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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the Morning Show. I love when your kids
throw you for a loop. You know what's funny. This
story that you're about to tell is one of those
stories that when it happens to you, you wish you
were prepared ahead of time to know exactly what to say.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
But your kids, they never give you four warning none. Things.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We love date You guys know this.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I love Dateline, and so I watch Datelines all the
time in my house. And now I've gotten my kids
addicted to the Dateline podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So mom of the Year.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Here we're listening to murders if a car, But that
is what we listened to if we're in the car.
My kids actually ask for instead of like listening to music,
we listen to dateline podcasts, and so Mojo my very favorite.
Keith Morrison. Yes, it was one of his episodes that
he was narrating of Dateline. And in the story Somewhere
he talks about a condom being found as part of
(00:54):
the evidence for this murder investigation.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Dud Keith Morrison's voice, just so, I don't know how
put me in the car? You want? You want me
to try to put me in a car.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And then there was a condoms I love.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Actually, hold on, say hold on, hold on, let me
see if I can give a pull up.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I got to interview him, Keva anybody I've ever interviewed
in my career about fellow.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Can I tell you something? Shannon would cheat on West.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
With he already knows this, yeah, and West would probably be.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Like, okay, I Snon would be like, can you give me?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I love him?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
So he's He's like and it's one of those things.
And as a parent, you know, these situations.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Where so complex, so devious, and thats so bad. It's
kind of hard to get your head around about a
young man who suddenly up and went traveling the world,
but what really happened, hard to believe. Dateline, nine o'clock.
(02:05):
It's central.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
But there are those occasions his parents were like I'm
driving in the car and they're talking about like sex
and an affair and condom and I'm like, oh, please,
don't let anybody paying attention except for me. Well they're like,
you know, eyes glued locked in and Smith from the
backseat goes, mom, what's condom?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And I was like, oh crap.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
And usually I can come up with something, but that one,
I'm like, this is an interesting like this requires an
interesting explainations.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know what I'm saying, try to see them.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
So I was like, I don't even know. I didn't
hear that.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't know. Yeah, but she wasn't I don't think
she was or she didn't care. But you let it go.
But he and he, I was like.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Please don't ask me again, because sometimes when I don't
answer his question. He's eight years old, he will ask
until he gets an answer. Now, mind you, I should
go check his iPad from yesterday because he probably googled.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It and got an answer.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But video, you know what's funny.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Kids, by the way, are amazing, and especially when they're
kids like Smith, who Smith is just a freaking funny,
completely colorful, great kid. But when kids will ask you
something like that, you wish you had the video to
save and play in their graduation videos or they're getting
married video or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yes it Smith.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I have video of Luke in the backseats singing songs
and stuff, and he's singing the dirty words to the
songs that are going on and it cracks me up
like that. I have some of these videos and I'm
gonna give him to his future wife.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
One day.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
But I remember one time I was in the seventh
grade and we had a guest speaker that came in.
It might have been career day. I don't know what
it was, but she wasn't our teacher didn't work there.
A guest speaker comes in. I didn't know what the
word was. She's finishing up her presentation. This is her
last moment. She's already taken questions and she's like, one
more before I go. My boy Lance Cochrane. I'll never
(04:17):
forget his name. He's like, ask her, ask her. I
have no idea what it was. He told me it,
so I raised my hand.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
She's like, yeah you. I'm like, are you a virgin?
Her face in my teacher's face. Oh my god, it
was like ghost.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I can totally see little Kevin doing this.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
She walked out, She's like, okay, that'll be all. She left.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
On a totally different note, my dad never called them condoms.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
My dad called him. I called them rubbers. Rubbers. So
my dad would always come.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
My dad would always say to my brothers when they
were my sisters, when they were leaving the house and
they were, you know, going out with boyfriends and girlfriends
who bringing the robbers rubber, and I never, for the
longest time knew what that was because my grandfather used
to call the things that you would put on your
shoes if you're walking out in the snow rubbers.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, So I would be like, why are they doing
that in the summertime? Like why how is that making
you safer?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
In the number bringing out the rubbers? My mom used
to call them prophylactic.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And whenever doctor Werner is talking was talking about it,
like you know he would, he just says.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Protection, which, yeah, that's that's what protect. Eight four four
Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five six five
four eight. I want to know from you, what's the
craziest thing your kid ever asked you? And did the
kid asking that have to do with our show? Because
what didn't we have one the other day Lydia That
(05:40):
was a that was a good one where a parent
called up and uh.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, she was saying, thanks to your show, my kid
now knows what butt stuff is.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Oh my god, we're like a physical education class.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
But but but but.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Uh is it over here? What's going on on? Kristin?
