you
got eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four
six six five six five four eight What do you
(05:53):
think about that whole idea too of no gifts and
then somebody breaking the rule?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So we started that rule last year and this year
we kept it. However, it's kind of not a real
rule because West still takes my kids out to buy
gifts for me, So he basically buys what he wants
to buy me, and he's like, kids, this look good.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, okay, yeah, and I do the same with my
yeah kids age, so he gets really good stuff. When
Luke was little, I used to say to him, all right,
we're going to the mall. We're going to get your
mom anything. And guess what she got? Video games?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I feel like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
However, I will say, it's so funny because I did
all of the shopping pretty much for everybody for Christmas
this year, and I think Wes thought I was going
to forget about stock his his stocking, so he bought
all the stuff for his own stocking. My gosh, yeah,
hold on, well but I didn't forget, so he had
his stuff and then my stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes, did he get hot to Molly's? No, I would
have loved to have got Robin. What's going on? Robin?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
My husband and I also have kind of the same
We just don't buy his each other things because we
buy things throughout the year. But we've been married eighteen
years and I've always had a flat not filled stocking.
But this year my fifteen year old daughter kind of noticed,
you know, more so last year, and so she went
this year and she bought stuff to fill my stocking.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Night stop.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, you know, you know what that is? A great daughter?
Can I adopt her? I need to get I can't
believe none of my kids even thought of this, Like
it pisses me off. What's going on? Nia? How are you?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
How Happy New Year?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Everyone? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Do you guys know what CBS stands for?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
At the acronym no enlightenment? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I just want to do a little quick trivia.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
It's Consumer Value Store.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
So anytime I'm going there, I just say I'm going
to Consumer Value store instead of saying it's say CBS.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You know what? There you go. I went to Consumer
Value Store. I had no idea. I thought you actually
had a funny one at this one and it says
can share with CVS. Hands for I was gonna be
like Christmas, somebody give me a good acronym for CVS
on a dummy like me having to go there on
Christmas Day? What's up, Jake? Hey, how's it going good? Buddy?
What's going on? Well?
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Talking about re wrapping presents, I or the worst stocking
stuffer this year. I was like struggling for my dad.
I didn't know what to get him, and like I
just I was working up until Christmas and I had
no time and I rewrapped his like a big pack
of like prov one golf balls that we got him
last year.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's great. Can I tell you the greatest TikTok I
saw over break, and I don't know if anybody else
saw this in their algorithm, was the grandma who got
everything from her own house. Did you see that all?
It was the funniest thing ever. They literally all the
kids and you know, family and everybody went over to
Grandma's house and just grabbed Was she surprised at I
(09:01):
got something like this? By the time that she opened
up her fifteenth one, She's like, you guys, are I did.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
See the I did see the video of the grandkids
that wrapped up like a really sexy song for Grandma.
But on the card they made it look like Grandpa
gave it to her. She opf and was like his eyes,
like Grandpa's eyes were as big as golf balls.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What's up? Kayley? It was nothing much? What's going on? Kayley?
I think I By the way, oh my wife something today.
I might have to go to the mall after the
show's over with.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Oh yeah, so, uh, my friend, my neighbor came over
and gave him a gas card, and all we had
were gag gifts left, so we gave her a Yodling
pickle I saw.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
CBS pickle.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I hate that, by the way, when somebody unexpectedly gives
you a gift and you're like scrambling for something to
give back.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
What's okay, Kelly? How you doing?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Good? How are you good? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Every year, my husband gets me a Michael Cours purse. Okay, Yes,
they're so good. They're long lasting, and you can get
them for the outlet store for a big one for
like one hundred and fifty, and sometimes when you go
to the store they'll give you like a matching wallet deal.
So every year he does that and I love it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's awesome. See that's a good husband. My wife probably
wishes she had him. I will I will say this.
I'm this year going to buy a bunch of things
and just put him in my closets. Okay, I'm just
going to buy and yeah, like cards, Chelsea has birthday, anniversary,
graduation cards to go in a drawer just for that occasion.
What's up. How you doing Bell?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Hi? Happy New Year, Happy New Year, New Year, so
last year, my dad forgot to do my mom's stocking,
so he last minute panicked and so started running around
the house just filling it up with random stuff. There
was like granola bars in there, saltine crackers.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I almost did that. I actually almost put in there.
All we have in our house is healthy stuff. Now
with Chelsea, you know, always reminded us to be healthy.
So I almost put like protein powder, like here you go, Chelsea,
I got your nice protein powder here. You you know,
you know aino acids.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's why she did it. Though you think she'd have
had a hell of a year she was in her fields.
Well that's the thing, thankful, that's why she put the Gibson.
The woman had cancer, That's what I'm saying. That's why there.
You didn't even think about that.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I am, what's up Rachel? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
My aunt gifted me a Jesus dvd.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Jesus on DVD, it's like an autobiography.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, you don't even have a DVD player.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Do you.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I don't have a right back to your.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You know what. Now you need to get a DVD
player so you can actually see Jesus right there. What's up, Josh?
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Stop good?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
How you guys? I'm okay. Happy New Year, buddy, what's up?
