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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know if you guys do New Year's resolutions,
but we haven't talked about resolutions at all. Anyway, yesterday
we had a full show of just recapping our holidays.
Kool Ai ladies on with us right now on the
morning misfit kool aid lady, New year lady, you have
(00:23):
a New Year's resolution? Are you into resolutions at all?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Nine into the revolution? You know, just trying to you know,
because I haven't been walking that good because I know
hit was kicking me up. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, you know what, kool a lady, you got to
take care of yourself. And I'm going to tell you
this that resolutions. The number one resolution, they say is
the weight loss. One everybody does. That number two is
the money people wanting to like save money and try
to spend less. And they say that the average person
that makes a resolution is done with the resolution by
(01:02):
the first Monday in January, which means yesterday, we're done?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, lost quarter? Wait that's for sure?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, Hey, cool a la, did I tell you what
my resolution is this year?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What you got?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I went to Florida to go visit my son for
the holidays, and I found out the hard way. No
pun intended that in Florida you cannot watch porn sites.
So there's no there's no porn sites. Yeah if they
they have, they have banned porn sites down there. So
to watch a porn site, you actually have to register
(01:39):
for the their porn sites.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And I'm like, I ain't registered.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Next thing, I know, I'm gonna be getting mailed at
my house, you know what I mean, Like, I'm Chelsey
opening up a porn up thing.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So I'll be I'll be like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Well I'm telling you about it. You're not listening. So
I so I did. I went porn free for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So I said to myself, as I'm coming back from
the New Year, you know what I'm giving up porn.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Porn is horrible.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's bad for the brain, it's bad for the soul,
it's bad for the it's bad for the economy. So
so so no porn for me in the new Year.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
That's my thing.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And I'm and I'm gonna live to this, and that's
gonna be my lifelong goal is to never ever look
at porn ever again.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What do you think about that? Kool aid lady, It's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Be a boo boom.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Man, if you try it, Have you ever tried that?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
No, I don't mess with that.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You're you're a better woman than I am, although I'm
not one of a woman. But that's not a hip
because of that. So so let's do this. Let's all
like try to stay focused on this. Do you ever
do a resolution, Shannon? You seem like your type of
person that would have a resolution or two.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Not into New Year's at all, Like New Year's Eve
is my least favorite holiday in the world. However, this
year I did say, excuse me as I'm talking, that
I want this year to be my year that I
reconnect with Jesus. I feel like I've kind of not
strayed from my faith, but just not not been where
I want to be, and so I kind of want
to like get it, get back into jumping into my
(03:13):
faith again.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, what about you, Kevin?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Have you decided to try to lose weight and all that.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I'm not really big into resolutions, but this year I do.
I do appreciate a good reset. Yeah, Like, I think
it is a good thing to get more focused. And
sometimes we have these moments, you know, where New Year's
Eve comes and it's a time to get refocused.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
So I just want to focus more and go harder.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I feel like that is one of the things that
is good about a resolution is the fact that you
like dry January, which, by the way, I've seen more
memes for people like not doing dry January than I haven't.
But I think that I've done like the sober October,
and I feel so good afterwards. Yeah, and then I
have that first step afterwards, you know, so good, it
(04:01):
tastes so good. So I guess, and I guess. Cool
a lady with me not doing porn in twenty twenty six,
I'm having a dry January.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well, I don't know about that. Don't be biting anything
that resolution.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, yeah, I am being more positive. So I'm I'm
talking to myself as though I was talking to a friend.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, my therapist told me I should do that because
I tend to be very hard on myself. But if
a friend came to me and was like, oh, I
had a really bad day at work, I did this,
I would be super positive with that'll do better tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
So test it out. Let's do it right now, talk
positive to yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'm trying to think. I'm having a great day so far,
have a great show.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I can't remember?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Stop, I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's what you call it. Cool A Lady. I'm gonna
be positive with you. I love you, cool Lady. You
have a great day. Okay, Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, all right, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I didn't realize that kool a Lady wakes up this
early in the morning, Lydia. Did you did you know that?
