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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning show. So good, I'd get back
with her. What's up, Kevin Josiah, Mama made some chili.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Bro Oh my god, it was.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So damn good.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
She invited you in for chili. No, she packed it
up for me to go. She said she was making
some chili. I'm like, it's chili season, right, It's the
perfect weather for you get cold, all that type of stuff,
and I love chili. So when I heard she was
making some chili, I was like, do you mind if
I get something? She was like yeah, no, she said,
no problem. I was like, great, Now she could have
made a larger portion, and I let her know that.
(00:36):
But it's still grateful for what I had. How much
did she give you? But it was like a little ziplock,
a little thing like a little pintflee talking like Chinese
food rice type of vib wasn't.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Enough for just one bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It was enough for one bowl.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
It was. It was a nice size bowl, though I
would say a nice size ball. I need two bowls
because if I really enjoy it, you want some more,
so I scoop it all out. And I'm one of
the people you can hear Moscow like I'm scooping all
of it, scoop it all out. And she did not
throw oyster crackers in there. She threw we called a croissant.
I'm never in my life at chili with a croissant
(01:12):
from now on.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's how I'm giving it up.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
How great is that thing that you have that you
have a relationship enough with Josiah's mom?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Who you not are? How long were you guys together?
We were never together together. We were just enjoying life.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
When you say never together together, you guys didn't date
you just what would you?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I mean we used to.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Hang out, used to drink, used to go out, things
like that, but we never had like the words of like, yeah,
this is a monogamous relationship. Tell me, because I don't
know the full story if you were comfortable with us,
But so.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
She probably not comfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Go ahead, she gets pregnant, right, Yeah, and you didn't
know that she was pregnant.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I knew she was pregnant, but she's gonna kill me.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
There was a point where she communicated that I wasn't
the father. Oh and there's like a longer, longer story. Yeah,
but I am the father, yeah, Josiah, Yeah, that's my
that's my that's so okay.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So in that started an adversarial relationship at first.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
She never got a chance. She's a mama bear. He's
really protective of Josiah. You never got a chance, though,
to live with her and have her cook for you
and now all that stuff. No, we've never I mean
last year was the first year that Josiah had both
his parents together on Christmas morning. Did you know that
she was a good cook? No, I didn't even know
cooking was in her wheelhouse. I know she was good
at other things, but I didn't know like cooking.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Why do you always got to go with that? I
know that's where you went.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I said, she's an amazing decorare I said, your home?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You the one that took it sexual? So did you?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So when she started making this chili for you and
you're eating this chili at a point. First off, do
you think if you ever said to her her, hey,
let's get married, do you think she would want to
marry a guy like you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I don't think so. And she focused on Joe and
her career. Right now, I'm telling you this would be
so wild. He think so would be.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm telling you she keep making chili like that tonight.
So here's a question. Has anybody ever married somebody for
something other than love? And I'm talking about like did
you marry them for their chili?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Did you?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Is there anybody that ever like, did you marry somebody
because they put a full bellying? Like I feel like
this is something that like my my uncles and dads.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You would do. She could cook like you know what
I'm talking about. Bowl finished.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I saved a nice little morsel of the croissant and
utilize that to sop up my ball.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You tell it was Oh yeah, I said that was good.
I need another ball? Did you tell? Did you? Absolutely?
Did you tell her that you want to get back
together with No.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
We'll see if the second bowl this is good and
then I'll communic the second ball.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Will you be spending holidays together again this year? Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I said, After seeing how Josiah reacted to he always
gets very like his energy changes when the both of
us are around. He gets kind of giddy. It's like
a different version of Josiah. And seeing that come out
of him all on Christmas of last year, I'm already
saying we're doing it again this year.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Would you propose to her with an oyster cracker in
your head, with a croissan You gotta have a croissant,
Croissants and chili eats.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
These are things that we've all done. We all know.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I love their staples. They're tried and true, they're proven.
I'm telling you, step outside the box track or sawn.
It was delicious.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's funny because of h I sit there and I
look at the two of you guys, and I think
to myself, maybe you guys need to stop playing. I
told you this already. I told you you. I think
Josiah can't be an only child. I really don't. I
think only children are screwed up. I think that you
got to give him a sibling. And I think even
if you and Jasmine give him just one more, like
(05:13):
just just even if it's artificial insemination, even if it's
you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
He talks like this. What does Jasmin have to say
when he talks like this?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Someone must send her a podcast bloodline tell Jasmine that.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So here's my thought. What if Josiah God forbid this
ever happened. I don't even want to put this in
the air, just stop. But what if he needed like
a transfusion or something, and he needs his sibling, sibling
to give him like a kidney or something that he
couldn't give from me. He can't get it from your Jazzmine.
He needs a sibling. Give him a sibling. Hopefully we
have like a John Q situation, Jasmine, make some more chili.
