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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Speaking of the weather. Yesterday seventy and sunny today forty
four degrees and crappy training right now here?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yep? You know this is just bs. We put up
with so much crap in our lives living here. We
got teams that don't never win a championship. We've got
drivers that are complete morons. We got potholes all over
the place. We got what do we got?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We do have good pizza we got I mean, I
think Detraite sal pizza is great pizza, and occasionally at
Coney Island Greek salad ain't too bad too, all right?
We got the food. We got no good weather. This
weather is just asinine and I'm done already, can't stand
it by the time that it hits April the fifteenth.
(00:57):
And I'm having to pay my taxes right now. The
government should give me money back for the bad weather.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Don't you think you are in a crotchity mood?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
What you really are?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I almost killed myself this weekend because you were. You
showed me so much love yesterday. You were worried about
me as soon as I showed you that big mark
on my on my back, and then I show it
to her. She texts me, are everything okay? You know?
What's the doctor's appointments today? She's back to being mean, Shannon,
Are you gidding?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
This is it's winter, it's called it's spring, it's rainy,
it's summer, it's hot, it's fall.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Make up your mind? Is there a season you actually
wake up? It's not winter? This is spring? But is
there a season you absolutely like? I don't like spring.
Springs is my least favorite. I like July. It's the
season of July. That's about it that I like. Is
the only month that's consistent. No, I love the heat.
I love heat. I'm not gonna lie to you, even
(01:55):
as a fat dude sweating his ass off, I'm fine
with it. I'll get into air conditioning. You know. I
lived in Arizona for eight years did though. No, it
wasn't a dry heat. It was sweltering. It was like
going into an oven, that's how dry that heat was.
But can I be honest with you, I actually was.
It was consistent. You knew exactly what it was going
to start and you knew exactly what it was going
(02:16):
to end. Living in you know, Michigan and growing up
in Chicago, like I did you don't know the consistency
of there's no consistency of this weather to Florida. Florida,
I love it, No, Muggy. The only thing I don't
like about the only thing I don't like about Florida
is they don't pull over for emergency vehicles literally ambulances
(02:39):
and cop cars and stuff. They never pull over because
I think they're all wanted by the law. And uh.
In number two, I think the food blows there, so
I think the food's horrible.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
What you don't need another margaritaville.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, they're all crap. By the way, I apologize to
my Bronco fans. You're right, the Western Michigan Broncos chimpions, yes,
and of course the Ohio State buck Eys champions. I
was kind of hoping that JD. Vans yesterday when he
dropped that that thing would have destroyed the statue or
(03:13):
the trophy so that they couldn't display it at their school.
What's going on, Melissa? What's happening? Hey, Mojo? How are
you this morning? Don't ask? Don't thank you Melissa for caring.
I'm great, Melissa. What's going on? Thank you? I feel
you like this weather? Is awful.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Let's get Michigan sucks like I'm depressed.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's all it's seriously, it's not pure Michigan pure bite
my ass. That's you know what I mean. They ran
those commercials for so long telling us to go to
you know, Luoding Tinah. The last thing in the world
I want to do is hang out in Luddington. But
if I go up there, If I go up there,
I have even worse weather than I have here. You know, A, yeah,
(04:00):
you have a good day, thank you. I appreciate that.
I like the rain.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I just don't like when it's freezing rain and then
it's seventy degrees later in the day and then it's
back down to thirty.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, because I get excited to wear like sandals and
a short sleeve shirt with my jeans and like hang
out outside.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Yeah, but I also do appreciate the weather that keeps
my toes inside my shoes so I don't have to
paint them.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Ugh. I don't know what do you? What do you?
You're you're a masochist or something. There's something going on.
What happened to you that you like all this bad weather?
You like all the depressing movies and documentaries.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I think rain is calming. I don't like driving in
the rain or the snow. I want to make that clear,
Like that part sucks. So if you like spend a
lot of time in your car at your job, I
can understand why you would hate that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
But I just think it's calming.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Oh it's the worst in the summertime when you get
too hot and I'm sweating and I'm naked, you can't
get cooler, Like that sucks, but you can always cozy
up and cuddle up and get warmer, start a fire.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're the person that moves to that place in Alaska
that has no sunlight if they would pay me to
live out there, or it has it has no dark darkness, right,
isn't it? Yeah? Yeah, it's like really, what's up, Calvin? Hey,
how're you going, Calvin? Calvin's on the phone. What's going on? Calvin?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I mean upon the weather. I'm a big fan of
the unpredictability. My parents lived down in Florida. They moved,
you know, a little over a decade ago, and I
just can't deal with you know, you're always gonna have
to do what's on your schedule, and sometimes here in
this unpredictability. You might have a really busy week and
you just need that day of relaxation, and the weather's
the only thing that might give you that day of
(05:44):
relaxation because you know, yeah, playing and it's all supposed
to be nice. And then that one day of unpredictability
gives you that day of relaxation that you might need.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Or you know, yesterday, that day, yesterday was that day
that yesterday, everybody was in such a great mood. I'm
telling you yesterday you could have gotten laid by anybody
because everybody was in such a good mood, you know
what I mean. Everybody was out, everybody was having the
time of It was like the best day ever. Megan
Stadion all.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Day, everybody's dog scotwalks everything.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, stay in that same sentence, you know, talking about
that Basically, if you do have an off day, that
next day you're going back out, You're refreshed, you're ready.