I thought that she was only a ten o'clock in
the morning caller to the show.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I had no idea. But maybe that's her new year's resolution.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It could be she's gonna start She's gonna start dialing
you at five am.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Watch out, old on Bella, what's up? It's Mojo in
the morning. Bye, guys, just gonna stuck you. Hey, what's
going on? Bela?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
I just want to let you guys know, when you're
talking about seniors earlier, I am a senior and I'm
committed to MS primary education. At the letter?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Did you get the official letter?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I did.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yay, We're starting to get official letters now.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I love that. Congratulations to you. Did your parents go
out and buy you a whole bunch of Spartans gear.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
So my parents are actually a Michigan fan.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know what, though, your dad's happy to keep you
in the state here, so he's probably excited at least
for you. So funny enough, my dad's side of the
family's all Michigan.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm actually a primary Wolverine.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Fan, Go Blue, Go Gold, and my mom's side of
the family's all state. So when I was really little,
my parents would swap me back and forth like for
weekends and just like, oh, we're going out.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Your cousin's gonna watch you, and she would dress me
up MSU gear behind their back and send photos of me.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh that's cute. Hey, can I tell you something. You're
gonna have more fun. It's more fun in East Lansing
than it is an ann Arbor. It's a pretty town.
Ann Arbor's pretty, but it's not as much fun for you.
So you'll have more fun there. We'll see at Harper's.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Okay, okay, thank you, all right, take care of yourself. What's up,
Jordan High big win last night? Too?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Hey, So I think you can turn your resolution into
a game for everybody else.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Oh, okay, go ahead, how long?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
How long is Modu gonna go before he caves in.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
To tell us?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Why?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You guys, I'll be honest, I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I don't Monday you ever.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Did you ever watch the old show Seinfeld when they
did the what was they called? Was it the uh
the contest or whatever it was? I think it was
they did. The contest was who is gonna go the
longest without taking care of themselves. I've never seen an
episode of sign Oh that's all. Honestly the only episode
you need, Kramer. Yeah, I'm done whatever. So all right, Jordan,
let's do this. Let's see how long this lasts. Okay,
(07:30):
all right, how how long will Mojo hold to this resolution?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Well, well, I know you already had to bring up
the Monday things so that you could throw that everybody. Look,
I already made it past Monday, so I'm doing better than.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Everybody, That is true, exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
All right, Hey, I'm gonna be more positive with myself
due Jordan's stop that.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Everybody else.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I love it, Thank you, buddy, I appreciate it. We
all should be more positive with ourselves.
I don't know if you guys do New Year's resolutions,
but we haven't talked about resolutions at all. Anyway, yesterday
we had a full show of just recapping our holidays.
Kool Ai ladies on with us right now on the
morning misfit kool aid lady, New year lady, you have
(00:23):
a New Year's resolution? Are you into resolutions at all?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Nine into the revolution? You know, just trying to you know,
because I haven't been walking that good because I know
hit was kicking me up. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, you know what, kool a lady, you got to
take care of yourself. And I'm going to tell you
this that resolutions. The number one resolution, they say is
the weight loss. One everybody does. That number two is
the money people wanting to like save money and try
to spend less. And they say that the average person
that makes a resolution is done with the resolution by
(01:02):
the first Monday in January, which means yesterday, we're done?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, lost quarter? Wait that's for sure?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, Hey, cool a la, did I tell you what
my resolution is this year?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What you got?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I went to Florida to go visit my son for
the holidays, and I found out the hard way. No
pun intended that in Florida you cannot watch porn sites.
So there's no there's no porn sites. Yeah if they
they have, they have banned porn sites down there. So
to watch a porn site, you actually have to register
(01:39):
for the their porn sites.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And I'm like, I ain't registered.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Next thing, I know, I'm gonna be getting mailed at
my house, you know what I mean, Like, I'm Chelsey
opening up a porn up thing.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So I'll be I'll be like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Well I'm telling you about it. You're not listening. So
I so I did. I went porn free for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So I said to myself, as I'm coming back from
the New Year, you know what I'm giving up porn.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Porn is horrible.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's bad for the brain, it's bad for the soul,
it's bad for the it's bad for the economy. So
so so no porn for me in the new Year.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
That's my thing.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And I'm and I'm gonna live to this, and that's
gonna be my lifelong goal is to never ever look
at porn ever again.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What do you think about that? Kool aid lady, It's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Be a boo boom.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Man, if you try it, Have you ever tried that?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
No, I don't mess with that.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You're you're a better woman than I am, although I'm
not one of a woman. But that's not a hip
because of that. So so let's do this. Let's all
like try to stay focused on this. Do you ever
do a resolution, Shannon? You seem like your type of
person that would have a resolution or two.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Not into New Year's at all, Like New Year's Eve
is my least favorite holiday in the world. However, this
year I did say, excuse me as I'm talking, that
I want this year to be my year that I
reconnect with Jesus. I feel like I've kind of not
strayed from my faith, but just not not been where
I want to be, and so I kind of want
to like get it, get back into jumping into my
(03:13):
faith again.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, what about you, Kevin?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Have you decided to try to lose weight and all that.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I'm not really big into resolutions, but this year I do.
