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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It was a great weekend. Happy Mother's Day to the
mom's Happy Mother's Day, sham, happy Mother's Day. And my
wife I told her she gets a redo on June
the thirteenth or whatever whatever Father's Day date is. I'm
doing making it a Mother's Day again, because she really
didn't have a Mother's Day except for all the boys
came in town.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I saw that picture.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Joe came up from Florida, Jacob drove in off ninety
four from Chicago. It was so much fun. Oh, here's
here's something for you. Don't give me another thing. I
don't need another thing. Zach's coming in here and giving
me it. I got too much. I don't have enough
hands Zach. So we we had all the boys in town,
and it reminded me so much of when just before
(00:42):
Joe went away to college and the whole family was whole,
and everybody was there. It was morning time, you know,
waking people up by screaming.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hey, looke, get down here, like we're all trying to
figure out breakfast, you know, dinner time.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What do you guys want for? You know, for dinner
or Dinner's here? Like screaming down you know, do you
guys have that system in your house. Yeah, I was
wanted an intercom system like my my friend, uh, Teresa
Smith had a intercom system in her house. Teresa had
it was and it played music in the house and
(01:17):
stuff like that. If you're out the whole house, but
you can go in here, Teresa, can you get down
here right now?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Over you? Stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I just yell, I know many times before anybody hears me.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The best. We we had the yelling in our house.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Uh when when I was a kid, and my dad
also had an amazing whistle. He would whistle, and every
neighbor had a whistle to their family that dinner was coming,
and everybody knew each other's whistle. Like you'd hear a
whistle and go us Matana's it's time to go home,
you know, or crossing Owski's Yeah, exactly. My dad, my
dad was my dad's was like it was like it
(01:50):
was like two little things that that meant.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, I wish I could do that. I can't do that,
but that would help.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
In our house, we just yell.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So we would scream and we couldn't get a hold
of one of our kids. And this is actually pretty funny.
So Saturday Chelsea went golfing with the boys, just the
four of them. They had a great time. They drank
a ton of transfusions, which if you've never had a
transfusion before, it's like a purple drink that I think barstools.
Dave Portnoy came up with It's got a lot of
(02:21):
vodka in it, and I guess, and it's funny because
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That grape juice, vodka, ginger ale and a splash of
wine that sounds really good.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And I think, I think, if I'm not mistaken, the
all tequila version of that is called a transgender. I
don't know if that's the case, but the thing is
a transfusion to a transgender. But so, so they drank
a ton. One of my kids drank too much. We
ordered sushi Samurai. Chelse went and got the food, which
(02:52):
I felt bad that on Mother's Day she had to
go get her own food, but I can't drive, and
so we had the food there and we're screaming to
one of them, you know, come down, come down.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
They're not answering, like, not no answer at all.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So Telsey goes upstairs, walks into the room and he
is naked laying out, passed out?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Why naked? It makes you take the clothes off.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
My kid sleeps naked, I guess.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And that's like kind of weird at this point for
a mom to see her adults.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They got it, Thank god. I think it was uh.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
As down or something like the song says, but it
was the one and only Jacob exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh my god, you never guess it was Jacob. She
shirts cracking up, laughing.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
She comes down and goes Jake coming down, and she says,
she starts laughing, she's got tears coming in her eyes,
and she goes, he's passed out naked. You didn't even
have socks on, He's like, and he wasn't responding, and
she wasn't gonna stay there like push him or anything.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That there is a great story.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Wait till your Wait till your h Smith is a
twenty year old and this because at that point right there,
even though you birth him and you know what his
private's all.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, No, I don't want to see him.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You don't want to see him at all.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, who sleeps naked?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You can't really, I saw his ass Saturday. Really, he's likedraws. Really,
he doesn't like.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Draws at all, so she sleeps totally naked.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'll have a T shirt all, but you better not
put those covers back. You'll see something you didn't plan on.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, are there any listeners that are listening to us
right now that sleep naked?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Where? Where are naked sleepers?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Sometimes I do, but I don't if we don't have
any kids, sometimes I will sleep naked. Yeah, it's just
like air and everything out. I don't know, it feels
very freeing.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Would you ever if you stayed at night at your
mom's house or your dad's house, would you go back
in your old room and sleep naked? Never?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Ever? Ever? No, I got it, least had draws on.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
If you stayed at your mom's house, would you would
you let jos High leap naked in there?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Just like gonna do what you want to do? Oh really?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Especially well, Grandma's not going to say anything either, right,
She's gonna yeah, she'll help them take them off whatever
you want.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Just say.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I'm not a naked sleeper. I have like even now,
like with the way that I've been, I've had to
not be able to put underwear on, and like today
I put underwear on cause I'm coming to work, thank you.
