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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yesterday, I had I don't know how many hours is
this one o'clock till six o'clock in the evening doctor's appointments.
So I'm like fast tracking to get the shoulder surgery
done because I tore something in my shoulder.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
By the way, if you watch us on a Facebook
live or if you've been watching us for the past
two weeks since you fell down the stairs at Harper's
at Michigan State, you can see everybody can see you
clutching your shoulder, like that's how much pain your is?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I have no, I have minimal movement in there. But
it's going to get operated on. It's going to be good.
So I was doing the doctor's appointments for a while
yesterday and then afterwards I met or Chelsea. I called
Chelsea up and Chelsea was having a girl's night out
and Chelsea said, Hey, why don't you come out for
my girls night out? And I'm like, nah, I don't
(00:51):
want to do that. I don't want to do it intrude.
And She's like, just come out. We got nothing at home,
we're all hanging out, you know, come out and hang
out with me and the friends. So I was kind
of like you know what, I'm gonna do that anytime
I can hang out with my wife and her friends.
I like hanging out with vaginas. There's just something about it,
young man. You will one day too, So I was excited.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Let me say this to you.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Girls' nights out are way more fun than guys nights out.
When girls get together, and this is for any guys
that have guys nights out. When guys get together, we
just sit there and hemn haw about you know whatever.
We don't talk about anything. It's like a bunch of nothing.
And yeah, you know what you do. Like if they're
(01:37):
guys are golfers, they talk about golf the entire time.
If the guy's an outdoors guy, he talks about outdoors.
If the guy's got nothing going on, he talks about nothing.
So women, you guys talk about everything. I learned more
about who's had plastic surgery, who wants plastic surgery, who's
getting divorced, way more conversation, got caught cheating, who's doing
(02:02):
Like I literally I was sitting there listening to Chelsea
in her friend you know, friends talking and I felt
like I was part of the team, Like I felt
like I was in this group, and I thought to myself,
I should officially become a girl.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Night out guy. You should be a girl's girl.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I should be a girl's girl. So this is the
part where I got in trouble. So it got to
a conversation, A part of the conversation, and I don't
know how it came up where Chelsea said, I'm giving
Tom that's me mojo permission that when I die, he
can start dating right away. So she says this, and
(02:40):
I can remarry. She said, I could remarry Asa, yes,
And it used to be that that was not the case.
It used to be that I had to wear her
ashes around my neck for at least a year. Now
it's no longer that I can actually get remarried.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So she told all her friends.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
These are all her really good girlfriends, so they were
witnesses to this whole thing. And I sat there the
entire time thinking to myself, kind of a morbid conversation,
but definitely benefiting me, Like you know what I mean,
Like I'll be in mourning losing my wife. I love her,
but I will have somebody to mourn with by doing this.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Are we sure she didn't just say this because she's
now more confident you can't get somebody.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, because no, Because here's where the conversation went. Then
the conversation turned when Leah, Chelsea's best friend, says to Chelsea,
I think that if Tom were to be single, because
you were to die, he's definitely going to marry Chelsea's
other friend, Sean, who is a divorced woman right now.
(03:45):
And as soon as I heard that, I made the
mistake of not thinking before I spoke.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Sean was not there.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Sean lives in another state. I quickly said, yeah, I
think so too, Like you had pondered this, I had
not pondered it. But remember, I'm just one of the
girls on a girl's night out, know.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But what I'm saying is how quickly you agreed and
answered meant you've thought about this before.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well, probably not thought about it, but I did think
to myself, Okay, I'm alright with that. She's a very
attractive woman and she's a nice person. I'm fine with
it if she But here's the thing. If she would
have said other friends of hers I and I did,
I said, and then they said, wow. Chelsea quickly goes
call Chelsea, by the way, will you call it Chelsea
(04:36):
and just see if she's up right now. Chelsea by
the way, says Chelsea, by the ways. Wow, that was
pretty quick, and I'm like, oh god, So I quickly
had to come back with an answer and maybe not
the best, and I said, or your friend Mandy and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I did bro drinking on girls night.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
They I was drinking old fast, not very girly drink,
but they were drinking ranch waters and wine and stuff
like that. So it was so, hold on, here's here's
my wife, Chelsea here right now. Hi, Chelsea, how are you, ChEls?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
She's very low. I can't Zach. Is she up?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yes, sir, oh, Zach's really low. To turn the station up, guys, Sorry, guys,
we have we're having issues with uh the audio here
where we can't hear you. Guys very well, Zach, say
hi to Chelsea and talk to Chelsea.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Because of Chelsea, think that she's on the phone with nothing.
