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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So I yesterday was fueling up at the gas station,
and I witnessed something that yesterday was just doublely appalling, Okay,
and it wasn't gas prices. It was while I was
fueling up, I could smell smell the scent of cigarettes, which,
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by the way, I don't smell cigarettes as much anymore
now that people vape. When people are vaping nowadays, I
sense that somebody's doing something, but I can't smell that,
you know, I don't smell the scent of them doing
that or I see, well, I smell weeds definitely, but
with vapes, it just kind of like a poof of
smoke all of a sudden blows out and the person
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looks like they're, you know, sucking on a little uh,
you know, little penis. Basically they do. They look like
they're sucking at little penis. If you're a vape smoker,
think about that every time you put that thing in
your mouth. So I smell cigarette and I'm going, oh,
it's a good old fashioned cigarette. Then I think to myself, well,
I'm in Waterford, Michigan. Why should there not be a
cigarette here? So I am fueling up gas and the
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woman on the opposite side of the pump of mine,
I'm on pump seven. She is on pump eight is
smoking a cigarette. So she's got as Shannon would call it,
a ciggy in her mouth and she is smoking on
the thing I always think of Siggy's because you crete.
So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna look around and
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see exactly what's going on here. So I do the
leave the pump inside my tahoe and I come walking
around to kind of peek over to the other side,
and there is a woman with a I don't even
know what vehicle it was, Matlabu, the the no, actually,
you know what I think it might have been.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I don't know it was. It was something. It was
something something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
She's got her windows down, little children in the back
of the car, okay, including one in a car seat,
so she smoking a cigy buy the vapors of gas,
and children smelling the smoke. And at this point I'm
thinking to myself, I care less about the kids. I
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care more about me. I do not I do not
want to die. I do not want this to be
the last that I have actually been on this earth.
I am not going to do this, which, by the way,
I have had people yell at me for being on
a cell phone pumping gas. People think, like you know,
they think that the radiation or the phone could set
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off the in exposer.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So nothing is crazier in fire in gasoline?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Why is an issue you smoke next to a gas tank.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Because there's fire and gasoline?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
That you do you have you ever like my dad
next to the gas well, I mean, that's not that's
not fire your your dad, by the way, should probably
not just because of the the there is an electric
thing component to it.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But with that said, you do not understand that that
is a bad thing to be smoking next to a
gain Have you ever seen the signs that say no,
don't smoke next.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
To the diesel in my car? Before? I don't pay
attention to the size.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You have actually put diesel in your car? Really? Okay?
All right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
By the way, you you understand that one of the
biggest things that you don't ever want to do is
you don't ever want to have any kind of thing
that will combust next to a combustible substance.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Substance I honestly wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Know and sometimes when you pull your pump out here
like your gas tank, gas drips, and the person before
you might be a sloppy pumper and they got glass,
they got gas all on the floor, the ass.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Falling out, any of that could explode. You don't care
about nobody, not sir.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I'm thinking to myself, am I going to be the
person is going to tell this woman maybe not a
great idea? And of course I wasn't because I was
at the point at fifty five sixty dollars and my
thing was about to click. And at that moment, I'm
thinking to myself, I'm taking the pump out and I'm
getting out of here as fast as I possibly can.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Right, Yeah, that's what you see in your rear views.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, it looks like a movie trailer is like you
know what I mean, what is armageddew or something like that.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
I yell at my husband because he leaves the car
on when he oh.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I do too supposed to do that?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I think it literally says on the same sign that
talks about smoking engine, hot, cold, you are dumb.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
The extreme temperatures.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I'm I'm keeping myself comfortable and I sit inside the
car too.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I do I do that, but you can like disengage
the electricity by just touching the pump before you go
get the actual gaston.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I have no problem with that. I just don't think
you should have a cigarette hanging out of your dangling
out of your.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Mouth and to get back in the car with your
little kids.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
And let's talk about the cancer that yeah, they're giving.
