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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Oh say,
we have friends staying at our house and I wanted
to do to bring this up. I was going to
bring it up on yesterday show and I think they
even teased it, but I didn't get it around to it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So we have friends that are staying with us right now.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And can you guys tell me if I am in
the wrong on this one, and don't just side with
Chelsea just because you're afraid of her. Shannon or Anna
who is a kiss ass to it to.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Right yea. So we have another couple that is staying
with us, and they're staying with us for a few days,
and it's been fun with them there. I have, for
some reason, have I hit a point in my life
once I got over fifty years old I started feeling
this way. I have no problem with taking my clothes
off and being naked. Chelsea thinks that it's very weird.
I should have my clothes on all the time. Look
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at me. I probably should. So they're staying in our house.
I go to the bedroom to go change and now
our bedroom is on our first floor, so we have
a first floor master bedroom. These guys are all in
the living area, our great room and stuff where the
TV is. I go into the great room and I
am in the master and so I'm in there and
(01:14):
I'm changing and Chelsea comes in and goes, hey, close
the door. And I said to her, what are you
talking about? I said, first off, I'm in the bathroom
of our bedroom. And she goes, but they could walk
in here at any time. And I said to her, go, no,
they can't. You don't walk into somebody's master, bathroom or bedroom.
You know what I mean, you do you stay out
(01:34):
of it. And she goes, you can't just be naked
sitting inside of hair while they're out there. We have
guests that are here. And I said to her, go, Chelsea,
I can be naked wherever I want in my house.
It's my house, but it's my bedroom. And when you're
in a when you're in a your home, your bedroom
is your exactly. So Chelsea was yelling at me all
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about this, and then she claimed, call Chelsea up. Will
you call her up, Lydia please? Chelsea says. Chelsea then
claims that they can see me because there's a mirror
at the front of the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I mean, your bedroom is very close to the group.
It's right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But she claims that I'm going to be by the mirror,
and the mirror is going to reflect or the window
that the you know, is going to reflect out, and
they're going to see like me walking around. I personally
think this if I go to your house, like if
I go to Shannon's house or Kevin, I've never been
invited to your place.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You have, you just can't come here.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
If I see that your bedroom door is open, I'm
not going near your bedroom. I don't even care if
you have a bathroom in there that I need to use.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
First thing, though, did we test the theory if from
wherever they were they could see the reflection of you.
I have not tested it that first. You don't need
to be in my bare room. If you're a guest,
you stay in guest areas. My bedroom isn't a guest area.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, hold on, Chelsea, Yes, Chelsea, are you naked in
the bathroom right now?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And do you have the door closed?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I am in the bathroom putting eye patches on my eyes,
and I'm going to clean out my closet.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But are you Do you have the door closed so
that nobody can see you.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
No one's here to see me, Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
But I'm talking about the argument that we had over
having guests stay with us, and you you claiming that
they could see me naked. It's my bedroom. They cannot
see me naked. They're not supposed to look inside there.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay. So let's just clear this up. You do it
all of the time. You will be naked and be
naked when no one's here, especially when I'm gone.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Do what all you want, please, But when.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
We have company and there is the time I'm talking
about is when there was is a big mirror and
by the door, and people could walk by the door
and see you naked, and your was it's my room.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Don't look exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Just just shut the door.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
It's not hard to shut the door.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
If I was at their house and they were naked,
I would not be well. And maybe maybe maybe I
would peek in there. I don't know, the good looking friends.
But no, but if I if I was there, I
would not be looking in there for the sake that I.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Could see something that I shouldn't see. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Humans, though, you know you just kind of look anyway
to see that there's a door open. No one's thinking
to themselves like, ooh, let me see I like going
to see it naked, because that'd be the last thing
they would expect. What happened was when I walked in
and going naked and the doors open, and there outside.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
The door.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Not in fact, someone was cut twice. This has happened
when someone's going to come in the room with me
to grab something, and then I had to turn around
and scream I was on fire.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
I'm like Chelse, and I know Mojo's gonna say I'm
being a kiss ass.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
But what she even ad minuted yesterday, she goes, you
know what I love about Anna? Anna is such a
positive person with me. She made let me.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Tell my story. Okay, So when I was maybe like ten,
I was at my best friend's house and I ran
upstairs to get something out of my best friend's room
and I saw her dad in his room in his underwear.
