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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, is Mojo in the morning. We've talked before
about how Shannon lives in a fish bowl. Her house
is just pure windows. Well, it had to happen. What happened, Shane, Oh,
it's happened before.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I've talked about it before, but it just happened again recently,
so I'm bringing it up again. But the night before
my husband Wes left for his trip todas on right now,
we had a fire going and we were cuddling on
the couch in the front room, which is windows like
(00:32):
on three sides essentially, And so yes, MiG and I
know you're parfing. But one thing, no, I didn't do
any Where's that sexy music. And so before we knew it,
we were both naked on the couch and did not care.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh good for you.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
This is like ten, I would say, ten o'clock at night,
ten thirty, I say, we didn't care until somebody walking
their dog one million.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Person spotted us.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And I didn't even see this this person, I don't
know if it was a man or a woman.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
But Wes West dove.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
For the floor like he was trying to escape a gunfire.
I have never seen him do this before. It was
so funny, but definitely got caught. And he just left me.
He didn't even drag me down with him, just left
me there.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I almost think you make it vulnerable the room with
all the windows, right, what.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Was the well, we were on the couch.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But how do I say it when you're when you're moving.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Positions, you're you're not as you know, out of view
as you think you are.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You self admitted that you guys have done this before.
But I almost think you want to get caught. Is
there something well before.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I remember it was up in my bedroom and we
just didn't pull the blinds.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So we were in the right place.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But you have talked in the past about how like
the you know, then somebody has walked by when you
like walk naked in front of your thing?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, but haven't done that?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I mean, yeah, me, I'm not walking down naked for
my neighbors.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
If you pass by your front door and somebody's standing
there dropping off a door dash tasty, I'm running naked.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's to go to the laundry room to go get
something that. Have you ever done that pool parts?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Maybe I had to, but it's like it's one has
anybody ever seen their neighbors having sacks eight four four
Mojo live eight four four six six five six five
for eight because they're they're having sacks in front of windows.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This is, by the way, not a time to be
walking dogs. We talked about that yesterday. So when West
fell to the ground.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
He didn't fall fall he dove? Did he dive on
did he dive on his on his penis?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't believe. I don't believe he was hurt.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It was that would hurt. Yeah, it's like a kickstand.
For God's sakes, Oh my god, what if he got
a run? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, he didn't appropriate. I appreciate your con.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Texts.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Text nine five five zero zero Texture here seven seven
three four says, why is it that in my neighborhood
is just the fat neighbors that are the ones?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It really is? It's always the old people who are
doing it the most, and like the ugliest people.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I don't feel like you are the hottest people that
get it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
On as much as you do. It is wild.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
H Another texture here will to call some of these textures.
You can call us two four eight or whatever the
number is. This is two four eight but our numbers
eight four four Mojoe Live person Hair says that they
have sex on purpose in front of their windows, hoping
that their neighbors see them because it turns them on.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I am not like that at all.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's just just kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I wanted to see it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
They would ask, Yeah, we'll just get a webcam.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That is to me.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I don't know if I ever wanted, like, I turned
the lights off when I'm having sex.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
We had myself, Yeah, we have all the lights off.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The only light in the room was from the fire.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
What's going after that? How you doing, buddy? It's mudge
on the morning firing only thing? Crack Hi buddy, cracking
that crass? Yeah you know what's up buddy?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Oh god, boy, I got a I got a crazy story.
I was a camel sar. I used to go door
to door and I walked up to this, uh this house.