It's going to make that next day better instead of
having to do three days in a row just you know, busy, busy.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, you know what, it is interesting that when you
have one day out of the month that is great.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
You know, you had a better day than most people yesterday,
like you were out in the heat, gross, I was inside.
I took a nap and I ate a bumpy cake
for dinner.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
For lunch. That's pure Michigan. I had chips and sulls
and bumpy cake. That was my dinner winning bumpy cake
and a bed, pure Michigan.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
No, that's the worst part about moving here, my obsession
with bumpy cake.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Oh Aaron High.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hey, oh Jo.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I was up across the bridge last week and they
have six plus inches of snow up there. Are you
kidding me? Can you drive the Macanaw Bridge with six
plus inches of snow on it? I would think that
would kill you.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well, not like on the bridge, but like once you get.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Across and get farther up north, it's oh yeah, yeah.
Those people are nuts too. The people that live up
in the Up, you guys are just insane.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I don't know what happened for them. I think it
was overnight. They everybody got that crazy alert on their
phones that lived in the Up that there was an earthquake.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Really, did you hear this storythquake? No, it was a
huge mistake.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
The cell carrier, like some sort of cell there was
some sort of cell tower mix up and the California
cell towers. I don't know how it happened, but truly
people got an alert that there was an earthquake.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
They're getting snow today, did you know that? I mean
that they're getting snow in the up today and they
just got done with that ice storm that knocked all
their power off. What's going on? Nela?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Hey, I just have two small comments. So first, Shannon mean.
Shannon is a complete oxymoron, because Shannon is not mean.
And then secondly, Mojo, you are killing me today with
all your comments. Peer bite my ass like that was
up it?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Would she love to hear Tim Allen say that.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, I would absolutely love to hear that.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Thank you, Nella, I appreciate it. You're welcome, all right,
take care of yourself.
Speaking of the weather. Yesterday seventy and sunny today forty
four degrees and crappy training right now here?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yep? You know this is just bs. We put up
with so much crap in our lives living here. We
got teams that don't never win a championship. We've got
drivers that are complete morons. We got potholes all over
the place. We got what do we got?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We do have good pizza we got I mean, I
think Detraite sal pizza is great pizza, and occasionally at
Coney Island Greek salad ain't too bad too, all right?
We got the food. We got no good weather. This
weather is just asinine and I'm done already, can't stand
it by the time that it hits April the fifteenth.
(00:57):
And I'm having to pay my taxes right now. The
government should give me money back for the bad weather.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Don't you think you are in a crotchity mood?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
What you really are?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I almost killed myself this weekend because you were. You
showed me so much love yesterday. You were worried about
me as soon as I showed you that big mark
on my on my back, and then I show it
to her. She texts me, are everything okay? You know?
What's the doctor's appointments today? She's back to being mean, Shannon,
Are you gidding?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
This is it's winter, it's called it's spring, it's rainy,
it's summer, it's hot, it's fall.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Make up your mind? Is there a season you actually
wake up? It's not winter? This is spring? But is
there a season you absolutely like? I don't like spring.
Springs is my least favorite. I like July. It's the
season of July. That's about it that I like. Is
the only month that's consistent. No, I love the heat.
I love heat. I'm not gonna lie to you, even
(01:55):
as a fat dude sweating his ass off, I'm fine
with it. I'll get into air conditioning. You know. I
lived in Arizona for eight years did though. No, it
wasn't a dry heat. It was sweltering. It was like
going into an oven, that's how dry that heat was.
But can I be honest with you, I actually was.
It was consistent. You knew exactly what it was going
to start and you knew exactly what it was going
(02:16):
to end. Living in you know, Michigan and growing up
in Chicago, like I did you don't know the consistency
of there's no consistency of this weather to Florida. Florida,
I love it, No, Muggy. The only thing I don't
like about the only thing I don't like about Florida
is they don't pull over for emergency vehicles literally ambulances
(02:39):
and cop cars and stuff. They never pull over because
I think they're all wanted by the law. And uh.
In number two, I think the food blows there, so
I think the food's horrible.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
What you don't need another margaritaville.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, they're all crap. By the way, I apologize to
my Bronco fans. You're right, the Western Michigan Broncos chimpions, yes,
and of course the Ohio State buck Eys champions. I
was kind of hoping that JD. Vans yesterday when he
dropped that that thing would have destroyed the statue or
(03:13):
the trophy so that they couldn't display it at their school.