And that was it. And I will never forget that
side ask the question seared in my head.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Let's ask a question, who did you see naked that
you did not want to see naked?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You got to call us up? You saw your friend's.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Dad, best friend's dad, is being in the underwear as
bad as being naked.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
I mean they were not they were little underwear.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, my grandma TV's one.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
Day pass the ways above the way like a weep
(06:21):
willow tree.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
I am so bad about shutting my door always whether
there's people, and how it's so bad and everybody in
my house has learned the hard way. And what about
that he has learned the hard way not to walk
into the room anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do you think he seeks out to see it. No,
but he did.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
And it was so uncomfortable, so awkward about you doing
was in the room too as well, So you know,
he's like, what he thought it was hysterical? He thought
it was hysterical. But I you know, it is a
lesson learned for everybody.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Step mom, No, that's not to walk into Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I want you to know that I've learned that in life.
I used to be the guy that used to go
to an all guys Catholic school and I wouldn't even
shower with the other guys because I was so embarrassed
about my penis size.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That now I don't care anymore. Hold On, ken Yetta.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Has a question what's your what's your question? Ken Yetta,
she's on the line at Ford, Chelse, Thank Yolsey, how
are you?
Speaker 11 (07:28):
I'm done? I'm great.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
The bathroom door closed.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Uh, well, it depends I did have it closed at sometimes, right, Chelsea?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You know?
Speaker 12 (07:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No, okay, Kenyatta. It's my bathroom and it's my bedroom.
I can be naked if I want to. Hey, ken Yetta,
who's the wildest person you ever saw?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Naked?
Speaker 11 (07:58):
Bill?
Speaker 13 (07:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It is funny when Anna brought up the idea that
she saw her her friend's dads in his underwear. I
will never forget seeing mister Barrett's dong the first time.
Mister Barrett is Tom. Chelsea knows Tom. Tom Barrett one
of my best buddy's dads. Look, we all went to
go play basketball together at our school at Saint Michael's
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and he went into the locker room to go change
into his clothes. And I walked in, not realizing that
he was going to be in there. And he turns
around and it was like an elephant. Why was he
he was putting on his shorts? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
How you doing? White guys can do that?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, you'll play draws guard me, No, get off me, sir,
Why don't you? Yeah, go ahead, Nick? What were you
calling for?
Speaker 13 (09:06):
So my buddy used to live with his grandma.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
She was almost ninety and one time she didn't close
the bathroom door, and.
Speaker 14 (09:12):
When she stood up from the toilet, he saw her barras.
Speaker 11 (09:16):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Every time he tells the story, he calls it her
morale mushroom looking at.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh my god, that is so funny. Jeez, thank you
for the call. Nick. What's up? How you doing? Candas?
How are you good? How are you good? N Yeah?
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Good.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Growing up, we always went up north with my grandpa
and my best friend and I were on the top bed,
both bed, and we look out the window and my
grandpa just hans his you know what, Wally being here
hanging out you don't care exactly and it was a
site that will never ever forguess and being young, they
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humblow when.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I want to know who's hung lower your grandpa's penis or.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Nod and grandma house?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Right now? All right, Chelsea, I love you. I'll talk
to you later. Trish, Trisha, Yes, who did you see naked?
Speaker 14 (10:21):
My boss? Well?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Wait, hold on, hold on, I say, what did you say?
Speaker 12 (10:28):
My employer, my boss, the owner.
Speaker 14 (10:30):
Where I work.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You saw him not naked, you said, but in his underwear.
Speaker 12 (10:36):
Yeah. So I don't want to say where I work because.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I wouldn't ask you. I don't want you don't want
to get show. Although I don't think you're getting in trouble.
I think he is for putting it. Why why was
he in his underwear? Do you work at the University
of Michigan.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
No, but he him and another employee were doing this
weight lot.
