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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the Morning Show, Shannon walked in on
(00:04):
by the construction worker. What's the story.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So there's so much construction happening in my house right
now because my sweet little second Crater took a forty
minute shower and flooded the bathroom, which went through the ceiling,
which found all sorts of other issues with our house.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's just been a disaster.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
So there are.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Holes and no ceilings, and there's lots of construction means,
lots of construction workers in my house at all times.
I got home from work and I had to use
the bathroom, and there's a bathroom, like right when you
walk into my house, open the door. It's always closed
because of the dogs. The dogs like to get into
the garbage. Can open the door, and sure enough, one
(00:42):
of the guys was in there. Go in number two
pants around the end, walk.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Right in and I was like, I did a scream,
and I'm like, I didn't see anything, don't worry, and
I shut the door. But I saw enough that his
jeans were around it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh Joe, you're dying.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's I watched out and I was like, oh my god,
oh my, oh my god, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
My god, and so I texted West.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was like, comb home, no, because I can't look
at this guy like in the face ever again.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So you got to deal with them.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
My my least favorite favorite thing ever is when somebody
will will be in a bathroom and you open up
the door and it's like you know, and it's not
like you see you see, like I didn't see you.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
But I saw his pants around his hands over. That's
when I saw me caps That's what I saw.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh my god, he made a noise.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He was like, oh, did you guys see each other?
After it happened?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
When I'm not joking when I say I avoided this
man for the rest of the time he was at
my house because I was so embarrassed. And you guys
know how I feel about people pooping at my house.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I know I do it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
West is like, get out the I saw here you go?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
What would by the way, you call us up and
tell us the I walked in on them pooping story
because I want I want to hear that because that's
always the funniest but I love it, which which would
be the worst We'd walking in on somebody pooping or
somebody taking care of business on themselves, like I got
that for sure. Honestly, it's just as bad the other
(02:23):
way too. I'll always the guys standing up wiping. Oh god,
I'm still taking care of it at that point, who
would you rather be? Because if I'm the one that's
doing it, I can't finish.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
At that point.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
How much longer was he in the toilet for before
he walked out?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I mean I walked into a totally separate room. I
would say maybe a minute or two.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And have you you have not seen him since then?
Or no, you did see him.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I have seen him and truthfully have not made eye contact.
Wes has done all of the dockets. I still need
to get over this. This just happened.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Did anything?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No? I really couldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, was he just it? Was he just one of
the workers? Or was he like the guy or whatever?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't want to say because I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Want to know because I'm wondering because if it's one
of like.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That, that's embarrassing enough that I happened.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, if it's one of the workers and he's the
guy like you know that's doing the work, oh good,
I don't have to like negotiate with him and write
the final chat. But if it's the guy you have
to give the final check to, I'm going to be
like one. Wasn't a situation where they were already working
in the house while you were there, so they could
(03:37):
have asked to use it? Or did you just come home?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Well, they're in my house all the time, even when
we're not there because there's so much to be done.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So they had been there. I don't I don't know
for how long. But when I got home, they were
already there.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So he had used the bathroom thinking, probably thinking I
wasn't home. And then I came home. I went right
to the bathroom. I was going to pee my pants.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You know, I love the first off. I don't know
if it's that they don't lock it or what, but
I love walking into a public restroom and you just
open the door guys really fast. No, I love, but
I love the I don't like to have that happen
to me. But I'm telling you, if you're somebody that
doesn't lock the door, lock the freaking door.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I don't have locks on the bathrooms. This is crazy.
So that bathroom used to have a lock. It just
doesn't like the pin it doesn't work. Anymore. The only
room in my entire house that has a lock that
works is Lucy and Samantha's bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
They share.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
What's up, Tracy High, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I'm a school teacher and we had a new principal
starting and I was in the office area and I
walked into the bathroom and I saw our principal and
his last name. His last name was Badcock because he
didn't know me at the time. So I hurry up
(05:01):
and ran and a kid in the assistant principal's office,
and she's like, oh my god, what's wrong? I said,
I literally just saw Babs. Even I had a bright
yellow sweatshirt on. I even hurry up and took it off.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's uh, what's up, Erica? How you doing doing good?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
First time?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Long time?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
My daughter is going to be so sad that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
She missed this.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I just dropped her off, but real quick. Downtown Northvilleorte
shout out. I was at the stop soft opening of
my fiance's restaurant.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Needed to use the restroom.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Walked in on the soux chef's girlfriend sitting on her toilet,
scrolling and vaping.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh she was really multitasking?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Did she?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Did she get into word end of the night.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Did she get in trouble for doing that on company
time or what happened?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
No one really had any thing to say about it.
