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Speaker 1 (00:02):
So I need to relax right now. I just need
something to relax. What do you want to take a
shot at it?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
No, I'm not touching any of those things. I'm not
touching those I'm so I so Chelsea.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
By the way, Chelsea's doing great, lovely here. We got
a new podcast today. We talk about her first big
doctor's appointment and the We Don't podcast, UH and UH
talk about UH talk about the boys, talk about the
boys and how the boys have been dealing with things,
which is awesome. So I want you to get a

(00:35):
chance to listen to it and UH and check it out.
Chelsea went yesterday morning, and I don't know why it is.
I got so jealous about this, but I was like,
so horribly jealous. She could have been in the arms
of another man and I would have been fine with that,
but she wasn't. She woke up in the morning early
and she goes.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh, I got an appointment. I go, who has an
appointment this Sunday? You don't have an appointment Sunday? And
she's well, and it was she was praying to another god.
She was praying to the god called the massage God.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
She went and got a massage yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, So Chelsea went and got a massage, and I
was very jealous of this because I'm the type of
person that when I know that somebody is getting pampered
and it's not me, I'm jealous.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I want to get pampered.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Like when Chelsea says, hey, I've got a manicure pedicure appointment,
I'm like, I want to be there too, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I want to be there.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I want to be I want to look pretty, you know,
and I want to be relaxed. So I'm like, Okay,
I guess you got to go get your massage. Well,
she left her an hour and a half or something,
came back from it, and she was so relaxed, like
I've never seen her this relaxed, and with all the
stuff going on, I was so happy for her for
a minute. And then I said, and then I said

(01:50):
to her, can you call Chelsea real quick? Then I
said to her, I said, you know, I'd like to
get a massage. And I normally don't like massages. I'm
really not a massage person. Like we one time did
a couple's massage, and the entire time we were doing it,
I talked to Chelsea like this was not relaxing because
I sat there and was asking both of the messuse's

(02:12):
mussou eyes whatever, however it is plural. I said to
both of them, I'm like, hey, tell me a little
bit about your story. In Chelsea's like, when I get
a massage, I don't want to hear about anybody's story.
I want to just have the music playing in the
background and stuff. So I said to Chelsea, I go, Chelse,
I would love to get a massage. I said, did
you think that there was any way that you could,
you know, call this person and see if they can
make an appointment for me or do something like that.

(02:34):
She says there's one problem, and I said, what's that?
And she goes, you gotta be completely naked to get
this massage.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Wow, let me talk to Chelsea. Are you there, Chelsea,
I'm here.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So she says, you got to be completely naked in
order to get this massage.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
How Like I always just wear my underwear too, well, I.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Massage?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh, I were my underwear for that? Do I get
those to go to this guy?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Wait a second, So when you said that, it made
me go, all right, I'm out because.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't like to be naked. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I like to me, if I get a massage, I
feel like I at least have to have something covering
me up, you know what I mean? Like I feel
like I need at least have to be somewhat naked.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Chelse, something to hold you down. Yeah, excited, respectful about
it though, Like they have a blanket over you and
they folded that way.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, they are fully covered. Anytime anything is exposed, there's
a towel that quickly goes over. Yah. You know anything
that can be exposed. Nothing is exposed.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Ever, Chelse.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm afraid to be vulnerable. Even when you and I
have sex together. There are times I don't even want
to take my underwear off. You know. There's there's something
about it. I feel like I have to.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Like. I don't know how how listeners feel about this one,
but are you the type of person that, if you
get a massage, do you go completely naked during the
massage or do you at least keep something on? Like
I one time had a side note.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
This is the first time I've ever done it. Got
the way where I've gone completely.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Naked and it was good. Huh, you liked it?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
What I liked the massage, which I feel much better to.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, do you really like? Do you actually like feel
like like it? Was it worth it waking up on
a Sunday morning and doing it?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh yeah? Oh yeah for sure?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Is a user's choice, like if you go get a massage,
do you just decide to d robe or is it?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, it's emphatic, so maybe that's different. But I've I've
had other massages where I've always cut.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
My endor on what does lymphatic mean? Can you explain
just Google?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Or your lymph nodes.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Are so it helps drain.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
So she worked on my face, my neck, around my collarbone,
under my armpits, and then around my stomach and then
like you know, in your hip and growing area and the.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Really exactly are there any are there any interesting? Are
there any lymphanoids where my noids?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Nooids?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Are? You're sure you can get one?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Like, let me tell you my comfort level And I
want to know what the listeners are with this. I
don't have a comfort level of being naked to a
point that I've gone into saunas wearing clothes and the
guys that I've vis in the saunas with are all
like what are you doing? Like, I don't even want
to just go in with a towel around my my.
Have you ever been in a sauna before with a