Speaker 12 (10:55):
They're still doing it actually, but this weight loss thing,
and so they weigh in and he had to make weight,
and so he.
Speaker 14 (11:02):
Was in his They were in his office doing that,
and I walked by because my office is close to
his office and his door's open.
Speaker 12 (11:12):
Mojo God, and he was in his underwear.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
Well, I mean he's also my father in law, So yeah,
that's I definitely And also first time, long time.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
That is a mental picture.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
Oh.
Speaker 14 (11:42):
I thought this was a perfect call for my.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Friend speaking of father in law. Hold on, Aaron walked
in on your father in law too, Is that right?
Speaker 15 (11:51):
Erin Yeah, it was a few years ago and my
mother in law was needed something from her bedroom when
she asked me to go get it, and she was like,
don't worry had sleep and don't worry about it. And
so I went in there.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
I didn't knock or anything, and I happened to walk
in at the moment that he was getting up to
go to the bathroom, and he was in some teeny
tiny tidy white What's.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Up with father in laws wearing tidy whities like jockey underwear.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Like they that's I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Think anybody does that below the age of sixty.
Speaker 13 (12:24):
Why why are you My father in law's in his
seventies now.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
So, yeah, he.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
Was definitely.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Is horrible boxer briefs.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, hold on, this is worse, Matt.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You saw your aunt not only naked, but what did you.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
Say she was doing this? No, it was her boyfriend.
Speaker 16 (12:49):
At the time.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
What were you doing? Why were you looking in at
your aunt having sex?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Well?
Speaker 11 (12:56):
I didn't want to look. Yeah, I just so happened.
I was at home eating a bowl of cereal, watch cartoons,
got down on my cereal, walk into the kitchen. I
got to walk past her room to get to the kitchen.
I walk past her room and I hear her slapping sound.
(13:19):
Didn't nothing of it. Go put my cereal bowl in
the sink, turn around by they go back to the
living room to watch some more cartoons. I heard the
slapping sound again, and the bedroom door is cracked. It's
not open, but it's cracked. And you know kids a
(13:40):
currie so uh keek in and.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Reaction smacking the booty. No, no, yeah, she has still
to this day. Doesn't your aunt know that you've seen
her get her booty slapped?
Speaker 12 (14:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
And i' let's call it.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
When you're telling that story. At first, I'm going, why
is a grown man eating a bowl of cereal?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Standard for?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I know, my god, that's crazy. What a crazy story?
Hold on, last one, Tasha, you there.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Tasha, Yes, that's here.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Tasha.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
You saw the wildest person I think anybody could see naked,
because you'd never think that you would see this.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
What did you see?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I saw my daughter's principal.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How in the heck did that happen?
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Well, it was after school and I walked past his
office and he was in a compromising position with another teacher.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh my scandal. Yes, and so what did you do?
Did you take that to the superintendent or what'd you do?
Speaker 12 (14:57):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
I was kind of taking him back because it was unexpected.
So what I did was, when I was walking through
the hall, I was talking really loud to let them
know that we can see you. Somebody is in the hallway.
And then maybe three or four minutes later, both of
them came out looking all dishevel.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh my god, that's crazy man. Yeah, certain sights. Oh,
and Lydia says, I must take Leonard. Okay, Leonard, I
must take you. Why is that.
Speaker 12 (15:33):
So?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Uh? My grandpa used to just sit and get jump
all the time and watch his war movies. Well, my
grandma caught me to come over and come and take
him up. He fell down back in the bedroom, and
she was older, she can't pick him up.
Speaker 16 (15:47):
So I go over there and I'm trying to give
him up, and I'm trying to explain to someone what I'm
gonna do it pick him up because he drunk. I
give him up and we are face to face, and
all of a suddenly his pants just fall down because
he had that phase where he just worked for Jamas
all the time, and this thing is sitting right on
my thick my no, oh no, I started calling my
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grandma and.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
Grandma right.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
He said, I'm not texting.
Speaker 13 (16:27):
Don't James Dune.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh, that's it all right, Leonard, thank you for the call.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Take care of yourself.
