November 6, 2024 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are going to do a contest here now for
jelly roll tickets. Are you ready? I am ready? Are
we going to stream this thing? I don't know if
I want to be caught on video with my nose
inside somebody's hole. Now you got to go all the
way in, man, I don't know if this is I mean, listen,
I got to tell you something. Last thing in the
world I need as that coming back as evidence hashtag Diddy?
(00:26):
How did you prepare for this moment?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
A question?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So can I can I tell you this is bad?
I took some affern this morning. What is clear out
my note? Because I had a little bit of congestion
and I wanted to make sure I was free and Claire.
So I called doctor Warner and I said to doctor Warner,
he's my official doctors also many women's gynecologists. And I
(00:51):
said to Dr Warner, I go, doctor Warner, I've got
a little bit of a congestion issue and I need
my nose, like you know, you know what this is like?
This is like and Jared Goth like hurts his hand
or something, knock on wood. He doesn't hurt his hand,
and he's got to like play a game. They might
give him a shot or something into his hand, like
a little cortison at shot, a little in my nose
(01:12):
because I needed my nose for this morning, for this
to contest.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like you can only take it for so many days
and then they tell you to stop.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like forty years.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, it's like three days. There's like people who have
real and I get it. Have you ever take an affron?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, I've never heard.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh my god, it's like a miracle. Little spring up.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, open the door please, and then test the microphones
because we got to test the microphones for this thing.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You get a little buzz when you take a friend.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's good morning. That sounds good, keV, you sound great.
There you go, beautiful people. Look at that. Who's got
the smelliest hole? All right? All right? Is the other
mic working too? Is there another mic there? I see?
Is this one working? Yes? All right? We got just
sounds good. Mark, Thank you to Mark. By the way,
our engineer got a guy. By the way, I'm putting
(02:03):
Mark in my next contract. I wanted that guy official
show member because every single day he has he's needed
for us. And if we moved to this new studio
and don't have an engineer like Mark. There, I literally
will lose my mind. All right, here we go. It's
smell my whole for jelly roll. Hey, what's up? This
(02:23):
is jelly rolling? You're listening to Mojo in the morning.
I love this contest. What a great idea. So this
morning we have three people write three contestants that I'm
going to be smelling their hole. Okay, that's all right,
that's all we need. That's all we need. I don't
need many holes. I don't know about you. I've been
(02:44):
married for thirty years. I have only had one hole
for thirty years. That on your birthday. Huh? All right?
Hold on a second, hold on, Zach, can you do
me a favor? Would you switch bot with me? And
you can have fun with this. You can play like
music under meath or whatever you want to do. But
(03:05):
I'm gonna how can I hear? Can I hear this?
All right? Good? All right? Do you need headphones?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
We need that. We need that bed that game? Hold on,
that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Why do we need it? When we got Megan? That's
all day? Why did I not know that you have
the special talent of being able to do that? How
about that is that? Is that it?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's not how then this show has jumped the shark.
Hold on second, hair? Hold on.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
All right? Here we go, here we go. No, I
got it, I got it right here ready? Oh this
is good. This is a good, good one here, look
at I phund.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No either, but that's not it?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I got it? Hold on, No? Is it that? Or no,
it's not that?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
What the heck?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Where is it? I had it here this one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This is a good one though, too. Let's just go
with this one.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, I'm telling you I got that bad. Hold on,
stand by, he's a determinent. You brought that up and
I got it here. Hold on a second. How's everybody
doing today? Good? God?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And nobody throw ashtash rounds, don't they? If that means
that's the buttons?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Are you ready? The holes? All right?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All right, hold on, I have questions. Can we talk
to these people first?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes? Okay, all right, let me let me go out there.
I'll get them and Helen Zach you can plug in here,
you plug in right there. I'm gonna go out smell holes.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So, because they're not going to be able to hear me.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
The question I want to ask each of them is
if they did anything to make their whole smell worse.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They will be able to hear you. They will.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Okay's put it right here, professional.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Mark. So much time setting mark mark, actually put down
like tape and everything like this. Can you hear me
out this? Ye? Okay? Can I sit in one of
these chairs? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You gotta you gotta go low.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I gotta go low when the others go low, I
think you have to go lower. All right? Hold on,
by the way, hold on, give me a guitar here?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What talk me?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
A stranger?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Did not sleep?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
All right? Come on, guys, come on in first up
for grabs? Here? Can I please get I don't have
somebody give me the names with the stuff marks on them? Well,
just introduce yourself. How are you right here? Right at
the one? Come on into that microphe? Look at those slippers?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
You name?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Your name is Alexis Henry. Are you from let me
guess here right now, I'm doing a psychic moment. Here
are you from Sterling Heights?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
How are you? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That microphone's not working?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Okay, now you gotta pull it down a little bit
and twist it towards you love, Can you hear it here?
