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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning show, Shannon lied about diarrhea. By
the way, I saw that on me. So we posted
that up on our teases today upon the thing, and
when I saw it there, I thought, you know what,
sometimes we never get to some of the teases, the
things that we talk about. I should just let it
go and not let Shan and tell the story.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
And everybody think that I'm the one with diarrhea. Well
that's Phil and Magrid this morning. We're being very transparent.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So maybe well for shadow if you diarrhea diarrhea during
this topic, so it makes it full circle. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So I hate wasting food, and I feel like in
our house, we unfortunately waste a lot of food, and
it just pains me to look at my refrigerator and go,
nobody's going to eat that, and I know it, and
nobody's going to eat that, and I know it, and
that's just going to rot in there until I throw
it away. So the night before last I was trying
to clean out the fridge and there was a big
(00:57):
zip block bag that was filled with pepperoni slices left
over from a pizza making night that we did with
the kids, and so I went to toss them. I
opened the bag and I was like, these are They're
not bad, per se. I just know we're not going
to use them. And I pan over to the three
dogs who are just looking at me longingly, just wanting
(01:22):
a pepperoni slice or twenty. Yeah, And so I thought, well,
rather than throw them away and waste them, I threw
each of the dogs a few, maybe more than a few,
pepperoni slices. So fast forward to the next morning. I'm
here in the studio. Zach saw this because I got.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It, and I showed him.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Wes, my husband, Wes, sends me a photo of massive
diarrhea all over our kitchen floor. In fact, I'll show
you guys in the studio.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Just do we want It looked.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Like poop was raining from the ceiling, that's for sure. Well,
and he's like one of the He's like, I think
it was Willow, which is his frenchie. I think something's
wrong with her tummy. I woke up and this is
what I'm dealing with this morning. How's your morning going?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I played dumb and pretended.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That I didn't know why this diarrhea episode happened, because
I just did not feel like getting yelled at about it.
He has told me yes time and time again, not
to feed her anything but her own food and treats
because she has a very sensitive stomach.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
But I clean up dog poop all the time, and.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Being very honest with you, it's kind of nice for
somebody else in my household to have to clean up
the dog poop for a change.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So I said nothing, You're terrible.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
He's probably so stressed out about what could possibly be
wrong with this dog, and you know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
If he was going to take her to the vet
or something for it, I would come clean.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So wait, are you this is your first time saying it.
He's hearing it right now.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
If he's hearing it, oh, I don't know what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I was, so this isn't here. I was like, oh,
I say, this is even better that you haven't said.
And you haven't said it. Oh my gosh, it look
like you know you were a kid and they had
those dots with the numbers and you would trace it
to make a.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
There are thirty seven dots.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
That's a lot of poop. Do you, Shannon, do you
feed table scraps to the other dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm really bad about that. Yeah, I know you're not
supposed to.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But like I, they love cucumber. They love the crust
from the bread in the morning when I'm making Lucy
and Smith lunch that my kids won't eat, so I
give that to the dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
They love green beans.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, I know, there are obviously certain things that I
cannot give them.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Do you feed your dog's more organic than you feed
his dog? Because you gave me no, no.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, no, no, no no, they all got it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
They got it, okay, so equally.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
But his dog has a sensitive stomach and I know that,
but I just felt bad. I can't give it to
Bow and to Charlie and not to Willow.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The funny thing about this whole thing is the fact
that you kept this thing even that morning, like that
he sent you the first text talking about the diarrhea,
like that You haven't that you didn't even say anything
right away. It took you to do a topic on
the radio to actually mess up to this. That's evil.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I learned from the best.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
To my friend. You know what I would do if
I was him, that's you, Because I am the best.
I know. I know, I'm good at that. If I'm Wes,
I would feed Smith and Lucy tons of sugar on
a day on a day or one of those weeks,
like if you have to work late on a weekend
or whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Does that though, Like they'll ask to go to the
mobile station down the street to get like Icy's, and
I'll say, no, you guys, you've et, You've eaten crappy
all day and then lo and behold, nobody's to be
found in my house. And he loaded up his top
and took him down the street. So that happens all
the time.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, it's funny because I always thought that Wes was
the more responsible one.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
He is, like I like, that's when it comes to
wanting to be favorite stepdad.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh that's good for him. Hold on a second. I'm
gonna pick this line up here because it says Wes
Whitlam is on the phone. Wes, guys, good morning. I'm
right now, Wes, Yes, are you listening. I just got
(05:28):
in my car. So you just got in the car.
So you you you literally just got in the car
and you have no idea what was just said on
the radio. No? Okay, So here's so here's the deal, Shannon,
how much do you like us? A lot? We could
we cannot we cannot say anything at all and go
on with this and not podcast the segment that Shannon
(05:50):
just admitted something on the radio. Or I can be
a good friend to Wes and I can tell Wes
what just happened.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
But the past is in the past. It's already cleaned up,
been good. So why are you trying to create a drama?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Actually, you know what, Wes. Actually, Wes is the first
one to reach out to me on my birthday. He
sends me such a suck up. You know what. I Yes,
I got you, I got you, Wes. Shannon hates your
dog and she fed the dog all the diarrhea food
that that your dog just diarrhea all over the place.
(06:27):
Are you kidding? Not kidding?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Know you're doing.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
But Wes, what if I told you it was a
way to make Willow feel very included in the dog
family because her heart was aching so much over the
fact that well it could have been left out and
felt less loved being the adopted stepchild.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I won, Shannon Murphy that it resulted in just a
little bit of diarrhea for you.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
To clean up.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And honestly, when you.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Weave the pros and cons, just building that relationship between
stepmother and stepdaughter.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Sorry, not stepdaughter, step dog. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Samantha's
a real step dog. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
But to build up that relationship is fundamentally important for
the running of your household.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Yeah, it's also fundamentally important not to feed a dog poison.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, exactly, they eat pepperoni.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It's the same dang thing. This is just a pressure.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What did you figure pepperoni from the pizzas?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Okay, all right, a dog anything like? This dog didn't
like save my life or anything. You know, she's she's
nothing to me, right.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Angel wants to say something, Shannon, what's up? Angel?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yes, dogs aren't supposed to have pepperoni? I know, and
we gave our dog pepperoni too, because we had a
bunch left and he's like something of they can't like
digest it very good, was vomiting all over the place
and everything.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I actually just googled it. Pepperoni is as bad as
giving your dog chocolate?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And are you serious?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah? I did not think that.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, because in my trying to kill your dog, I
worry about you.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
To west, she's trying to probably kill you to West
sleep with one eye.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I just googled. I actually feel very terrible right now.
I gave it to all three Wes.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I know you would never think because it's just like me,
like here, take this.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
By the way. By the way, West, I would worry
about what she's feeding. You don't ever take any of
her food, Idy Brenda, Peperoni.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Pepperoni is a terrible trigger for the dog.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You could.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I know about tomato, this chocolate, grapes, big no nos.
I literally did not know about pepperoni until just.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Pareotitus is deadly doing dog?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh my god, terrible.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Shannon. Let me ask you a question if if if
the dog died and didn't have diarrhea, would you ever
tell the story on the air?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
NBA Oh, I wouldn't tell it on the air. I
would tell it to Wes.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You would, your liar, No, I.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Would have to Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You would, like God, you would take it to your grave.
There's no way you killed the man's dog. For God's sakes, I.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Had to have surgery, yeah, and I took care of
her all day.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Is there a reason why you did?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Like you want to talk about it?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, I really feel bad.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I really I hope other dog owners who are listening
who did not know this, this is your p s A.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Because I am learning this today.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
If anything happens to your dog autopsy or me boring
out