What's going on, Melissa? What's happening? Hey, Mojo? How are
you this morning? Don't ask? Don't thank you Melissa for caring.
I'm great, Melissa. What's going on? Thank you? I feel
you like this weather? Is awful.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Let's get Michigan sucks like I'm depressed.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's all it's seriously, it's not pure Michigan pure bite
my ass. That's you know what I mean. They ran
those commercials for so long telling us to go to
you know, Luoding Tinah. The last thing in the world
I want to do is hang out in Luddington. But
if I go up there, If I go up there,
I have even worse weather than I have here. You know, A, yeah,
(04:00):
you have a good day, thank you. I appreciate that.
I like the rain.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I just don't like when it's freezing rain and then
it's seventy degrees later in the day and then it's
back down to thirty.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, because I get excited to wear like sandals and
a short sleeve shirt with my jeans and like hang
out outside.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Yeah, but I also do appreciate the weather that keeps
my toes inside my shoes so I don't have to
paint them.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Ugh. I don't know what do you? What do you?
You're you're a masochist or something. There's something going on.
What happened to you that you like all this bad weather?
You like all the depressing movies and documentaries.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I think rain is calming. I don't like driving in
the rain or the snow. I want to make that clear,
Like that part sucks. So if you like spend a
lot of time in your car at your job, I
can understand why you would hate that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
But I just think it's calming.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Oh it's the worst in the summertime when you get
too hot and I'm sweating and I'm naked, you can't
get cooler, Like that sucks, but you can always cozy
up and cuddle up and get warmer, start a fire.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're the person that moves to that place in Alaska
that has no sunlight if they would pay me to
live out there, or it has it has no dark darkness, right,
isn't it? Yeah? Yeah, it's like really, what's up, Calvin? Hey,
how're you going, Calvin? Calvin's on the phone. What's going on? Calvin?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I mean upon the weather. I'm a big fan of
the unpredictability. My parents lived down in Florida. They moved,
you know, a little over a decade ago, and I
just can't deal with you know, you're always gonna have
to do what's on your schedule, and sometimes here in
this unpredictability. You might have a really busy week and
you just need that day of relaxation, and the weather's
the only thing that might give you that day of
(05:44):
relaxation because you know, yeah, playing and it's all supposed
to be nice. And then that one day of unpredictability
gives you that day of relaxation that you might need.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Or you know, yesterday, that day, yesterday was that day
that yesterday, everybody was in such a great mood. I'm
telling you yesterday you could have gotten laid by anybody
because everybody was in such a good mood, you know
what I mean. Everybody was out, everybody was having the
time of It was like the best day ever. Megan
Stadion all.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Day, everybody's dog scotwalks everything.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, stay in that same sentence, you know, talking about
that Basically, if you do have an off day, that
next day you're going back out, You're refreshed, you're ready.
It's going to make that next day better instead of
having to do three days in a row just you know, busy, busy.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, you know what, it is interesting that when you
have one day out of the month that is great.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
You know, you had a better day than most people yesterday,
like you were out in the heat, gross, I was inside.
I took a nap and I ate a bumpy cake
for dinner.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
For lunch. That's pure Michigan. I had chips and sulls
and bumpy cake. That was my dinner winning bumpy cake
and a bed, pure Michigan.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
No, that's the worst part about moving here, my obsession
with bumpy cake.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Oh Aaron High.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hey, oh Jo.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I was up across the bridge last week and they
have six plus inches of snow up there. Are you
kidding me? Can you drive the Macanaw Bridge with six
plus inches of snow on it? I would think that
would kill you.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well, not like on the bridge, but like once you get.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Across and get farther up north, it's oh yeah, yeah.
Those people are nuts too. The people that live up
in the Up, you guys are just insane.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I don't know what happened for them. I think it
was overnight. They everybody got that crazy alert on their
phones that lived in the Up that there was an earthquake.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Really, did you hear this storythquake? No, it was a
huge mistake.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
The cell carrier, like some sort of cell there was
some sort of cell tower mix up and the California
cell towers. I don't know how it happened, but truly
people got an alert that there was an earthquake.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
They're getting snow today, did you know that? I mean
that they're getting snow in the up today and they
just got done with that ice storm that knocked all
their power off. What's going on? Nela?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Hey, I just have two small comments. So first, Shannon mean.
Shannon is a complete oxymoron, because Shannon is not mean.
And then secondly, Mojo, you are killing me today with
all your comments. Peer bite my ass like that was
up it?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Would she love to hear Tim Allen say that.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, I would absolutely love to hear that.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Thank you, Nella, I appreciate it. You're welcome, all right,
take care of yourself.
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