Can we hear just like that? So, Alexis, can you
please tell us a little bit about yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I am twenty seven. I work at a dispensary. I
have three kids, currently another one cooking in the oven.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Right, smelling buttons? Okay, don't say what, but just a
yes or no? Did you alter.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
The fragrance of your belly button to make it worse
for today?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, okay? And I'm supposed to pick this based on
who's got the worst smelling hole? That's what I thought. Yeah,
so it's got to be who's got the worst smelling hole? Alexis,
tell me a little bit about this baby. How far
along are you?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'm a little over nine weeks.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
We're doing June.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, that is my birthday month. So yes, I hope
for a gemini for you? Okay? And Alexis, tell us
why you would let a stranger smell your belly button
for jelly Roll tickets?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Because I really want to go see jelly Roll.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You're a big fan. Okay? All right, all right, come
over here? Did you sign the uh you signed a waiver?
Can you please tell me real quick for stuff? What
is your name again?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Ohlssa.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
This is one of our promotions, people, one of the best.
And she's showing off her belly button today. Did you
see her?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
She came ready in there. Does it say that they
will not come back and sue Mojo for smelling the bell? Yes?
It is? Okay? Good? All right, here we go. All right, Alexis,
come on over here for a second, Alexis, I'm gonna
I'm gonna close my eyes when I do this, because,
to be honest with you, it's very awkward. But okay,
you have an I got any Okay, all right, here
(07:57):
we go. Do you know that that that might change? Right?
H yeah, all right, all right, here we go. Hold on,
hold on, it's weird you get in there. Oh my god,
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Can I your Nana told me to do it?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Nana told you to make your belly button smell like
a baby's booty. What are you getting down there? Mojo?
What notes of what I'm smelling? You know what it
smells like? Honestly, it smells like my belly button after ive,
after I played eighteen holes of golf and walked. No,
it's it smells. It's got a little hint of Shannon.
(08:37):
You know, you remember the smell that when your kid,
like it's been sitting in the diaper in the backseat
of the car on a road trip. Oh god, it's
got a little bit of that.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Has been cooking. His son's there.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So what did you do? Because you said you did
some things to smell it us.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
So my nana suggested to me, I used Limburger cheese.
So I went on a hunt and I found the
cheese and it's in my car and it came in
like a little brick and I took a cute tip and.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Rubbed it in. There.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You go to Ninos and get all right, well that's
very nice. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. You're contestant
number one. That is Alexis Henry from Sterling Heights. All right,
Limburger contesting number two. Step up to the microphone. Please
welcome Emma Bernard from Saint Clair Shores Mission. How are
(09:19):
you got the sexy specs on?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
More like four four eyes, But I.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Like that too. I love the glasses. Tell us a
little bit about yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'm thirty years old.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
I work at an elementary school with special education kids.
My dad is actually here for support over on the.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Couch generational buttons. Here you go? Hi, Dad? How you doing?
What is your name?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
My god? Dad? Dad, by the way, looks like David Letterman. Yes, yes,
he looks like David Letterman with the beard and everything too.
How you doing? Dad? Are you okay with uh? With
a strange man that looks like Santa Claus sniffing your daughter?
(10:08):
You know? Is that a same? Dad? Do you even
understand why she's here today? Are you a fan of
jelly roll?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
All?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You got your you got your shirt up? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Doing this for us? He's my best friend.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Oh yeah, I love singing debut, but is even better?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Really? Let me hear you? Let me hear a little
jelly roll? Dad? Can I hear? Can I hear a
little jelly roll? Come right into the Dad, you got this?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
We believe in you, Dad.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I only talk to God when I need a favor.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, okay. By the way, I think I'm a better
singer than you.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
By the way, are you might remember me?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Bye? Yes, my my fans are excited. Here go ahead.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Yes, eight or nine years ago, there was a single
mingle on the rooftop somewhere in Detroit, and I went
to that. You guys were doing a Facebook live recording
the single Mingle. I came up and walked on into
it with my own pleasure invitation.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
And as I walked into it, you guys were like, oh, hi,
who are you?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
And I was like, I'm I don't know because I
was a little tipsy, and I ended up kissing Jack Black.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh my god, intern Jack bart Smell, now famously David
Chuck the Freak. Yes, all right, are we ready? All right?