(05:51):
I remember the saying used to be, saying used to
be what the hell was the saying? It was something
about your chili.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Like you're I love when you screw up, saying so
please just say no.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It was like it was like it was like you're
so hot, I love your Somebody somebody needs to know.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Somebody know what's up, Alex, how you doing? It's Mojo
in the morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I was calling in to Tellkev that this is definitely
something new for chili. But I lived in Nebraska for
three years and they eat cinnamon rolls with their chili.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, now wait a second, I feel like that could
be a good thing. I try that. I love cinnamon
rolls and I love chili.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I think that that is as dumb as what they
do in Cincinnati, where they put pasta and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
That Cincinnati, they don't put the icing on it. But
we think about that, don't have the icing on it,
just like a cinnamony bread with the chili.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Awful, makes me gotta try. Do you ever try Cincinnati chili?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, skyline, Skyline chill.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, let's have a chili.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Ronnie, what's up? Ronnie?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
What's happening to the little topic?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But I just wanted to say, Kim with a whole buy.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I appreciate that, thank you. What do you think? What
do you think should we should we get him in
Jasmine together? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Don't you think that would be a wonderful thing for
the holidays if Kevin, you know, Kevin goes over to
Lucido Fine Jewelry and buys a ring for Jasmine and
Jazz and then and then no, no, and then Shannon,
because she's now an ordaining minister, married it to I
could we all have a wedding again?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It would be my second wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We did not be like there you go, I see
this seems like a movie. It's like it's like in
a world of hurt and pain.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Michelle Branch breathe.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
A family comes together for the holidays to make it
a whole family. It's a Christmas chili paying now playing
at the Imagine Theaters. What's going on on? How you doing, Lindsay?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Good?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
How are you first time on time? Lindsay on my boat?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Kevin, you should try ritch crackers, put butter on it
and then dip it in your chili.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Wow, I'm going back to Chile.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
We're talking about keeping a family together and you're talking
about how he eats his chili.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Are you caring seriously, Lizzie?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Lindsay, if it's one thing I could guarantee in my life,
that took place at my grandmother's house where she was
always going to have ritch crackers in the kitchen. Never
had it with butter though. Are you melting the butter
or is it just like.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
No, just spread it on and have the butter on
there and dip it in the chili or put your
chili on the ritz.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I'm trying to keep Josiah and his together on the holidays,
with his mom and his dad, his new kidney, and
you're talking about rich crackers and chili.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
This is crazy. What's going on, VICKI? What are your
thoughts on this?
Speaker 8 (08:57):
I don't think Kevin Jazz would get married.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Why do you know, Jasmine, And maybe you got some
details that we should know.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
No, just that they seem to have went from no
relationship to being co parenting very well. And I think
from what we hear that it's very good and that
you know, you don't think enough. I don't think it
would go more at this point anyways.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Okay, wouldn't it be sweet? Though?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
If they did, it would be awesome.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
In a world of hurt and pain and why does
it have to start like that people can't pay their bills.
Kevin and gets together with his you know, the mother
of his beautiful son, son of a bitch.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I want so bad? What's up? Alison? Hi? Alison?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
First time?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
So?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
My sister and I our parents used to sneak that
that's been in chili and try and get up to
eat benefit same we be able to tell in a
split second we like taste the gamy taste and be
like absolutely not a nice try.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Hey is this my sister?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
It is?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
What Wait a second, hold on? Who is this? I
hear my nephews in the background sing.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Tia, wait that's your this is your sister, Alison is
your sister as.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You got to announce that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Alison, And what's uh?
Speaker 6 (10:37):
What's Cooper?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
And Carter on?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
No, I want to hear from here.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
We're in the car on the way to school.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Hi, guys, what's Alison? What's going Alison?
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You you you work at a hospital with some friends
of mine.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
So I sure do. Yeah, they speak very highly of you.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Mojo.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Hey, Alison, tell us something about your sister that we
should know that. Maybe she would not want us to know.
She insulted me just a few moments ago. I just
don't you know if.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
You know that.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
But think, you know, I think that Anna has like
the biggest heart, and she's actually pretty soft. I think
she likes you know, she comes off as like a badass,
to put it lightly, but she has the absolute biggest
heart and feels so deeply. It's it's really amazing.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
That's cool and I and she loves she loves your kids.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Got sister say that though.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Anna, We're just like going through a lot of stuff
right now, so it's really nice.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
She loves you. Are you proud of her? Are you
proud of what she's done?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Yeah, I'm so proud of her. And I actually want
to thank you guys as well. So you know, I
had a big maybe about four months.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Ago, I.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Got pretty like you know you get in the baby blues.
I been getting up in the morning and taking the
boys to school. Well ever since Anna's been on this
morning show. The boys love to listen to Tia and
I have made it a point to get out of
bed every time I have them and take them to
school so that we can listen to you guys. And
it's actually like been changing my life having to get
(12:26):
up out of bed, you know, get ready for the
day and take them to school because we want to listen.
To bring the.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Boys in one Friday, Yeah, please come on.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Yeah. Absolutely, thank you guys for everything we you know,
as a family, we truly appreciate you guys.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
We look forward to getting a chance to meet you
and your entire family.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Alison, thank you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Good day.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Okay, we love you. Bye, Cooper by Carter, be good
at school.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
That is so cute. Love you guys. Take care of yourself.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Okay, bye, we love you. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Wow, that thing took a turn.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That was amazing. That's amazing, Mom, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I love that she tried to sneak a call.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
No I caught her right away. It's all because of
Chili is bringing you together and you together.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh, tell her to give me some Chili. I need
something to happen in my life.