I was just calling in for your abbreviation for CVS. Yes, uh,
Christmas by a Santa.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I like it. Christmas via Santa. Not funny, but I
think of any better one. Maybe maybe because you said it, Jeff.
It's funny. It makes me laugh. But thank you for
the call. I appreciate it. All right, all right, take
care of yourself by
All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. My wife
(00:02):
is a big liar. I want to know that this
is okay for me to talk about because guess what,
she lied, lied, lied, all right, and I'm busting her
in lines. Yes, So, Chelsea and I have this agreement
with each other that we've had now for maybe five, six,
seven years, who knows how long it's been. And the
(00:23):
agreement is we do not buy each other birthday gifts,
mothers Father's Day gifts, anniversary gifts, and Christmas gifts. We
decide that what we're gonna do for each other is
we're gonna leave it to the kids to go get
us whatever we want. You know, if they're going to
(00:45):
buy something, have them get it, or we just want
if we want something, we'll go get it ourselves, you
know what I mean. Like, it's it's stupid to even
do the whole we're gonna buy you gifts. We've been
together for such a long period of time. Honestly, it's
at that point let's just focus on the care children.
I think it was her idea, I really do, because
(01:05):
if I came up with that idea, it would be
a bad idea, you know what. I mean, and honestly,
it gets to a point where what is she going
to get me. She's going to get me a Carl's
golf Land golf cart gift cards, which is not And honestly,
occasionally she might even get me one of those, just
out of the blue and say, hey, I was at
Carls and I got you this. So long story short,
(01:26):
this is our agreement that we have with each other.
This Christmas, we wake up and I look underneath the
Christmas tree and there are all of our stockings that
were hung nicely on the fireplace or the mantle. We
don't have a fireplace, so they were hung just there,
and they were all laid out on the ground underneath
a Christmas tree. And Santa had something in every single
(01:49):
one of those, including mine, except for one. Chelsea's had
nothing because guess what, Santa's a big fat liar. Two.
And Santa gave everybody something except for Chelsea because guess
what Santa is me. So I noticed that there is
(02:14):
nothing in Chelsea's and I'm like, oh crap. And then
I started real and there's nothing, like no candy or
anything like she got candy and all the stuff for
the kids, even those what are those hot and spicy
candies called the Little Red? No, the Little Red she
loves so guess what Santa does too. So I'm freaking
(02:38):
out going What the hell am I going to do?
So what do I do? I go to everybody's favorite
Christmas destination, CVS. What this is? Eight a m.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Shannon, Christmas mornings are limited, It's what I'm trying to
get at here.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
No best I open at eight am? Call Lucido, find jewelry,
and they would hang up the phone on me. They
probably like, what are you doing? There's nothing open at
eight am on Christmas morning? So I drag my ass
out with my BedHead and all. I put a baseball
(03:20):
hat on and I get into the car. I drive
up to the CVS. I walk in and there are
only people that are in CVS at eight am on
at Christmas morning are either people that are sick because
they have the flu, or guys like me. So I
(03:41):
go through the aisles. You know that they have cards
at CBS. I got a card. They have cards at CBS.
I did not even know that they have cards at CBS.
I've never gone to CBS for anything other than my prescriptions,
condoms and shavers, or razors and stuff. Speaking of razors,
Chelsea got a razor, Yes, I got. I went up
(04:04):
and down the aisles. I found things that they had.
Do you know that they've got electronic devices there like what, Well,
let me tell you they've got everybody's favorite cook everybody's
favorite cookers, crock pots. They got crock pot. When is
the last time that you had a crockpot? As seen
on TV? To crockpot? That CBSS clothes.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And I know this because our boss, Colleen Grant and
I share an affinity for a certain fleece pullover that
you could only.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Get at I should have called you, I should have
asked you, what's usually the photos. I did not get
a close because actually I was going to get I
was going to get they had a shirt that said
It's Christmas, And all I got was this shirt whatever.
I was going to get that far, Yeah, And I figured,
I know that's just something that you can actually use
(04:55):
as AMMO later in life. It was all last minute
stuff and there. Oh well, first off, she knew that
when I was gone for the period of time, I
wasn't just going to get our Starbucks, which I did
get Starbucks, and I got Starbucks gift cards.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I got her Starbucks stocking stuffer.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I got her not only Starbucks gift cards, but guess
what they've got Home Depot gift cards too. She's gonna
ry what was in your stocking? So how did this go?
On the other end? So, my my stocking had some
golf stuff in it, including the Carl's Golf lands. So
she prepared. Yes, she went out and did all this stuff.
