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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning. I am a little tired today.
Went out with Chelse last night. By the way, Chelsea's back,
I want everybody to know that Chelsea loved here. She
actually on. She drank two drinks, and at the first
taste of the second trip, she looks back at me
and she pulls the drink up and goes.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm bad. I love that and that awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So so we're out, we're having fun, and uh, you know,
it's a school night. We went out on a school night,
and she all of a sudden looks over at me,
and I look over at her, and it's at the
point when you think, okay, this is where she'll go.
All are you ready to go? She goes, I'm gonna
have one more drink, you know. I think maybe you
(00:41):
should just go home and I'll take an uber. And
I was like, no, we're not doing that. We can't.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's not how we roll it. Hey, Dad, let her
stay out past her bedtime.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I said to her, Chelsea, we never do that, like
usually we are like we are, you know, never leave
a man behind, you know what I mean, Like I never.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This is like the military, for guy's sake.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
She's making up for lost time, and I suddenly started
realizing that there are two types of people in relationships.
There is the Irish goodbuyer, which is me that literally
looks for the moment to get out, you know what
I mean, Like I look for that moment where I
can escape and nobody knows I'm gone. And then there's
the party animal, and she is the party animal and
(01:26):
I am the Irish goodbuyeres. And so we're hanging out
there for a little bit, and we've got some friends
that are there too.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
And actually these friends.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
If they were of any kind of feeling that they
could drive her home, I think they needed a number two. Yeah,
And I was actually pretty good, Like I had one
drink and it had been a while, and then I
was drinking coke CROs the rest of the night. But
I wanted to ask this question, are there any listeners
that have that same thing where one person in the
(01:55):
relationship just wants to go all night long and the
other one in the relationship is like, I want a
good night sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I think some of the I've been in relationships where
we both played that role where depending on which friend
group we were out with or depending on the event,
I was either the let's go all night until the
wee hours of the morning, or you get in somewhere
and as soon as you step foot in there, you immediately.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Like, Okay, when the hell are we going to be?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I got about a good hour before and I'll tell
you it was actually a great time. Like it was fun. Uh,
you know, you have the setting is a group of
friends that you always kind of get to hang out with,
you know what I mean. And everybody's kind of feeling good.
Everybody's everybody's got sweatshirts on, you know what I mean.
It's a little chilly, you know what I mean. Even
(02:42):
some vests were pulled out, you know what I mean.
Like it was kind of like that. Uh, and Zin's
happened like people like the guys were Zina. There was
no Zin. And for me, I'm telling you, I did it. This,
by the way, was a This was a threes. Like
I didn't realize that they come in levels. I don't
(03:03):
do and they come in levels. And the one that
I did a couple a week or so ago that
got me sick was a six.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I am not a six. What's the highest level?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Somebody told me that the professional athletes like the football
players do fourteens. I don't know how you do a fourteen,
Like fourteen would knock me on my ass. You have
to have no plans to next. But they but they
do them. They put multiples in their mouth. The funny
thing is like it's like proof of alcohol, you know,
That's what it usually is in their mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Joe, Joe, what's going on? Joe?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Nice to have you on, Joe? Which guy are you? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So I'm only the one that wants to go home.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's funny because my wife, like will go out and
she's always.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Like, you know what, you could have some drinks tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'll be the d D.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You know, you guys you can enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm like, all right, so I get one drink in
and then out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
She's like, I think I'm gonna have a couple of drinks.
I'm like, all right, now, I want to go home,
you know, and she's like no, I'll look at say
for a little while, and then before I know it,
I'm the one carrying her home every single time.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, Chelsea needs to hang out with her Joe. What's
her name? O jes Yeah, we got to say hi
to her. We got to get out and meet sometime.
Joe and Mojo. Are we're the responsible ones right exactly?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah. I'm trying to go home and you know, and
relax and she's a good party time.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's crazy. What's going on, Shawna? Hi, what's up? It's
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
So I'm the social one. I'm kind of like you
can sleep when you're dad. I'll just be running and running,
not to stop. So I can't even keep a boyfriend.
Oh really, taking flights here, there and everywhere, Red Eyes
doing whatever I got younger, not young kids, but like
young twenty kids. We'd be going places, doing things, going
(04:52):
to Detroy, going to Toledo, everywhere. Wait a second, soar like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
So Shawna, you say that you go so hard that
the guys can't keep up with you and it's tough
to actually find a guy.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, because they're like, you do too much. And I'm like,
I'm living the dream, like I'm just trying to enjoy
every moment I'm here.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You know who Shanna sounds like, who's that Bianca? In
twenty years? Like that? I just saw here living life
Red Eyes forever.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You can chill.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Let me hear you say that, Shauna, you can chill.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
You can chill.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's awesome. Have a great weekend, Shauna.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I love you guys, I love you too,
Mojo in the morning. I am a little tired today.