Hold on a second, Hold on, all right, Zippy?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Has the smell been altered?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Natural musk been altered?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Get in there, Mojoe, Oh my goodness, get deep. I
gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of enjoying that.
Uh okay, all right, what did you alter your belly button.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
With pickle juice, Worcestershire sauce, cream, cat treat, and poultry seasoning.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're going straight to work with the kids today.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
After this tout the whole day off.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Those kids are going to be like, miss uh, miss emma,
why do you smell like a cat? Great job, by
the way, applause forever awesome. That was a sorry that's contested.
Number two and last, but not least, please welcome Ken.
Is it Joan Ken? Joan from Joan? Yeah, I have
(12:35):
stud Ken, So you're from commerce. Tell me about yourself.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
So first, I want to give a shout out to
my beautiful wife, the reason why I'm here today on
this mission, uh Angie and her beautiful sisters.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
The thrashers shut, I'm here to win for her. Why
are they the thrashers? Explain that to me? Name? No,
that was like, holy cow man, this guy is lucky guy.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
I got my three kids and basically, you know the
only reason I'm here to have a six foot white
guy smell my belly.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Six foot two six? Yeah, sorry, but no, but you
know what, I think there ain't nothing wrong with this.
I think this is bringing people together today. I think
this is a wonderful moment. Nothing says America like smell
his belly. But yeah, by the way, our country had
an election yesterday and this is what we came up with.
All right, So question, did you alter your belly button?
(13:43):
Bringing on over? Let's go, come on, I want to say,
that's zippy? Is not a sticker? Hold on? Is that
scratch and smith? Oh my gosh, look at that belly button.
Microphone's going all right? Oh, you altered that thing. There
ain't no way that's you all you are, so hold
(14:04):
on speaking of that. That's that's Rake and Lee's that's uh.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's regularly maintaining.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
That's called the Thrashers. And tell them I can't no, no,
that was unbelievable. All right, give it up for him.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Yeah, walk over to the control for everybody complaining on
social media or on a text, excuse me about this contest?
My I remind you it was our boss's idea. This
contest was our boss's very creative idea.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
What are they upset with?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
So they said, this is the most cringe thing we
have ever done.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
On this this is not the most cringe thing that
we've ever done. We've done way cringier than this.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
But I do love that five six.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I feel like Bonnie would love this contest.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I think so she would, all right. I don't know
how good the radio aspects of this was, if it
was good radio to listen to, but I'm gonn to
tell you it was fun smelling enjoy it. I did,
I really did, all right. So here's the story. I
I don't know if I necessarily am I voting this
on the worst smell or am I voting this on
(15:16):
who I think most I would like to see go
to the show.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
It's got to be the worst smell because that's what
we said from the beginning.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh, this is not going to be a good situation.
I don't know if people are going to be into
this thing. Do you guys have a favorite before? I know,
I know, but you have a favorite though? Out of
like who you like and who you want to see
go to.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The I think they all would deserve to go.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
But I mean, the dad and daughter stories are amazing.
A nose I have to tell you no offense, but
Emma's belly button was actually the best smelling out of
all the Honestly, like, Emma, you and your dad, I mean,
(16:04):
you guys are a great story, and I would love
to send David Letterman to go to the concert.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
But unfortunately, when she described what she put in there,
I was like that shepherd's pod.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Baby, it almost made me hungry, Like I almost got
like seriously, like we're gonna order breakfast after this. Alexis
and Ken's was very close to each other as far
as the smell was concerned, Like it was like almost
the exact same smell until I went in for a
(16:36):
second smell and the winner of our contest smell my
whole for jelly roll is Ken Joan from ship Ken.
(16:57):
Yours smelled like rotten my friend two days in before
before you thought of the contest. So that was the game,
the greatest. It a shower, bro, who's going to the concert.