But I but it's tough to like get clothes on
because you're only working with one arm. And honestly, I
will tell you this that my fear is not having
(05:34):
enough clothes on. Like Chelsea's like, why didn't you just
sleep naked? I'm like, there's no way this house starts
on fire.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, you're running out fire department.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Those guys are being like, what the hell is happening
in this house?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, wait this morning, did Chelsea get up and hold
the underwear like on the floor?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
And she.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Little bit, That's what I have still sometimes with Smith,
she's just over the place.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I tried to do it myself and I was gonna
do it, and she goes, if you fall and have
to get like really, She's like like she does not
want me to reinjure this thing because she doesn't want
to go through this thing again because it's three weeks
of this slang. So now I'm into week two, which
is good, and then and then it's six months of
physical therapy when you have this shoulder searcher thing.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
But this is like it's not just a sling that
you can move around. He's strapped across the center of you.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Because here's you can't move it at all. I can't
move my arm out or up.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
If I do that, I'll tear where the there's anchors
in there, so they basically had to anchor my tendons
down to the h to me.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But he said he got a good anchoring, which was nice.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So thank you to uh doctor baby, ash baby. What's
going on Nikki there?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Hey, how y'all doing? We're great? Nike? Are you a
naked sleeper? I sleep in my underwear, everything else is off.
But I have this fear of spiders going places they
shouldn't be going.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
While I'm you're not leaving them much choice now, I mean,
you got no clothes on.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Why not? I would think you'd want more clothes I have.
I have my underwear on.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I know, but I'm saying in that case, i'd wear
like three layers if I was worried about spiders going
up my hu haa.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You know, I think the one layer should be.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Good enough, really, but they're not like uh that radioactive
spiders or anything.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Wow. Look, if I can get bit and turning a
spider man, bring it on.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Why do you think that? Why do you think that
a spider is gonna go in your vagina?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I don't know, because there's always in dark, warm places.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I've never thought about that, but I have a feeling
today when I go to bed, I'm going to have
bad dreams of spiders in my vagina.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Do you ever get you wear underwear?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Do you ever get itchy down there and worry that, uh,
maybe one has already gotten in?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
No? No, because I keep the barrier up at all times.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
A garage door is always up. What's going on? How
you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Justin?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
First time? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
All right, it's belated. But anyway, I only sleep naked, Okay,
when I'm with somebody i'm baking cookies with, I gotta
remember a six love Okay. Otherwise I'm usually in box
of breezes or shorts. But if I'm with a partner, yeah,
(08:38):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
So you're not so.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
If you're so, you're never wearing anything at all if
you're with a partner, even if it's a first time.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, really, yeah, this is post cookies, right, postre.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Really, So if you just meet somebody, you're at actually
naked in bed, they know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
They know that you're inviting them into your fortress.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I mean, come on now, if we're in my room
by that point, we.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Know that is true. Yeah, that is true. Hey, have
you ever had a spider in your vagina? No, nor
in any Make sure that the girls that you're with
keep at least something on, because now that last call
has got me thinking about spiders.
