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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the Morning show Phone numbers eight four
(00:02):
to four Joe Live eight four four, sixty six five
sixty five four eight. I'm almost ashamed to do this topic,
but Shannon's going to do a topic about paper dicks
making me horny. Well maybe you no, no, no, that's
what the title is. But I think it's based on
It's not based on you either.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's like a friend of yours.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But you guys saw the video that I sent to
the group chat of my friend's preschooler's classroom, and she
was volunteering in the classroom, and there was some sort
of art project that they did earlier in the day,
and they all had these art projects tucked away in
their cubbies. I think they made animals of some sorts,
so they were bigger than the space and the cubby,
(00:42):
so the tails were hanging out of of all the
kids' cubbies and they all looked like Tan Harry Dix
hanging out of the cubbies. Okay, And my girlfriend could
not help herself, so she's videotaping this and just dying
laughing as she's volunteering in the classroom, and she sends
it to our group chat and one of our other
friends in the group chat it's been a minute since
(01:05):
she has baked cookies, and her response to the video was,
is it bad that the paper dicks have me slightly horny?
It has gotten to that point where she was so
horny that the.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Paper dicks were turning her on.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I can't control my horny level.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Which, of course, you know, everything that we do, we
think of making it a topic. And so the topic
that I want to do is I'm so horny that
blank is turning me on.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Fill it in with something random.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I can tell when I'm horny, and I take testosterone.
So I'm on testosterone now, and testosterone has definitely amplified
my horny level. I am now at a point where
clouds all look like vagina.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Stop it are you do?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I look up at clouds.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Some of them are better looking than others, and there's
times where you look I swear to you, it's weird,
like you'll see that random thing like where you're like
up in the sky and go it looks like a vagina.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Never see stuff like that where you see cloud.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I have never seen a vagina cloud.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It does not horny though, that's the only you know
what that is? That's like? Is that? What's it called?
A work? That's what it is?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Interesting though that there are certain things too that you
can watch on television or has a song ever made
you guys horny?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
See?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's what does it to me all the time, certain songs.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Something random, like the condensation from a pop bottle. How
that water just drip off to the size slowly? That's
gotten me before. Hold on, you're just saying it like
you ever watched it slowly fall down like that and
play you all instrumental?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
What is the instrumental?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Slow sexy music? And so I just sat there and
watched it, like how far is it gonna go?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is it gonna go? All the way?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, grapefruits know anything melon?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Anything melon's read?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Anything melon related in the grocery store. I don't like
this topic. You're not you're not making love to a grapefruit? Though,
Please don't tell me that old food today, you guys,
my favorite food pickles, melons.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Can we stop with the food?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I'm just saying you hold two good turkey breasts together,
it's so good time.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
There is there is ah, there is an interesting thing too.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
There is an interesting thing though, to looking at certain things,
like I know, they used to always talk about how
what's her name, Jessica Rabbit used to make They say
that she was the number one cartoon character or animated
character that would make guys.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She was hot. She was definitely very hot.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But there are there are sometimes where you see like
a like a picture or something like that of a
of a I don't know what it might be like
an animated.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Thing that is kind of crazy. Yeah, listen, I'm not
in abustiality. But the First Lion King, there is this
scene where Nala and Symbol recognize who they are and
she lays back in this bed of grass and the
way she tucks her chin into her chests and her
eyes open up and it's like these green blue eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I've been in love of Nala all my life.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Really serious, huh No, but they no, she does not
have yellow eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I was obsessed with as a kid. I had eight
million dollar adults. I swear to God that was my
stuffed animals.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Everybody, you're both right, I think we can both agree
we were both right.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
She highs what what what what about you? Megan? What
what can you not con the smell of a new book?
You say, Nala when she tugs her chitted and opens
her eyes.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
But me saying the smell of a new book is
what's out of line here.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We're not the same. At least my thing moves mine
moves your mind. Desire speech.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Hi, hey all, you guys are making me think about
if the word moist?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh yeah, hey.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Do you ever get to a point where you get
so horny that something kind of gets you something random
for you?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. It really depends on the situation.
