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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. I think
there are two things that you cannot do anymore nowadays
that were fun things that you could do in the past.
And the biggest reason why ring cameras. One is you
can't ding dong ditch anymore. Ding dong ditching is no
longer something that you can get away with because you
(00:23):
know who the little fat kid was that ring that doorbell.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Or some disgruntled a hole is going to shoot you.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, that's true.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That probably, honestly is something that I'd be more worried about.
But my parents getting the phone call in uh from
the neighbors, the Krasnowski's, saying, your son is ding dong
ditching my house.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I remember when they called my house and my dad goes,
my son's not fast enough.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's when my dad said to him, that was great,
it was.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
My son's not yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And then the other one is what happened to Shannon,
And that is which is at this time of the year,
the big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Booing is the big deal.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you guys all know what booing is?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Booing?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay, so we love doing it at our house. Lucy
and Smith's sixth grade, second grade, like we've already started
gathering our booing supplies for this year. And it's when
you make a list of people, like you know, classmates, neighbors, whatever,
and you we do bags of like candy or treats
or whatever, and you try to stealthily go up to
their porch or their doorstep and leave the bag of candy.
(01:33):
You can knock or ring the doorbell, but get away
without being seen. Okay, okay, So normally we amp it
up and we do disguises and we army crawl like
on the lawns and make it like a whole fun thing. Well,
the other night, luc and I were actually sitting outside
on the front porch, which is so funny that it
even happened this way, and her and I are talking.
We were doing a puzzle, I think, and all of
a sudden I heard somebody scream you got booed or
(01:57):
something like that, and so you know, magically, there's a
bag of candy at our door on the side of
the house. And so Lucy is like, who booed us?
Like she wanted to know who it was that left
all this candy. So I go in my I have
a blink outside of blink cameras outside the same thing
(02:17):
as a ring camera, and I go in the blink
app and we're looking and it's a mom and a
little boy that I have never seen before. So I'm
looking and I show it to Lucy. I go, do
you know who that boy is? And she's like no,
So I call Smith down. I'm like, Smith, who's this boy?
(02:37):
And he's like, oh, no, we got booed by strangers,
which is very kind but also creeps me out big time.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
You had kids like that's creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Are they new neighbors? Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, I don't know who they are.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
In our old sub the old woodlands of West Bloomfield,
we used to have the whole sub would boot and
I didn't know like half the neighbors, and we would
have that. But a lot of times that was your
way of kind of getting to know neighbors. But but
we you would get like the boo thing, like where
and then later you'd have like people that would just like,
go right, I booed you, and oh you're the people
(03:17):
that did that, hope, But that's interesting. So you don't
even know who they are, you know, will you eat
the candy or all?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So we're not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
There was individually wrapped oreos in there, and I definitely have.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I am not passing up a Halloween oreo.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, it's so funny because here we are.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I think it's great we tell our kids, you know,
don't take candy from a stranger.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
That's what you do when you trick or treat. You
don't know everybody that you trick or treat at their house.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But that's one night a year that you allow yourself
to have your kids get poisoned by somebody. The rest
of the time. But it is kind of funny, though.
How you know the booing thing will work because I'm
afraid to walk up to anybody's door because exactly what
you said about somebody shooting you. I'm afraid that there's
some crazy neighbor that you're like, I want to go
(04:05):
boo the nice neighbors down the street, and the guy's
got himself like a.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You know, I'm being robbed.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You know, you don't know what somebody's stuff is, but
care it's so sad that we have to think this way.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
We can't go back a living. How are the oreos? Though?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, delicious, hold on misfit Tony. Could you imagine going
to Tony's house and booing, Tony.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Hey, hey, hey, listen, man, what's going on family this y'all?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
How are you? Buddy?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
This y'all? Man, I'm great. I'm so good at the dog.
Don't say they dog, don't say?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Do they bow on in West Michigan?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I don't know. But yesterday, speaking of green cameras, so
my lawn tear company was out and they were cutting
back my bushes for the winter and cutting all the
flowers and stuff down like they do every year. And
so they sent the new guy and he's out here pissed,
(05:03):
and I got the whole thing called ring camera, I
get the alert. I listened, and he's out here cutting
up the store light. They got me out here cutting
down the wrong stuff and I shouldn't be cutting this
h all right? Yeah, And so I come across the
camera on the ring camera, I'm like, yo, bro, what's
(05:24):
going on? I said, I just heard your whole conversation.
You're upset about doing your job, and he goes, oh, no, no, no,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He goes, I was just complaining
that I shouldn't be cutting down this really pretty shrub.
You got right here and they got it on the
(05:46):
list for me to cut down. And like that's the
thing with ring cameras. You can't get away.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You can yeah yeah you yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
So to your point, there are great things and no
being don ditch. I don't even pass out candy because
I don't want to be the creepy neighbor where somebody says,
well I went to his house and something happened.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well, that's an interesting question.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Should single guys pass out or with no kids like
people with no kids pass out candy? Or do you
look creepy when you're passing out candy?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Well, I tell you, mo Joe. One year, I was
passing out candy and there was some fine ass mom.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm that's just yeah, I'm.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Telling you what. God love, No, I know there's some
fine ass mom.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I don't know. I kind of get that. But it
is interesting though.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You know, if you're misfit Tony and you're the single
good looking guy in the neighborhood, are you okay to
be passing candy out to kids or is that the
house that all the fine as moms are.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
To be fair?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Usually you don't know, like, unless you're a very tight
knit neighborhood, you don't know that it's the single dad.
