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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Shannon's the only responsible one here, Lydia and Bianca. Shannon
just said that you guys all got to leave. Your
flight is leaving in like an hour. Like you guys
are like getting I think you bored in a like
less than an hour, and then you take.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We bored in an hour?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Do you understand? What are you guys gonna do? You know?
Run right on?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, finish the show off?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Are you wait? Are you guys checking bags at all?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I have one to check, per usual.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
What if your bag doesn't make it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Though, Oh it'll make it. We'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Oh my god, I can't say pre check.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Till Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So okay, so hold on a second. So how long
are you staying? Lydia and Bianka.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm staying till well, me and Bianca are both staying
till three o'clock on Friday, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So you're staying till the afternoon. So we're going to Chicago.
So the Radio Hall of Fame induction is tomorrow, tomorrow evening.
And so we were talking earlier this morning about sleeping arrangements.
Go back and listen to that podcast. That's actually a
great podcast to listen to. Shannon Bianca and Lydia the Roomies,
the Golden Girls. Which one would you be, Shannon? Are
(01:07):
you Blanche or Sophia?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Sophia?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, so they're gonna all fly together. But these guys
had got a flight that they got to get too soon.
I don't know, you guys are scaring me on this one.
Feel free to leave. Has not even looked like she's
walking trying to walk out the door.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
She was going to schedule you to record some things
after and I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Like, okay, you got to get out of here. We
gotta go, we gotta get there.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Oh, my cousin who's TSA, is listening and he said,
it's not busy right now, thank you, Chris, right now.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Us his number for tomorrow, right right now? Where should
we meet? These people?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
By the way, that are the people that are the
last ones on the plane. The plane always freak me
out because A there's no overhead space, so you're like
waiting to figure out how you're going to put your
your stuff up there.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And I'm zone six, so I'm checking my bag.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And b what happened if they shut the door, because
they think they got everybody on plane once they shut
the door.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Can they open that door back up?
Speaker 7 (02:05):
I don't think it works like you once the door
is sealed, it's a rap. Have you ever had to
like have your name called an airport where they'd be
like looking for you know, Mojo.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've heard that because you know I. You know what
I do. I get there three hours ahead of time.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm never on that tune.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Chelsea hates it. Mom, I get there so early, and
I get there, I want it. Here's my thing. I
got my routine. I get there Early's my routine is
get there early, get a Starbucks. Then if I can,
I try to go to the Delta sky Club and
go get myself some food. Yes, I get it with
(02:41):
my AMX card food and I go up into the UH.
I go up in the sky club and chit chat
with some people up there. I like the I like
the sky Club to the right instead of the sky Club.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
To the flat.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
What's like the time frame between boarding and departure.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Typically, for well, they usually board the plane forty minutes,
so that's.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
A that's a buffer.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
My thing is like, as long as I can make
it there by boarding time, I feel like I'm good.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Yeah, no security though at dtw is.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You don't have Like, thank god I am clear, because yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
And you know that these guys are all being furloughed.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
They're all working for free because our idiot government can't
figure out how do I get people back? But I
don't know if I want to mess with these guys
for free. Ine, do they get back paid?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yes, but then think about Okay, now you get a
huge check and your taxes are taken out of that,
and that sucks.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
Thrue.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
What's up, Lydia?
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Hi, guys, So I'm an Uber driver and I actually
just dropped off somebody at the Evans terminal. I don't
know if you guys are flying Delta, if you're flying
one of the other ones, but it.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Was busy and now I'm sitting in the waiting lot
and there's like one hundred and forty cars here, so wow, So.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I don't know what does that mean? What is the
waiting line cars thing?
Speaker 8 (04:02):
For uber drivers and lift drivers?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
We have a designated lot that we have to wait
in to get a ride going out.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
Of the airport.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Okay, So question just.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Kind of means that there's one hundred and forty cars
worth the people that just got dropped off of the airport.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh wow, okay, where are you guys flying? Are you
guys flying Delta or American?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Or where you flying?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Time?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Okay? No, I'm no, I know not you Lydia, You're you're.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, because I didn't know which one these guys were flying.