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Oh say,
we have friends staying at our house and I wanted
to do to bring this up. I was going to
bring it up on yesterday show and I think they
even teased it, but I didn't get it around to it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So we have friends that are staying with us right now.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And can you guys tell me if I am in
the wrong on this one, and don't just side with
Chelsea just because you're afraid of her. Shannon or Anna
who is a kiss ass to it to.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Right yea. So we have another couple that is staying
with us, and they're staying with us for a few days,
and it's been fun with them there. I have, for
some reason, have I hit a point in my life
once I got over fifty years old I started feeling
this way. I have no problem with taking my clothes
off and being naked. Chelsea thinks that it's very weird.
I should have my clothes on all the time. Look
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at me. I probably should. So they're staying in our house.
I go to the bedroom to go change and now
our bedroom is on our first floor, so we have
a first floor master bedroom. These guys are all in
the living area, our great room and stuff where the
TV is. I go into the great room and I
am in the master and so I'm in there and
(01:14):
I'm changing and Chelsea comes in and goes, hey, close
the door. And I said to her, what are you
talking about? I said, first off, I'm in the bathroom
of our bedroom. And she goes, but they could walk
in here at any time. And I said to her, go, no,
they can't. You don't walk into somebody's master, bathroom or bedroom.
You know what I mean, you do you stay out
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of it. And she goes, you can't just be naked
sitting inside of hair while they're out there. We have
guests that are here. And I said to her, go, Chelsea,
I can be naked wherever I want in my house.
It's my house, but it's my bedroom. And when you're
in a when you're in a your home, your bedroom
is your exactly. So Chelsea was yelling at me all
(01:58):
about this, and then she claimed, call Chelsea up. Will
you call her up, Lydia please? Chelsea says. Chelsea then
claims that they can see me because there's a mirror
at the front of the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I mean, your bedroom is very close to the group.
It's right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But she claims that I'm going to be by the mirror,
and the mirror is going to reflect or the window
that the you know, is going to reflect out, and
they're going to see like me walking around. I personally
think this if I go to your house, like if
I go to Shannon's house or Kevin, I've never been
invited to your place.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You have, you just can't come here.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
If I see that your bedroom door is open, I'm
not going near your bedroom. I don't even care if
you have a bathroom in there that I need to use.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
First thing, though, did we test the theory if from
wherever they were they could see the reflection of you.
I have not tested it that first. You don't need
to be in my bare room. If you're a guest,
you stay in guest areas. My bedroom isn't a guest area.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, hold on, Chelsea, Yes, Chelsea, are you naked in
the bathroom right now?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And do you have the door closed?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I am in the bathroom putting eye patches on my eyes,
and I'm going to clean out my closet.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But are you Do you have the door closed so
that nobody can see you.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
No one's here to see me, Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
But I'm talking about the argument that we had over
having guests stay with us, and you you claiming that
they could see me naked. It's my bedroom. They cannot
see me naked. They're not supposed to look inside there.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay. So let's just clear this up. You do it
all of the time. You will be naked and be
naked when no one's here, especially when I'm gone.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Do what all you want, please, But when.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
We have company and there is the time I'm talking
about is when there was is a big mirror and
by the door, and people could walk by the door
and see you naked, and your was it's my room.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Don't look exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Just just shut the door.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
It's not hard to shut the door.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
If I was at their house and they were naked,
I would not be well. And maybe maybe maybe I
would peek in there. I don't know, the good looking friends.
But no, but if I if I was there, I
would not be looking in there for the sake that I.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Could see something that I shouldn't see. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Humans, though, you know you just kind of look anyway
to see that there's a door open. No one's thinking
to themselves like, ooh, let me see I like going
to see it naked, because that'd be the last thing
they would expect. What happened was when I walked in
and going naked and the doors open, and there outside.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
The door.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Not in fact, someone was cut twice. This has happened
when someone's going to come in the room with me
to grab something, and then I had to turn around
and scream I was on fire.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
I'm like Chelse, and I know Mojo's gonna say I'm
being a kiss ass.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
But what she even ad minuted yesterday, she goes, you
know what I love about Anna? Anna is such a
positive person with me. She made let me.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Tell my story. Okay, So when I was maybe like ten,
I was at my best friend's house and I ran
upstairs to get something out of my best friend's room
and I saw her dad in his room in his underwear.
