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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Mojo on the morning show, Shannon is that neighbor,
the neighbor with the dog you story admit it?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So I was taping an episode of a really great podcast,
by the way, that if you are female, you should
check out. It's called the One Girl Revolution podcast. A
woman named Kate is the host. She's local awesome podcast.
So I'm taping it on zoom and I'm sitting in
my living room. And by the way, this podcast is
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like big podcast. She's been featured on the Kelly Clarkson show,
Good Morning America, the Today's show, Like this is a
pretty big deal for me that she decided to interview me.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
So I'm using the computer in my living room and
I'm thinking, okay, so I only have two the two
dogs at the two boy dogs at home right now. Charlie,
who is my little toy poodle who's sixteen years old.
All he does is sleep. He does not make a peace.
He's a great freight dog. And then the puppy who's
not a poppy anymore, my kavepoo Bo who's just so
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bad but so cute.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He is my soul dog, but he bad.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So it's been nice all week, and I thought, Okay,
if I put him in his crate when I'm taping
this podcast, he's.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Going to cry and it's going to be really loud.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
If he knows I'm home and I put him in
his crate, that's what he does, and it is you're
piercing his cry. So I thought, I'm gonna put him outside.
I'm going to put some food out there, some water
out there. I put his little like cang with.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Peanut butter in it.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'm like, he will be good for forty minutes outside.
Thought he would just run around and play and enjoy
his treat. Nope, I'm recording the podcast. That effing dog
barked and barked and barked and barked and barked at
my back door, to the point that at a certain
point my neighbors come up and knock on my front door,
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just feet away from where I'm taping, so I can
see them out of the corner of my eye, but
I can't get up because I'm on camera, so I
ignore them.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
They keep knocking.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
The damn dog keeps barking, you guys, I was so
embarrassed and so irritated all at the same time, but
I'm thinking they're gonna call the police.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Can you hear the podcast?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
So I don't know if I'm I'm sure you kind
My episode comes out next week. Everybody listened to see it.
This is no exaggeration. I have never heard him bark
or behave this way before, Like he knew something was
going on inside and he wanted inside and there might
be a noise complaint against me.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Did you talk to the neighbors?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I texted them afterward and apologized and I said, I
am so sorry. I know you were at the door.
I couldn't get up because I was taping something. I
really am trying to mitigate the barking. But he knew
there was like a party happening inside and he wanted in.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But I was that neighbor.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Do you think that the problem was that he was
the only one at the party at his own party outside,
like maybe all the rest of the dogs should.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Like he had peed and probably ate his treat, And
I was like, I want back in with mom because
he's attached to my hip.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
The funny thing is that we all know those neighbors
that leave their dogs out. I don't have one in
my neighborhood now, But when I was a kid, we
had a neighbor that they would chain their dog outside
all day and the dog would just sit there and
be barking.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Non stop the whole day.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And you knew that it wasn't that this dog had
every right to get you know, say I want to
get back in the house. They just let him out there,
and the only person that it bothers is you, the neighbor.
It doesn't bother the person that lives in it. They
just kind of keep going. They thought you were that.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
They thought I just put the dog outside and forgot
about them for half hour.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
They could see you in the house, just sitting there
doing your thing.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I think, well, you guys know what the front of
my house looks like. They had to be able to
see me right there, and I was just ignoring because
I'm trying to not be disrespectful to the person I'm
doing an interview with.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Right like I was socking.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What's funny is that anybody who listens to the We
Don't podcast, you can hear Henry barking during a thing
or Louis barking.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Both of them will bark.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
They bark at you know, literally like trees, leaves on trees,
like blowing in the wind, and Chelse and I at
one point just would stop the podcast and try to
edit it. Now we just leave it in there. You
can hear during the podcast, like the dishwasher going.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know what I mean, would have been better if
I just let him like come in. He probably would
have just laid down and give me a fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I think that it would actually, if I were I
would have let him in the house and let him bark,
because it makes you more real. It's like, this is
the life of what I got, you know, this is
what's going on, because I'm sure what were they talking
about in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I mean, it's ever like just like radio in the
show and my career and how I how I came
to choose radios my job. Yeah, all the things. And
I even said at one point to Kate, I was like,
can you hear my dog? It was I couldn't not
acknowledge it because it was so bad.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
No, but I can hear your neighbors screaming, take the
dog inside.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
What's going on? Erica?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Hey, long time listener.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
First time call? Or no, no, no, no, okay, oh
thank you, thank you. I just want that would bother
me too.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I just wonder why not just put him in the basement. Yeah, oh,
it's same thing like, and I have like a little
Michigan basement, so he would be right near me.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Like it would it would have been even louder.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Do you have crates at all?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Like when we put our dogs in their crates because
they'll pee all over the place. Otherwise they actually are
more calm because they like sleep in there, are they?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I think you were doing something when I started the story.