But sometimes just hearing certain words said by a certain person.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's like, oh, hey, now who is a certain person?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I want to know that he's my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
So he just randomly will say something like if he
calls you up and says what's for dinner?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Does that turn you on?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Ah? Sometimes I hate to say it, but it's true.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's bad. You know what?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's when you know that you got to just call
him up ahead of time and just say I'm having
that time right now and I want you to uh
to get home quick.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
What's up? Danny? Good morning?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Everybody? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And what's going on? So my person is Jason Bateman.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
I don't know what it is about him, but anytime
I see him, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Women love him, ready to go.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Bro, he's getting hot. Oh my god, is that new
movie on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
He was just in.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You know what's interesting is that he has made it
good for nerdy guys, like nerdy kind of dads.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Because he's not your stereotypical quote unquote.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Hot yeah actor, Yeah. What's up? Marissa?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hi? What's going on? Do you guys ever go into
the woods and see a hole in a tree?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Se a butthole?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Wait, like you've seen a hole in a tree and
the tree?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, I don't know. I don't know if this is
the top does she knows what she's doing. Do buttholes
make you horny?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Kind of you? Okay, be honest. I never knew women
into buttholes? Uh, Mika, what's up? Meka?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I was just calling in because I'm a little worried
about Kevin lately. Why because well, because before the whole
noll A comment and you know you're not into best reality,
they skitched over the whole comment that you made about
holding two chicken breasts together. And having a good time.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
They're name that way for a reason. You know what, Mika,
I know we missed out of that one too. He
just kind of was going and we purposely kept up.
It was rolling on that one. Lexi, what's up.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
It's Mojo in the morning, high Lexy ends we're doing okay.
We're talking about what what turned down? What made What's
the strangest thing that made you horny?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
It was a bottle of whiskey. It had like a
really long tapered neck and I saw it and I
only been in like two weeks since my husband and
I had big cookies, but I was so turned on.
I was just completely horny. And then I saw this
bottle and completely turned on.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Wow. And so it wasn't drinking the actual whiskey. It
was the look of the bottle.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
It was the look of the bottle. It was sitting
there and I was like, dam So I looked for
anything that was vibrating in my house work.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
At that point, we will say goodbye.
It's Mojo in the Morning show Phone numbers eight four
(00:02):
to four Joe Live eight four four, sixty six five
sixty five four eight. I'm almost ashamed to do this topic,
but Shannon's going to do a topic about paper dicks
making me horny. Well maybe you no, no, no, that's
what the title is. But I think it's based on
It's not based on you either.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's like a friend of yours.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But you guys saw the video that I sent to
the group chat of my friend's preschooler's classroom, and she
was volunteering in the classroom, and there was some sort
of art project that they did earlier in the day,
and they all had these art projects tucked away in
their cubbies. I think they made animals of some sorts,
so they were bigger than the space and the cubby,
(00:42):
so the tails were hanging out of of all the
kids' cubbies and they all looked like Tan Harry Dix
hanging out of the cubbies. Okay, And my girlfriend could
not help herself, so she's videotaping this and just dying
laughing as she's volunteering in the classroom, and she sends
it to our group chat and one of our other
friends in the group chat it's been a minute since
(01:05):
she has baked cookies, and her response to the video was,
is it bad that the paper dicks have me slightly horny?
It has gotten to that point where she was so
horny that the.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Paper dicks were turning her on.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I can't control my horny level.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Which, of course, you know, everything that we do, we
think of making it a topic. And so the topic
that I want to do is I'm so horny that
blank is turning me on.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Fill it in with something random.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I can tell when I'm horny, and I take testosterone.
So I'm on testosterone now, and testosterone has definitely amplified
my horny level. I am now at a point where
clouds all look like vagina.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Stop it are you do?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I look up at clouds.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Some of them are better looking than others, and there's
times where you look I swear to you, it's weird,
like you'll see that random thing like where you're like
up in the sky and go it looks like a vagina.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Never see stuff like that where you see cloud.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I have never seen a vagina cloud.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It does not horny though, that's the only you know
what that is? That's like? Is that? What's it called?
