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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning, back in the studio after
a week of being gone.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let me just tell you that this job has some perks.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
There are definite perks to being able to get to
work on a show where you don't have to feel
like you're going to work digging ditches every single morning, right.
I mean all we do is talking to microphones, and
you have that as a perk. And I realize that
with coming back from the surgery as quick as I have,
because there's people that had the surgery that have physical
(00:31):
jobs that can't go and go back to work. The
other thing is getting in with great doctors. I had
a great surgeon that did my surgery. Doctor ashe'sh Baby,
who is formerly the Detroit Lions doc. He's now currently
the Chicago Bears doc and the University of Michigan athletic doctor.
So he does any kind of orthopedic stuff for the
(00:53):
Michigan teams, the basketball, football, all the programs.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Thank you doctor, by the way, for getting me out
of surgery alive. I had him with the help of
my heart surgeons there. So thank God that those guys
work together, because I go there for my heart heart stuff.
Had an aneurysm, and I thank him for having a
much straighter line on my scar than doctor Patel, my
heart surgeon did. Doctor Patel did not know how to
(01:23):
color in between the lines. He's a great doctor. He
kept me alive. But my scars got a little ziggy zag. Okay,
it looks like I'm driving. It looks like I'm driving
down Ford Road.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Is that a thing? You want it to be nice
and straight?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, you want it to be straight. You want your
scar to have straightness to it. And I have a
picture I posted up on Instagram yesterday of me back.
You can see my staples. My staples look very straight
on them. How many stables you got, I don't know,
but there's a lot. I had to be like so many.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I had a hard time looking at that photo.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It makes me because you knew it was my naked body.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
No, it's just like staples and skin is so I
get so queasy.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's interesting because my chest scar from my open heart
surgery that I had with the heart aneurism, the scar
has got a little bit of a wiggle to it,
and it's kind of cool. When I show people it,
they look at it, but they can see that they
think that I have like a pimple or something because
of how it zig zags. So I want the two
Indian doctors from University of Michigan fighting with each other.
(02:22):
I do a straighter scar. Doctor Baty is going to
be telling Doctor Patel that today. So let me tell
you something that is tough about this job, having a
medical thing done to yourself when you are an on
air radio personality or somebody that's in the public, like
(02:42):
you know, I will never compare myself to any of
these athletes because these guys are professionals, and obviously they're
on a much bigger stage than being on a radio
show like this.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But people will know what you look like or know
who you are.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And when I went in for my surgery, and I
do a lot of of you know stuff with Michigan
Medicine and with the University of Michigan.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I do love those people.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But going in there sometimes and being recognized is great
when you just have a regular doctor's appointment and you
don't want to have to sit there and wait in
the doctor's waiting room for a long time. But when
you walk in the back and they tell you that
you have to undress completely down even your socks and
put on a gown. Yeah, being mojo does not seem
(03:26):
like it's an appealing thing when you look like this.
And it was tough, and there were some great people.
They were all very nice. You can tell when somebody
is a listener when they sit there and give you
a smile and hey, so was it tough to wake
up this morning? And I'm like, no, because I normally
wake up really sorry to hear that one. But the
(03:48):
lady who shaved me, yes, I get shaved for this.
I had to get shaved. Yes, oh not my whole body. Okay,
although I'll be quite honest with you, I do need
to be groomed.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Having my poor wife have to see me shave, you know,
shower and stuff like that, it's really bad. But the
lady that shaved me is like talking to me, and
she's like talking to me about the War of the roses.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And stuff like that, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Like, this is such a vulnerable position. I was trying
to give this as an example. And you tell me
if you think that this is a good example. When
we have to be naked in front of a healthcare
professional and they listen to the show, it would be
like you having to be naked in front of your
neighbor who's a healthcare person. Like, could you imagine you
(04:34):
go to the doctor and you're going to get your
annual physical.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And it's the guy next door door.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, hey, take off all your clothes, even your socks.