There's a pair of tickets my wife and she's taking
what was taking? Good? I love it? Before the concert,
(17:21):
will you go and hang out with Megan, She's gonna
be hanging out at the Cambria inside the Cambria at.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
We are gonna be at Chibo in downtown Detroit.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
This is gonna be so much fun.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
So we're doing happy hour from four till six, and ladies,
I know you didn't win tickets, I am giving away
a pair of tickets tonight as well.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
So if you have tickets and.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
You're coming downtown and you want to get a good
parking spot and get ready for the show four to six,
we're gonna have drink specials. The food there is amazing
at Chibo at the Cambria Hotel downtown, and I will
be giving away a pair of Jellyway.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It's gonna be a nice night head up to the
rooftop to go back and forth.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yes, so Alexis and Emma, you guys can go there
and you don't have to have a smelling thing. You
can go and just hang out with with Megan a shower. Congratulations,
Ken Kings got take it? What's this? Is Jelly's rowling?
You're listening to Mojo win the morn? I love it?
All right. We're gonna give you a chance right now
to win tickets to go see I'm sorry, no, it's
(18:13):
not I don't know why I'm doing that. I'm a
little hold on a second, I'm disoriented, dizzy. I been like,
wait a second, do you need to wash your face?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Can I ask a question? Ken? Did you just like
drug me or something? With that belly? But we're going
to give you an opportunity to win laced is Billy good?
A trip to Florida? Eight four four Mojo Live? What's
going on? How you doing? Adam?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Hey? Mojo?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
What's going on? I just wanted to say.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Don't listen to theors.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I thought this contest was fantastic.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
This is awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Will this finally get me into the Radio Hall of Fame?
I'm hoping it should. If it doesn't, I mean I'll
throw a fit for you. Thank you, buddy, appreciate you
calling up, and thank you for the nice the nice
words this morning. I love Mojo. All right, Mojo in
the morning. What's going on? Kudos to Mojo, Miranda, what's up?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Good morning, Good morning. I love you guys so much.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I listen all the time, but this morning I was
gagging so bad I almost ran off the road and
I had turned the radio off.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh it's bad, I know, cut to handle it.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
I can't even imagine doing.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
What you just did. Can I tell you that this
is going to be a really tough contest to explain
to my wife Chelsea, because I didn't tell her anything
about it. Oh I need a shower, you know what,
maybe or maybe some dudewives. You know what, I'm going
to use those dumpkin dudewives that smell like pumpkins. So
thank you for a calling.
We are going to do a contest here now for
jelly roll tickets. Are you ready? I am ready? Are
we going to stream this thing? I don't know if
I want to be caught on video with my nose
inside somebody's hole. Now you got to go all the
way in, man, I don't know if this is I mean, listen,
I got to tell you something. Last thing in the
world I need as that coming back as evidence hashtag Diddy?
(00:26):
How did you prepare for this moment?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
A question?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So can I can I tell you this is bad?
I took some affern this morning. What is clear out
my note? Because I had a little bit of congestion
and I wanted to make sure I was free and Claire.
So I called doctor Warner and I said to doctor Warner,
he's my official doctors also many women's gynecologists. And I
(00:51):
said to Dr Warner, I go, doctor Warner, I've got
a little bit of a congestion issue and I need
my nose, like you know, you know what this is like?
This is like and Jared Goth like hurts his hand
or something, knock on wood. He doesn't hurt his hand,
and he's got to like play a game. They might
give him a shot or something into his hand, like
a little cortison at shot, a little in my nose
(01:12):
because I needed my nose for this morning, for this
to contest.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like you can only take it for so many days
and then they tell you to stop.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like forty years.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, it's like three days. There's like people who have
real and I get it. Have you ever take an affron?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, I've never heard.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh my god, it's like a miracle. Little spring up.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, open the door please, and then test the microphones
because we got to test the microphones for this thing.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You get a little buzz when you take a friend.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's good morning. That sounds good, keV, you sound great.
There you go, beautiful people. Look at that. Who's got
the smelliest hole? All right? All right? Is the other
mic working too? Is there another mic there? I see?
Is this one working? Yes? All right? We got just
sounds good. Mark, Thank you to Mark. By the way,
our engineer got a guy. By the way, I'm putting
(02:03):
Mark in my next contract. I wanted that guy official
show member because every single day he has he's needed
for us. And if we moved to this new studio
and don't have an engineer like Mark. There, I literally
will lose my mind. All right, here we go. It's
smell my whole for jelly roll. Hey, what's up? This
(02:23):
is jelly rolling? You're listening to Mojo in the morning.