Like it could just be dad and mom's taking the
kids out tri or treating.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, chel, what's upright?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So I just wanted to comment about the.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Whole booing thing.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I have a police radar.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I know Kev's a little confused about the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But don't worry, keV. It's a white people thing.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We make up it so we don't get both throughout
the year, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Right by the way, so good, so good do you bow?
Do you boo?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
On?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
In the east side of Detroit? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Like the east side of Detroit. A you're going up
somebody's at door and leaving a little package. Can This
is the first time I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Definitely not in that area.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So I actually live in Westwomb Beach, Florida, but I'm
from Harrison Township, Michigan, and I listen to you guys
every morning.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, boy, that boy you made a move up huh
Harrison Township to West Palm Beach.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Nice yeah, baby, Happy holidays, guys, And I start the holidays.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
At Halloween that would be.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Holiday. I am not ready for that yet less than days.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
So New Years we had a we had a neighbor
that would boo and they they own and I don't
want to say the business, but you guys all know
the business. They booed with like propaganda of their business.
Like it basically was, you know, flyers and stuff for
their business.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It was rare.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
So it was like, that's called soliciting it. It's not
the same.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
And I remember Chelsea would go to the door. Oh
look at that. Hold on and you're going there.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There's not one bit of candy and the entire thing,
or if there was candy, it was cheap candy like
twitsy Rolls.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Since he's got me through some time, ye rolls.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Fat ones they I don't like those. They give it
away for free at Planet Fitness. It is not the
candy I want booed with. I want Snickers bars. Give
me every single six y rolls, the.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Blue ones, the vanilla ones. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I loved booing so much that in the summertime, my
friends in the neighborhood and I were like, oh, let's
start to summer booth things so we put a basket together.
We typed up something on a paper like, oh, welcome
to Summer Fun for kids. We ding dong ditched. We
watched them as they went on the computer to look
up summer fun for kids. It was a porn site.
(09:16):
So I got you, ounded, I got my mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
We're like, why did you Why did you guys do this?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
We were like no, we were just trying to be
like
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Bob starting the boobs.
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. I think
there are two things that you cannot do anymore nowadays
that were fun things that you could do in the past.
And the biggest reason why ring cameras. One is you
can't ding dong ditch anymore. Ding dong ditching is no
longer something that you can get away with because you
(00:23):
know who the little fat kid was that ring that doorbell.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Or some disgruntled a hole is going to shoot you.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, that's true.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That probably, honestly is something that I'd be more worried about.
But my parents getting the phone call in uh from
the neighbors, the Krasnowski's, saying, your son is ding dong
ditching my house.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I remember when they called my house and my dad goes,
my son's not fast enough.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's when my dad said to him, that was great,
it was.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
My son's not yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And then the other one is what happened to Shannon,
And that is which is at this time of the year,
the big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Booing is the big deal.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you guys all know what booing is?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Booing?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay, so we love doing it at our house. Lucy
and Smith's sixth grade, second grade, like we've already started
gathering our booing supplies for this year. And it's when
you make a list of people, like you know, classmates, neighbors, whatever,
and you we do bags of like candy or treats
or whatever, and you try to stealthily go up to
their porch or their doorstep and leave the bag of candy.
(01:33):
You can knock or ring the doorbell, but get away
without being seen. Okay, okay, So normally we amp it
up and we do disguises and we army crawl like
on the lawns and make it like a whole fun thing. Well,
the other night, luc and I were actually sitting outside
on the front porch, which is so funny that it
even happened this way, and her and I are talking.
We were doing a puzzle, I think, and all of
a sudden I heard somebody scream you got booed or
(01:57):
something like that, and so you know, magically, there's a
bag of candy at our door on the side of
the house. And so Lucy is like, who booed us?
Like she wanted to know who it was that left
all this candy. So I go in my I have
a blink outside of blink cameras outside the same thing
(02:17):
as a ring camera, and I go in the blink
app and we're looking and it's a mom and a
little boy that I have never seen before. So I'm
looking and I show it to Lucy. I go, do
you know who that boy is? And she's like no,
So I call Smith down. I'm like, Smith, who's this boy?