Storm door was closed, interior door was open, and the
lady was on top of the dude getting down and
I the dude saw he stopped. She looked back and
told me I need to come back when her husband
(04:47):
gets home with my husband wild, my jaw dropped.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I couldn't believe, I said, I said, what he said,
come back with my husband.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
I said, nope, I'm believing.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I turned around walk off.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
You know, I school, I saw everything. It was nice,
but it was nice.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Hey wait a second, what did you say you do
door to door? What were you selling or doing?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
I was, I was. I was working for a home
improvement company, so I was trying to was it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The windows guys?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I love.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I love the window salesmen that come door to door
and go, your windows are bad, and they're telling you
all this stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Windows, roof, all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, oh my god, that's fantastic. How much do you
lie to get a sale? How much do you lie
to get a sale?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
To be honest, I don't have to lie to get
a sale. I got skills in it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I love I had one of you guys come to
my house after a year after I got a new roof,
telling me I needed a new room.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It was like, yeah, we walked by, we could see
that you needed a roof. I'm like, hey, bastard, I
just got.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
A new room.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Oh yeah, you gotta talk to the company that did
the roof for you. Then this, Yeah, it might not
be a good job for you.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I would have gone back to that house because I'm
sure that that woman was probably just saying that as
a joke. But I would have gone back to that
house to see if she wasn't joking, to see if
it really was she was having sex with some guy
that wasn't her husband.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
I could get next if anything?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
That's funny. Do you make a good point, though, Mojoor?
How many times do we.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Lie to people to get them off from soliciting, like
get them away from us or whatever? And what if
the two of them were just cackling like, ha ha,
he believed us, He's gone, let's keep going.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Uh, Claire, you walked in on what This wasn't neighbor though, was.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It, Claire?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
No, it was not a neighbor. But I'm a nurse
and have had patients have their significant.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Other or whoever in the room.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
And we walked in on patients having sex in the hospital.
In the hospital, what are.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
They in for? What kind of a This was.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Several years ago, so the cake passing on the cake
is that this specific patient that I'm thinking of, she
was pregnant and her water was actually already broke, which is.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Even more having sex when your water is broken and
you're trying to keep your baby in.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
No, you can that, And so that was a big no, no,
big no, no, pretty disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, man, thank you for a call. Listen to this one.
Hare Nebra. I believe that's how you pronounce your name.
Is it nebra? It's nebrah nebrah hi nebrah.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Yeah, Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
What happened to you?
Speaker 9 (07:52):
About thirty years ago? Me and my husband in our
bedroom heaving sex, and I could right by the window
so I could see out the window, and I saw
these headlights coming towards our house. Somebody stole a car, crashed,
they were getting chased, crashed their car into our car
(08:12):
in our yard, and please were there everything? I mean,
obviously we had to run out, you know, we stopped
and ran outside, like, uh.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You stopped that poor guy got.
Speaker 9 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Did you guys ever catch back up where you left
off after everything left?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Every all the cops left.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
Well, yeah, we have four kids, so yeah we did.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Okay, y yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Even worse, by the way, even worse than seeing your
neighbor having sex is seeing what Laurel saw.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Laurel what did you see your neighbor doing?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I used to live in New York and I had
a neighbor I could see from my window every single
day he would be touching himself then with the window
open and an iPad propped up on his chest.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Oh watching, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I think like we decided that it was a kink
of his. I guess I really don't know, but like
it was all three of us girls, we were all
like in our twenties in our New York apartment, and
we decided to write on a note and put it
in the window saying we can see you, please close
your blinds, And he never did anything about it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Exactly how long did y'all watch? But we wouldn't be honest.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
We watched. We watched once we turned off all the lights.
And then one time we had a party, so we
had a bunch of people over our apartment and he
was for sure doing it right in the bedroom. So
we got the entire party together and we're like, all right, everyone,
we're turning the lights off. You can see our little,
our little side show next time.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's why, for some reason, honestly, watching two ugly people
having sex is one thing. Watching one either ugly or
good looking person. Masturbating is the worst. I could not
imagine that.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It just is not the most good looking man ever.
I mean, trust me when I say that. But we
would know when his girlfriend would be out of town.
Every time she would leave, that's when he would do it.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Oh that's awful man.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
At least he was doing that and not like the
other couple, and there was some rando there.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I don't know. I would rather watch the other couple.