I love this contest. What a great idea. So this
morning we have three people write three contestants that I'm
going to be smelling their hole. Okay, that's all right,
that's all we need. That's all we need. I don't
need many holes. I don't know about you. I've been
(02:44):
married for thirty years. I have only had one hole
for thirty years. That on your birthday. Huh? All right?
Hold on a second, hold on, Zach, can you do
me a favor? Would you switch bot with me? And
you can have fun with this. You can play like
music under meath or whatever you want to do. But
(03:05):
I'm gonna how can I hear? Can I hear this?
All right? Good? All right? Do you need headphones?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
We need that. We need that bed that game? Hold on,
that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Why do we need it? When we got Megan? That's
all day? Why did I not know that you have
the special talent of being able to do that? How
about that is that? Is that it?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's not how then this show has jumped the shark.
Hold on second, hair? Hold on.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
All right? Here we go, here we go. No, I
got it, I got it right here ready? Oh this
is good. This is a good, good one here, look
at I phund.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No either, but that's not it?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I got it? Hold on, No? Is it that? Or no,
it's not that?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
What the heck?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Where is it? I had it here this one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This is a good one though, too. Let's just go
with this one.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, I'm telling you I got that bad. Hold on,
stand by, he's a determinent. You brought that up and
I got it here. Hold on a second. How's everybody
doing today? Good? God?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And nobody throw ashtash rounds, don't they? If that means
that's the buttons?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Are you ready? The holes? All right?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All right, hold on, I have questions. Can we talk
to these people first?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes? Okay, all right, let me let me go out there.
I'll get them and Helen Zach you can plug in here,
you plug in right there. I'm gonna go out smell holes.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So, because they're not going to be able to hear me.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
The question I want to ask each of them is
if they did anything to make their whole smell worse.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They will be able to hear you. They will.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Okay's put it right here, professional.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Mark. So much time setting mark mark, actually put down
like tape and everything like this. Can you hear me
out this? Ye? Okay? Can I sit in one of
these chairs? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You gotta you gotta go low.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I gotta go low when the others go low, I
think you have to go lower. All right? Hold on,
by the way, hold on, give me a guitar here?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What talk me?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
A stranger?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Did not sleep?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
All right? Come on, guys, come on in first up
for grabs? Here? Can I please get I don't have
somebody give me the names with the stuff marks on them? Well,
just introduce yourself. How are you right here? Right at
the one? Come on into that microphe? Look at those slippers?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
You name?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Your name is Alexis Henry. Are you from let me
guess here right now, I'm doing a psychic moment. Here
are you from Sterling Heights?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
How are you? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That microphone's not working?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Okay, now you gotta pull it down a little bit
and twist it towards you love, Can you hear it here?
Can we hear just like that? So, Alexis, can you
please tell us a little bit about yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I am twenty seven. I work at a dispensary. I
have three kids, currently another one cooking in the oven.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Right, smelling buttons? Okay, don't say what, but just a
yes or no? Did you alter.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
The fragrance of your belly button to make it worse
for today?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, okay? And I'm supposed to pick this based on
who's got the worst smelling hole? That's what I thought. Yeah,
so it's got to be who's got the worst smelling hole? Alexis,
tell me a little bit about this baby. How far
along are you?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'm a little over nine weeks.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
We're doing June.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, that is my birthday month. So yes, I hope
for a gemini for you? Okay? And Alexis, tell us
why you would let a stranger smell your belly button
for jelly Roll tickets?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Because I really want to go see jelly Roll.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You're a big fan. Okay? All right, all right, come
over here? Did you sign the uh you signed a waiver?
Can you please tell me real quick for stuff? What
is your name again?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Ohlssa.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
This is one of our promotions, people, one of the best.
And she's showing off her belly button today. Did you
see her?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
She came ready in there. Does it say that they
will not come back and sue Mojo for smelling the bell? Yes?
It is? Okay? Good? All right, here we go. All right, Alexis,
come on over here for a second, Alexis, I'm gonna
I'm gonna close my eyes when I do this, because,
to be honest with you, it's very awkward. But okay,
you have an I got any Okay, all right, here
(07:57):
we go. Do you know that that that might change? Right?
H yeah, all right, all right, here we go. Hold on,
hold on, it's weird you get in there. Oh my god,
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Can I your Nana told me to do it?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Nana told you to make your belly button smell like
a baby's booty. What are you getting down there? Mojo?
