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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Lions coach Dan Campbell. You want to fight, it doesn't
matter if you have one ass, cheek and three toes.
I will beat your rafts. Yeah, I believe you. Go Lions.
This is Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh my god, that song just makes me hype right there.
I like the idea of Lions football. We need to
get back on the winning track this week against the
Giants coming to town game one o'clock Ford Field, and
we got tickets from Ronaldi Sausage. Actually, we're gonna give
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you one thousand dollars towards your going and purchasing tickets
to go to the game. It's one thousand dollars from
Ronaldi Sausage. It is the annual tradition here on the
show to do something with a turkey. We always have
something going on and in years past we've done the
turkey shoot, but we got literally in trouble last year
for doing it by the City of Detroit. So since
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we now are down here, we have to abide by rules.
But nobody said you can't tackle the turkey. Let's go
out live to our referee, uh and host of the
Mojo on the Morning. First annual Turkey Tackle cav who
is with the Turkey zach Hi?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Guys, why now.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm not only Cav, I'm referee Cav.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I have my whistle, my flag, and I'm reading to go.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Let me hear the whistle again.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
You ready for it?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
While run of them.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Is literally a metro jiu jitsu shurtle.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
She is not here to play any games for the ghiblis.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
What's your name?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Where you're Chelsea?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
And I'm from Allen Park.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
We got Chelsea from Alan Park, the jiu jitsu master.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
We got another contestant here who is not alone. What's
your name where you're from? And who are you with?
Alyssa from Harrison Township And I'm with my boss who
I played hooky with today.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Let's have got some fans on our Facebook Live, which,
by the way, was where you can watch this happening. Oh,
it's on Facebook livew Is it also? Wait, Bianca, is
it also on the other platforms too?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Or the opera wheel.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
We're on Facebook, YouTube, TikTok and twitch.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Mojo in the morning is everywhere unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
We got our third and final consess in here, which
is by where you're from?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Nicole from Taylor.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
And Nicole war Are you on your point?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Because my fiance, his dad's supposed to take him to
a Liance game and then he unfortunately.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Passed away, so I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
I'm doing this for him basically.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's very sweet.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Well, Joe, I have been This is literally I've loved
you regard like sixteen and I've never been able to get.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
By the way, can I say we reiterate that again.
I've loved you since I was sixteen.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
That is, by the way, you're gonna get.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, you're now legal, I can actually love you back.
I love you too, Okay, keV? How do you Kev's
outfit there? We stole it from a foot locker.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
He's like crush.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
So, speaking of legalities, everyone just signed a waiver, everyone
except for Zach.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
So I don't know if that's an issue. Are you
good with that?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Actually, Zach, that's good. Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Don't sign the waiver so that if you get injured
you can actually do workman's comp We want to make
sure you're okay, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Are contestants prepared to make a full on tackle.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
So we've had the conversation of what we're actually looking for.
I told them as the referee, I have the whistle,
I have the flag I'm putting in my pocket. Everything
goes as long as they don't touch his giblets. I
want to see hit stick. I want to skeee Brian Brant.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I want to see wait, wait real quick, cav I
want to see you just on camera. I want to
see you throw the flag and then do the ten
a day like just like make one up here right now.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
All right for sure? And and just so we know,
I'm also the medical staff here, so if anyone has
all that's ready to go, here you go. Ready, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Gotta throwing ready to throw the flag? Fifteen penalty.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I like that. It's actually really good. All right? Are
we ready to go?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Yeah, we're gonna line them up. That is that turkey man.
We gotta get you a position.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Ready, is gonnahead start?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Clear the play? Clear the playing start?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay? Zach? How you feeling okay?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Lined up?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I'm feeling good, modes. I'm a little nervous for jiu
jitsu over here.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Looking.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I think she's gonna put me in an.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Arm mark I, Zach, when is the last real quick,
when is the last time Zach has been intimate with
a lady? Because you're about to get intimate with three
of them today.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
You know, it's been quite a long time and I've
been dreaming to.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Have a turkey fowey. All right, Uh go ahead, Kevin,
You're you started?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's all you?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
All right? Tackle on three? What two? Pretty? Tackle?
Speaker 7 (05:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
My god?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
We have a work?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh my god, are you you going?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Are you running? I can't hear?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Are you theresy?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is that getting the way?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Get head?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
But oh my god, this is very Oh my god, Wow.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
There's so much gooseboop out here.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
This is the moh you got him? Figure him?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Thank got him?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I think we gotta check on that. That's okay? Herkyre
you okay, we got.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Zach.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
How you feeling, Zach?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Are you okay?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I think she was?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Who's the winner? Who's the winner?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
All right, we're going to review the table. I'm going
to the booth right now. Okay, I'm getting the call
in from New York. We're gonna back it up just
a little bit. Check our angles, check the angle, tore walls. Yeah,
Zach was showing some incredible movement.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
There. Oh look at that. Okay, I don't know anle.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Right now reviewing there is a referees challenge after further review.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Let's what do we guys.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Don't I don't know, like the ankle is what didn't though? Yeah,
we go.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
And there was no time.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
The winner of the turkey tackles.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh my god, a Lissa Ranaldi sausage, the official tailgate
sausage of the Mojo on the Morning Show is setting
you up with a thousand dollars to get tickets. Alyssa,
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what was your what was your motivation for this? What
was your you know, motivation to keep on running?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
I just seen a turkey and started running after him.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Alyssa, were you surprised at how fast a feat Zach is?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I was surprised by.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Freaks up in.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I think Zach's holding out on us. I think he
just sits in a studio all day and podcast and
plays music. And this guy's I think going to maybe
Planet Fitness and getting himself a workout in.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, that's amazing. How you doing, Turkey? Okay?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Zach, Yes, we're and we're gonna eat you up. Zach
On Thursday of next week. We're excited for you.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Okay, table for one.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right, wrap it up, Kevin, wrap it up. All right.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
That's for the first ever turkey gobble gobble bitches,