Because to Chicago you could fly like three different airlines.
I think four different I think you can fly Delta, American,
I think United, and I think Spirit.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
If I'm not in Southwest, maybe Southwest too. Yeah. I
like flying.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
If I fly Ino Chicago, I like to flying to
Midway because it's such a long drive from O'Hare.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And we're flying into O'Hare, but I'm flying out of.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is that because there's you can I tell you something?
Because you're getting there in during rush hour? Take the
train down, take the metro train. Maybe we're getting there
during rush hour.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You're getting there at four o'clock? Aren't sure?
Speaker 8 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Or what do you get? What time you get.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Takes like forty five minutes? If in the time difference,
what time do you get there at?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes, if you're leaving at noon twelve four, yeah, okay,
then then take an uber. But if you go if
you land at five o'clock in the afternoon or six
o'clock in the afternoon. I learned that from living in
Atlanta two nineties.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Is a bitch. You definitely take the train.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
She and and Bianca wanted to drive us there and
then park and then have us get into the airport.
I'm like, that will take us forever. We would have
to leave. Now, what you mean, guys.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
At our flight or five at eleven thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
If we get there at eleven twenty five, will be fine.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
How are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Are you getting an uber?
Speaker 8 (05:47):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm driving?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, So so what about Lydia just said that she
didn't find Uber.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh, I'm driving. No driving, I'm leaving, Alex.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Are you leaving right now?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Go?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
We get out, Alex, Alex, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Alex? You hit the nail on the head. You get
there early.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I got a fight tomorrow at noon to Miami, and
I'm gonna get there early, and I'm gonna go to
the Sky Club and I'm gonna get my buzz on
because the drinks are free and not rush. I mean,
when you rush, you forget things, and that screws the
whole experience up. So just get there early and take
advantage of the sky club.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, and this is for the girls if they are
not on the plane, if they get bumped or something
like that. Chelsea and I are driving, So if you
want to, we have the tahoe and we're driving. The
only problem is I charge twice as months much for
driving during peak hours.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
What do they call surge pricing?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You you have water bottles and mints in the back.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
If you pay surge prices, I'll stop and get them
and I and Chelsea gets mad at me because we
do the drive.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
We're gonna go down ninety four.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I stop almost It's not been the same Z B
Road Starbucks on the way out. Then I do three
or four McDonald's along the way, one for a fry,
one for a burger, and then maybe another fry on
the way out.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
What's going on? K how you doing?
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Hey, it's me again. I talked to you earlier about
the Halloween thing. But anyways, when you go, if you
have to check a bag, go outside curves.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yes, the sky sky.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Caps roundstairs, TSA. The line is much shorter. It gets.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
See they don't have all.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Right shut wait, hold on, I like by the way,
I like k telling me to stop.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's like, okay, all right, I got it. I'm backing
off on you. I'm getting off on you. All right.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well you know what that is actually very good advice.
Everything you said, except for I've never done the t
s A downstairs. I've always done had to go upstairs,
like to do it. There's where is it? Where downstairs at.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The bottom of the escalators.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
So when I walk up through for the parking garage,
it's right there? Or no, yeah, right there.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I thought they didn't have TSA there. I thought you
had to go upstairs for TSA. There.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
They have tsat the Weston and then they have the
main TSA. Like by all the learning from you.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Guys, that's amazing. I thank you, Kay.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I appreciate that you're at the airport, explore a little mojo.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You got three hours.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And you were nice when you were just starting the show.
Now you're so comfortable there. I'm telling you, it's that seat.
It's that chair. Every goddamn person that's this in that chair.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You Colleen, you were going to say that anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I know I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
To all right, So Shannon wants me to go to
a commercial break, so she can try to get out
of here.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
All right, we'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Ah,
this is your captain speaking.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You are now for you to walk around naked and
listen to mojo.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I love waking up to Mojo in the morning.