It was a great weekend. Happy Mother's Day to the
mom's Happy Mother's Day, sham, happy Mother's Day. And my
wife I told her she gets a redo on June
the thirteenth or whatever whatever Father's Day date is. I'm
doing making it a Mother's Day again, because she really
didn't have a Mother's Day except for all the boys
came in town.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I saw that picture.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Joe came up from Florida, Jacob drove in off ninety
four from Chicago. It was so much fun. Oh, here's
here's something for you. Don't give me another thing. I
don't need another thing. Zach's coming in here and giving
me it. I got too much. I don't have enough
hands Zach. So we we had all the boys in town,
and it reminded me so much of when just before
(00:42):
Joe went away to college and the whole family was whole,
and everybody was there. It was morning time, you know,
waking people up by screaming.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hey, looke, get down here, like we're all trying to
figure out breakfast, you know, dinner time.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What do you guys want for? You know, for dinner
or Dinner's here? Like screaming down you know, do you
guys have that system in your house. Yeah, I was
wanted an intercom system like my my friend, uh, Teresa
Smith had a intercom system in her house. Teresa had
it was and it played music in the house and
(01:17):
stuff like that. If you're out the whole house, but
you can go in here, Teresa, can you get down
here right now?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Over you? Stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I just yell, I know many times before anybody hears me.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The best. We we had the yelling in our house.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Uh when when I was a kid, and my dad
also had an amazing whistle. He would whistle, and every
neighbor had a whistle to their family that dinner was coming,
and everybody knew each other's whistle. Like you'd hear a
whistle and go us Matana's it's time to go home,
you know, or crossing Owski's Yeah, exactly. My dad, my
dad was my dad's was like it was like it
(01:50):
was like two little things that that meant.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, I wish I could do that. I can't do that,
but that would help.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
In our house, we just yell.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So we would scream and we couldn't get a hold
of one of our kids. And this is actually pretty funny.
So Saturday Chelsea went golfing with the boys, just the
four of them. They had a great time. They drank
a ton of transfusions, which if you've never had a
transfusion before, it's like a purple drink that I think barstools.
Dave Portnoy came up with It's got a lot of
(02:21):
vodka in it, and I guess, and it's funny because
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That grape juice, vodka, ginger ale and a splash of
wine that sounds really good.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And I think, I think, if I'm not mistaken, the
all tequila version of that is called a transgender. I
don't know if that's the case, but the thing is
a transfusion to a transgender. But so, so they drank
a ton. One of my kids drank too much. We
ordered sushi Samurai. Chelse went and got the food, which
(02:52):
I felt bad that on Mother's Day she had to
go get her own food, but I can't drive, and
so we had the food there and we're screaming to
one of them, you know, come down, come down.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
They're not answering, like, not no answer at all.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So Telsey goes upstairs, walks into the room and he
is naked laying out, passed out?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Why naked? It makes you take the clothes off.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
My kid sleeps naked, I guess.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And that's like kind of weird at this point for
a mom to see her adults.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They got it, Thank god. I think it was uh.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
As down or something like the song says, but it
was the one and only Jacob exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh my god, you never guess it was Jacob. She
shirts cracking up, laughing.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
She comes down and goes Jake coming down, and she says,
she starts laughing, she's got tears coming in her eyes,
and she goes, he's passed out naked. You didn't even
have socks on, He's like, and he wasn't responding, and
she wasn't gonna stay there like push him or anything.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That there is a great story.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Wait till your Wait till your h Smith is a
twenty year old and this because at that point right there,
even though you birth him and you know what his
private's all.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, No, I don't want to see him.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You don't want to see him at all.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, who sleeps naked?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You can't really, I saw his ass Saturday. Really, he's likedraws. Really,
he doesn't like.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Draws at all, so she sleeps totally naked.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'll have a T shirt all, but you better not
put those covers back. You'll see something you didn't plan on.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, are there any listeners that are listening to us
right now that sleep naked?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Where? Where are naked sleepers?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Sometimes I do, but I don't if we don't have
any kids, sometimes I will sleep naked. Yeah, it's just
like air and everything out. I don't know, it feels
very freeing.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Would you ever if you stayed at night at your
mom's house or your dad's house, would you go back
in your old room and sleep naked? Never?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Ever? Ever? No, I got it, least had draws on.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
If you stayed at your mom's house, would you would
you let jos High leap naked in there?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Just like gonna do what you want to do? Oh really?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Especially well, Grandma's not going to say anything either, right,
She's gonna yeah, she'll help them take them off whatever
you want.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Just say.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I'm not a naked sleeper. I have like even now,
like with the way that I've been, I've had to
not be able to put underwear on, and like today
I put underwear on cause I'm coming to work, thank you.