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Hi, Hi, how are you we're good.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What's happening?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
God?
Speaker 8 (06:06):
I just think she's always talking about dateline. I wonder
if she's seen our show.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You guys were on one of the dayline episodes.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
We were.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It was during COVID, so we didn't get to actually
meet Keith.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Who was the narrator of your your show? Who was.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
What's your episode called?
Speaker 9 (06:31):
We just couldn't physically meet him.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
He was like through camera it virtual.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Which one? Which one was yours? Kristen?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
My mother Martha atnew Well, Marca Waters.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And what happened?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Who?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Who killed? Who?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
My dad?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
My stepdad killed my mom?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wow? Did you ever see that one?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I see?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Honest to goodness, gracious, have seen them all. I've listened
to or seen every single life.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I got to watch that, by the way, I have
got to watch through it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I bet you know a lot of them take place
in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I really.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, there's like a good chunk of datelines that take
place in Michigan.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I never knew that.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Unfortunately I didn't know that either.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
I was like, holy crip, I guess we got.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
A lot of crime.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Chelsea calls him dateline dates and she does it with
Luke where she and Luke will sit there and just
watch hours of Dateline. And now it's gotten to be
the point where I have my shoulder surgery and I
couldn't sleep at night. I would have Dateline and that
channel that just runs nothing but Dateline episodes.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, we love it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm gonna you can't sleep at night because you're like, crip.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Exactly, Kristin. I'm gonna watch your your mom's episode. I'm
sorry about that that that happened to you. Do they
give you anything for that? Do they do? They pay
you to be on Dateline A note, you don't get
episode money or anything like that or any kind of residuals.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
It's just like putting out the story and exploit trying
to make it not happen again.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, Keith Moore.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
He's very very calm.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Excuse excuse me, Kristens. It's it's me Keith Morrison. I
don't know that you know what.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
We need to have Iria Canning on the show. So
her night Chat every really week every other week or so,
she's she like Keith Morrison, is one of those she's
like a less Holt that she does. She does the reporting, she.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Does the reporting yea, honestly, I turn it off.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Her and Alexander are the two females.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Her her, the fat guy, the fat Josh Macaway and
Dennis Murphy. And Dennis Murphy, I don't watch him. If
Keith Morrison does. If I don't do it, I don't
watch it.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
They're doing they're doing on dateline show like a panel
in Nashville in so.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Bad Andrea Canning. I love you, You're beautiful. I'm looking
you up right now, am I IMDb? But I'm sorry
you're not Keith Morrison. I will not watch it. What's up, Heather?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
How you doing?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
How are you Fridayday?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
What's happening? Okay?
Speaker 10 (09:12):
So when my son was like nine or ten years old,
we were sitting in the doctor's office and he was
looking at this flyer on the wall for boys in puberty,
and I had seen that he was looking at it,
pulled it down and we started discussing. I said, you
have any questions and he said like, yeah, I have
a few. And we were reading through and we got
two erections and it's having an erection in math class.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh, get hard on in math.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
I did not want to hit puberty after that at all.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
See even like that to me is easier to talk
about than like because it's age appropriate. Condoms are like,
I didn't even know where to start, so I just
pretended I didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Hear Wait wait wait, wait, what were you saying about
the smith?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Your smith asked Wes, like, maybe like a year or
two ago when they were driving in the car, all
about puberty, and Wes like, this was before we were
even married, so not even being stepdad yet. He was
like uh, but recorded it the whole conversation about like,
what is puberty?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
What's up? Danny?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Good Morning?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
My favorite radio people love Danny.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Good Morning.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Okay, So I have a ten year old son and
a couple of weeks ago, his dad and I spoot
back in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
But he asked me when his balls were going to drop?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And I'm like, no, I don't have any.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Mo made what made him think about his balls dropping?
That's hysterical.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
I have no idea.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
He had one of his little friends over, so who
even knows what they were talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That is great? What's going on? Ian? How are you?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Hey? Mojo? What's up?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
What's up? Buddy? Hey?
