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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coach on the morning. You know what we're gonna do
right now. We're gonna get our free com get our
free company. Get it, get it, get it, get it,
get our free company. Kevin, what's going on, buddy? How
are you man?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm feeling good, man, How are you good? Kevin?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
By the way, got a little salty because the Salvation
Army major took his mic.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I gave it up willingly. I said, here, no problem.
She said, you want me to move? I said, no,
it's over here. We got options. You were salty that
I did in my commercial Olydia suite and told me
I might as well just stand here and do the
rest of the show.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You know what, if we don't tell it, let's tell
it all. You made Shannon and I feel like you
don't want to be with us. Don't try to bring
Shannon and your drama. Shannon said that to me. She said,
I was very offended by this, and I said to Shannon,
I go, I agree, I'm offended to Shannon.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Don't let him long. He thought that maybe it was
you know's not the same, it's not the same energy
when you're not here. Don't let you in. Was horrible
by the way, it was really bad. All right, let's
talk about freaks though.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
All right, let's get I'm had a conversation with someone
and they were telling me that there are certain things
that stand out about a person, and when you see
these things, you say, oh, yeah, that's a freak. So
I wanted to know, are there things that immediately when
you look at someone that's that did giveaway? Now, the
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thing that they said about a woman was if you
see a woman and she has a large tattoo on
her side, I'm not talking about like a little Bible verse,
nothing cute under the boob, about a reb cage, like
a full tattoo, like a raven or something. Yeah, a
flower on her side, on her side, and if that
extends from her side to like her upper thigh, like
(01:37):
down the leg, that's the new tram stamp man.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
They said that if you see that, she a free Yes,
I agree. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Now for guys, like if you see a dude with
a thumb ring.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Stuff, oh oh I needed a guy who wore a thumbring,
And I agree with that statement. Remember the story I
told about the guy that pulled out a paddle.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Ye oh, he had a thumb ring regular dudes not
out here just with thumb rings.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Bro, Like that's a sign.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And you, boy, that really got me a couple of.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Does he use the thumb ring at all? Or is
it just that he has the thumb ring? Did not?
You don't know what is the thumb ring come into play?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I think that when a guy is a thumb ring
like that, he's he's a gypsy or something.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
A traveler. Yeah, they're not known as gypsies anywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, okay, well travelers, all right, he's that, or he's
he's a fan of Harry Potter.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, which house is he? Yeah? Huff thumb summis Slytherin.
You know what's the other? Any other? I would say,
and this there's like a saying about this too. But
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the bigger the hoop, the bigger the whole. Come on,
the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hope you could
wear your hoop rings as a bracelet, right, I say
that I could see that.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
The bigger the hole, I can see girls a big.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
One on the list that's insane, And that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I always heard the girls that wear toe rings too
are also kind of free rings.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Freak me out. Really, I don't like it. I think
they're hot. Oh my god, it literally makes my stomach teeth.
It's one of them, you know, because you're proud of
your you know, your feet look good. Nobody's putting toe
rings on some janky feet.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Somebody also told me that guys, when a guy wears
his his watch on his right hand and not his
left hand on the wrist, that the guy sending sending
a message to possibly another person that's there, that he's
ready to go. Really, I always thought it was based
on if you're a right handed or left of.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
The same sex. He's selling other guys he's ready to go.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The other guys could be other girls. I mean, you
could be sending messages. He's sending messages to girls at bars.
If you wear it on your if you wear it
on your right because I'm a right handed guy, so
I always thought that you wear it on your left hand,
your left hand, so that you can pop it up.
But they say guys that wear it on this hand
on the right hand, they're sending messages. So I don't
know if that's the case. Eight four four Mojo Live
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I would love if you would share with us your
freak thing that you think when you see somebody doing
something or wearing something. You know, man, they go into
the bedroom and they do everything.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Can I give you mine? Yeah? I also think it's
very hot when guys have nose rings? Really, all right?
What's not a nose ring? Like or stutter? Hoop? Doesn't matter? No,
you got it. You can't have a fake one? Hey
telling me?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You say, I say it tupac Like, oh tupoc Oh okay,
I don't know what that.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So you want to stud a stutter or a hoop?
You are okay either? Or what if they were both?
Because I've been seeing that a lot of ladies. That
is a trend right now. I've been thinking about getting
my nose pierced a second time to do it too?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hot?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hot?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
What if they have their in between piers down there?
Oh lord? No? Can I tell you why attached? Anybody?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Anybody who has they're downstairs taking care of usually is
not even that freaky.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Really, yeah, I'm like, why do you do this to
be cool? Really? Does it hurt when you walk? When
I was with somebody when they got it done?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Heart a guy, when you have Okay, So here's quick question.