If I put him in his crate, you know you are.
He cries in His cry is so high pitched that
it hurts your ears. And I know he would do
that if he knew I was home and put him
in his I only put him in his crate when
I leave.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
He can sense.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Isn't it amazing how the dogs can sense when you're
still there? They know if you're still because they can well,
I guess they can hear you talking if you're doing
the podcast. But even it's funny if I put the
dogs in the crates because I'm gonna take a nap
and I don't want them to, you know, crap all
over the place. I actually will, they'll like go get
all upset, like they get very upset with that. But no, okay,
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then can you have you ever thought about taking its
vocal courts?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
And I love this dog so much, like I say,
he's my soul dog because there's something about him.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I just cannot get enough of him.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
But so far I'm hearing no redeeming value in this dog.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Every story that you've ever told you this dog has
been this dog is kind of a crap show.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
He's naughty.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I mean, at one point, I believe that this dog
is going to over.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Take the family. You're gonna wake up one morning with
no hand. It's going to eat your hand probably or something.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Good old bow bow we should you know it? Between
Bo and Smith? How do you not lose your mind
in that house?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh my god, they're like the same person has more hair.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
What was the old dog doing? He was being chilled
a whole Charley.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
God bless him. Like I said, he's almost sixteen. Pretty
much all he does is sleep at this point.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, JORDI just texted and said, Mojo yells shut up
to the dog staring the podcast?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
True?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, what's going on? Eric?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Hi associated with Hi.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Eric every single time. What is going on? Who's he
talking to? I didn't even pick.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Up the call, Eric, I don't even know what is
going on.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Eric.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I need to get off speaker.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I'm sorry, Okay, yeah, no problem.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
I I forgot about that, but yeah, no. So I
was just making a comment about the great training and
stuff like that because I had a dog that had horrible,
horrible separation anxiety. We picked up from power, so he
had bad, bad separation anxiety, and like when we went
to dog training and stuff like that, they emphasized, if
you're going to crate train them, don't just associate the
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crate training with like either a punishment or the leaving.
Always like, try to make it comfortable on there. Put
that in there.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
That's what we have.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Let me tell you something. I've done all the things.
He We've had two trainers try to work with this dog.
It is me that has failed this dog when it
comes to training. And now it's too damnly I admit
that I failed him.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
My dogs will do the I do the whole.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Hey, let's go inside the crate and get excited like
I'm going in with him.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
And then I slammed the doors. Trapped crate is a
nice way of saying it's a cage. It's a damn cage.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
This whole time, I'm like, is it crate like a
half cut off basket.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
That's a damn cage with locks on it. Don't nobody
want to be locked?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Inn?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah, I get it. What's up, Kelly? Hi? Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I love when I hear the dog barking in the
dishwasher going when I'm listening to.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
You and tell it's so annoying.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It just no, it's not on this end. It's just
so much more real.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I told Chelsea, I go, I want to do like
a I'd love to have a studio because I'd like
to be nice, like during the wintertime, just stay home
one day and try to do the show from home.
But then I realized two fold, should hear me and
would never be able to go back to bed. And
then secondly, the dogs would be annoyed by that and
they would bark even you know, from wherever they are.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
But well, it just makes you, you know, makes everyone
realize that you really are just real people.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
It's everyday life.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Would it be real people when I put them in
the cage that