How are you?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I miss you? How's everything? I gotta turn the station up.
I'm about to the conversation. I agree.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Cut them off.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Cut them off, Zach, No, it's not it's it's whatever
the how they're pumping the station back to us.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
We're not getting very much. Wait can you hear us?
We can hear you. Oh there you go? Hi, Hi,
Cheles Hi. How you doing honey?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I was just talking about our girls night out last night.
It was fun, yes, And I had told these guys
the conversation about you giving me permission to get remarried
if God forbid that something happens to you, right, So
(06:32):
I was just mentioning these guys. The conversation got a
little awkward when Leah said that she thinks that I
would marry Sean.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
And and he hasn't even let Yeah, you didn't even
let her finish the last name. You completed it for
her because clearly that is who you would like to
remarry if God forbid.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
No die.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
So if I do die, I think everyone should look
into the cause of death.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
So we look at you song. No, this will be
a dateline NBC. No, but no it was. But I
also then threw out the Mandy Uh possibility to so
I just wanted to make sure that it's it's not.
You know, I don't want you to there's multiple options,
but I do want you to know that Chelsea, I've
(07:21):
I've thought about this long and hard from last night.
If anything should ever happen to you, I promise I
will not get remarried.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Okay, it's never gonna happen. Listen, I'll be dead.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I don't care what you can do, what you want.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be a celibate. I think
I'm gonna join the I'm gonna be the next pope.
I'm gonna they're gonna they're gonna nominate me for Pope.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
John, Hello, what's up? John?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Are you come a second that you're not?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Don't be You are so good, John. You would never
answer a question like that, would you. Absolutely, he's supposed
to be mourning. All he thinking about is money.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Probably, I know Chelsea doesn't want me to be lonely.
What's up, Angie? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I knowd you? I'm good.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
How are you guys good? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He still out loud. You should just kept that comment
to yourself and thought about it.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
And let it simmer there for a minute. But then no,
you let it out.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The problem was I was with the girls, and the
girls were all getting me excited over the fact that
we were just hanging out with each other.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We were having drinks and cocktails and stuff. It was
too much fun.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
By the way, Chelsea, I like your girls' nights out.
I want to hang out with you guys more often.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Is that? Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Now you lost it one and done.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But Jesse, what about He's got to be the d
D for the next couple of weeks, right, Yes, I
can't drink.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Well now, okay, he'll be unpaid medication and he can't drive.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
So yeah, God, it's going to get worried. I know,
Port Chelsea. Do you know? Do you know how many surgeries?
Chelsea has? Has? Too many? She has two knee surgeries. Okay, yeah,
maybe I.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Picked this whole thing back. Maybe you do need to
be single because I'm the one that's dealt with all
of your.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Two knee surgeries, bicep muscle surgery, hard surgery, now a
shoulder surgery. I think there's there is not a part
of my body that hasn't been cut open.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You're about to be the six million dollar man. Did
you drink milk as a key too much? I drink
a lot of I drink a cow. Rob, what's going on? Rob?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
The wining guys?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Morning Megan love you so much. You love you?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
What were you thinking?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Like that? That is the It was a setup from
the word go. When she invited you already had their
their lessons predetermined, and you dove right into it. So
what I needed you to do is I need you
to play your own drop that you played for the
five or sixty five. Use a dumb MF. What go ahead.
(10:14):
That's what you are right now. You fail full up.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah that's true. All right, thank you, buddy, say I did. Chelsea.
By the way, Rob.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Rob, say, Chelsea, hey call forgive them please, I've read
for eighteen years. Please give him a break.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I do every day.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I love you, Chelse. I'll talk to you later, all right,
all right,
Yesterday, I had I don't know how many hours is
this one o'clock till six o'clock in the evening doctor's appointments.