You hear Bill say that the guy pushed in the
lawnmower at five six?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You mean, I don't know if I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Which, by the way, if you're somebody that gets naked
in front of your neighbor or has ever done that,
shout out to you and I'd love to hear your story.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, or mistakenly you ran outside who knows? Call us.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Actually that's a good one, Lydia, call us up and
tell us about the last time your neighbors saw you naked,
or you saw your neighbor naked. In honor of the
story of me talking about how that's what it's like,
I'd say this was weird. I remember one time I
had a bump on my day. Oh okay, your penis,
Oh yeah, to bumple my penis? Yes, And I go
to the doctor's office. I'm like, yo, let's figure out
(05:22):
what's going on here. I'm thinking, I'm just going to
show it to one doctor. It's a lady. She's bring
enough the lady in there, because I guess you.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Got to have two hours. Yes, what I was like,
I didn't think I was about to have three people
in here.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
My favorite is when they say nothing happened though you
know I didn't have anything.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
When they walk in and they say, this is Tom
he's training with me.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh my both babies I had.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That was the case.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
There was a room full of residence.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
And especially with Lucy, like that was not my dress
and cleanest moment.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
And there were there listeners in there.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, it wasn't embarrassing or no.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I mean they're not just seeing you naked. There's seeing you.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah there, what's up? And how you doing?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Good? Good?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I just want to know.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Do you have your medical providers to sign like an
NBA and say I can't talk about my body or my.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Personal happened you are Yeah, No, I trust that, I
and I trust it. But there's here's a difference between
HIPPA and in an NBA, and and that when somebody
uh knows that you're having the surgery and they go
they go, hey, I heard Mojo is in there for surgery,
(06:37):
and they go, I don't know what you're talking about, started.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Giggling, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Like that, like if all of a sudden they the
little giggles start getting let out, then they know they
definitely gave away that they had me as a patient.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Uh, what's up, Jessica. Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Can I got you? What's going on?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
First time?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Long time?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
So I wanted to comment on this scar. Years ago,
I was in a bad car accident. I heeled up,
everything was fine. However, I had a scar revision on
my arm because I had a really nasty straight scar.
It was beautifully straight, Mojo, but it was.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
It was getting very thick, it was widening, and the
plastic surgeon actually zigzagged my scar intentionally.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
It looks like I was bitten.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
By a car, but zigzagged it intentionally so that it
wouldn't set apart and get as wide.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Maybe that's what.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Method.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Do You work with Mary and his entire office staff,
and you're calling me up from there, I'm going to
ask him about that.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
It is my gosh, no, but it is.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
A thing I've heard, so there's something to be said
for zigzag scars.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
For what it's I actually kind of hope because I
my scar on my chest has gone away. I think
it's my Cuban heritage, my dad, me and Cuban. It
kind of grows into just looking like it's just a
blemish or something.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
But I want a scar. I want.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I want people to know. You don't oh, yes, well
what I want points on this one. I want if
I'm ever taking first off, if you ever see it
with my shirt off, it ain't me. I'll never have
my shirt off, like in a pool or anything. But
if I had a good looking scar, I would definitely
show it off. What's up, Lisa, Hey, so first.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Time, long time?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What's you calling about that?
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Yeah, we have this neighbor. He's about i'd say he's
like eighty eighty five, and he does his yard work
like several times a week, and he sits in a
yarch or a launcher and he bends over. He doesn't
realize his asses out, Like, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You're calling up about my analogy of them seeing us
naked is like you seen, you know, having your neighbors
see you naked. That is funny yeah, the poor guy.
I think you should tell him if he's been over.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
What do you say to that?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Are there any identifical, identifiable marks on his body that
you can tell us about?
Speaker 10 (09:14):
No, just very white.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You think with all the sunlight that has seen it
wouldn't be voice the skies.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Jay, what's up? Jay?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
How are you doing good?