Went out with Chelse last night. By the way, Chelsea's back,
I want everybody to know that Chelsea loved here. She
actually on. She drank two drinks, and at the first
taste of the second trip, she looks back at me
and she pulls the drink up and goes.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm bad. I love that and that awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So so we're out, we're having fun, and uh, you know,
it's a school night. We went out on a school night,
and she all of a sudden looks over at me,
and I look over at her, and it's at the
point when you think, okay, this is where she'll go.
All are you ready to go? She goes, I'm gonna
have one more drink, you know. I think maybe you
(00:41):
should just go home and I'll take an uber. And
I was like, no, we're not doing that. We can't.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's not how we roll it. Hey, Dad, let her
stay out past her bedtime.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I said to her, Chelsea, we never do that, like
usually we are like we are, you know, never leave
a man behind, you know what I mean, Like I never.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This is like the military, for guy's sake.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
She's making up for lost time, and I suddenly started
realizing that there are two types of people in relationships.
There is the Irish goodbuyer, which is me that literally
looks for the moment to get out, you know what
I mean, Like I look for that moment where I
can escape and nobody knows I'm gone. And then there's
the party animal, and she is the party animal and
(01:26):
I am the Irish goodbuyeres. And so we're hanging out
there for a little bit, and we've got some friends
that are there too.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
And actually these friends.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
If they were of any kind of feeling that they
could drive her home, I think they needed a number two. Yeah,
And I was actually pretty good, Like I had one
drink and it had been a while, and then I
was drinking coke CROs the rest of the night. But
I wanted to ask this question, are there any listeners
that have that same thing where one person in the
(01:55):
relationship just wants to go all night long and the
other one in the relationship is like, I want a
good night sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I think some of the I've been in relationships where
we both played that role where depending on which friend
group we were out with or depending on the event,
I was either the let's go all night until the
wee hours of the morning, or you get in somewhere
and as soon as you step foot in there, you immediately.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Like, Okay, when the hell are we going to be?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I got about a good hour before and I'll tell
you it was actually a great time. Like it was fun. Uh,
you know, you have the setting is a group of
friends that you always kind of get to hang out with,
you know what I mean. And everybody's kind of feeling good.
Everybody's everybody's got sweatshirts on, you know what I mean.
It's a little chilly, you know what I mean. Even
(02:42):
some vests were pulled out, you know what I mean.
Like it was kind of like that. Uh, and Zin's
happened like people like the guys were Zina. There was
no Zin. And for me, I'm telling you, I did it. This,
by the way, was a This was a threes. Like
I didn't realize that they come in levels. I don't
(03:03):
do and they come in levels. And the one that
I did a couple a week or so ago that
got me sick was a six.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I am not a six. What's the highest level?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Somebody told me that the professional athletes like the football
players do fourteens. I don't know how you do a fourteen,
Like fourteen would knock me on my ass. You have
to have no plans to next. But they but they
do them. They put multiples in their mouth. The funny
thing is like it's like proof of alcohol, you know,
That's what it usually is in their mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Joe, Joe, what's going on? Joe?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Nice to have you on, Joe? Which guy are you? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So I'm only the one that wants to go home.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's funny because my wife, like will go out and
she's always.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Like, you know what, you could have some drinks tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'll be the d D.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You know, you guys you can enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm like, all right, so I get one drink in
and then out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
She's like, I think I'm gonna have a couple of drinks.
I'm like, all right, now, I want to go home,
you know, and she's like no, I'll look at say
for a little while, and then before I know it,
I'm the one carrying her home every single time.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, Chelsea needs to hang out with her Joe. What's
her name? O jes Yeah, we got to say hi
to her. We got to get out and meet sometime.
Joe and Mojo. Are we're the responsible ones right exactly?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah. I'm trying to go home and you know, and
relax and she's a good party time.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's crazy. What's going on, Shawna? Hi, what's up? It's
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
So I'm the social one. I'm kind of like you
can sleep when you're dad. I'll just be running and running,
not to stop. So I can't even keep a boyfriend.
Oh really, taking flights here, there and everywhere, Red Eyes
doing whatever I got younger, not young kids, but like
young twenty kids. We'd be going places, doing things, going
(04:52):
to Detroy, going to Toledo, everywhere. Wait a second, soar like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
So Shawna, you say that you go so hard that
the guys can't keep up with you and it's tough
to actually find a guy.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, because they're like, you do too much. And I'm like,
I'm living the dream, like I'm just trying to enjoy
every moment I'm here.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You know who Shanna sounds like, who's that Bianca? In
twenty years? Like that? I just saw here living life
Red Eyes forever.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You can chill.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Let me hear you say that, Shauna, you can chill.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
You can chill.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's awesome. Have a great weekend, Shauna.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I love you guys, I love you too,
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