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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to announce the contest here during this time.
Can I do that, Lydia? Are you okay with that? Yeah,
I'm going to okay. I'm gonna change I'm gonna change
the schedule up a little bit. But it is time
now to announce a contest that I think quite possibly
might be one of the better contests that we've ever
(00:21):
come up with. To give away concert tickets. I mean,
we can give concert tickets away and we do to
call her number ninety five, But why give away concert
tickets to call her number ninety five? When you can
come up with fun names for contests like we have
done on this radio show, and this one is one
that adds to it. Please welcome our newest contest that
will begin will be on Wednesday, So Wednesday morning, which
(00:44):
is the night of the Jelly Roll concert. It's sniff
my Whole for Jelly Roll Favor. That is going to
be the contest that we're going to be doing. And
I don't know if everybody knows, but the person that's
going to be sniffing the hole for Jelly Roll to
(01:06):
decide who is going to win sold out tickets to
go see Jelly Roll is none other than cav from
cav knows here. Do you guys know cav nosv Oh,
I'm doing it? You didn't know that? I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I think, well, I mean it makes sense. I think
this is the worst contest ever. Why do you disgusting? No,
it ain't because I gotta do it. That adds to
the level of disgusting. But just the name smelling somebody whole, Like,
are you serious?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
But here's the thing. It's not the hole that you
think it's. You think it could be your ear hole.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I don't want to smelly. No, No, we're gonna go
down a little bit. We're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Their belly button. We're gonna do their belly button. Kevin,
that is disgusting. How is that disgusting?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Everybody's Do you want to smell somebody belly button?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Honestly, he's the only person I know that admits that
he smells.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He got experience. I go in and usually at the end,
at the end of a long day, I like to
go and pick the lint out of my belly button.
You kick back with a nice bourbon and just take away.
I like to pick the lint right out of it.
And then what I like to do is after I
pick the lint out, I like to smell my fingers
to see what my fingers smell like. And honestly, I
(02:21):
I kind of get a good, a good high off
of it. It's like a great high.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Make sure you had a dumb button ready, no promises.
If I got to smell somebody belly button.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So, Lydia, is it gonna be the person with the
smelliest belly button? Or is keV just pick it based
on which one he wants? Like, how is it belly button?
The raunchiest belly button wins? So? How do people runch
up their belly button? Is there a way to launch them?
I guess yeah, Cavin, that's right. You know what a
(02:53):
raunchy belly button smells like. You got me there, Lydia.
I've i've known you to have a smelly belly button.
Never smell me that close, No, I've I've I could
smell your belly button from over here right now. Did
you didn't shower last night? Did you? Okay? Did you shower? Yeah?
(03:13):
Hour you did not. I'm looking at you right now.
You get a little greasy to the face there right now.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's uh, that's the natural glow. So what it is?
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight. If you would like to
be in studio with us on Wednesday to try to
win this, and you're willing to let us call out
your smell of your belly button, you can call eight
four four Mojo Live eight four four sixty six five
(03:40):
sixty five four eight. That's the telephone number. Ken wants
to be in this thing.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Hi, Ken, how you doing, buddy? Good morning? Oh? Are
we smelling it right now? Ken? I'm smelling it right now? Yes? Uh?
What is it?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Just like a you know, a small doing the wine?
What notes of what in that belly button today?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh? My god? Don't like that. Has your wife ever
told you that you you smell? Like if she ever
told you that there's anything on your body that I smell,
she should.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Just like wave me off so you know, she won't
say it, but she would get me a wave with.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
The hand like, oh like all like waving the smell,
the bad smell away from her nose. Okay, all right,
can you're in this contest? Hang on one second? Okay,
thank you? All right? What's up?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Peggy high by Mojo that is the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I cannot believe. I was like, what's come on?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What send all complets to our boss Tony Travado. If
you're offended, just guess what he came up.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
He's the guy I mean, come on, guys said it's
just I love. I'm with Kevin.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
He's saying it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You got that right, But you need to grow a
sense of humor. You need a personality there, Peggy, Oh,
I got a personality like you know what that sounds like.
It sounds like you're offended by this because you've got
a smelly hole. I don't smell it. I wouldn't know.
I just cleaned my body, that's all. Why don't you
(05:28):
come into the studio and let us smell your your
belly button, smell your whole for jelly rob No, I'll
pass on that. That's disgusting. I want Peggy's I want
Peggy's co workers today to smell her belly button before me. Okay,
and let me know how she smells. I'm retired now, Okay,
then I want your kids and family. I wanted to
all the people that are around you call me off
(05:49):
about Peggy. Okay, if I would tell them now they
would say, my you're disgusting, and I'm gonna mention it.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I'm going to I'm going to my daughter's right now.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You do me a favor, Lydia, get her daughter's number.