Speaker 8 (10:57):
So I was over my cousin's house one time and
heer K was taken a bath. He was about five
years old time, and we were sitting in the living
room when the bathroom door was open so we could
hear him, and all of a sudden we hear, guys,
why is my peepee frozen?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You know what that means? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Yeah, experience.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's great, Hannah. What's up?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Hi in the morning?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I remember when I was a kid, I was probably
like six years old, snooping through my mom's drawers and
I found this like pink wand thing and I was like, oh,
look the best.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
It's a back massage.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
And I'm like trying it on and like trying a massage,
are back with it, and my mom not looking back
on it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I just know how pet it's a neck massage.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Remember that from this Sex in the City episode with Samantha.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
What's going on? How you doing? Grace by By?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
When I was around eight years old, I remember hearing
Gladys Knight in the Pimps, and I said to my mom,
what's the pimp?
Speaker 9 (12:04):
And I had eight I had step you siblings, and
she said, go ask your brother that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
By the way, it wasn't Gladys Knight in the Pimps.
It was Gladys Knight in the Pits, wasn't it Pip
the Pits?
Speaker 7 (12:14):
I know, but I was only eight years old.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
I thought it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Kirsten, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. We're talking
about kids and saying crazy stuff. When Shannon got asked
by Smith about a condom.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (12:31):
So my ten year old took sex ed and they
were talking about derriads for boys. My ten year old
a girl, So she came home talking about boys have deariads,
not periods, instead of just saying boys go through periody.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh, Paul, okay, by the way, tell her, yes, they
do get their periods, just so you know that they
get that time of the month.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He said, manstration, oh, I like this one. Ab are
you there at? I'm sorry? Abe? What's up? Abe?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Good morning everyone.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
This is the other day.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
I was driving with my little brother around.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
And he was he loved sports podcasts, and so he
was watching a sports.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Podcast about like he was, like a.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Basketball team or whatnot, and the commentators on the podcast
said that this team got their cheeks cleft, and.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
So in the in the car.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
He's hitting his cheeks and I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Oh I'm hetting my cheeks.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh my god? How old is your little brother? Sarah?
What's up? It's the morning. Hi Sarah, Hi, how are you?
We're great? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
So my eight year old son the other day we
were having a conversation about body hair and about how
women have, you know, hair in their armpits and so
do men. And he's like, okay, well when do you
save it? And we're just talking and then he asks
me what he's supposed to do about the hair on
his hot dog.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Man, he's got it early, huh.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
And I said, you're gonna have to talk to your dad.
I wants to show me. And I'm like, I don't
need you.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I believe you. That, by the way, is always the
best thing. Ask your mom.
Mojo in the Morning Show. I love when your kids
throw you for a loop. You know what's funny. This
story that you're about to tell is one of those
stories that when it happens to you, you wish you
were prepared ahead of time to know exactly what to say.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
But your kids, they never give you four warning none. Things.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We love date You guys know this.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I love Dateline, and so I watch Datelines all the
time in my house. And now I've gotten my kids
addicted to the Dateline podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So mom of the Year.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Here we're listening to murders if a car, But that
is what we listened to if we're in the car.
My kids actually ask for instead of like listening to music,
we listen to dateline podcasts, and so Mojo my very favorite.
Keith Morrison. Yes, it was one of his episodes that
he was narrating of Dateline. And in the story Somewhere
he talks about a condom being found as part of
(00:54):
the evidence for this murder investigation.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Dud Keith Morrison's voice, just so, I don't know how
put me in the car? You want? You want me
to try to put me in a car.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And then there was a condoms I love.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Actually, hold on, say hold on, hold on, let me
see if I can give a pull up.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I got to interview him, Keva anybody I've ever interviewed
in my career about fellow.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Can I tell you something? Shannon would cheat on West.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
With he already knows this, yeah, and West would probably be.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Like, okay, I Snon would be like, can you give me?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I love him?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
So he's He's like and it's one of those things.
And as a parent, you know, these situations.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Where so complex, so devious, and thats so bad. It's
kind of hard to get your head around about a
young man who suddenly up and went traveling the world,
but what really happened, hard to believe. Dateline, nine o'clock.
(02:05):
It's central.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
But there are those occasions his parents were like I'm
driving in the car and they're talking about like sex
and an affair and condom and I'm like, oh, please,
don't let anybody paying attention except for me. Well they're like,
you know, eyes glued locked in and Smith from the
backseat goes, mom, what's condom?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And I was like, oh crap.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
And usually I can come up with something, but that one,
I'm like, this is an interesting like this requires an
interesting explainations.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know what I'm saying, try to see them.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
So I was like, I don't even know. I didn't
hear that.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't know. Yeah, but she wasn't I don't think
she was or she didn't care. But you let it go.
