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October 11, 2024 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well, Joe in the morning. This is an interesting stat
I just read. It comes to us from Men's Health.
It says, ready for this and this is for Kevin. Kevin,
if you are ever in the bathroom with Tony, I
want you to listen up. Tony is our boss, by
the way, the program director of this radio station and

(00:37):
executive audio or executive whatever the hell he's called. He's
an executive with iHeart something like that. He's a national
national program or something like that. I don't know, but
is he well endowed? Men's Health Magazine. You find yourself

(00:57):
standing next to your boss at the urinal, what do
you do? Most guys make small talk. Pretend not to
notice that he's there for a second would be the
second thing to do, and you kind of just, you know,
do nothing. And one out of every one hundred guys
checks out to see if his boss really stacks up.

(01:19):
According to Men's Health Magazine, these are things to do.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
It feels like the guy who wrote that article got
caught at work.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh this is they They did official poll because it
was one out of every one hundred guys, would you
what do you do? Has this forbid you? If I'm
in the bathroom, I talk well. First off, keV is
a talker in the bathroom anyway. I've never looked over somebody.
Why is that like not hard to believe because human,

(01:50):
I'm not trying to look at a penis. That's that's
not something that I'm interested and curious about or want
to see.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Listen, I got boobs, you see everybody, Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I admitted back in the day, Back in the day
when the Palace was around and the Pistons played in
the palace, they used to have the little entryway that
the visiting team would walk out of, like the tunnel
that the visiting team walked out of, And there was
always a bathroom that was there that the media could use.
And I would go into that bathroom all the time.
And I stood next to Kid Rock Bob Ritchie and

(02:24):
Kid Rock was there, and I turned over looked him
and go, hey, Kid, and he jokingly said, don't ever
call me Kid in the bathroom like maning, you know, Kid,
I had to take a pee. I had to see
what Kid was was dealing with. I'm gonna be honest
with you. You know, I didn't see it exactly, but
he seemed like he had to unfold it like five

(02:45):
or six times to get it out of his pants.
Fold it. You know, you know a guy, you know
a guy is well in dow. You know a guy
is well endowed when he's sitting there and he does
it and he has to like do this where he's
like doing the wobble a little bit and he's trying
to pull it out. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Constantly asked me, if I take the little tests on
what can or cannot be saying from hr he talking
about unfolded.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I don't give more descriptive than unfolded. And by the way, keV,
you're not gonna be gay if you admit that you
look at another man. Okay, so when you add kid
rock that or when you peaked, what did that do
for you? I just I didn't ask Rock if I
could see it. I just looked. It got in my
head to go, man, the guy's got everything, you know

(03:31):
what I mean, Like he's a rock star, that's what
I good hair, he's got a big Johnson, you know.
But you walk away from that, and what are you
left with honestly yourself?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I well I do feel about it. Listen for confidence,
I can fit into some pants, most pants, which is nice,
But I will say this to you. I looked at
it going some guys get all the luck, you know
what I mean, some guys got it all, you know.
And I looked at that. At that moment, I thought
to myself, kid Rock, I'll give it to him. Whatever.
But but if Tony Travado, I know, no offense, Tony,

(04:07):
I'm talking about your penis. I hope you're okay with this,
you know, Yeah, cal Tony, I think that Tony Travado.
I would my boss and say, hey, no, no, no,
I'll call I'll call him Tony Travado. Tony Travado, I
would bet has a large penis. I mean, if I

(04:28):
had the guests on who has the largest penis in
this entire building, I would say Tony Travado has the
has the biggest one.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
But I'm lately taking myself out of this discussion.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Are there any guys listening, any guys that are listening
to the show. Do you do you look to see
what another man's junk looks like? Because women in Megan
just admitted it, we'll look at other girls, no brush.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
So if I see a okay, I'm gonna ask you
this question. If you see a woman naked, and you
and I might have different answers. What's the first thing
that you check out on her body?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Usual like naked naked?

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Boobs, her boobs?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah, I check to see if she canna tell you
late because I'm like, if you don't, you bitch, Oh
I was not fair.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Before you put that's what I did.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I was like, damn sure, uh no, it's usually her boobs.
And then I think you and I have different I
don't know if you want me to talk about this,
and if you don't, I'm sorry and tell no Johnhill,
dump it.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
But then how we groom down there?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
That that's another thing. I want to know that first.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, I'm like, am I I think I'm in the
minority for the laser hair removal that I did.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I want to know how groomed they are, too, Megan,
I swear to you, I want to see just to
make sure. But this is not There's nothing bad. You
can admit it. But I I will say this that
I think that guys are just as inquisitive as is
women are. I think it's weird if you're not, Jenny,
what's happening?

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Although I love you.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
So much, I really do. I listened to you all
the time, but what is going on? And can you
just not admit that out loud?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Jenny. That's why, honestly, I have been able to be
successful for as long as I have because I am
willing to admit things that others will keep quiet. I
get it, and I'm going to tell you this right now.
If you don't think that your guy goes into a
bathroom and he's not looking at the ad that's in
front of you, which, by the way, is usually when
you go to a place like a co America park,

(06:24):
it's always don't drink and drive or whatever that it's
always an ad that's enter in front of you and
the wall. The guy occasionally gives a little look, gives
a peak, you know, but he does it slyly, like
he has something on his shoulder.