(05:34):
group of guys? Maybe when I was younger, not that
I can actually remember. I imagine going there with Kevin,
these guys that so there's a there's this place that
that I'll go to from time to time, and these
guys will all get into the sauna naked together and
to me, and the guys will take their.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Things off and they're just sitting there and I'm going,
this is weird. I can't do it. You went there? Yeah, no,
it wasn't that.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
The other one too, is I remember my dad used
to be the type of guy and Chelsea, you loved
my dad, I know, but I don't even want you
to picture this. My dad loved going into whirlpools, like
he would call him, not.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Like chacoozies and stuff he would call him. I used
to love whirlpool and naked.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
You walking around the house naked now in the morning
when you get ready for work.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
But that's because you're there. And but if you know,
if Luke was home.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I think he did it when my lives here.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, but he sleeps till like noon. Oh well, that's true.
They were down in the basement.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Chelsea's friends were staying at the house and I walked
out naked to the kitchen and Chelsea thought it was
so weird.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
It's funny.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's funny though, because I want to get a massage,
but I'm so afraid to get a massage and uh
and have to be exposed.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Hold on a second, real quick, Chelese Jordan, what's up, Jordan?
How you doing?

Speaker 5 (07:01):
So? You talked too much during the massage. She wants
to relax, and you don't want to be making during them.
Of course she's gonna tell you have to be naked.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Go wait a second, Chelsea, are you trying to throw
me off everybody saying this? Or do you have to
be mar Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, Jordan, he has my secrets.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
What's up, unique, Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Hey, Mojo.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
So I always wear my I mean my underwear when
I go get a massage, because I used to get
full backingssages all the time and I had a weirdo
and he was touching in places that he shouldn't have
been touching in so I always were.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Yeah. Yeah, that happened to my sister too. Really, yes,
I had a place in Chicago. It was a girl.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
It was a girl touching. But was she like doing
it as a massage or was she doing it? No,
it is my sister.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
It was the very first massage my sister ever got.
This was a few years ago. And when she was done,
she was like, I will never ever do that again.
And I thought, oh my gosh, how how do you not, like,
like I love getting massages? And she said, is it
normal that the woman and then described to me what
she did And I was like, I feel like we
need to call the police, Like, no, that is not normal.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, that's craziness. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
It was a massage in her apartment building in downtown Chicago,
like a massage place.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Wait crazy, Wait a second. They they had apartment building
massage like it was. They had like a place where.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
You geah, there was like a grocery store, a dry cleaner,
you know how it is in big cities there's usually
like retail on the first level and then and so
she just decided to try it there and that happened
to her.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
She's never gone again. Oh my god, it's crazy. She
trained under Larry Nasser. Jeez, or what? Never mind, I
don't want to say that. You want to say, you're
gonna say something good. It's good for you, Chelsea. Kevin's
growing up.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
He's catching himself before he says something he shouldn't say.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
And then unbelievable. Help me, how unbelievable? Aren't you proud?
What's up? SHAWNA? Hi?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Hey, how are you guys?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
We're good? What's going on? Shauna?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
So I always go for massages and my pants and
I go frequently, and he always keeps his under around two,
but I always go nude. And uh, the one time
I talked him into actually going nude. And they put
the towel over you and we're getting ready to go,
and he said, as soon as the lady came in,
the first thing she had was ripped the towel off

(09:31):
of him. This has never happened to me before. We
got a coupon for a massage, so it was a
new place to us. And he said, this messuse touched
him in places I.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Have not god.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Together.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Wait, so during the couple's massage, she's inappropriately touching your husband,
said she.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Was rubbing between his butt cheeks. He never ever does.
He always catches underwear.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Did she wash her hands afterwards?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Least?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
I hope so I don't even go there.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
My god, hold on, miss fed Tony is on the
phone with us right now. What's everybody?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Welcome back? We heard you was back. You partied like
a rock star. We could do so welcome back.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Sir, thank you?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, welcome back. Listen. Soon as I hit
that Mason room, I'm naked, naked down everything go, no pile,
no nothing. I can't wait till lay there and get
it all something, all of it. Baby naked is a
jay bird.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Miss That's so. How often you get massages? Do you
get a lot of massages?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I mean there, I'm in there once every couple of months.
I go crazy with it. But my favorite massages is
going at like two three o'clock in the morning. Yeah, yeah,
another prasage. She'd be like, oh my god. I'd be like, yeah, yeah,

(11:20):
this feel right.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
That's a Miskegan, isn't that? That's a Miskegan massage? Hey?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
So yeah, butt naked is the way to go for
mass All right.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
We'll talk to you. Tell me you got
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