I want to call her daughter and find out what
her whole smells like. Alexis, are you there? Would you
like to be part of this contest?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
As weird as it is, I do want to be a.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Part of it.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I love it. I love that see that somebody's got
a sense of humor this morning. Yes, and I'm sure
that you've got a belly button that smells like roses. Well, yes,
but we're going to change that. Yes, I like that
attitude out of you. That's I mean, you never know.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I may pick the most rosiest of the belly buttons,
so obviously I'm the one that's doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So it's gonna be my rules. When I got to
see are you an any or audi guy? Do you
like girls with anyes or oudy? I'm always preferring to
go in. Okay, all right, what do we have there, Alexis?
I got an okay, all right, hang on one second.
You're in the contest so far, so good. Emma wants
to be part of this contest. Look at all these
women that want to be part of those contest. I
am a hi, Emma. It is smell my whole for
(06:58):
jelly Roll, and you want to win a pair of
tickets to the sold out Jelly Roll concert which is
Wednesday night at Little Caesars Arena. Yes, I do. If
I could ask you, what would your belly buttons smell
like right now?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Right now? It's kind of like morning breath before you
break your teas O Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, Yeah, don't clean inside, okay, and make sure that
you keep that thing looking good. All right?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
All right? We love you for this, Thanks Tom. I
appreciate it. Where you're from, hate this job. Yeah. By
the way, this is something that we love to do
on our show, and that's come up with great names
for contest. What was it? The first direction? For one
direction was one of the ones that we did. What
was it again?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Beaver?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's right, shave your beaver for beaver. But this one
is perfect because it involves Kevin. Yeah, and I hope
we have some first time longtime belly holes that you're
going to smell.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Amazon the phone, right right, how many belly holes are.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
We talking about? What companies call as many people who
want in this contest? I want him smelling all Wednesday morning.
Oh lord, you're tired of this election. This is gonna
be one way that you can actually enjoy a radio
show that's not gonna be worried about an election On Wednesday.
We're gonna be worried about belly holes. Here we go. Hey,
what's up, y'all? This is jelly Rolling. You're listening to
(08:27):
Mojo in the Morning. I think jelly Roll should come
on the air with us on Wednesday to give cav
a little, you know, advice on how to smell. I
bet you Jelly Roll's got him smelly belly button smell bunnies.
This is why we'll be right back with more Mojo
in the Morning. We got a huge announcement about jingle
(08:47):
Ball coming up. There's a huge addition that you're gonna love. Next,
we take us to Moo's jingle Ball President by Capitol One,
Grab him the Minies, Jack Carlow, Teddy Swims, Jason, Sweetie,
medicine Vere and more.
I want to announce the contest here during this time.
Can I do that, Lydia? Are you okay with that? Yeah,
I'm going to okay. I'm gonna change I'm gonna change
the schedule up a little bit. But it is time
now to announce a contest that I think quite possibly
might be one of the better contests that we've ever
(00:21):
come up with. To give away concert tickets. I mean,
we can give concert tickets away and we do to
call her number ninety five, But why give away concert
tickets to call her number ninety five? When you can
come up with fun names for contests like we have
done on this radio show, and this one is one
that adds to it. Please welcome our newest contest that
will begin will be on Wednesday, So Wednesday morning, which
(00:44):
is the night of the Jelly Roll concert. It's sniff
my Whole for Jelly Roll Favor. That is going to
be the contest that we're going to be doing. And
I don't know if everybody knows, but the person that's
going to be sniffing the hole for Jelly Roll to
(01:06):
decide who is going to win sold out tickets to
go see Jelly Roll is none other than cav from
cav knows here. Do you guys know cav nosv Oh,
I'm doing it? You didn't know that? I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I think, well, I mean it makes sense. I think
this is the worst contest ever. Why do you disgusting? No,
it ain't because I gotta do it. That adds to
the level of disgusting. But just the name smelling somebody whole, Like,
are you serious?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
But here's the thing. It's not the hole that you
think it's. You think it could be your ear hole.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I don't want to smelly. No, No, we're gonna go
down a little bit. We're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Their belly button. We're gonna do their belly button. Kevin,
that is disgusting. How is that disgusting?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Everybody's Do you want to smell somebody belly button?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Honestly, he's the only person I know that admits that
he smells.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He got experience. I go in and usually at the end,
at the end of a long day, I like to
go and pick the lint out of my belly button.
You kick back with a nice bourbon and just take away.
I like to pick the lint right out of it.
And then what I like to do is after I
pick the lint out, I like to smell my fingers
to see what my fingers smell like. And honestly, I
(02:21):
I kind of get a good, a good high off
of it. It's like a great high.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Make sure you had a dumb button ready, no promises.
If I got to smell somebody belly button.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So, Lydia, is it gonna be the person with the
smelliest belly button? Or is keV just pick it based
on which one he wants? Like, how is it belly button?
The raunchiest belly button wins? So? How do people runch
up their belly button? Is there a way to launch them?
I guess yeah, Cavin, that's right. You know what a
(02:53):
raunchy belly button smells like. You got me there, Lydia.