Speaker 9 (06:37):
Your confidence that makes you successful.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
You're confidence.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
You don't have to admit this though.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Hey, Jenny, question for you. Do you also agree with
me that our boss probably has the largest penis in
this entire building?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (06:49):
All the boss swinging he is.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
What's up, Bud, Greg high, good buddy, what's happening?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Hey? I was in the military and we had stalls
back to back to back with no anything in between them.
I promise you we never looked at each other.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
You lie, Come on you.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Even on the New Heights podcast with Travis and Jason Kelsey,
they were talking about how when media comes into the
locker room, all of the people working media look at
the naked guys and they're junk.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yes, well that's media.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I listen. I first off, thank you for serving. I
will never ever degrade you because of your service. But
I guarantee you you've looked at another man's dick.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Well, I'm not going to say that I've never seen
another man's dick, but I didn't purposely looking another man's dick.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I think that you have looked at I think that
Corporal Johnson. You've seen him before. If he was in
the bathroom, you wanted to look. What's up? How you doing, Johnny.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
Good?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
What's up buddy?

Speaker 7 (07:57):
First time?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, he was on the phone, what's happening.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
I never, never, never, never looked another man.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, you've never You've never at the old Joe Louis
Arena and the Troughs bro Yes you did. You giggled
there by the way. You can't help but look. I
remember taking Joey when he was a little kid to
a to a game at UH at Joe Louis Arena,
and I remember him calling out a guy. He goes,

(08:31):
he's got a big penis. I'm too scared to take
my dad.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Don't go to those, never go Piana Trough. Yeah, well,
I feel like I don't know where we were. Maybe
it was a Tigers game or something like that. He
was like, we don't p and those.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
You go to the stall.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
They had the.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Stalls in there. They had won at the public school
by my house, the public high school by my house.
He had had one of those, and it was like
looked like the ones Joe Lewis. All they kept thinking
to myself was God, thank god I didn't just think.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
About this making you are there are stalls in the bathroom,
but men are choosing to go to the open urinal
porter dixu and pe in front of other guys.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
You can't. But here's you can't be going in the stalls.
That's for the guys that have to duty. No, it's not. Yeah,
I would tell my little k I would tell my
kids it is a choice. A bunch of Now I
wonder about keV size, because it's only the guys that
I don't wonder about my son. It's only the guys
with small ones. I don't need to flex and go

(09:32):
pee in a trough all you got to look at
my dick. You don't need to. But you what's up?
What's up? Who's wait? Johnny?

Speaker 6 (09:41):
You agree with keV Ye with yeah, john Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, I agree with you. Used the stall too.

Speaker 9 (09:54):
I will use the stall not to look and make
one else is looking at my.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
You have a little penis all right? Well, thank you
for the call. Uh koy Sean? Is it god?

Speaker 8 (10:06):
When? Yes?

Speaker 9 (10:07):
That's correct?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Is that right? Shan? Yes, okay, yes it's spelled uh
uh with a little bit of a hyphen. Okay, what's
going on?

Speaker 9 (10:20):
I feel like all guys look, especially if you played
sports and high school and stuff, you're in the locker room.
I mean, all guys know, like I mean, we're all straight,
but there's some stuff that goes on in the locker room.
Ladies would probably freak.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Out about, like what enlighten me?

Speaker 9 (10:36):
I mean there's games that guys play, Like remember back
when I was in high school, we played a game
called shoulder Buddy. That's when you just walk up to
your friend and they like, they got their head turn
and you put your stuff on their shoulder.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
And now I've never done that.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
The games that used to go on in the locker
room when you were waiting to go for a apple pleasure.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I have never played shoulder buddy. I find where'd you
go to school?

Speaker 9 (11:14):
I live in Family, Ohio.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Activity and doesn't really have zero entertainment out there? What's up? Andrew?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Hey? You know what, as a gay man, I look
at everything.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, Andrew getting.

Speaker 9 (11:42):
On dressed in front of me, just looking at what
they got.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yes, girls too. But the thing is, girls are okay
with if you're being you know, gay girls are okay.
They'll show them to you. They won't show them to God,
give it up. They won't show the me.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
But can you appreciate that girls look good even if
you're not interested in being intimate with them. But guys,
even if you're interested in being intimate, never looks good.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
I just look at everything. Just competition's like out there,
you know.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Absolutely, Thanks Andrew for being honest. We appreciate you. Blake actually,
says Kevin Can never go to the Big House, right, Blake.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Yeah, I don't know if it's the same anymore. But
when I was like, hey, they had like the tub
style journal.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, truah, trust what long TG.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
Yeah, I walked in there and I had to go
so bad. And I walked in there stage right, a
bunch of grown men around me. I looked over SAWG
I got right up.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
You know, you know you gotta do, you gotta go
go blue. Big D is on the phone, and I
think we're gonna I think we're gonna find out how
he got the name Big D? What's up? D?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
First time?

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Call it a long time listening on the phat what's up?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Big D?

Speaker 8 (13:07):
No, I'm just saying I've been married for ten years,
and I mean I always look and always it's more
so like I wonder if my man's packing. It's more
so like that. Yeah. I was talking about with my
wife the other day and she feels the same way.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, it's a kevin I don't he won't be honest
with us.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
But that's okay, bro, Hey, okay, I swear homosexual is
just something that you are.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yes, we've always seen the man in your family do
so this is learned behavior. We love our homosexuality, so
we're we're good. Hold on, look who's on the phone
with us.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
I would like to that the girls removed themselves from
this conversation, this particular part of the conversation.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Did we call it the tony Tony? In about ten minutes,
I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll meet you there. Okay,
oh my god. By the way, this is we just
had big d on. This is big t
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