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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning Mojo in the Morning Show. Good to have
you guys here with us. Today is a big day.
It is Kevin's birthday.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah and uh.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
In honor of Kevin's birthday, we have some special guests
that are going to be joining the show today. Lydia
made it such a great birthday for Kevin and gave
him a birthday themed party here today, which is interesting
because you know sometimes you like when you're a kid,

(00:29):
you would have like your Star Wars party, or you'd
have Frozen parties for your kids or something like that.
I remember as a kid, I always had Batman parties
like that was always mine, Like.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
My little Pony was my little pony me too.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Also, that was one that to my family would always
do it, and we always would go to friendlies and
get ice cream and stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Have you ever been to a friendlies before? I've never
heard of. Oh my god, friendlies.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Know that if they're around, there might be like one
or two.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
By the way, do you see this?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
On a totally side note, before I get to cass
special guests that's going to be joining us.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Did you see that Carvel? You've heard of Carvel? Right,
I haven't. Carvell is an ice cream place. They are.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
They're known for their Carvel cakes in Cinnabon have combined
powers together to do a Carvel Cinnabun stores, and they're
doing Carvel Cinnabon ice cream, Cinnabon treats.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
They're opening one in Troy.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Are they really right next to Summerset?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Do you know how?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I keep driving past it and I see the big sign,
but I don't think they've opened.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Do you know how much calories are going to go
into that store? Like just alone driving by that store
is going to put cellulite on your mind.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Carvell is big with celebrities, right, don't they give you
like they give celebrities a card? I think so, like
a gold card or something that they could go in
and get anything they want anytime.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Put that in sports terms, Carvel and Cinnabon immersion together
is like what it's.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Carvell and Cinnabon together is like Lebron teaming up with
Luca with Luka Dancic.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, yeah, when tid you guys had a Cinnabon.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh God, I just want this, honestly, I want the
frosting the middle party.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Once you got to the middle.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Would you ever peel them Aparton on layer him.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm weirdo, and you're gonna make fun of me for
how I ate them. I cut them with a fork
and a knife.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
What I know you would eat them with a fork
and a knife because they're so gooey. I hate that boogie.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You gotta get jokes. Yes, well, here's the deal. We
have a special guest for Kevin on his birthday.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Lydia did a themed party for you, which is really nice.
Your theme party this year is make Birthdays Great Again
party and it is a President Donald Trump themed birthday
party that she's thrown for you.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Lydia does not know me.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I think I think she knows that you are. There's
somebody that likes to just make things great and so
she figured, you know, there's gonna be a terra free
birthday for you here today and on the phone with us.
It's great because it's gonna make sure it's not your birthday.
It's gonna bring out the angry It's gonna bring out
the angry Texters again that are gonna say that.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
We're brought to you by Fox News.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Please welcome, ladies and gentlemen, The President of the United States,
Donald J.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Trump is morning, good morning, Happy birthday to you. You
make the Pistons play better to Happy Birthday, Dear keV.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
He's my favorite hype man.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
So much have to.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Rhyme when you're the president. It doesn't have to run,
it doesn't have to run.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Thank you, mister President.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
You've been doing a tremendous job.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
I have to say, keV.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I mean, they beat the Knicks last night.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's a fact. Listen, mister President.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
If I could ask for one thing for my birthday,
it is for you to buy me a cake, and
I want Evanka to pop out of you.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Well there you go, Okay, I'm not gonna blame you
there now one of my daughters really is President Trump?
I know, Kevin Puts is everybody in magnation Mojo.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Ken's coming in the studio on the cake, the pictures like,
that's my favorite one.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
What do you got there? That one? Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
The Trump the gold Trump sneakers on top of you.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
What he's got, President Trump? You have?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Is it orange frosting?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
You have signed so many different new like proclamations.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Or whatever, executive orders, a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Can you make an executive order for keV? Like Can
we do something for him.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
I'm going to sign an executive order that makes keV
the best person in the world today.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
That you can't think of anything? Just that was great?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
What what he's careful? I'm gonna slap it.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
You know what, he's got to deal with all these
hysterical women every morning. Yes, So, Devin, he's doing a
hell of a job holding it together.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
He is. I thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
He's struggling this week though, because Megan is not here
for him. So and I think that that's been a
tough week for Megan.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Took the week off.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
She's Please tell me she's not doing the surgery.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
What's surgery?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Nothing, No, there's no surgery going on. Actually, I think
she's helping a family member movie. She's the only person
I know. She's the only person I know that she's.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Only the only family member with a truck.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's what I think it is. But she's the only
person I know.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
It takes a week off and has to like do
something for a family member like that she needs, like
a nice vacation or something when she's going.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
On a send her to beaches or something.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I know we got to do something for her. Can
you deport her to a nice foreign.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I'm going to deport her.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Speaking of that, speaking of that, hold on a second,
hold on.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
This is Dad Old Trump. And while we're deporting people, keV,
be careful, we might deport you right back to the LCA.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
That just be the Bistons announcement.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
All right, Eric, it's great to have it in my authority.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's great to have you on. I know Kevin's loving this.
But we actually do have some special guests for Kevin later.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Nervous nerv is great.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and don't do
anything illegal because we got we got everybody watching.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I got the ground.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's right. Watch out, Pam BONDI will come after him,
won't she.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
All right, We'll talk to you later. Eric, I love you, buddy.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Lays Kif's comments are not classified as the illegal imports
in Windsor Thanks a lot of government officials.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
This is mojo in them. Morning. Kevin. Kevin, it's been
such a good day with you. Oh man, it's just
getting started.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It is just getting started. What explain? Explain what that
is on your cake? What is the cake?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
There?

Speaker 5 (07:10):
There are ass emojis with a cell phone between the
cheeks and there's a person calling and the name on
it is Lydia.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Why what how do you get a person to make
a cake like that for you?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
You got to be doing the right things.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Only the executive producer of this radio show can get
a booty cake for cav Hold.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
On birthday party to real quick.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hold on, keV, keV, your sister is on the phone.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Birthday, Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday,
Happy day.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Wow, that's a beautiful voice.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
He love you.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
That is a beautiful voice. We're having Oh my god, No.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
We are not.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
We are not.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Wait what is she doing?

Speaker 6 (08:13):
What?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
She wants me to have a love show? Bro wants
to wait?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Wait, she wants you to like host a love show
on like for the love of ray J flavor of love.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
She wants me to do love that bad bitches.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Together.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
It's one. Yeah, my god, God, Melinda, that's a wonderful idea.
We need them.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Wonderful idea.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Love you if our promotions departments listening, Crystal, love you.
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