I've i've known you to have a smelly belly button.
Never smell me that close, No, I've I've I could
smell your belly button from over here right now. Did
you didn't shower last night? Did you? Okay? Did you shower? Yeah?
(03:13):
Hour you did not. I'm looking at you right now.
You get a little greasy to the face there right now.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's uh, that's the natural glow. So what it is?
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight. If you would like to
be in studio with us on Wednesday to try to
win this, and you're willing to let us call out
your smell of your belly button, you can call eight
four four Mojo Live eight four four sixty six five
(03:40):
sixty five four eight. That's the telephone number. Ken wants
to be in this thing.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Hi, Ken, how you doing, buddy? Good morning? Oh? Are
we smelling it right now? Ken? I'm smelling it right now? Yes? Uh?
What is it?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Just like a you know, a small doing the wine?
What notes of what in that belly button today?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh? My god? Don't like that. Has your wife ever
told you that you you smell? Like if she ever
told you that there's anything on your body that I smell,
she should.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Just like wave me off so you know, she won't
say it, but she would get me a wave with.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
The hand like, oh like all like waving the smell,
the bad smell away from her nose. Okay, all right,
can you're in this contest? Hang on one second? Okay,
thank you? All right? What's up?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Peggy high by Mojo that is the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I cannot believe. I was like, what's come on?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What send all complets to our boss Tony Travado. If
you're offended, just guess what he came up.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
He's the guy I mean, come on, guys said it's
just I love. I'm with Kevin.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
He's saying it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You got that right, But you need to grow a
sense of humor. You need a personality there, Peggy, Oh,
I got a personality like you know what that sounds like.
It sounds like you're offended by this because you've got
a smelly hole. I don't smell it. I wouldn't know.
I just cleaned my body, that's all. Why don't you
(05:28):
come into the studio and let us smell your your
belly button, smell your whole for jelly rob No, I'll
pass on that. That's disgusting. I want Peggy's I want
Peggy's co workers today to smell her belly button before me. Okay,
and let me know how she smells. I'm retired now, Okay,
then I want your kids and family. I wanted to
all the people that are around you call me off
(05:49):
about Peggy. Okay, if I would tell them now they
would say, my you're disgusting, and I'm gonna mention it.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I'm going to I'm going to my daughter's right now.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You do me a favor, Lydia, get her daughter's number.
I want to call her daughter and find out what
her whole smells like. Alexis, are you there? Would you
like to be part of this contest?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
As weird as it is, I do want to be a.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Part of it.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I love it. I love that see that somebody's got
a sense of humor this morning. Yes, and I'm sure
that you've got a belly button that smells like roses. Well, yes,
but we're going to change that. Yes, I like that
attitude out of you. That's I mean, you never know.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I may pick the most rosiest of the belly buttons,
so obviously I'm the one that's doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So it's gonna be my rules. When I got to
see are you an any or audi guy? Do you
like girls with anyes or oudy? I'm always preferring to
go in. Okay, all right, what do we have there, Alexis?
I got an okay, all right, hang on one second.
You're in the contest so far, so good. Emma wants
to be part of this contest. Look at all these
women that want to be part of those contest. I
am a hi, Emma. It is smell my whole for
(06:58):
jelly Roll, and you want to win a pair of
tickets to the sold out Jelly Roll concert which is
Wednesday night at Little Caesars Arena. Yes, I do. If
I could ask you, what would your belly buttons smell
like right now?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Right now? It's kind of like morning breath before you
break your teas O Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, Yeah, don't clean inside, okay, and make sure that
you keep that thing looking good. All right?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
All right? We love you for this, Thanks Tom. I
appreciate it. Where you're from, hate this job. Yeah. By
the way, this is something that we love to do
on our show, and that's come up with great names
for contest. What was it? The first direction? For one
direction was one of the ones that we did. What
was it again?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Beaver?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's right, shave your beaver for beaver. But this one
is perfect because it involves Kevin. Yeah, and I hope
we have some first time longtime belly holes that you're
going to smell.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Amazon the phone, right right, how many belly holes are.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
We talking about? What companies call as many people who
want in this contest? I want him smelling all Wednesday morning.
Oh lord, you're tired of this election. This is gonna
be one way that you can actually enjoy a radio
show that's not gonna be worried about an election On Wednesday.
We're gonna be worried about belly holes. Here we go. Hey,
what's up, y'all? This is jelly Rolling. You're listening to
(08:27):
Mojo in the Morning. I think jelly Roll should come
on the air with us on Wednesday to give cav
a little, you know, advice on how to smell. I
bet you Jelly Roll's got him smelly belly button smell bunnies.
This is why we'll be right back with more Mojo
in the Morning. We got a huge announcement about jingle
(08:47):
Ball coming up. There's a huge addition that you're gonna love. Next,
we take us to Moo's jingle Ball President by Capitol One,
Grab him the Minies, Jack Carlow, Teddy Swims, Jason, Sweetie,
medicine Vere and more.
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