Shannon's the only responsible one here, Lydia and Bianca. Shannon
just said that you guys all got to leave. Your
flight is leaving in like an hour. Like you guys
are like getting I think you bored in a like
less than an hour, and then you take.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We bored in an hour?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Do you understand? What are you guys gonna do? You know?
Run right on?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, finish the show off?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Are you wait? Are you guys checking bags at all?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I have one to check, per usual.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
What if your bag doesn't make it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Though, Oh it'll make it. We'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Oh my god, I can't say pre check.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Till Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So okay, so hold on a second. So how long
are you staying? Lydia and Bianka.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm staying till well, me and Bianca are both staying
till three o'clock on Friday, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So you're staying till the afternoon. So we're going to Chicago.
So the Radio Hall of Fame induction is tomorrow, tomorrow evening.
And so we were talking earlier this morning about sleeping arrangements.
Go back and listen to that podcast. That's actually a
great podcast to listen to. Shannon Bianca and Lydia the Roomies,
the Golden Girls. Which one would you be, Shannon? Are
(01:07):
you Blanche or Sophia?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Sophia?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, so they're gonna all fly together. But these guys
had got a flight that they got to get too soon.
I don't know, you guys are scaring me on this one.
Feel free to leave. Has not even looked like she's
walking trying to walk out the door.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
She was going to schedule you to record some things
after and I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Like, okay, you got to get out of here. We
gotta go, we gotta get there.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Oh, my cousin who's TSA, is listening and he said,
it's not busy right now, thank you, Chris, right now.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Us his number for tomorrow, right right now? Where should
we meet? These people?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
By the way, that are the people that are the
last ones on the plane. The plane always freak me
out because A there's no overhead space, so you're like
waiting to figure out how you're going to put your
your stuff up there.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And I'm zone six, so I'm checking my bag.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And b what happened if they shut the door, because
they think they got everybody on plane once they shut
the door.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Can they open that door back up?
Speaker 7 (02:05):
I don't think it works like you once the door
is sealed, it's a rap. Have you ever had to
like have your name called an airport where they'd be
like looking for you know, Mojo.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've heard that because you know I. You know what
I do. I get there three hours ahead of time.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm never on that tune.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Chelsea hates it. Mom, I get there so early, and
I get there, I want it. Here's my thing. I
got my routine. I get there Early's my routine is
get there early, get a Starbucks. Then if I can,
I try to go to the Delta sky Club and
go get myself some food. Yes, I get it with
(02:41):
my AMX card food and I go up into the UH.
I go up in the sky club and chit chat
with some people up there. I like the I like
the sky Club to the right instead of the sky Club.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
To the flat.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
What's like the time frame between boarding and departure.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Typically, for well, they usually board the plane forty minutes,
so that's.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
A that's a buffer.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
My thing is like, as long as I can make
it there by boarding time, I feel like I'm good.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Yeah, no security though at dtw is.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You don't have Like, thank god I am clear, because yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
And you know that these guys are all being furloughed.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
They're all working for free because our idiot government can't
figure out how do I get people back? But I
don't know if I want to mess with these guys
for free. Ine, do they get back paid?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yes, but then think about Okay, now you get a
huge check and your taxes are taken out of that,
and that sucks.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
Thrue.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
What's up, Lydia?
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Hi, guys, So I'm an Uber driver and I actually
just dropped off somebody at the Evans terminal. I don't
know if you guys are flying Delta, if you're flying
one of the other ones, but it.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Was busy and now I'm sitting in the waiting lot
and there's like one hundred and forty cars here, so wow, So.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I don't know what does that mean? What is the
waiting line cars thing?
Speaker 8 (04:02):
For uber drivers and lift drivers?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
We have a designated lot that we have to wait
in to get a ride going out.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
Of the airport.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Okay, So question just.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Kind of means that there's one hundred and forty cars
worth the people that just got dropped off of the airport.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh wow, okay, where are you guys flying? Are you
guys flying Delta or American?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Or where you flying?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Time?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Okay? No, I'm no, I know not you Lydia, You're you're.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, because I didn't know which one these guys were flying.