Speaker 9 (09:27):
My husband had a heart dick. Oh, I'm sorry, and
oh it's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Everything went good, okay, great.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
But in the midst of the er, everybody was going
crazy and running around, and then all of a sudden,
this cute little nurse come walking in and I turn
and I look, and she has his package in her hand,
and she's shaving him down. And I couldn't help. But wow,
you have no idea what was going on.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
When another woman is shaving your man? There's something about it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It was the cutest one, the cutest.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Like everyone else was embarrassed, just like the average you know,
old factors. Yeah, and then the cutest nurse in, Yeah,
she's the one.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I got to do it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I just wanted somebody with with like still hands. I
don't care what they look like. Did she say she
had his package? And she had his package? In the hand. Yes,
that's amazing. Is it weird to see that that dream
come true for your husband was done right in front
of you. The poor guy, Uh, Maddie uh wants to
(10:35):
tell us about a neighbor that they saw naked. I
like the dual topics that we have here. What's going on, Maddie.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
So I want to live in an apartment complex way
back when in Arizona, and my friends and I like,
we all kind of got to know each other, the neighbors,
and so we all started hanging out together. And there
was these fireplaces. So in these fireplaces, there's a lot
of tables around them, and we're sitting there and some
of them have side tables. Well, there wasn't enough seats,
(11:10):
so one guy decided he was gonna stand and he
put his leg up on the table to like rest
the legs. Well, this guy like to wear really short
shorts and not being underneath. I'm browsing around looking at
everybody because they like to look at everybody when I talk.
And next thing I know, there's a big old pair
(11:30):
kahonas right in my right face. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You gotta love you gotta love the guys whose balls
pop out of their pants okay, and I was.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Like, Hi, put the leg down there, little you're.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Going from there.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Combarrassed, he went home and put on sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
That's so funny. I love it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
By the way, the listeners are texting in going uh mojo.
I have gone to the doctor and my neighbor was
one of the nurses. I could not do it. I mean,
it's it is tough enough for me to go in and.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Have it be somebody that listens to the show.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, I listen to.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Show, or yeah, maybe even a mom of like a
kid that my kids are friends with.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
And I know people say it's that this is their profession,
they're so used to it, they see naked bodies all
day whatever, But that doesn't help you from feeling the
way that you feel.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
What if you were single, would you still feel that way?
I think if I was, first off, if I was
single and looked like like a good looking guy like
like you, it would be way more awkward.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I don't know. I had to get I had.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
To get my ears cleaned when I was single. This
is so stupid.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
We all are supposed to got our ears clean because
our headphones are like yeah, so you know, loud.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Every day they're blaring. I went to get my ears clean.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
It was disgusting, and the doctor that walked in was
like the hottest guy and I was like, oh my god,
and he's going to be extra acting earwax from my
ear canal, Like this is awful.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So cirls at look at this. There's a couple of
gynecologists that people know. Hold on, Candice, you got a mammogram.
And who was the person that gave me the mammogram?
Speaker 10 (13:17):
It was one of my son's class mates. It was
this time last year, so right before graduation, I had
a cancer scare. Everything was fine, but I had to
go back multiple times. And every time this mom is
filling my breast up, she's talking about our kids like
it was.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Can I tell you something?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
I feel you so much with that because every time
I go to doctor Warner, who is our show gynecologist
and very good friends with Mojo, he's always asking about
Mojo as he's doing my path Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Weird, what's up Abel? Why are you doing?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I'm good.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
So I was like nineteen and going to the gynecologist
for the first time, and it ended up being a
girl that I went to school with dad.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Did he talk about his daughter while he was giving you? No,
it was just awkward. Oh that's weird weirdeness, awkward awareness.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Our playdates at his house, I can only imagine, Uh,
what's up, Amy, Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
Hey, Mojoe, I have a naked neighbor.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Oh all right, yes, yes they do.
Speaker 10 (14:20):
So he actually gets onto his scale, but booty naked
in front of the window.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Does he not realize that you're watching? Or does he
know you're watching?
Speaker 10 (14:31):
No, well, we were trying not to watch. I think
he thinks that the privacy screen he.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Has in his window work. Last summer, we were having
a movie night in our in our driveway.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
We had like twenty people over and he weighed himself and.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Everybody was watching up.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh, he knows what he's doing. Did you ever ask
him how much he ways?