But he and he, I was like.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Please don't ask me again, because sometimes when I don't
answer his question. He's eight years old, he will ask
until he gets an answer. Now, mind you, I should
go check his iPad from yesterday because he probably googled.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It and got an answer.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But video, you know what's funny.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Kids, by the way, are amazing, and especially when they're
kids like Smith, who Smith is just a freaking funny,
completely colorful, great kid. But when kids will ask you
something like that, you wish you had the video to
save and play in their graduation videos or they're getting
married video or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yes it Smith.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I have video of Luke in the backseats singing songs
and stuff, and he's singing the dirty words to the
songs that are going on and it cracks me up
like that. I have some of these videos and I'm
gonna give him to his future wife.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
One day.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
But I remember one time I was in the seventh
grade and we had a guest speaker that came in.
It might have been career day. I don't know what
it was, but she wasn't our teacher didn't work there.
A guest speaker comes in. I didn't know what the
word was. She's finishing up her presentation. This is her
last moment. She's already taken questions and she's like, one
more before I go. My boy Lance Cochrane. I'll never
(04:17):
forget his name. He's like, ask her, ask her. I
have no idea what it was. He told me it,
so I raised my hand.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
She's like, yeah you. I'm like, are you a virgin?
Her face in my teacher's face. Oh my god, it
was like ghost.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I can totally see little Kevin doing this.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
She walked out, She's like, okay, that'll be all. She left.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
On a totally different note, my dad never called them condoms.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
My dad called him. I called them rubbers. Rubbers. So
my dad would always come.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
My dad would always say to my brothers when they
were my sisters, when they were leaving the house and
they were, you know, going out with boyfriends and girlfriends
who bringing the robbers rubber, and I never, for the
longest time knew what that was because my grandfather used
to call the things that you would put on your
shoes if you're walking out in the snow rubbers.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, So I would be like, why are they doing
that in the summertime? Like why how is that making
you safer?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
In the number bringing out the rubbers? My mom used
to call them prophylactic.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And whenever doctor Werner is talking was talking about it,
like you know he would, he just says.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Protection, which, yeah, that's that's what protect. Eight four four
Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five six five
four eight. I want to know from you, what's the
craziest thing your kid ever asked you? And did the
kid asking that have to do with our show? Because
what didn't we have one the other day Lydia That
(05:40):
was a that was a good one where a parent
called up and uh.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, she was saying, thanks to your show, my kid
now knows what butt stuff is.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Oh my god, we're like a physical education class.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
But but but but.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Uh is it over here? What's going on on? Kristin?
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Hi, Hi, how are you we're good.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What's happening?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
God?
Speaker 8 (06:06):
I just think she's always talking about dateline. I wonder
if she's seen our show.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You guys were on one of the dayline episodes.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
We were.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It was during COVID, so we didn't get to actually
meet Keith.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Who was the narrator of your your show? Who was.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
What's your episode called?
Speaker 9 (06:31):
We just couldn't physically meet him.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
He was like through camera it virtual.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Which one? Which one was yours? Kristen?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
My mother Martha atnew Well, Marca Waters.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And what happened?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Who?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Who killed? Who?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
My dad?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
My stepdad killed my mom?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wow? Did you ever see that one?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I see?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Honest to goodness, gracious, have seen them all. I've listened
to or seen every single life.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I got to watch that, by the way, I have
got to watch through it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I bet you know a lot of them take place
in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I really.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, there's like a good chunk of datelines that take
place in Michigan.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I never knew that.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Unfortunately I didn't know that either.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
I was like, holy crip, I guess we got.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
A lot of crime.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Chelsea calls him dateline dates and she does it with
Luke where she and Luke will sit there and just
watch hours of Dateline. And now it's gotten to be
the point where I have my shoulder surgery and I
couldn't sleep at night. I would have Dateline and that
channel that just runs nothing but Dateline episodes.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, we love it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm gonna you can't sleep at night because you're like, crip.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Exactly, Kristin. I'm gonna watch your your mom's episode. I'm
sorry about that that that happened to you. Do they
give you anything for that? Do they do? They pay
you to be on Dateline A note, you don't get
episode money or anything like that or any kind of residuals.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
It's just like putting out the story and exploit trying
to make it not happen again.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, Keith Moore.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
He's very very calm.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Excuse excuse me, Kristens. It's it's me Keith Morrison. I
don't know that you know what.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
We need to have Iria Canning on the show. So
her night Chat every really week every other week or so,
she's she like Keith Morrison, is one of those she's
like a less Holt that she does. She does the reporting, she.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Does the reporting yea, honestly, I turn it off.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Her and Alexander are the two females.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Her her, the fat guy, the fat Josh Macaway and
Dennis Murphy. And Dennis Murphy, I don't watch him. If
Keith Morrison does. If I don't do it, I don't
watch it.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
They're doing they're doing on dateline show like a panel
in Nashville in so.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Bad Andrea Canning. I love you, You're beautiful. I'm looking
you up right now, am I IMDb? But I'm sorry
you're not Keith Morrison. I will not watch it. What's up, Heather?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
How you doing?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
How are you Fridayday?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
What's happening? Okay?