When you talk about the chain, where does the chain
go to from one to another? Where does he had
it all his thing and then he went up to
like his nipple? What if it what if he has
a chained to his wallet?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
If you not like.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
This, the wallet not that God? Well, wallet chains to
me are hysterical because I always think it just kid
Rock with wallet chains because he always has that like
little thing that goes down.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I want to like the little Louis pouch that you
can clip onto your belt.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, like what about what about guys that were messenger bags?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Somebody told me that that was also another one too.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
The guy messenger now is a guy who likes to uh,
oh god, how do you say this appropriately on the radio?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah? Sometimes it's a guy who meal preps and goes
to bed at nine. That's not a freak. Really is
a meal prepper. He likes uh.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
For Christmas, we were talking about gifts like pogo sticks,
but like receiving it from a woman. My guy that
because you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
If you carry a Messenger bag, I don't get it.
What would you do as a woman? What would you? Wait?
Question for you.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
What would you do as a woman And we're not
going to kink shame people, but we are what would
you do as a woman if you were in bed
and he wanted you, he wanted you to to do that,
would you be okay?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Trying to figure out what it is?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
They always say what you got to sacrifice for your partner?
And when you look, that's that would make that would
make me wonder?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I would. I would wonder if he's you wouldn't try
like in the me or Steve, you wouldn't do it once?
Just to see really yeah my husband? Yeah? No, actually
never won. No, I wouldn't do it tonight, just see
what his reaction buy it? You know?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You know how West always like comes up on you
and surprises you and goes, boom, do.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This they have this be your boo? Well, Megan, have
you done it to a guy? No? But I would.
I would do it once? Would you dare? I say,
wouldn't idea you guys say boom?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I would try it just to be like, do you
like it? Do it? What's on Babel? How you doing
smoke in the morning. I find that girls that have
like grown women with hello kitty stuff, all over.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, freaky freaky that or hello kitty girls, people women
who have mirrored furniture, you know, the it's a giving
and tables.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
That have the reflective services.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
What about bedazzlers? What about girls that are bedazzlers? Be
dazzlers always seem to me like they're a little freaky.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
What's up? Call? How you doing? I I did that
one time. I tried that one time? You did what?
One time?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
The pogo?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And what did did he ask for it?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh? My god? You don't just spring that on somebody
on the mouse.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Do you think that he uh? Do you think that
he really was into you? Or do you think what
do you think that story is about?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
No, but I saw.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I asked him and I told him, you know, have
you ever tried a guy? Maybe that's your thing, Maybe
that's you know. He said, no, no, no, no, I'm
not attracted.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
That attracted a guy?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, when uh you were done pogo stinking, did you
just look at him and say, I'm the captain.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Now, yeah, I'm in charge. Was it weird for you though?
Like were you kind of like e yeah, yeah, yes
it is. It was.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's not something that I am in too or we
do again, because it's.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, you look at them differently after exactly. Yeah, yeah,
that's fair, that's super fair. That to me makes me go,
I don't think we're going to have a second date,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But yeah, no, yeah, are you glad you could like
check that off your to do list?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
How soon after how soon after you pogo stanctum, did
you call your best friend and said you're never.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Gonna believe what is happen? I'm pretty sure it was
the same day in the group chair. She was kind
of jealous. She was like, how come you've always fried
these guys? Thank you for the call, Loretta? What's up? Loretta?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, I'm gonnavoice disguise you hold on a second voice
disguising you go ahead, go ahead, what's up?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
No, my ex husband actually asked me to do that
for him and actually ended up.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Conting, really why why?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Because then he parted looking up different adult fight, yes,
and different other than male and female.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
So he was he became obsessed.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh okay, so that is interesting, Like I I could
see where and this is again no shaming it all,
but I could see that maybe he was a little
confused about his sexuality.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I think, how long were you all married before this happened? Wow,
that's uh? And he still with him?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
So and prior to that, you had no assumptions or
nothing gave you the thought, not at all.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
He was very masculate, very well.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, that h that's an interesting thing, very masculine. I U.
I do find that that would probably be one of
those ones where you'd be like, huh, I wonder what
we you know what I mean, like that would uh
make you feel that way?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
But are you guys still friends to this day or no?
Do you not talk?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
No, we don't speak, but we have mutual friends. And
I hear the great and you still do it?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Okay, all right, well, thank you, I appreciate it. By
the way, does anybody know and I know their advertiser
does Crella's Settle pogo sticks?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
They do? They call them pogo sticks? No, okay, all right.
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