I'm saying she can prepare all kinds of stuff. It
(05:31):
had everything because she said everybody deserves to have something
in their stocking, even her. So I want to ask
this question. I'm gonna throw this out there. What's the
worst last minute gift that either you've given or you
got eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four
six six five six five four eight What do you
(05:53):
think about that whole idea too of no gifts and
then somebody breaking the rule?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So we started that rule last year and this year
we kept it. However, it's kind of not a real
rule because West still takes my kids out to buy
gifts for me, So he basically buys what he wants
to buy me, and he's like, kids, this look good.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, okay, yeah, and I do the same with my
yeah kids age, so he gets really good stuff. When
Luke was little, I used to say to him, all right,
we're going to the mall. We're going to get your
mom anything. And guess what she got? Video games?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I feel like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
However, I will say, it's so funny because I did
all of the shopping pretty much for everybody for Christmas
this year, and I think Wes thought I was going
to forget about stock his his stocking, so he bought
all the stuff for his own stocking. My gosh, yeah,
hold on, well but I didn't forget, so he had
his stuff and then my stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes, did he get hot to Molly's? No, I would
have loved to have got Robin. What's going on? Robin?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
My husband and I also have kind of the same
We just don't buy his each other things because we
buy things throughout the year. But we've been married eighteen
years and I've always had a flat not filled stocking.
But this year my fifteen year old daughter kind of noticed,
you know, more so last year, and so she went
this year and she bought stuff to fill my stocking.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Night stop.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, you know, you know what that is? A great daughter?
Can I adopt her? I need to get I can't
believe none of my kids even thought of this, Like
it pisses me off. What's going on? Nia? How are you?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
How Happy New Year?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Everyone? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Do you guys know what CBS stands for?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
At the acronym no enlightenment? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I just want to do a little quick trivia.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
It's Consumer Value Store.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
So anytime I'm going there, I just say I'm going
to Consumer Value store instead of saying it's say CBS.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You know what? There you go. I went to Consumer
Value Store. I had no idea. I thought you actually
had a funny one at this one and it says
can share with CVS. Hands for I was gonna be
like Christmas, somebody give me a good acronym for CVS
on a dummy like me having to go there on
Christmas Day? What's up, Jake? Hey, how's it going good? Buddy?
What's going on? Well?
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Talking about re wrapping presents, I or the worst stocking
stuffer this year. I was like struggling for my dad.
I didn't know what to get him, and like I
just I was working up until Christmas and I had
no time and I rewrapped his like a big pack
of like prov one golf balls that we got him
last year.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's great. Can I tell you the greatest TikTok I
saw over break, and I don't know if anybody else
saw this in their algorithm, was the grandma who got
everything from her own house. Did you see that all?
It was the funniest thing ever. They literally all the
kids and you know, family and everybody went over to
Grandma's house and just grabbed Was she surprised at I
(09:01):
got something like this? By the time that she opened
up her fifteenth one, She's like, you guys, are I did.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
See the I did see the video of the grandkids
that wrapped up like a really sexy song for Grandma.
But on the card they made it look like Grandpa
gave it to her. She opf and was like his eyes,
like Grandpa's eyes were as big as golf balls.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What's up? Kayley? It was nothing much? What's going on? Kayley?
I think I By the way, oh my wife something today.
I might have to go to the mall after the
show's over with.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Oh yeah, so, uh, my friend, my neighbor came over
and gave him a gas card, and all we had
were gag gifts left, so we gave her a Yodling
pickle I saw.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
CBS pickle.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I hate that, by the way, when somebody unexpectedly gives
you a gift and you're like scrambling for something to
give back.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
What's okay, Kelly? How you doing?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Good? How are you good? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Every year, my husband gets me a Michael Cours purse. Okay, Yes,
they're so good. They're long lasting, and you can get
them for the outlet store for a big one for
like one hundred and fifty, and sometimes when you go
to the store they'll give you like a matching wallet deal.
So every year he does that and I love it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's awesome. See that's a good husband. My wife probably
wishes she had him. I will I will say this.
I'm this year going to buy a bunch of things
and just put him in my closets. Okay, I'm just
going to buy and yeah, like cards, Chelsea has birthday, anniversary,
graduation cards to go in a drawer just for that occasion.
What's up. How you doing Bell?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Hi? Happy New Year, Happy New Year, New Year, so
last year, my dad forgot to do my mom's stocking,
so he last minute panicked and so started running around
the house just filling it up with random stuff. There
was like granola bars in there, saltine crackers.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I almost did that. I actually almost put in there.
All we have in our house is healthy stuff. Now
with Chelsea, you know, always reminded us to be healthy.
So I almost put like protein powder, like here you go, Chelsea,
I got your nice protein powder here. You you know,
you know aino acids.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's why she did it. Though you think she'd have
had a hell of a year she was in her fields.
Well that's the thing, thankful, that's why she put the Gibson.
The woman had cancer, That's what I'm saying. That's why there.
You didn't even think about that.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I am, what's up Rachel? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
My aunt gifted me a Jesus dvd.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Jesus on DVD, it's like an autobiography.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, you don't even have a DVD player.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Do you.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I don't have a right back to your.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You know what. Now you need to get a DVD
player so you can actually see Jesus right there. What's up, Josh?
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Stop good?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
How you guys? I'm okay. Happy New Year, buddy, what's up?
I was just calling in for your abbreviation for CVS. Yes, uh,
Christmas by a Santa.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I like it. Christmas via Santa. Not funny, but I
think of any better one. Maybe maybe because you said it, Jeff.
It's funny. It makes me laugh. But thank you for
the call. I appreciate it. All right, all right, take
care of yourself by
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