But I but it's tough to like get clothes on
because you're only working with one arm. And honestly, I
will tell you this that my fear is not having
(05:34):
enough clothes on. Like Chelsea's like, why didn't you just
sleep naked? I'm like, there's no way this house starts
on fire.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, you're running out fire department.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Those guys are being like, what the hell is happening
in this house?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, wait this morning, did Chelsea get up and hold
the underwear like on the floor?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
And she.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Little bit, That's what I have still sometimes with Smith,
she's just over the place.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I tried to do it myself and I was gonna
do it, and she goes, if you fall and have
to get like really, She's like like she does not
want me to reinjure this thing because she doesn't want
to go through this thing again because it's three weeks
of this slang. So now I'm into week two, which
is good, and then and then it's six months of
physical therapy when you have this shoulder searcher thing.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
But this is like it's not just a sling that
you can move around. He's strapped across the center of you.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Because here's you can't move it at all. I can't
move my arm out or up.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
If I do that, I'll tear where the there's anchors
in there, so they basically had to anchor my tendons
down to the h to me.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But he said he got a good anchoring, which was nice.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So thank you to uh doctor baby, ash baby. What's
going on Nikki there?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Hey, how y'all doing? We're great? Nike? Are you a
naked sleeper? I sleep in my underwear, everything else is off.
But I have this fear of spiders going places they
shouldn't be going.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
While I'm you're not leaving them much choice now, I mean,
you got no clothes on.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Why not? I would think you'd want more clothes I have.
I have my underwear on.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I know, but I'm saying in that case, i'd wear
like three layers if I was worried about spiders going
up my hu haa.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You know, I think the one layer should be.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Good enough, really, but they're not like uh that radioactive
spiders or anything.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Wow. Look, if I can get bit and turning a
spider man, bring it on.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Why do you think that? Why do you think that
a spider is gonna go in your vagina?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I don't know, because there's always in dark, warm places.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I've never thought about that, but I have a feeling
today when I go to bed, I'm going to have
bad dreams of spiders in my vagina.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Do you ever get you wear underwear?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Do you ever get itchy down there and worry that, uh,
maybe one has already gotten in?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
No? No, because I keep the barrier up at all times.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
A garage door is always up. What's going on? How
you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Justin?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
First time? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
All right, it's belated. But anyway, I only sleep naked, Okay,
when I'm with somebody i'm baking cookies with, I gotta
remember a six love Okay. Otherwise I'm usually in box
of breezes or shorts. But if I'm with a partner, yeah,
(08:38):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
So you're not so.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
If you're so, you're never wearing anything at all if
you're with a partner, even if it's a first time.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, really, yeah, this is post cookies, right, postre.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Really, So if you just meet somebody, you're at actually
naked in bed, they know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
They know that you're inviting them into your fortress.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I mean, come on now, if we're in my room
by that point, we.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Know that is true. Yeah, that is true. Hey, have
you ever had a spider in your vagina? No, nor
in any Make sure that the girls that you're with
keep at least something on, because now that last call
has got me thinking about spiders.
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