She's giving her her children, her kids probably of the
smell of that smoke.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What's going on, leu Ane, Hi, Hi, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
How are you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm doing okay. I'm talking about the lady.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Edit, Yes, the idiot at the gas station. What's happening.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
I worked for Speedway for many, many years and they
have their managers take a training video and in the
video it explains why you can't have people standing out
to their car why it's running, or be on their
cell phones. It causes a static electricity built up, yes,
And that staic electricity builds up and you go to
touch the pump, it ignites the vapors and that's what
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causes the car.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes, crazy Lunn.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
The lady at the Speedway station in Union Lake, Michigan,
off of Commerce Road, has yelled at me over the
speaker system when I've been on my phone pumping out.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Oh yeah, they're instructed. If you don't get they warn
you once, and if you don't get off there instructed
to shut down the pumpsy meeting. Yes, why you can't
get out of your car because when you get in
and out of your car, like in the winter time,
you go to fill up your tank and you get
back into warm up, you're building up that static electricity
every time.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You open up your door.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Yeah, and when you go to that pump and you
get back out of your car and all that scat
electricity builds up, they will cause the vapors to explode.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yes, and he just touched the garbage can first met Hey,
real real quick, lu Anne proved to me that you
were for Speedway. What's the jingle sound like? But what
the jingle the speedway? The speedway jingle?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oh, I don't even know any more.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Speedway? Yeah, come on, you know that the convenience does uh?
I have my son?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh gosh, all right, well you're that's that's got to
be test number one before they show you the fact
that you can blow up. Ashley would like to call Bianca. Well,
you're not gonna call her an idiot? Please tell me
you're not. What's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I think you guys need to show her the clip
from the movie Zoolander at the pump where they're having
a gasoline fight and then the one guy likes a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yes, and.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Well, I think you need to show that to Mojo
because he has his car and when he's pumping gas.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So I think he's wont with no common sense.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Of course, and you guarantee you you have had your
car on too, No, I have not.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't buy it. Listen.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, you're okay, she's smarter to turn her car off,
but she's not smart enough to understand that you should
not light a cigarette next to it. Please come on, Okay,
I got you.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I love you, Bianca. Bianca, by the way, again, is
only seventeen years old? How old are you?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Mentally fifteen? Actually twenty two.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
No, my's son knows that he's twelve years old, even
not smoking the pump?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (07:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Go ahead? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Brittany?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
What do you say? Go ahead? What's your name? Bianca?
But Brittany's I.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Was a pumping gas, so he doesn't even know that.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yet, no everyone needs to know that. Do you understand this?
No one can.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
He has taught him how to pump gas, because that's
a good dad. By the way, that's a great thing
to do. Teach your kids how to pump gas so
you don't have to go out in the winter. My
mom used to abuse and abuse me. I was pumping
gas with LOLLI, now you, Brittany, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I also used to work at a speedway back in
the day where they had to lift the handle for
us to turn it on, and every time someone would
get out smoking, I would shut their pump off and
they keep lifting it up to turn it back on,
and I would make them come inside and be like,
do you not do signs out there like you need
to put that out? Not going to turn your pump
back on?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, and again the convenience stores of.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Speedway, the.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Speedway people, I'm telling.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
You, I'm not going to see it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, you guys have lost it. Thank you for the call.
What's up?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
T hi? Hey?
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Uh so fun fact, you're also not supposed to get
in and get out.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Of your car when you're pumping gas because it could
cause an electrical spark.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, I didn't know. I know.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Actually I know that that's that's the case too, because
I've been yelled at before by people for that, for
saying that I get out of the car.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Yeah, I guess there at a gas station, I was
told that if someone gets in their car, I'm supposed
to turn the pump off.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Because they're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What gas station did you work at?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
I worked for a Sunrise BP.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay, ready, the convenience stores of BP. All right, thank
you the call. It's funny.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
This woman was like the typical that you would see
like smoking a cigarette too, like a little bit of
bleach blonde going on like a you know, kind of
very skinny, like almost like she you know that's too skinny.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, not that.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I didn't know, but you know, you could tell she's
a smoker and stuff like that, like the only people
who are smoking nowadays, honestly, are people that are trying
to stay skinny, like as I'm convinced with.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Did you ever notice that black.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
And Miles used to be my distick, well not mine,
I used to hear about that, But you smoke black
and Miles, would you like?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Like what tip? Plastic tip?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You you could turn daddy like those switches.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I would never drink that, I mean smoked that. But yeah,
how would you explain it like the ones with?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Okay, but I used to smoke the wine tips? Will
you hit what? Real quick?
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Bianca? What ale?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
What? I think?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
The counter guys?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, no, I'm going to ask an alcohol store because
BEA's dad's a party Uh party store guy?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
What?
Speaker 7 (10:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What ale does dad have? The the Seltzer's in celts is.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
All the way, It's like the last corner. It's against
the glass doors. Okay, it takes up the whole glass doors.
I think it's like B twelve.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And what dials?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
The gin?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Where's the gin? Where do we get gin?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
We got the gin behind the counter.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I forgot. This is a pontiac to her.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
We don't got the bulks of glass though.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, okay, all right, perfect