A work? That's what it is?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Interesting though that there are certain things too that you
can watch on television or has a song ever made
you guys horny?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
See?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's what does it to me all the time, certain songs.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Something random, like the condensation from a pop bottle. How
that water just drip off to the size slowly? That's
gotten me before. Hold on, you're just saying it like
you ever watched it slowly fall down like that and
play you all instrumental?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
What is the instrumental?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Slow sexy music? And so I just sat there and
watched it, like how far is it gonna go?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is it gonna go? All the way?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, grapefruits know anything melon?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Anything melon's read?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Anything melon related in the grocery store. I don't like
this topic. You're not you're not making love to a grapefruit? Though,
Please don't tell me that old food today, you guys,
my favorite food pickles, melons.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Can we stop with the food?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I'm just saying you hold two good turkey breasts together,
it's so good time.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
There is there is ah, there is an interesting thing too.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
There is an interesting thing though, to looking at certain things,
like I know, they used to always talk about how
what's her name, Jessica Rabbit used to make They say
that she was the number one cartoon character or animated
character that would make guys.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She was hot. She was definitely very hot.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But there are there are sometimes where you see like
a like a picture or something like that of a
of a I don't know what it might be like
an animated.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Thing that is kind of crazy. Yeah, listen, I'm not
in abustiality. But the First Lion King, there is this
scene where Nala and Symbol recognize who they are and
she lays back in this bed of grass and the
way she tucks her chin into her chests and her
eyes open up and it's like these green blue eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I've been in love of Nala all my life.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Really serious, huh No, but they no, she does not
have yellow eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I was obsessed with as a kid. I had eight
million dollar adults. I swear to God that was my
stuffed animals.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Everybody, you're both right, I think we can both agree
we were both right.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
She highs what what what what about you? Megan? What
what can you not con the smell of a new book?
You say, Nala when she tugs her chitted and opens
her eyes.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
But me saying the smell of a new book is
what's out of line here.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We're not the same. At least my thing moves mine
moves your mind. Desire speech.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Hi, hey all, you guys are making me think about
if the word moist?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh yeah, hey.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Do you ever get to a point where you get
so horny that something kind of gets you something random
for you?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. It really depends on the situation.
But sometimes just hearing certain words said by a certain person.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's like, oh, hey, now who is a certain person?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I want to know that he's my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
So he just randomly will say something like if he
calls you up and says what's for dinner?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Does that turn you on?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Ah? Sometimes I hate to say it, but it's true.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's bad. You know what?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's when you know that you got to just call
him up ahead of time and just say I'm having
that time right now and I want you to uh
to get home quick.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
What's up? Danny? Good morning?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Everybody? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And what's going on? So my person is Jason Bateman.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
I don't know what it is about him, but anytime
I see him, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Women love him, ready to go.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Bro, he's getting hot. Oh my god, is that new
movie on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
He was just in.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You know what's interesting is that he has made it
good for nerdy guys, like nerdy kind of dads.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Because he's not your stereotypical quote unquote.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Hot yeah actor, Yeah. What's up? Marissa?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hi? What's going on? Do you guys ever go into
the woods and see a hole in a tree?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Se a butthole?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Wait, like you've seen a hole in a tree and
the tree?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, I don't know. I don't know if this is
the top does she knows what she's doing. Do buttholes
make you horny?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Kind of you? Okay, be honest. I never knew women
into buttholes? Uh, Mika, what's up? Meka?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I was just calling in because I'm a little worried
about Kevin lately. Why because well, because before the whole
noll A comment and you know you're not into best reality,
they skitched over the whole comment that you made about
holding two chicken breasts together. And having a good time.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
They're name that way for a reason. You know what, Mika,
I know we missed out of that one too. He
just kind of was going and we purposely kept up.
It was rolling on that one. Lexi, what's up.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
It's Mojo in the morning, high Lexy ends we're doing okay.
We're talking about what what turned down? What made What's
the strangest thing that made you horny?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
It was a bottle of whiskey. It had like a
really long tapered neck and I saw it and I
only been in like two weeks since my husband and
I had big cookies, but I was so turned on.
I was just completely horny. And then I saw this
bottle and completely turned on.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Wow. And so it wasn't drinking the actual whiskey. It
was the look of the bottle.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
It was the look of the bottle. It was sitting
there and I was like, dam So I looked for
anything that was vibrating in my house work.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
At that point, we will say goodbye.
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