So I'm like fast tracking to get the shoulder surgery
done because I tore something in my shoulder.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
By the way, if you watch us on a Facebook
live or if you've been watching us for the past
two weeks since you fell down the stairs at Harper's
at Michigan State, you can see everybody can see you
clutching your shoulder, like that's how much pain your is?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I have no, I have minimal movement in there. But
it's going to get operated on. It's going to be good.
So I was doing the doctor's appointments for a while
yesterday and then afterwards I met or Chelsea. I called
Chelsea up and Chelsea was having a girl's night out
and Chelsea said, Hey, why don't you come out for
my girls night out? And I'm like, nah, I don't
(00:51):
want to do that. I don't want to do it intrude.
And She's like, just come out. We got nothing at home,
we're all hanging out, you know, come out and hang
out with me and the friends. So I was kind
of like you know what, I'm gonna do that anytime
I can hang out with my wife and her friends.
I like hanging out with vaginas. There's just something about it,
young man. You will one day too, So I was excited.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Let me say this to you.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Girls' nights out are way more fun than guys nights out.
When girls get together, and this is for any guys
that have guys nights out. When guys get together, we
just sit there and hemn haw about you know whatever.
We don't talk about anything. It's like a bunch of nothing.
And yeah, you know what you do. Like if they're
(01:37):
guys are golfers, they talk about golf the entire time.
If the guy's an outdoors guy, he talks about outdoors.
If the guy's got nothing going on, he talks about nothing.
So women, you guys talk about everything. I learned more
about who's had plastic surgery, who wants plastic surgery, who's
getting divorced, way more conversation, got caught cheating, who's doing
(02:02):
Like I literally I was sitting there listening to Chelsea
in her friend you know, friends talking and I felt
like I was part of the team, Like I felt
like I was in this group, and I thought to myself,
I should officially become a girl.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Night out guy. You should be a girl's girl.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I should be a girl's girl. So this is the
part where I got in trouble. So it got to
a conversation, A part of the conversation, and I don't
know how it came up where Chelsea said, I'm giving
Tom that's me mojo permission that when I die, he
can start dating right away. So she says this, and
(02:40):
I can remarry. She said, I could remarry Asa, yes,
And it used to be that that was not the case.
It used to be that I had to wear her
ashes around my neck for at least a year. Now
it's no longer that I can actually get remarried.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So she told all her friends.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
These are all her really good girlfriends, so they were
witnesses to this whole thing. And I sat there the
entire time thinking to myself, kind of a morbid conversation,
but definitely benefiting me, Like you know what I mean,
Like I'll be in mourning losing my wife. I love her,
but I will have somebody to mourn with by doing this.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Are we sure she didn't just say this because she's
now more confident you can't get somebody.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, because no, Because here's where the conversation went. Then
the conversation turned when Leah, Chelsea's best friend, says to Chelsea,
I think that if Tom were to be single, because
you were to die, he's definitely going to marry Chelsea's
other friend, Sean, who is a divorced woman right now.
(03:45):
And as soon as I heard that, I made the
mistake of not thinking before I spoke.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Sean was not there.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Sean lives in another state. I quickly said, yeah, I
think so too, Like you had pondered this, I had
not pondered it. But remember, I'm just one of the
girls on a girl's night out, know.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But what I'm saying is how quickly you agreed and
answered meant you've thought about this before.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well, probably not thought about it, but I did think
to myself, Okay, I'm alright with that. She's a very
attractive woman and she's a nice person. I'm fine with
it if she But here's the thing. If she would
have said other friends of hers I and I did,
I said, and then they said, wow. Chelsea quickly goes
call Chelsea, by the way, will you call it Chelsea
(04:36):
and just see if she's up right now. Chelsea by
the way, says Chelsea, by the ways. Wow, that was
pretty quick, and I'm like, oh god, So I quickly
had to come back with an answer and maybe not
the best, and I said, or your friend Mandy and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I did bro drinking on girls night.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
They I was drinking old fast, not very girly drink,
but they were drinking ranch waters and wine and stuff
like that. So it was so, hold on, here's here's
my wife, Chelsea here right now. Hi, Chelsea, how are you, ChEls?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
She's very low. I can't Zach. Is she up?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yes, sir, oh, Zach's really low. To turn the station up, guys, Sorry, guys,
we have we're having issues with uh the audio here
where we can't hear you. Guys very well, Zach, say
hi to Chelsea and talk to Chelsea.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Because of Chelsea, think that she's on the phone with nothing.