And that was it. And I will never forget that
side ask the question seared in my head.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Let's ask a question, who did you see naked that
you did not want to see naked?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You got to call us up? You saw your friend's.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Dad, best friend's dad, is being in the underwear as
bad as being naked.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
I mean they were not they were little underwear.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, my grandma TV's one.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
Day pass the ways above the way like a weep
(06:21):
willow tree.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
I am so bad about shutting my door always whether
there's people, and how it's so bad and everybody in
my house has learned the hard way. And what about
that he has learned the hard way not to walk
into the room anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do you think he seeks out to see it. No,
but he did.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
And it was so uncomfortable, so awkward about you doing
was in the room too as well, So you know,
he's like, what he thought it was hysterical? He thought
it was hysterical. But I you know, it is a
lesson learned for everybody.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Step mom, No, that's not to walk into Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I want you to know that I've learned that in life.
I used to be the guy that used to go
to an all guys Catholic school and I wouldn't even
shower with the other guys because I was so embarrassed
about my penis size.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That now I don't care anymore. Hold On, ken Yetta.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Has a question what's your what's your question? Ken Yetta,
she's on the line at Ford, Chelse, Thank Yolsey, how
are you?
Speaker 11 (07:28):
I'm done? I'm great.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
The bathroom door closed.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Uh, well, it depends I did have it closed at sometimes, right, Chelsea?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You know?
Speaker 12 (07:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No, okay, Kenyatta. It's my bathroom and it's my bedroom.
I can be naked if I want to. Hey, ken Yetta,
who's the wildest person you ever saw?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Naked?
Speaker 11 (07:58):
Bill?
Speaker 13 (07:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It is funny when Anna brought up the idea that
she saw her her friend's dads in his underwear. I
will never forget seeing mister Barrett's dong the first time.
Mister Barrett is Tom. Chelsea knows Tom. Tom Barrett one
of my best buddy's dads. Look, we all went to
go play basketball together at our school at Saint Michael's
(08:25):
and he went into the locker room to go change
into his clothes. And I walked in, not realizing that
he was going to be in there. And he turns
around and it was like an elephant. Why was he
he was putting on his shorts? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
How you doing? White guys can do that?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, you'll play draws guard me, No, get off me, sir,
Why don't you? Yeah, go ahead, Nick? What were you
calling for?
Speaker 13 (09:06):
So my buddy used to live with his grandma.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
She was almost ninety and one time she didn't close
the bathroom door, and.
Speaker 14 (09:12):
When she stood up from the toilet, he saw her barras.
Speaker 11 (09:16):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Every time he tells the story, he calls it her
morale mushroom looking at.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh my god, that is so funny. Jeez, thank you
for the call. Nick. What's up? How you doing? Candas?
How are you good? How are you good? N Yeah?
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Good.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Growing up, we always went up north with my grandpa
and my best friend and I were on the top bed,
both bed, and we look out the window and my
grandpa just hans his you know what, Wally being here
hanging out you don't care exactly and it was a
site that will never ever forguess and being young, they
(09:59):
humblow when.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I want to know who's hung lower your grandpa's penis or.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Nod and grandma house?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Right now? All right, Chelsea, I love you. I'll talk
to you later. Trish, Trisha, Yes, who did you see naked?
Speaker 14 (10:21):
My boss? Well?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Wait, hold on, hold on, I say, what did you say?
Speaker 12 (10:28):
My employer, my boss, the owner.
Speaker 14 (10:30):
Where I work.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You saw him not naked, you said, but in his underwear.
Speaker 12 (10:36):
Yeah. So I don't want to say where I work because.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I wouldn't ask you. I don't want you don't want
to get show. Although I don't think you're getting in trouble.
I think he is for putting it. Why why was
he in his underwear? Do you work at the University
of Michigan.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
No, but he him and another employee were doing this
weight lot.