I was very shocking.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
She didn't have been very much closed on to begin with.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So what if you walk in on somebody that's interesting, naked,
that that takes their clothes off to go?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Do you know? Sometimes honestly, wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That those people are wild that take their clothes off.
What's up, Lauren? How you doing well? Then shake your
phone for a second. What did you say? So?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Good morning?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Good morning my phone?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
By the way, what's going on? Okay?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
So, as Jack happened to me last week, my husband
and I were flying and I walked into one of
the like quick the family restrooms. It has like the
baby changing sea.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Where were you at report the airport? Airport?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Sorry? Yeah, So it's supposed to be made for people
with a baby, right. It has room for a stroller,
the changing station, and then a stall. So I and
everyone else he doesn't have a baby, who doesn't have
a baby supposed to use the normal bathroom.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
So I walk in.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
And with my baby and his stroller, and there is
a flight attendant sitting in your pants around the ankles,
and she just freaked out. She's like, oh my god,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
The line at the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Was long, uh, and I was just standing there and
I just kind of like backed into the corner and
waited for.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Her because I had my baby.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
And his stroller and I couldn't like get out the
door quickly.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Hard door.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It was so awesome, So you actually opened and pushed
the stroller in there and then stayed.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
We experience and she was so embarrassed. I was like, okay,
like it's okay, Like it was really awkward.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's right there. Where all of a sudden, I get
you know, ghost poops or something like that. I can't,
I can't get something out, Gina, what's up? Lydia says,
you have a question for me?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Is it's Jenna.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm sorry, Jenna, Hi, Jenna.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Hi Mojo? Do you stand up while wiping? Is this normal.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sometimes? Because sometimes they're low There are toilets that are
lower and I end up getting my hand wet by
you know, going uh going in Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh man, okay, do you not.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
See do you not stand up when you how do
you guys wipe. Do you wipe sitting down?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Ninety eight percent of the time I wipe sitting down.
Sometimes there are extenuating circumstances where it requires the stand up.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, so you stand up, bend over?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, like I like, I didn't know that? Is that?
Is that bad?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Are you standing up every time? Just when you feel
like the toilet is extra low?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I stand up most of the times because most time
I need a big stretch. Okay, why do you pee
sitting down?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Your craft?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Standing up? You know? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Yeah, you do you?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I appreciate as long as you get.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
We're not judging. There's just a mental picture now.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, okay, I'll take pictures next time. I'll post pictures.
All right, thank you, Bye,
It's Mojo in the Morning Show, Shannon walked in on
(00:04):
by the construction worker. What's the story.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So there's so much construction happening in my house right
now because my sweet little second Crater took a forty
minute shower and flooded the bathroom, which went through the ceiling,
which found all sorts of other issues with our house.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's just been a disaster.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
So there are.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Holes and no ceilings, and there's lots of construction means,
lots of construction workers in my house at all times.
I got home from work and I had to use
the bathroom, and there's a bathroom, like right when you
walk into my house, open the door. It's always closed
because of the dogs. The dogs like to get into
the garbage. Can open the door, and sure enough, one
(00:42):
of the guys was in there. Go in number two
pants around the end, walk.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Right in and I was like, I did a scream,
and I'm like, I didn't see anything, don't worry, and
I shut the door. But I saw enough that his
jeans were around it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh Joe, you're dying.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's I watched out and I was like, oh my god,
oh my, oh my god, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
My god, and so I texted West.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was like, comb home, no, because I can't look
at this guy like in the face ever again.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So you got to deal with them.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
My my least favorite favorite thing ever is when somebody
will will be in a bathroom and you open up
the door and it's like you know, and it's not
like you see you see, like I didn't see you.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
But I saw his pants around his hands over. That's
when I saw me caps That's what I saw.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh my god, he made a noise.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He was like, oh, did you guys see each other?
After it happened?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
When I'm not joking when I say I avoided this
man for the rest of the time he was at
my house because I was so embarrassed. And you guys
know how I feel about people pooping at my house.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I know I do it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
West is like, get out the I saw here you go?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
What would by the way, you call us up and
tell us the I walked in on them pooping story
because I want I want to hear that because that's
always the funniest but I love it, which which would
be the worst We'd walking in on somebody pooping or
somebody taking care of business on themselves, like I got
that for sure. Honestly, it's just as bad the other
(02:23):
way too. I'll always the guys standing up wiping. Oh god,
I'm still taking care of it at that point, who
would you rather be? Because if I'm the one that's
doing it, I can't finish.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
At that point.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
How much longer was he in the toilet for before
he walked out?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I mean I walked into a totally separate room. I
would say maybe a minute or two.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And have you you have not seen him since then?
Or no, you did see him.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I have seen him and truthfully have not made eye contact.