What notes of what I'm smelling? You know what it
smells like? Honestly, it smells like my belly button after ive,
after I played eighteen holes of golf and walked. No,
it's it smells. It's got a little hint of Shannon.
(08:37):
You know, you remember the smell that when your kid,
like it's been sitting in the diaper in the backseat
of the car on a road trip. Oh god, it's
got a little bit of that.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Has been cooking. His son's there.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So what did you do? Because you said you did
some things to smell it us.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
So my nana suggested to me, I used Limburger cheese.
So I went on a hunt and I found the
cheese and it's in my car and it came in
like a little brick and I took a cute tip and.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Rubbed it in. There.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You go to Ninos and get all right, well that's
very nice. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. You're contestant
number one. That is Alexis Henry from Sterling Heights. All right,
Limburger contesting number two. Step up to the microphone. Please
welcome Emma Bernard from Saint Clair Shores Mission. How are
(09:19):
you got the sexy specs on?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
More like four four eyes, But I.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Like that too. I love the glasses. Tell us a
little bit about yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'm thirty years old.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
I work at an elementary school with special education kids.
My dad is actually here for support over on the.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Couch generational buttons. Here you go? Hi, Dad? How you doing?
What is your name?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
My god? Dad? Dad, by the way, looks like David Letterman. Yes, yes,
he looks like David Letterman with the beard and everything too.
How you doing? Dad? Are you okay with uh? With
a strange man that looks like Santa Claus sniffing your daughter?
(10:08):
You know? Is that a same? Dad? Do you even
understand why she's here today? Are you a fan of
jelly roll?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
All?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You got your you got your shirt up? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Doing this for us? He's my best friend.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Oh yeah, I love singing debut, but is even better?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Really? Let me hear you? Let me hear a little
jelly roll? Dad? Can I hear? Can I hear a
little jelly roll? Come right into the Dad, you got this?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
We believe in you, Dad.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I only talk to God when I need a favor.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, okay. By the way, I think I'm a better
singer than you.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
By the way, are you might remember me?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Bye? Yes, my my fans are excited. Here go ahead.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Yes, eight or nine years ago, there was a single
mingle on the rooftop somewhere in Detroit, and I went
to that. You guys were doing a Facebook live recording
the single Mingle. I came up and walked on into
it with my own pleasure invitation.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
And as I walked into it, you guys were like, oh, hi,
who are you?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
And I was like, I'm I don't know because I
was a little tipsy, and I ended up kissing Jack Black.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh my god, intern Jack bart Smell, now famously David
Chuck the Freak. Yes, all right, are we ready? All right?
Hold on a second, Hold on, all right, Zippy?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Has the smell been altered?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Natural musk been altered?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Get in there, Mojoe, Oh my goodness, get deep. I
gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of enjoying that.
Uh okay, all right, what did you alter your belly button.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
With pickle juice, Worcestershire sauce, cream, cat treat, and poultry seasoning.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're going straight to work with the kids today.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
After this tout the whole day off.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Those kids are going to be like, miss uh, miss emma,
why do you smell like a cat? Great job, by
the way, applause forever awesome. That was a sorry that's contested.
Number two and last, but not least, please welcome Ken.
Is it Joan Ken? Joan from Joan? Yeah, I have
(12:35):
stud Ken, So you're from commerce. Tell me about yourself.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
So first, I want to give a shout out to
my beautiful wife, the reason why I'm here today on
this mission, uh Angie and her beautiful sisters.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
The thrashers shut, I'm here to win for her. Why
are they the thrashers? Explain that to me? Name? No,
that was like, holy cow man, this guy is lucky guy.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
I got my three kids and basically, you know the
only reason I'm here to have a six foot white
guy smell my belly.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Six foot two six? Yeah, sorry, but no, but you
know what, I think there ain't nothing wrong with this.
I think this is bringing people together today. I think
this is a wonderful moment. Nothing says America like smell
his belly. But yeah, by the way, our country had
an election yesterday and this is what we came up with.
All right, So question, did you alter your belly button?
(13:43):
Bringing on over? Let's go, come on, I want to say,
that's zippy? Is not a sticker? Hold on? Is that
scratch and smith? Oh my gosh, look at that belly button.
Microphone's going all right? Oh, you altered that thing. There
ain't no way that's you all you are, so hold
(14:04):
on speaking of that. That's that's Rake and Lee's that's uh.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's regularly maintaining.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
That's called the Thrashers. And tell them I can't no, no,
that was unbelievable. All right, give it up for him.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Yeah, walk over to the control for everybody complaining on
social media or on a text, excuse me about this contest?