Speaker 12 (10:55):
They're still doing it actually, but this weight loss thing,
and so they weigh in and he had to make weight,
and so he.
Speaker 14 (11:02):
Was in his They were in his office doing that,
and I walked by because my office is close to
his office and his door's open.
Speaker 12 (11:12):
Mojo God, and he was in his underwear.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
Well, I mean he's also my father in law, So yeah,
that's I definitely And also first time, long time.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
That is a mental picture.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
Oh.
Speaker 14 (11:42):
I thought this was a perfect call for my.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Friend speaking of father in law. Hold on, Aaron walked
in on your father in law too, Is that right?
Speaker 15 (11:51):
Erin Yeah, it was a few years ago and my
mother in law was needed something from her bedroom when
she asked me to go get it, and she was like,
don't worry had sleep and don't worry about it. And
so I went in there.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
I didn't knock or anything, and I happened to walk
in at the moment that he was getting up to
go to the bathroom, and he was in some teeny
tiny tidy white What's.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Up with father in laws wearing tidy whities like jockey underwear.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Like they that's I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Think anybody does that below the age of sixty.
Speaker 13 (12:24):
Why why are you My father in law's in his
seventies now.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
So, yeah, he.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
Was definitely.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Is horrible boxer briefs.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, hold on, this is worse, Matt.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You saw your aunt not only naked, but what did you.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
Say she was doing this? No, it was her boyfriend.
Speaker 16 (12:49):
At the time.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
What were you doing? Why were you looking in at
your aunt having sex?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Well?
Speaker 11 (12:56):
I didn't want to look. Yeah, I just so happened.
I was at home eating a bowl of cereal, watch cartoons,
got down on my cereal, walk into the kitchen. I
got to walk past her room to get to the kitchen.
I walk past her room and I hear her slapping sound.
(13:19):
Didn't nothing of it. Go put my cereal bowl in
the sink, turn around by they go back to the
living room to watch some more cartoons. I heard the
slapping sound again, and the bedroom door is cracked. It's
not open, but it's cracked. And you know kids a
(13:40):
currie so uh keek in and.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Reaction smacking the booty. No, no, yeah, she has still
to this day. Doesn't your aunt know that you've seen
her get her booty slapped?
Speaker 12 (14:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
And i' let's call it.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
When you're telling that story. At first, I'm going, why
is a grown man eating a bowl of cereal?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Standard for?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I know, my god, that's crazy. What a crazy story?
Hold on, last one, Tasha, you there.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Tasha, Yes, that's here.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Tasha.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
You saw the wildest person I think anybody could see naked,
because you'd never think that you would see this.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
What did you see?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I saw my daughter's principal.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How in the heck did that happen?
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Well, it was after school and I walked past his
office and he was in a compromising position with another teacher.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh my scandal. Yes, and so what did you do?
Did you take that to the superintendent or what'd you do?
Speaker 12 (14:57):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
I was kind of taking him back because it was unexpected.
So what I did was, when I was walking through
the hall, I was talking really loud to let them
know that we can see you. Somebody is in the hallway.
And then maybe three or four minutes later, both of
them came out looking all dishevel.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh my god, that's crazy man. Yeah, certain sights. Oh,
and Lydia says, I must take Leonard. Okay, Leonard, I
must take you. Why is that.
Speaker 12 (15:33):
So?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Uh? My grandpa used to just sit and get jump
all the time and watch his war movies. Well, my
grandma caught me to come over and come and take
him up. He fell down back in the bedroom, and
she was older, she can't pick him up.
Speaker 16 (15:47):
So I go over there and I'm trying to give
him up, and I'm trying to explain to someone what I'm
gonna do it pick him up because he drunk. I
give him up and we are face to face, and
all of a suddenly his pants just fall down because
he had that phase where he just worked for Jamas
all the time, and this thing is sitting right on
my thick my no, oh no, I started calling my
(16:13):
grandma and.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
Grandma right.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
He said, I'm not texting.
Speaker 13 (16:27):
Don't James Dune.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh, that's it all right, Leonard, thank you for the call.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Take care of yourself.
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