Because to Chicago you could fly like three different airlines.
I think four different I think you can fly Delta, American,
I think United, and I think Spirit.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
If I'm not in Southwest, maybe Southwest too. Yeah. I
like flying.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
If I fly Ino Chicago, I like to flying to
Midway because it's such a long drive from O'Hare.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And we're flying into O'Hare, but I'm flying out of.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is that because there's you can I tell you something?
Because you're getting there in during rush hour? Take the
train down, take the metro train. Maybe we're getting there
during rush hour.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You're getting there at four o'clock? Aren't sure?
Speaker 8 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Or what do you get? What time you get.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Takes like forty five minutes? If in the time difference,
what time do you get there at?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes, if you're leaving at noon twelve four, yeah, okay,
then then take an uber. But if you go if
you land at five o'clock in the afternoon or six
o'clock in the afternoon. I learned that from living in
Atlanta two nineties.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Is a bitch. You definitely take the train.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
She and and Bianca wanted to drive us there and
then park and then have us get into the airport.
I'm like, that will take us forever. We would have
to leave. Now, what you mean, guys.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
At our flight or five at eleven thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
If we get there at eleven twenty five, will be fine.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
How are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Are you getting an uber?
Speaker 8 (05:47):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm driving?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, So so what about Lydia just said that she
didn't find Uber.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh, I'm driving. No driving, I'm leaving, Alex.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Are you leaving right now?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Go?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
We get out, Alex, Alex, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Alex? You hit the nail on the head. You get
there early.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I got a fight tomorrow at noon to Miami, and
I'm gonna get there early, and I'm gonna go to
the Sky Club and I'm gonna get my buzz on
because the drinks are free and not rush. I mean,
when you rush, you forget things, and that screws the
whole experience up. So just get there early and take
advantage of the sky club.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, and this is for the girls if they are
not on the plane, if they get bumped or something
like that. Chelsea and I are driving, So if you
want to, we have the tahoe and we're driving. The
only problem is I charge twice as months much for
driving during peak hours.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
What do they call surge pricing?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You you have water bottles and mints in the back.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
If you pay surge prices, I'll stop and get them
and I and Chelsea gets mad at me because we
do the drive.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
We're gonna go down ninety four.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I stop almost It's not been the same Z B
Road Starbucks on the way out. Then I do three
or four McDonald's along the way, one for a fry,
one for a burger, and then maybe another fry on
the way out.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
What's going on? K how you doing?
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Hey, it's me again. I talked to you earlier about
the Halloween thing. But anyways, when you go, if you
have to check a bag, go outside curves.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yes, the sky sky.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Caps roundstairs, TSA. The line is much shorter. It gets.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
See they don't have all.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Right shut wait, hold on, I like by the way,
I like k telling me to stop.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's like, okay, all right, I got it. I'm backing
off on you. I'm getting off on you. All right.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well you know what that is actually very good advice.
Everything you said, except for I've never done the t
s A downstairs. I've always done had to go upstairs,
like to do it. There's where is it? Where downstairs at.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The bottom of the escalators.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
So when I walk up through for the parking garage,
it's right there? Or no, yeah, right there.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I thought they didn't have TSA there. I thought you
had to go upstairs for TSA. There.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
They have tsat the Weston and then they have the
main TSA. Like by all the learning from you.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Guys, that's amazing. I thank you, Kay.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I appreciate that you're at the airport, explore a little mojo.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You got three hours.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And you were nice when you were just starting the show.
Now you're so comfortable there. I'm telling you, it's that seat.
It's that chair. Every goddamn person that's this in that chair.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You Colleen, you were going to say that anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I know I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
To all right, So Shannon wants me to go to
a commercial break, so she can try to get out
of here.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
All right, we'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Ah,
this is your captain speaking.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You are now for you to walk around naked and
listen to mojo.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I love waking up to Mojo in the morning.
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