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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Mojo in the morning, shew, I'm kind of
having this dilemma. Uh in. The dilemma is, oh here,
let me grab real quick, Heidi. I'm gonna grab you first, Heidi,
because this is sweet. She called Lydia and just said, Hey, Lydia,
will you do something for me? Can you put me
through to Mojo? Heidi? How you doing good? How are
you good? What can we do for you?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I wanted to wish my daughter Vivian a happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
She's fourteen today birthday?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Are you driving her to school right now?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I am?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What's up? Can we talk to her?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, she's right here.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Vivian? What a name? Your name is? Vivian?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hey, Vivian. You know what, your mom was really smart
when she named you Vivian, because guess what, you're the
only Vivian in your class. Yeah, it's not going to
be like, hey, Vivian one, Vivian two, Vivian three, It's
one Vivian Vivian. Yeah, true, I love it. What are
you doing fourteen? What's going to be on the plans
for the fourteenth birthday? Today?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Today we're going to dinner and then we're going to
a haunted house.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's awesome. Where are we doing dinner? Because my birthday
dinner always was black Rock.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
We're going to Olive Gordon.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm excited. Yes, Joe's favorite restaurant. How many breadsticks do
you think you can down tonight? Hiding or thirteen hundred?
Have the best birthday? Tell everybody where do you go
to school? Because I want when you walk into school,
everybody to say happy birthday to Vivian. Wait, what where
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do you go to school?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Middle school?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
All right, so everybody there say happy birthday. I heard
Vivian on Mojo in the morning and Heidi, you have
a fantastic weekend too, you too.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And first time long time, two for one.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Cat, we love you. Take care, guys, thank you. I
have a little dilemma. I have a kind of a
thing and singing bro. I was waiting. I was going
to but then but then I think I figured that
he got a little kind of sniffy around kids, and
I didn't want him. That makes sense, so I sniffy
is great. I have a dilemma, and the dilemma is this,
(02:18):
I want to go up to Michigan State this weekend
to see my son and to tailgate, you know, go
watch the football game at his fraternity house. But I
really don't want to, Like, I want to just sit
on the couch because it's a seven o'clock game, and
if I go up seven thirty game, yeah, and if
I and we go up, we'll definitely only we'll be
going up at like noon and then it's like noon
(02:39):
till like nine ten o'clock. So I don't I'm not
going to the game, but I'm almost kind of contemplating,
do I just go early? Chelsea and I go early,
just hang out for a few hours, have some drinks,
and then leave.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
How much yolo do you have in your system right now?
There's no yolo. It's it's no love.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, now hang out with Luke. If you go there,
will he just be too busy? No, Luke loves it.
So Luke's Luke's fraternity has uh usually like to like,
there'll be a Theta Kai house party and you guys
would pull up. Oh yeah, I would come up there.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Know what you do because I'm going tomorrow to my
steps on as a cheerleader for Michigan State and so here. Yeah,
we're gonna go tomorrow. But I freaking hate that. It's
a night game. You should go in the afternoon, like
have lunch and hang out a couple of drinks and
get out of there before it starts to That's what
I'm kind of because you know what, he probably no funds.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I know he loves hanging out with you.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
He probably wants to hang out with his friends for
the game anyway, but for you to hang out at
his house in the afternoon would be funny.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, I was thinking about that. I was thinking about
hitting a couple of tailgates, you know what I mean,
like go and eating you know, people's food and then
get out of there.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Pull me.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Huh, you're gonna pull over. I was gonna be. I
only want to.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Go to MSU tomorrow because I want to see a
couch get burned down once we meet.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Once we beat Michigan.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, I never got to see. I really never beat
Michigan when I was at MSU.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's a sight to see. I know, I've never seen
a couch get burned down. You never they Michigan State
never beat Michigan when you were at Michigan State.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Uh No, maybe twenty twenty one they did my first
year freshman year, they were back at home, but I
never got to see it again.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Do they only do it when they beat Michigan? Because
when I was there, they we were burning couches, and.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I don't know, maybe the times are different, but I've
never seen a couch get burned down.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I've always wanted to. I Uh, I'll be honest with you.
I think that it's always good to burn a couch.
Went in Farmington before we came over here. So well
we did, we did. We did beat prior house shard
and show remember that we did that. We It was
not a good idea, but because especially the carcinogens in
those couches. But no, but I wanted to tell you
that if you see some of the furniture that these
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kids have in some of these houses and these apartments,
those those things, probably bed budgs needs to get burned. Yeah,
speaking of that, what was the story that one of
our promo people told you about House.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
I I've been to a couple of frat parties and
they've been chill, like, it's not been crazy or anything
like that. But Sierra was telling me, and she went
to Michigan State. She was at a club and the
Q Dogs, Omega SI five, these the guys that were
the Purple and the Gold. They the dogs. So when
you see them, they call it strolling. So a bunch
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of them are out, they're all in the line, they're moving.
They got the Atomic Dog playing, that's their song, and
they're strolling. They're moving into group and Q's stump like
that's their biggest thing. It's more of an aggressive stroll.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, they're stumping. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
So she's on the first level. The strolling is taking
place above her. She said they were strolling so hard
that the ceiling caved in. Wow, she got trapped in
Their ambulance had to come.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
She had a concussion. She ended up suing the club.