Speaker 8 (14:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (14:52):
I don't want him to know that you've seen them.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Do you see when he looks down and the weight
has gone up, like you can see a frownie face?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
No, that would be
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Ah
It's Mojo in the morning, back in the studio after
a week of being gone.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let me just tell you that this job has some perks.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
There are definite perks to being able to get to
work on a show where you don't have to feel
like you're going to work digging ditches every single morning, right.
I mean all we do is talking to microphones, and
you have that as a perk. And I realize that
with coming back from the surgery as quick as I have,
because there's people that had the surgery that have physical
(00:31):
jobs that can't go and go back to work. The
other thing is getting in with great doctors. I had
a great surgeon that did my surgery. Doctor ashe'sh Baby,
who is formerly the Detroit Lions doc. He's now currently
the Chicago Bears doc and the University of Michigan athletic doctor.
So he does any kind of orthopedic stuff for the
(00:53):
Michigan teams, the basketball, football, all the programs.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Thank you doctor, by the way, for getting me out
of surgery alive. I had him with the help of
my heart surgeons there. So thank God that those guys
work together, because I go there for my heart heart stuff.
Had an aneurysm, and I thank him for having a
much straighter line on my scar than doctor Patel, my
heart surgeon did. Doctor Patel did not know how to
(01:23):
color in between the lines. He's a great doctor. He
kept me alive. But my scars got a little ziggy zag. Okay,
it looks like I'm driving. It looks like I'm driving
down Ford Road.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Is that a thing? You want it to be nice
and straight?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, you want it to be straight. You want your
scar to have straightness to it. And I have a
picture I posted up on Instagram yesterday of me back.
You can see my staples. My staples look very straight
on them. How many stables you got, I don't know,
but there's a lot. I had to be like so many.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I had a hard time looking at that photo.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It makes me because you knew it was my naked body.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
No, it's just like staples and skin is so I
get so queasy.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's interesting because my chest scar from my open heart
surgery that I had with the heart aneurism, the scar
has got a little bit of a wiggle to it,
and it's kind of cool. When I show people it,
they look at it, but they can see that they
think that I have like a pimple or something because
of how it zig zags. So I want the two
Indian doctors from University of Michigan fighting with each other.
(02:22):
I do a straighter scar. Doctor Baty is going to
be telling Doctor Patel that today. So let me tell
you something that is tough about this job, having a
medical thing done to yourself when you are an on
air radio personality or somebody that's in the public, like
(02:42):
you know, I will never compare myself to any of
these athletes because these guys are professionals, and obviously they're
on a much bigger stage than being on a radio
show like this.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But people will know what you look like or know
who you are.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And when I went in for my surgery, and I
do a lot of of you know stuff with Michigan
Medicine and with the University of Michigan.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I do love those people.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But going in there sometimes and being recognized is great
when you just have a regular doctor's appointment and you
don't want to have to sit there and wait in
the doctor's waiting room for a long time. But when
you walk in the back and they tell you that
you have to undress completely down even your socks and
put on a gown. Yeah, being mojo does not seem
(03:26):
like it's an appealing thing when you look like this.
And it was tough, and there were some great people.
They were all very nice. You can tell when somebody
is a listener when they sit there and give you
a smile and hey, so was it tough to wake
up this morning? And I'm like, no, because I normally
wake up really sorry to hear that one. But the
(03:48):
lady who shaved me, yes, I get shaved for this.
I had to get shaved. Yes, oh not my whole body. Okay,
although I'll be quite honest with you, I do need
to be groomed.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Having my poor wife have to see me shave, you know,
shower and stuff like that, it's really bad. But the
lady that shaved me is like talking to me, and
she's like talking to me about the War of the roses.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And stuff like that, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Like, this is such a vulnerable position. I was trying
to give this as an example. And you tell me
if you think that this is a good example. When
we have to be naked in front of a healthcare
professional and they listen to the show, it would be
like you having to be naked in front of your
neighbor who's a healthcare person. Like, could you imagine you
(04:34):
go to the doctor and you're going to get your
annual physical.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And it's the guy next door door.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, hey, take off all your clothes, even your socks.