Wes has done all of the dockets. I still need
to get over this. This just happened.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Did anything?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No? I really couldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, was he just it? Was he just one of
the workers? Or was he like the guy or whatever?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't want to say because I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Want to know because I'm wondering because if it's one
of like.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That, that's embarrassing enough that I happened.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, if it's one of the workers and he's the
guy like you know that's doing the work, oh good,
I don't have to like negotiate with him and write
the final chat. But if it's the guy you have
to give the final check to, I'm going to be
like one. Wasn't a situation where they were already working
in the house while you were there, so they could
(03:37):
have asked to use it? Or did you just come home?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Well, they're in my house all the time, even when
we're not there because there's so much to be done.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So they had been there. I don't I don't know
for how long. But when I got home, they were
already there.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So he had used the bathroom thinking, probably thinking I
wasn't home. And then I came home. I went right
to the bathroom. I was going to pee my pants.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You know, I love the first off. I don't know
if it's that they don't lock it or what, but
I love walking into a public restroom and you just
open the door guys really fast. No, I love, but
I love the I don't like to have that happen
to me. But I'm telling you, if you're somebody that
doesn't lock the door, lock the freaking door.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I don't have locks on the bathrooms. This is crazy.
So that bathroom used to have a lock. It just
doesn't like the pin it doesn't work. Anymore. The only
room in my entire house that has a lock that
works is Lucy and Samantha's bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
They share.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
What's up, Tracy High, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I'm a school teacher and we had a new principal
starting and I was in the office area and I
walked into the bathroom and I saw our principal and
his last name. His last name was Badcock because he
didn't know me at the time. So I hurry up
(05:01):
and ran and a kid in the assistant principal's office,
and she's like, oh my god, what's wrong? I said,
I literally just saw Babs. Even I had a bright
yellow sweatshirt on. I even hurry up and took it off.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's uh, what's up, Erica? How you doing doing good?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
First time?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Long time?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
My daughter is going to be so sad that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
She missed this.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I just dropped her off, but real quick. Downtown Northvilleorte
shout out. I was at the stop soft opening of
my fiance's restaurant.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Needed to use the restroom.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Walked in on the soux chef's girlfriend sitting on her toilet,
scrolling and vaping.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh she was really multitasking?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Did she?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Did she get into word end of the night.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Did she get in trouble for doing that on company
time or what happened?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
No one really had any thing to say about it.
I was very shocking.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
She didn't have been very much closed on to begin with.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So what if you walk in on somebody that's interesting, naked,
that that takes their clothes off to go?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Do you know? Sometimes honestly, wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That those people are wild that take their clothes off.
What's up, Lauren? How you doing well? Then shake your
phone for a second. What did you say? So?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Good morning?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Good morning my phone?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
By the way, what's going on? Okay?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
So, as Jack happened to me last week, my husband
and I were flying and I walked into one of
the like quick the family restrooms. It has like the
baby changing sea.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Where were you at report the airport? Airport?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Sorry? Yeah, So it's supposed to be made for people
with a baby, right. It has room for a stroller,
the changing station, and then a stall. So I and
everyone else he doesn't have a baby, who doesn't have
a baby supposed to use the normal bathroom.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
So I walk in.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
And with my baby and his stroller, and there is
a flight attendant sitting in your pants around the ankles,
and she just freaked out. She's like, oh my god,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
The line at the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Was long, uh, and I was just standing there and
I just kind of like backed into the corner and
waited for.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Her because I had my baby.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
And his stroller and I couldn't like get out the
door quickly.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Hard door.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It was so awesome, So you actually opened and pushed
the stroller in there and then stayed.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
We experience and she was so embarrassed. I was like, okay,
like it's okay, Like it was really awkward.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's right there. Where all of a sudden, I get
you know, ghost poops or something like that. I can't,
I can't get something out, Gina, what's up? Lydia says,
you have a question for me?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Is it's Jenna.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm sorry, Jenna, Hi, Jenna.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Hi Mojo? Do you stand up while wiping? Is this normal.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sometimes? Because sometimes they're low There are toilets that are
lower and I end up getting my hand wet by
you know, going uh going in Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh man, okay, do you not.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
See do you not stand up when you how do
you guys wipe. Do you wipe sitting down?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Ninety eight percent of the time I wipe sitting down.
Sometimes there are extenuating circumstances where it requires the stand up.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, so you stand up, bend over?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, like I like, I didn't know that? Is that?
Is that bad?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Are you standing up every time? Just when you feel
like the toilet is extra low?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I stand up most of the times because most time
I need a big stretch. Okay, why do you pee
sitting down?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Your craft?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Standing up? You know? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Yeah, you do you?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I appreciate as long as you get.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
We're not judging. There's just a mental picture now.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, okay, I'll take pictures next time. I'll post pictures.
All right, thank you, Bye,
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