I'm watching a guy do that to them himself. Yeah, yeah,
never cute
All right, is Mojo in the morning. We've talked before
about how Shannon lives in a fish bowl. Her house
is just pure windows. Well, it had to happen. What happened, Shane, Oh,
it's happened before.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I've talked about it before, but it just happened again recently,
so I'm bringing it up again. But the night before
my husband Wes left for his trip todas on right now,
we had a fire going and we were cuddling on
the couch in the front room, which is windows like
(00:32):
on three sides essentially, And so yes, MiG and I
know you're parfing. But one thing, no, I didn't do
any Where's that sexy music. And so before we knew it,
we were both naked on the couch and did not care.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh good for you.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
This is like ten, I would say, ten o'clock at night,
ten thirty, I say, we didn't care until somebody walking
their dog one million.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Person spotted us.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And I didn't even see this this person, I don't
know if it was a man or a woman.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
But Wes West dove.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
For the floor like he was trying to escape a gunfire.
I have never seen him do this before. It was
so funny, but definitely got caught. And he just left me.
He didn't even drag me down with him, just left
me there.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I almost think you make it vulnerable the room with
all the windows, right, what.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Was the well, we were on the couch.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But how do I say it when you're when you're moving.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Positions, you're you're not as you know, out of view
as you think you are.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You self admitted that you guys have done this before.
But I almost think you want to get caught. Is
there something well before.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I remember it was up in my bedroom and we
just didn't pull the blinds.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So we were in the right place.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But you have talked in the past about how like
the you know, then somebody has walked by when you
like walk naked in front of your thing?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, but haven't done that?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I mean, yeah, me, I'm not walking down naked for
my neighbors.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
If you pass by your front door and somebody's standing
there dropping off a door dash tasty, I'm running naked.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's to go to the laundry room to go get
something that. Have you ever done that pool parts?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Maybe I had to, but it's like it's one has
anybody ever seen their neighbors having sacks eight four four
Mojo live eight four four six six five six five
for eight because they're they're having sacks in front of windows.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This is, by the way, not a time to be
walking dogs. We talked about that yesterday. So when West
fell to the ground.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
He didn't fall fall he dove? Did he dive on
did he dive on his on his penis?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't believe. I don't believe he was hurt.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It was that would hurt. Yeah, it's like a kickstand.
For God's sakes, Oh my god, what if he got
a run? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, he didn't appropriate. I appreciate your con.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Texts.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Text nine five five zero zero Texture here seven seven
three four says, why is it that in my neighborhood
is just the fat neighbors that are the ones?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It really is? It's always the old people who are
doing it the most, and like the ugliest people.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I don't feel like you are the hottest people that
get it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
On as much as you do. It is wild.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
H Another texture here will to call some of these textures.
You can call us two four eight or whatever the
number is. This is two four eight but our numbers
eight four four Mojoe Live person Hair says that they
have sex on purpose in front of their windows, hoping
that their neighbors see them because it turns them on.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I am not like that at all.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's just just kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I wanted to see it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
They would ask, Yeah, we'll just get a webcam.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That is to me.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I don't know if I ever wanted, like, I turned
the lights off when I'm having sex.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
We had myself, Yeah, we have all the lights off.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The only light in the room was from the fire.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
What's going after that? How you doing, buddy? It's mudge
on the morning firing only thing? Crack Hi buddy, cracking
that crass? Yeah you know what's up buddy?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Oh god, boy, I got a I got a crazy story.
I was a camel sar. I used to go door
to door and I walked up to this, uh this house.