You hear Bill say that the guy pushed in the
lawnmower at five six?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You mean, I don't know if I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Which, by the way, if you're somebody that gets naked
in front of your neighbor or has ever done that,
shout out to you and I'd love to hear your story.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, or mistakenly you ran outside who knows? Call us.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Actually that's a good one, Lydia, call us up and
tell us about the last time your neighbors saw you naked,
or you saw your neighbor naked. In honor of the
story of me talking about how that's what it's like,
I'd say this was weird. I remember one time I
had a bump on my day. Oh okay, your penis,
Oh yeah, to bumple my penis? Yes, And I go
to the doctor's office. I'm like, yo, let's figure out
(05:22):
what's going on here. I'm thinking, I'm just going to
show it to one doctor. It's a lady. She's bring
enough the lady in there, because I guess you.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Got to have two hours. Yes, what I was like,
I didn't think I was about to have three people
in here.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
My favorite is when they say nothing happened though you
know I didn't have anything.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
When they walk in and they say, this is Tom
he's training with me.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh my both babies I had.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That was the case.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
There was a room full of residence.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
And especially with Lucy, like that was not my dress
and cleanest moment.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
And there were there listeners in there.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, it wasn't embarrassing or no.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I mean they're not just seeing you naked. There's seeing you.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah there, what's up? And how you doing?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Good? Good?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I just want to know.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Do you have your medical providers to sign like an
NBA and say I can't talk about my body or my.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Personal happened you are Yeah, No, I trust that, I
and I trust it. But there's here's a difference between
HIPPA and in an NBA, and and that when somebody
uh knows that you're having the surgery and they go
they go, hey, I heard Mojo is in there for surgery,
(06:37):
and they go, I don't know what you're talking about, started.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Giggling, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Like that, like if all of a sudden they the
little giggles start getting let out, then they know they
definitely gave away that they had me as a patient.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Uh, what's up, Jessica. Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Can I got you? What's going on?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
First time?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Long time?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
So I wanted to comment on this scar. Years ago,
I was in a bad car accident. I heeled up,
everything was fine. However, I had a scar revision on
my arm because I had a really nasty straight scar.
It was beautifully straight, Mojo, but it was.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
It was getting very thick, it was widening, and the
plastic surgeon actually zigzagged my scar intentionally.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
It looks like I was bitten.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
By a car, but zigzagged it intentionally so that it
wouldn't set apart and get as wide.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Maybe that's what.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Method.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Do You work with Mary and his entire office staff,
and you're calling me up from there, I'm going to
ask him about that.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
It is my gosh, no, but it is.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
A thing I've heard, so there's something to be said
for zigzag scars.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
For what it's I actually kind of hope because I
my scar on my chest has gone away. I think
it's my Cuban heritage, my dad, me and Cuban. It
kind of grows into just looking like it's just a
blemish or something.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
But I want a scar. I want.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I want people to know. You don't oh, yes, well
what I want points on this one. I want if
I'm ever taking first off, if you ever see it
with my shirt off, it ain't me. I'll never have
my shirt off, like in a pool or anything. But
if I had a good looking scar, I would definitely
show it off. What's up, Lisa, Hey, so first.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Time, long time?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What's you calling about that?
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Yeah, we have this neighbor. He's about i'd say he's
like eighty eighty five, and he does his yard work
like several times a week, and he sits in a
yarch or a launcher and he bends over. He doesn't
realize his asses out, Like, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You're calling up about my analogy of them seeing us
naked is like you seen, you know, having your neighbors
see you naked. That is funny yeah, the poor guy.
I think you should tell him if he's been over.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
What do you say to that?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Are there any identifical, identifiable marks on his body that
you can tell us about?
Speaker 10 (09:14):
No, just very white.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You think with all the sunlight that has seen it
wouldn't be voice the skies.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Jay, what's up? Jay?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
How are you doing good?