How are you?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I miss you? How's everything? I gotta turn the station up.
I'm about to the conversation. I agree.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Cut them off.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Cut them off, Zach, No, it's not it's it's whatever
the how they're pumping the station back to us.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
We're not getting very much. Wait can you hear us?
We can hear you. Oh there you go? Hi, Hi,
Cheles Hi. How you doing honey?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I was just talking about our girls night out last night.
It was fun, yes, And I had told these guys
the conversation about you giving me permission to get remarried
if God forbid that something happens to you, right, So
(06:32):
I was just mentioning these guys. The conversation got a
little awkward when Leah said that she thinks that I
would marry Sean.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
And and he hasn't even let Yeah, you didn't even
let her finish the last name. You completed it for
her because clearly that is who you would like to
remarry if God forbid.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
No die.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
So if I do die, I think everyone should look
into the cause of death.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
So we look at you song. No, this will be
a dateline NBC. No, but no it was. But I
also then threw out the Mandy Uh possibility to so
I just wanted to make sure that it's it's not.
You know, I don't want you to there's multiple options,
but I do want you to know that Chelsea, I've
(07:21):
I've thought about this long and hard from last night.
If anything should ever happen to you, I promise I
will not get remarried.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Okay, it's never gonna happen. Listen, I'll be dead.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I don't care what you can do, what you want.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be a celibate. I think
I'm gonna join the I'm gonna be the next pope.
I'm gonna they're gonna they're gonna nominate me for Pope.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
John, Hello, what's up? John?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Are you come a second that you're not?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Don't be You are so good, John. You would never
answer a question like that, would you. Absolutely, he's supposed
to be mourning. All he thinking about is money.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Probably, I know Chelsea doesn't want me to be lonely.
What's up, Angie? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I knowd you? I'm good.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
How are you guys good? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He still out loud. You should just kept that comment
to yourself and thought about it.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
And let it simmer there for a minute. But then no,
you let it out.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The problem was I was with the girls, and the
girls were all getting me excited over the fact that
we were just hanging out with each other.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We were having drinks and cocktails and stuff. It was
too much fun.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
By the way, Chelsea, I like your girls' nights out.
I want to hang out with you guys more often.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Is that? Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Now you lost it one and done.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But Jesse, what about He's got to be the d
D for the next couple of weeks, right, Yes, I
can't drink.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Well now, okay, he'll be unpaid medication and he can't drive.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
So yeah, God, it's going to get worried. I know,
Port Chelsea. Do you know? Do you know how many surgeries?
Chelsea has? Has? Too many? She has two knee surgeries. Okay, yeah,
maybe I.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Picked this whole thing back. Maybe you do need to
be single because I'm the one that's dealt with all
of your.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Two knee surgeries, bicep muscle surgery, hard surgery, now a
shoulder surgery. I think there's there is not a part
of my body that hasn't been cut open.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You're about to be the six million dollar man. Did
you drink milk as a key too much? I drink
a lot of I drink a cow. Rob, what's going on? Rob?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
The wining guys?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Morning Megan love you so much. You love you?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
What were you thinking?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Like that? That is the It was a setup from
the word go. When she invited you already had their
their lessons predetermined, and you dove right into it. So
what I needed you to do is I need you
to play your own drop that you played for the
five or sixty five. Use a dumb MF. What go ahead.
(10:14):
That's what you are right now. You fail full up.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah that's true. All right, thank you, buddy, say I did. Chelsea.
By the way, Rob.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Rob, say, Chelsea, hey call forgive them please, I've read
for eighteen years. Please give him a break.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I do every day.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I love you, Chelse. I'll talk to you later, all right,
all right,
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