My I remind you it was our boss's idea. This
contest was our boss's very creative idea.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
What are they upset with?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
So they said, this is the most cringe thing we
have ever done.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
On this this is not the most cringe thing that
we've ever done. We've done way cringier than this.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
But I do love that five six.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I feel like Bonnie would love this contest.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I think so she would, all right. I don't know
how good the radio aspects of this was, if it
was good radio to listen to, but I'm gonn to
tell you it was fun smelling enjoy it. I did,
I really did, all right. So here's the story. I
I don't know if I necessarily am I voting this
on the worst smell or am I voting this on
(15:16):
who I think most I would like to see go
to the show.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
It's got to be the worst smell because that's what
we said from the beginning.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh, this is not going to be a good situation.
I don't know if people are going to be into
this thing. Do you guys have a favorite before? I know,
I know, but you have a favorite though? Out of
like who you like and who you want to see
go to.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The I think they all would deserve to go.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
But I mean, the dad and daughter stories are amazing.
A nose I have to tell you no offense, but
Emma's belly button was actually the best smelling out of
all the Honestly, like, Emma, you and your dad, I mean,
(16:04):
you guys are a great story, and I would love
to send David Letterman to go to the concert.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
But unfortunately, when she described what she put in there,
I was like that shepherd's pod.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Baby, it almost made me hungry, Like I almost got
like seriously, like we're gonna order breakfast after this. Alexis
and Ken's was very close to each other as far
as the smell was concerned, Like it was like almost
the exact same smell until I went in for a
(16:36):
second smell and the winner of our contest smell my
whole for jelly roll is Ken Joan from ship Ken.
(16:57):
Yours smelled like rotten my friend two days in before
before you thought of the contest. So that was the game,
the greatest. It a shower, bro, who's going to the concert.
There's a pair of tickets my wife and she's taking
what was taking? Good? I love it? Before the concert,
(17:21):
will you go and hang out with Megan, She's gonna
be hanging out at the Cambria inside the Cambria at.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
We are gonna be at Chibo in downtown Detroit.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
This is gonna be so much fun.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
So we're doing happy hour from four till six, and ladies,
I know you didn't win tickets, I am giving away
a pair of tickets tonight as well.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
So if you have tickets and.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
You're coming downtown and you want to get a good
parking spot and get ready for the show four to six,
we're gonna have drink specials. The food there is amazing
at Chibo at the Cambria Hotel downtown, and I will
be giving away a pair of Jellyway.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It's gonna be a nice night head up to the
rooftop to go back and forth.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yes, so Alexis and Emma, you guys can go there
and you don't have to have a smelling thing. You
can go and just hang out with with Megan a shower. Congratulations,
Ken Kings got take it? What's this? Is Jelly's rowling?
You're listening to Mojo win the morn? I love it?
All right. We're gonna give you a chance right now
to win tickets to go see I'm sorry, no, it's
(18:13):
not I don't know why I'm doing that. I'm a
little hold on a second, I'm disoriented, dizzy. I been like,
wait a second, do you need to wash your face?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Can I ask a question? Ken? Did you just like
drug me or something? With that belly? But we're going
to give you an opportunity to win laced is Billy good?
A trip to Florida? Eight four four Mojo Live? What's
going on? How you doing? Adam?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Hey? Mojo?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
What's going on? I just wanted to say.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Don't listen to theors.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I thought this contest was fantastic.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
This is awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Will this finally get me into the Radio Hall of Fame?
I'm hoping it should. If it doesn't, I mean I'll
throw a fit for you. Thank you, buddy, appreciate you
calling up, and thank you for the nice the nice
words this morning. I love Mojo. All right, Mojo in
the morning. What's going on? Kudos to Mojo, Miranda, what's up?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Good morning, Good morning. I love you guys so much.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I listen all the time, but this morning I was
gagging so bad I almost ran off the road and
I had turned the radio off.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh it's bad, I know, cut to handle it.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
I can't even imagine doing.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
What you just did. Can I tell you that this
is going to be a really tough contest to explain
to my wife Chelsea, because I didn't tell her anything
about it. Oh I need a shower, you know what,
maybe or maybe some dudewives. You know what, I'm going
to use those dumpkin dudewives that smell like pumpkins. So
thank you for a calling.
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