Speaker 9 (09:27):
My husband had a heart dick. Oh, I'm sorry, and
oh it's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Everything went good, okay, great.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
But in the midst of the er, everybody was going
crazy and running around, and then all of a sudden,
this cute little nurse come walking in and I turn
and I look, and she has his package in her hand,
and she's shaving him down. And I couldn't help. But wow,
you have no idea what was going on.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
When another woman is shaving your man? There's something about it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It was the cutest one, the cutest.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Like everyone else was embarrassed, just like the average you know,
old factors. Yeah, and then the cutest nurse in, Yeah,
she's the one.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I got to do it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I just wanted somebody with with like still hands. I
don't care what they look like. Did she say she
had his package? And she had his package? In the hand. Yes,
that's amazing. Is it weird to see that that dream
come true for your husband was done right in front
of you. The poor guy, Uh, Maddie uh wants to
(10:35):
tell us about a neighbor that they saw naked. I
like the dual topics that we have here. What's going on, Maddie.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
So I want to live in an apartment complex way
back when in Arizona, and my friends and I like,
we all kind of got to know each other, the neighbors,
and so we all started hanging out together. And there
was these fireplaces. So in these fireplaces, there's a lot
of tables around them, and we're sitting there and some
of them have side tables. Well, there wasn't enough seats,
(11:10):
so one guy decided he was gonna stand and he
put his leg up on the table to like rest
the legs. Well, this guy like to wear really short
shorts and not being underneath. I'm browsing around looking at
everybody because they like to look at everybody when I talk.
And next thing I know, there's a big old pair
(11:30):
kahonas right in my right face. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You gotta love you gotta love the guys whose balls
pop out of their pants okay, and I was.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Like, Hi, put the leg down there, little you're.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Going from there.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Combarrassed, he went home and put on sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
That's so funny. I love it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
By the way, the listeners are texting in going uh mojo.
I have gone to the doctor and my neighbor was
one of the nurses. I could not do it. I mean,
it's it is tough enough for me to go in and.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Have it be somebody that listens to the show.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, I listen to.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Show, or yeah, maybe even a mom of like a
kid that my kids are friends with.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
And I know people say it's that this is their profession,
they're so used to it, they see naked bodies all
day whatever, But that doesn't help you from feeling the
way that you feel.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
What if you were single, would you still feel that way?
I think if I was, first off, if I was
single and looked like like a good looking guy like
like you, it would be way more awkward.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I don't know. I had to get I had.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
To get my ears cleaned when I was single. This
is so stupid.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
We all are supposed to got our ears clean because
our headphones are like yeah, so you know, loud.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Every day they're blaring. I went to get my ears clean.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
It was disgusting, and the doctor that walked in was
like the hottest guy and I was like, oh my god,
and he's going to be extra acting earwax from my
ear canal, Like this is awful.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So cirls at look at this. There's a couple of
gynecologists that people know. Hold on, Candice, you got a mammogram.
And who was the person that gave me the mammogram?
Speaker 10 (13:17):
It was one of my son's class mates. It was
this time last year, so right before graduation, I had
a cancer scare. Everything was fine, but I had to
go back multiple times. And every time this mom is
filling my breast up, she's talking about our kids like
it was.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Can I tell you something?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
I feel you so much with that because every time
I go to doctor Warner, who is our show gynecologist
and very good friends with Mojo, he's always asking about
Mojo as he's doing my path Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Weird, what's up Abel? Why are you doing?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I'm good.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
So I was like nineteen and going to the gynecologist
for the first time, and it ended up being a
girl that I went to school with dad.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Did he talk about his daughter while he was giving you? No,
it was just awkward. Oh that's weird weirdeness, awkward awareness.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Our playdates at his house, I can only imagine, Uh,
what's up, Amy, Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
Hey, Mojoe, I have a naked neighbor.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Oh all right, yes, yes they do.
Speaker 10 (14:20):
So he actually gets onto his scale, but booty naked
in front of the window.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Does he not realize that you're watching? Or does he
know you're watching?
Speaker 10 (14:31):
No, well, we were trying not to watch. I think
he thinks that the privacy screen he.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Has in his window work. Last summer, we were having
a movie night in our in our driveway.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
We had like twenty people over and he weighed himself and.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Everybody was watching up.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh, he knows what he's doing. Did you ever ask
him how much he ways?
Speaker 8 (14:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (14:52):
I don't want him to know that you've seen them.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Do you see when he looks down and the weight
has gone up, like you can see a frownie face?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
No, that would be
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Ah
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