Speaker 10 (09:12):
So when my son was like nine or ten years old,
we were sitting in the doctor's office and he was
looking at this flyer on the wall for boys in puberty,
and I had seen that he was looking at it,
pulled it down and we started discussing. I said, you
have any questions and he said like, yeah, I have
a few. And we were reading through and we got
two erections and it's having an erection in math class.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh, get hard on in math.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
I did not want to hit puberty after that at all.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
See even like that to me is easier to talk
about than like because it's age appropriate. Condoms are like,
I didn't even know where to start, so I just
pretended I didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Hear Wait wait wait, wait, what were you saying about
the smith?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Your smith asked Wes, like, maybe like a year or
two ago when they were driving in the car, all
about puberty, and Wes like, this was before we were
even married, so not even being stepdad yet. He was
like uh, but recorded it the whole conversation about like,
what is puberty?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
What's up? Danny?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Good Morning?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
My favorite radio people love Danny.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Good Morning.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Okay, So I have a ten year old son and
a couple of weeks ago, his dad and I spoot
back in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
But he asked me when his balls were going to drop?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And I'm like, no, I don't have any.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Mo made what made him think about his balls dropping?
That's hysterical.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
I have no idea.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
He had one of his little friends over, so who
even knows what they were talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That is great? What's going on? Ian? How are you?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Hey? Mojo? What's up?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
What's up? Buddy? Hey?
Speaker 8 (10:57):
So I was over my cousin's house one time and
heer K was taken a bath. He was about five
years old time, and we were sitting in the living
room when the bathroom door was open so we could
hear him, and all of a sudden we hear, guys,
why is my peepee frozen?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You know what that means? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Yeah, experience.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's great, Hannah. What's up?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Hi in the morning?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I remember when I was a kid, I was probably
like six years old, snooping through my mom's drawers and
I found this like pink wand thing and I was like, oh,
look the best.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
It's a back massage.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
And I'm like trying it on and like trying a massage,
are back with it, and my mom not looking back
on it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I just know how pet it's a neck massage.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Remember that from this Sex in the City episode with Samantha.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
What's going on? How you doing? Grace by By?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
When I was around eight years old, I remember hearing
Gladys Knight in the Pimps, and I said to my mom,
what's the pimp?
Speaker 9 (12:04):
And I had eight I had step you siblings, and
she said, go ask your brother that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
By the way, it wasn't Gladys Knight in the Pimps.
It was Gladys Knight in the Pits, wasn't it Pip
the Pits?
Speaker 7 (12:14):
I know, but I was only eight years old.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
I thought it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Kirsten, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. We're talking
about kids and saying crazy stuff. When Shannon got asked
by Smith about a condom.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (12:31):
So my ten year old took sex ed and they
were talking about derriads for boys. My ten year old
a girl, So she came home talking about boys have deariads,
not periods, instead of just saying boys go through periody.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh, Paul, okay, by the way, tell her, yes, they
do get their periods, just so you know that they
get that time of the month.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He said, manstration, oh, I like this one. Ab are
you there at? I'm sorry? Abe? What's up? Abe?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Good morning everyone.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
This is the other day.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
I was driving with my little brother around.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
And he was he loved sports podcasts, and so he
was watching a sports.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Podcast about like he was, like a.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Basketball team or whatnot, and the commentators on the podcast
said that this team got their cheeks cleft, and.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
So in the in the car.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
He's hitting his cheeks and I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Oh I'm hetting my cheeks.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh my god? How old is your little brother? Sarah?
What's up? It's the morning. Hi Sarah, Hi, how are you?
We're great? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
So my eight year old son the other day we
were having a conversation about body hair and about how
women have, you know, hair in their armpits and so
do men. And he's like, okay, well when do you
save it? And we're just talking and then he asks
me what he's supposed to do about the hair on
his hot dog.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Man, he's got it early, huh.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
And I said, you're gonna have to talk to your dad.
I wants to show me. And I'm like, I don't
need you.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I believe you. That, by the way, is always the
best thing. Ask your mom.
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