(02:37):
And he's like, oh, no, we got booed by strangers,
which is very kind but also creeps me out big time.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
You had kids like that's creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Are they new neighbors? Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, I don't know who they are.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
In our old sub the old woodlands of West Bloomfield,
we used to have the whole sub would boot and
I didn't know like half the neighbors, and we would
have that. But a lot of times that was your
way of kind of getting to know neighbors. But but
we you would get like the boo thing, like where
and then later you'd have like people that would just like,
go right, I booed you, and oh you're the people
(03:17):
that did that, hope, But that's interesting. So you don't
even know who they are, you know, will you eat
the candy or all?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So we're not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
There was individually wrapped oreos in there, and I definitely have.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I am not passing up a Halloween oreo.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, it's so funny because here we are.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I think it's great we tell our kids, you know,
don't take candy from a stranger.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
That's what you do when you trick or treat. You
don't know everybody that you trick or treat at their house.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But that's one night a year that you allow yourself
to have your kids get poisoned by somebody. The rest
of the time. But it is kind of funny, though.
How you know the booing thing will work because I'm
afraid to walk up to anybody's door because exactly what
you said about somebody shooting you. I'm afraid that there's
some crazy neighbor that you're like, I want to go
(04:05):
boo the nice neighbors down the street, and the guy's
got himself like a.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You know, I'm being robbed.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You know, you don't know what somebody's stuff is, but
care it's so sad that we have to think this way.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
We can't go back a living. How are the oreos? Though?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, delicious, hold on misfit Tony. Could you imagine going
to Tony's house and booing, Tony.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Hey, hey, hey, listen, man, what's going on family this y'all?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
How are you? Buddy?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
This y'all? Man, I'm great. I'm so good at the dog.
Don't say they dog, don't say?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Do they bow on in West Michigan?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I don't know. But yesterday, speaking of green cameras, so
my lawn tear company was out and they were cutting
back my bushes for the winter and cutting all the
flowers and stuff down like they do every year. And
so they sent the new guy and he's out here pissed,
(05:03):
and I got the whole thing called ring camera, I
get the alert. I listened, and he's out here cutting
up the store light. They got me out here cutting
down the wrong stuff and I shouldn't be cutting this
h all right? Yeah, And so I come across the
camera on the ring camera, I'm like, yo, bro, what's
(05:24):
going on? I said, I just heard your whole conversation.
You're upset about doing your job, and he goes, oh, no, no, no,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He goes, I was just complaining
that I shouldn't be cutting down this really pretty shrub.
You got right here and they got it on the
(05:46):
list for me to cut down. And like that's the
thing with ring cameras. You can't get away.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You can yeah yeah you yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
So to your point, there are great things and no
being don ditch. I don't even pass out candy because
I don't want to be the creepy neighbor where somebody says,
well I went to his house and something happened.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well, that's an interesting question.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Should single guys pass out or with no kids like
people with no kids pass out candy? Or do you
look creepy when you're passing out candy?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Well, I tell you, mo Joe. One year, I was
passing out candy and there was some fine ass mom.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm that's just yeah, I'm.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Telling you what. God love, No, I know there's some
fine ass mom.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I don't know. I kind of get that. But it
is interesting though.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You know, if you're misfit Tony and you're the single
good looking guy in the neighborhood, are you okay to
be passing candy out to kids or is that the
house that all the fine as moms are.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
To be fair?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Usually you don't know, like, unless you're a very tight
knit neighborhood, you don't know that it's the single dad.
Like it could just be dad and mom's taking the
kids out tri or treating.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, chel, what's upright?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So I just wanted to comment about the.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Whole booing thing.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I have a police radar.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I know Kev's a little confused about the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But don't worry, keV. It's a white people thing.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We make up it so we don't get both throughout
the year, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Right by the way, so good, so good do you bow?
Do you boo?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
On?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
In the east side of Detroit? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Like the east side of Detroit. A you're going up
somebody's at door and leaving a little package. Can This
is the first time I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Definitely not in that area.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So I actually live in Westwomb Beach, Florida, but I'm
from Harrison Township, Michigan, and I listen to you guys
every morning.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, boy, that boy you made a move up huh
Harrison Township to West Palm Beach.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Nice yeah, baby, Happy holidays, guys, And I start the holidays.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
At Halloween that would be.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Holiday. I am not ready for that yet less than days.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
So New Years we had a we had a neighbor
that would boo and they they own and I don't
want to say the business, but you guys all know
the business. They booed with like propaganda of their business.
Like it basically was, you know, flyers and stuff for
their business.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It was rare.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
So it was like, that's called soliciting it. It's not
the same.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
And I remember Chelsea would go to the door. Oh
look at that. Hold on and you're going there.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There's not one bit of candy and the entire thing,
or if there was candy, it was cheap candy like
twitsy Rolls.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Since he's got me through some time, ye rolls.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Fat ones they I don't like those. They give it
away for free at Planet Fitness. It is not the
candy I want booed with. I want Snickers bars. Give
me every single six y rolls, the.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Blue ones, the vanilla ones. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I loved booing so much that in the summertime, my
friends in the neighborhood and I were like, oh, let's
start to summer booth things so we put a basket together.
We typed up something on a paper like, oh, welcome
to Summer Fun for kids. We ding dong ditched. We
watched them as they went on the computer to look
up summer fun for kids. It was a porn site.
(09:16):
So I got you, ounded, I got my mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
We're like, why did you Why did you guys do this?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
We were like no, we were just trying to be
like
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Bob starting the boobs.
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