They shut the club down.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I'm like, bruh, I haven't heard many crazy like sorority
party frat party stories, but that one is insane.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
That's wild. I always wonder when these uh people have
like parties on the the These homes are old, like
these old fraternity houses, and they have these balconies and
they're all hanging off these balconies. I'm like, man, that
is not Let's say, were these bars and stuff there
there that have been that were built like you know,
when like Washington was the president and stuff. They ready
(06:20):
to collapse. Yeah, it's like the East wing right right,
You're just gonna come down, just just like it. What's up, Ben?
How you doing?
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Good? Good morning guys. Sorry Bianca, you're not gonna see
no couch burned.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Down, bleeding blue, Go blue, listen to you, huh go
blue blue. By the way, Michigan better win because I'm
gonna tell you this right now, after that Oklahoma game
and that USC game and don't look too good.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Yeah, I'm calling it now twenty eight.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Seven, I think, and I see a zero wins right now.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Wait, no, then they win early in the season, they won,
or they've they've won. They're big in the Big I
was in the Big ten.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah, I would love our first way to be
against Michigan.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's all you need. I hate to say it. I mean,
I mean, and you know it could happen.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
They'll have to really pull something out of their sleeve.
I don't think their offense is going to be able
to stay on par as long. Their defense is going.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
To die out. You should have a show on ninety.
You sound like a sports guy there, can I let
me go hook me up? Mojo? I will yeah, be
Blenny and Ben hanging out there in their hold on.
Uh is it? Hannah?
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Yeah good?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I watcha what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
In twenty twenty one, I was a sophomore at MSU
and we had we were on campus for like the
Michigan Michigan State game day and we won. I remember
like walking through campus home from the tailgate after the game,
and there were multiple burned couches, cars were being flipped.
It was complete chaos. And then later that night we
go out and like we passed that street where Harper's
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and we're says, and there are just like so many
girls wearing tank tops and barely anything, and it's like
twenty degrees.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
You just now convinced me I'm staying for the game.
I'm going out there by the way, Can I say something, Hannah,
As a dad of a Michigan State spartan, if my
son gets my car flipped over because he parks in
an area where they do that, I will come up
and beat the living spit out of every Spartan that
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does that thing. Can you imagine being the parent of
one of those kids whose cars just got flipped? That
would be crazy. I would be like, that's my freaking
Chevy Cruise stay farm and covering it. Yeah, that's that's nuts.
Well you guys, you spartans. I'll tell you what, man,
you guys do know how to cause some violence. So
we saw we saw that on the on the field
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and the tunnel at Uh, what's up, Katie? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
After you go tailgating, just head on over to it.
We're just we're just about ten minutes from me planting
on my comfy chairs and we'll have the wine and
we'll watch it like grown up.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You know what. I like that, Katie, tell me this
is where you guys are. You guys are tailgating over there.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Well, we chailigate and then we go back to the
house because we're grown everybody burns, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I like it. I got invited to yours. I just
got invited to Ken Gutman's one of my buddies tailgates.
I want to Uh yeah, we'll do. We'll have to
stop by. That's your kind of a tailgate, Shannon, the
ones where the wine is. I mean that sounds lovely.
I think you can't whine at a tailgate.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Like And I've got four magnums from Cooper.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Talk magimums a different night. Big guys, I thought they
were like condoms. I thought I was with you. Kevin
hold On Bee wants to be voice this guys. What's up?
B Hello?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yeah, so I went to I never went to Missian State,
but somebody that I went to with high school miss
st and it has sexual Miles Bridges.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Wait wait, stop a second, hold on, stop for one second.
Out of the blue, we're talking about going up and
partying this weekend and you're just saying, they say my
friend had sex with Miles Bridges. That's better than burning
a couch.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It was.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
It was.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
It was the funniest thing I ever heard in my life.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
The leg broke her back.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wait wait, he had sex with He had sex with
her and her back got broke allegedly, yes, allegedly.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
How can you can't break somebody's back by doing a
baker ber six nine? And she was like like five
four or five? Oh my god, that's crazy. Wow. Now
thank you for saying this. I'm never having sex with
my wife again. She's gonna be like, if I got
a risk getting in my back broke? She was gonna say, Bridges,
what's going on? Carlito? What's up?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
First time, long time later on the road, So, hey,
I just wanted to share that I'm going to the
game tomorrow. It's going to be my first time deilgating,
and so I just wanted to tell Bianca, like, Hey,
if you stop by where we're meeting, I will totally
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give you free food.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
To be cooking. Carlita, what are you going to have?
So my name is Coriita.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Sorry, no worries so far?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I know that.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Then you no worries? Uh, We're having I started tackles
and shrimps and meatballs all things.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but Karita, Bianca can't go. She's
going to get magnums over at the other That's hilarious.
I'm just kidding. That sounds like a great party. Thank
you for the invite, Karita. Tell Lydio where you guys are.
What's up? Courtney?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Hi, good morning and go Blue Gol.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I'm wondering they save money.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
We have it.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
On Monday. Can we say that again? Time carved out
on Monday?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yes, time carved out on Monday for an ass Juice
and Luke update.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
On we can tell me we got to schedule it
is we you know what that's actually not a bad idea.
My problem with ask Juice is getting him on a
Friday when he doesn't have class on Monday. I think
I could get him because he has to wake up
for an eight o'clock class. So that would say you'll.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Get him like a case of beer if he goes
on the.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Radio, and a case of bear is nothing to ask Juice.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Do you see update from ass juice exactly?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, I like it. I love it. Thank you, Courtney,
I appreciate you.