Storm door was closed, interior door was open, and the
lady was on top of the dude getting down and
I the dude saw he stopped. She looked back and
told me I need to come back when her husband
(04:47):
gets home with my husband wild, my jaw dropped.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I couldn't believe, I said, I said, what he said,
come back with my husband.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
I said, nope, I'm believing.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I turned around walk off.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
You know, I school, I saw everything. It was nice,
but it was nice.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Hey wait a second, what did you say you do
door to door? What were you selling or doing?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
I was, I was. I was working for a home
improvement company, so I was trying to was it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The windows guys?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I love.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I love the window salesmen that come door to door
and go, your windows are bad, and they're telling you
all this stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Windows, roof, all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, oh my god, that's fantastic. How much do you
lie to get a sale? How much do you lie
to get a sale?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
To be honest, I don't have to lie to get
a sale. I got skills in it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I love I had one of you guys come to
my house after a year after I got a new roof,
telling me I needed a new room.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It was like, yeah, we walked by, we could see
that you needed a roof. I'm like, hey, bastard, I
just got.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
A new room.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Oh yeah, you gotta talk to the company that did
the roof for you. Then this, Yeah, it might not
be a good job for you.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I would have gone back to that house because I'm
sure that that woman was probably just saying that as
a joke. But I would have gone back to that
house to see if she wasn't joking, to see if
it really was she was having sex with some guy
that wasn't her husband.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
I could get next if anything?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
That's funny. Do you make a good point, though, Mojoor?
How many times do we.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Lie to people to get them off from soliciting, like
get them away from us or whatever? And what if
the two of them were just cackling like, ha ha,
he believed us, He's gone, let's keep going.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Uh, Claire, you walked in on what This wasn't neighbor though, was.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It, Claire?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
No, it was not a neighbor. But I'm a nurse
and have had patients have their significant.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Other or whoever in the room.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
And we walked in on patients having sex in the hospital.
In the hospital, what are.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
They in for? What kind of a This was.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Several years ago, so the cake passing on the cake
is that this specific patient that I'm thinking of, she
was pregnant and her water was actually already broke, which is.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Even more having sex when your water is broken and
you're trying to keep your baby in.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
No, you can that, And so that was a big no, no,
big no, no, pretty disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, man, thank you for a call. Listen to this one.
Hare Nebra. I believe that's how you pronounce your name.
Is it nebra? It's nebrah nebrah hi nebrah.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Yeah, Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
What happened to you?
Speaker 9 (07:52):
About thirty years ago? Me and my husband in our
bedroom heaving sex, and I could right by the window
so I could see out the window, and I saw
these headlights coming towards our house. Somebody stole a car, crashed,
they were getting chased, crashed their car into our car
(08:12):
in our yard, and please were there everything? I mean,
obviously we had to run out, you know, we stopped
and ran outside, like, uh.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You stopped that poor guy got.
Speaker 9 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Did you guys ever catch back up where you left
off after everything left?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Every all the cops left.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
Well, yeah, we have four kids, so yeah we did.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Okay, y yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Even worse, by the way, even worse than seeing your
neighbor having sex is seeing what Laurel saw.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Laurel what did you see your neighbor doing?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I used to live in New York and I had
a neighbor I could see from my window every single
day he would be touching himself then with the window
open and an iPad propped up on his chest.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Oh watching, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I think like we decided that it was a kink
of his. I guess I really don't know, but like
it was all three of us girls, we were all
like in our twenties in our New York apartment, and
we decided to write on a note and put it
in the window saying we can see you, please close
your blinds, And he never did anything about it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Exactly how long did y'all watch? But we wouldn't be honest.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
We watched. We watched once we turned off all the lights.
And then one time we had a party, so we
had a bunch of people over our apartment and he
was for sure doing it right in the bedroom. So
we got the entire party together and we're like, all right, everyone,
we're turning the lights off. You can see our little,
our little side show next time.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's why, for some reason, honestly, watching two ugly people
having sex is one thing. Watching one either ugly or
good looking person. Masturbating is the worst. I could not
imagine that.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It just is not the most good looking man ever.
I mean, trust me when I say that. But we
would know when his girlfriend would be out of town.
Every time she would leave, that's when he would do it.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Oh that's awful man.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
At least he was doing that and not like the
other couple, and there was some rando there.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I don't know. I would rather watch the other couple.
I'm watching a guy do that to them himself. Yeah, yeah,
never cute
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