I do appreciate a good reset. Yeah, Like, I think
it is a good thing to get more focused. And
sometimes we have these moments, you know, where New Year's
Eve comes and it's a time to get refocused.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
So I just want to focus more and go harder.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I feel like that is one of the things that
is good about a resolution is the fact that you
like dry January, which, by the way, I've seen more
memes for people like not doing dry January than I haven't.
But I think that I've done like the sober October,
and I feel so good afterwards. Yeah, and then I
have that first step afterwards, you know, so good, it
(04:01):
tastes so good. So I guess, and I guess. Cool
a lady with me not doing porn in twenty twenty six,
I'm having a dry January.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well, I don't know about that. Don't be biting anything
that resolution.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, yeah, I am being more positive. So I'm I'm
talking to myself as though I was talking to a friend.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, my therapist told me I should do that because
I tend to be very hard on myself. But if
a friend came to me and was like, oh, I
had a really bad day at work, I did this,
I would be super positive with that'll do better tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
So test it out. Let's do it right now, talk
positive to yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'm trying to think. I'm having a great day so far,
have a great show.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I can't remember?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Stop, I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's what you call it. Cool A Lady. I'm gonna
be positive with you. I love you, cool Lady. You
have a great day. Okay, Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, all right, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I didn't realize that kool a Lady wakes up this
early in the morning, Lydia. Did you did you know that?
I thought that she was only a ten o'clock in
the morning caller to the show.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I had no idea. But maybe that's her new year's resolution.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It could be she's gonna start She's gonna start dialing
you at five am.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Watch out, old on Bella, what's up? It's Mojo in
the morning. Bye, guys, just gonna stuck you. Hey, what's
going on? Bela?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
I just want to let you guys know, when you're
talking about seniors earlier, I am a senior and I'm
committed to MS primary education. At the letter?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Did you get the official letter?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I did.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yay, We're starting to get official letters now.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I love that. Congratulations to you. Did your parents go
out and buy you a whole bunch of Spartans gear.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
So my parents are actually a Michigan fan.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know what, though, your dad's happy to keep you
in the state here, so he's probably excited at least
for you. So funny enough, my dad's side of the
family's all Michigan.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm actually a primary Wolverine.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Fan, Go Blue, Go Gold, and my mom's side of
the family's all state. So when I was really little,
my parents would swap me back and forth like for
weekends and just like, oh, we're going out.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Your cousin's gonna watch you, and she would dress me
up MSU gear behind their back and send photos of me.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh that's cute. Hey, can I tell you something. You're
gonna have more fun. It's more fun in East Lansing
than it is an ann Arbor. It's a pretty town.
Ann Arbor's pretty, but it's not as much fun for you.
So you'll have more fun there. We'll see at Harper's.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Okay, okay, thank you, all right, take care of yourself. What's up,
Jordan High big win last night? Too?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Hey, So I think you can turn your resolution into
a game for everybody else.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Oh, okay, go ahead, how long?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
How long is Modu gonna go before he caves in.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
To tell us?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Why?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You guys, I'll be honest, I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I don't Monday you ever.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Did you ever watch the old show Seinfeld when they
did the what was they called? Was it the uh
the contest or whatever it was? I think it was
they did. The contest was who is gonna go the
longest without taking care of themselves. I've never seen an
episode of sign Oh that's all. Honestly the only episode
you need, Kramer. Yeah, I'm done whatever. So all right, Jordan,
let's do this. Let's see how long this lasts. Okay,
(07:30):
all right, how how long will Mojo hold to this resolution?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Well, well, I know you already had to bring up
the Monday things so that you could throw that everybody. Look,
I already made it past Monday, so I'm doing better than.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Everybody, That is true, exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
All right, Hey, I'm gonna be more positive with myself
due Jordan's stop that.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Everybody else.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I love it, Thank you, buddy, I appreciate it. We
all should be more positive with ourselves.
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