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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, Mojo in the Morning show, there is something that
that Wes completely dumbfounded Shannon with that every guy will
understand where Wes is coming from.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So that makes me feel better that you say that,
because that was my question to you guys this morning
is is this true? Is this a thing? So my
my bathroom is like in my bedroom. So if Wes
is like, we don't we don't leave the door open
if we're like pooping, but if we're peeing, the fair game.
And so he had the door open. I was getting
into bed and he was peeing and I heard him,
(00:36):
I swear I heard him go yes, And I was like,
who are you talking to? And he said he was
excited because he had.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
A strong stream.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And I was like that I don't understand. And he's like,
if you have a strong like pee stream, that's like
a really really good thing. And he's like he's like
like this is a thing with guys. I'm like, I
had no idea this is I don't know that. I
pat myself on the back if I have a strong
peek and it's taking.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
A step further, it's competitive. Okay, he goes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's like, guys talk about this and if you're with
another guy and you're peeing and a stream is stronger
than that, that is very much competition.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I'll push harder. That's not good two things.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Not only does the stream have to be strong, but
I have to pee for longer than you. Also, really
yeah really yeah, so and in those moments I'll kind
of take my foot off the gas a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He's like, you don't want low pressure if there are
other guys around, you got to make sure you're.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Coming out like, yeah, we all know, no, we all
know how we judge a good shower based on water pressure, right, right,
That's what it is for a guy. You judge basically
everything based on And there's nothing worse that when you
go to a urinal, especially in a men's room that
has a bunch of them, like a Ford Field or
(02:01):
a little Caesars arena, and you go and you got
stage fright, and then you gotta listen. Then you got
a soft stream because every guy behind you that's been
standing in that long line is going, Okay, that guy
with a soft start, you.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, truly, I am about to be.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
This is a big deal. Any guys, this new informations,
any guys.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Want to call up and talk about their stream eight
four to four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty
five six five four eight. It's like it's one of
those like I put if I have a not so
good stream, I'll like put my head down and walk
away from the you'urin in shame and just be like
we'll get them.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
There the time.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm trying to think if girls have anything like this
that we're competitive about in the past, Yeah, your poops, Nope,
we're not like I. I It's it's like I compete
with myself if I have a good poop Joe, and that.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Came out of me. I have friends that don't look
back to see what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You are all liar. And I'm not saying I'm saying
if you say you don't, you're a liar. How do
you How do you even check your toilet for to
make sure you don't need another wipe?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You should?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You should for even health reasons, check back. You should
make sure that you're looking, Yeah, you want to make
sure well in that or or discoloration sometimes what's discolouration?
Sometimes you get the albino poop. Have you ever had
the albinos. No, no, no, albino poop. You don't need
(03:22):
ape mon yeah, or the vital I go poop. I've
had a vital I go poop before. Yeah. What's what's
going on? It's Mojoe in the morning. Hello, Hey, good morning.
How you doing. We're doing fantastic. How are you? Would
you like to tell us about your stream?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Absolutely? First of all, I don't know what neighborhood he's from.
A data is not a thing. That's where I grew up. Wait,
you know you don't worry about your stream? No, No,
First of all, why are you comparing? I mean, that's
just too close for comfort for me. But you understand.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You understand though, that it's good to have a strong
stream if you have a bat if you don't have
if you have a soft stream or a or like
a sputtering stream, you got to fix the hose a
little trickle.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, My dad when he was seventy worried about it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
How old are you fifty nine?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm telling you, once you get over the age of fifteen,
you're peen as much as your pan.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You worry about your stream.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You want to make sure you get everything out of there,
so you don't have to go because Chelsea will say
to me. Sometimes I'll go to the bathroom and then
I'll come back to bed and I'll go, oh, crap,
I didn't get it all out, and I have to
go back again, and she'll she thinks, I'm not going
in there to go pee, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Well, thank god, thank god, it ain't got to that
point yet.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
But it's not a thing from.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Where I'm from. What's that? Where are you from? Where
you're from? I'm from the yack town.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
All right, Well listen, I'm gonna tell you this yacktown
still concerns themselves with it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You may be the only one there that doesn't. What's up?
What's up? Bobby?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
How you doing? What's going on? Where you calling from? Bobby?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Hey, I'm out in Washington, Michigan. How you doing today?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
We worry abo our streams in Washington, Michigan. Right, yes,
hell yeah we do. How about those streams when you're
been drinking and you got to like throw you.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Can binge watch a home show after.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
That, and you got to be careful, like a sporting
advent or something like that. You don't want to make
it so obvious but you're just like I thought.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
He didn't say the K. I don't think he said
the cave. I think he said uh and didn't say
the cave. All right, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Listen, we appreciate you buddy in Washington Township. Appreciate you
guys listening out there. What's up, Brandon?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
How you doing? Yo? I got the strongest stream in
the world.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Man, I'll tell you, almost almost farted one time. I
put so hard.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Doesn't believe me.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
He says it's not a thing. And I'm trying to
tell him. Wait, who's there saying that it's not a thing?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
My friend? Donald? You don't think it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And I'm telling them almost almost Wait, where's Donald? That Donald?
Get on the phone right here?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Look, look, I don't know about you, but if I'm
in a stall or am I a journal and I'm
hearing a guy stream next to me, and I'm thinking
in my head, I got a stream harder than him.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Absolutely, it's competitiveness.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You got to make sure that you're better. It makes
you feel like you're healthier. What's up, Shy, how you doing, Hey?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
How are you good? What do you think of all
this stuff?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Well?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Coming on the other guy passing gas for me. Well,
my husband he has a strong stream as well, and
I don't know what the thing because he won't let
me be in there vps because he passed the gas
as well. And then our eleven year old son, he
has the same thing where he's in sixth grade.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Now.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Last year he said they hurt him peeing and they
were making fun of him. So now he refuses to
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh man, you know what all those kids are jerks.
I'm going to tell you later in life, those kids
are gonna have problems with their prostates.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I guarantee you. Stream shaming should not be a thing.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Matter of fact, you should be called a bully in
school and have to serve a detention if you're stream shaming.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
What's up, Rosie?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Hey, how are you good?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What's going on? We're just checking all the guys streams today.
How's your guys stream?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I wanted to make a comment about mine. Yeah, girls
got a strong stream.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I could be in a Gatorade bottles. I need to
take a pp That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You're my kind of girl. You're turning me on, Rosie.
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Gator to have a cup, and I was in the car,
so that was the next best thing instead of my clothes.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
What town are you from? I love it?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
East Side definitely right, Okay, oh gosh, South there you go.
All right, that's my girls. You got any Latin in you?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm a little bit yep.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, Well to see that. That's that, that's what happens.
I'm telling you. You can get a gate or aide
bottle going there. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Bill?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Hey? How you doing good? Bill? What's up?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I could write my full name in the snow?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
What is your full name? Like William? Bill? Oh my god,
Bill Allen. That's amazing. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
If I find West in the backyard writing West William
in the snowday.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
This topic, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well, it's funny that you say that, because misfit Victor
is on the phone with us right now, and misfit
Victor can write misfit Victor in the snow.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Hey, it's funny. Brop it up. I just fought. I
just found a Instagram page and I just texted to you, Mojo.
It's called long distance keen, but not the word keene.
It's whatever. But it's people post video on there all day,
like where they'll be standing on their sink in the bathroom,
like aiming into the toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
This is great.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Oh my god, it's one of the best pages I've
ever followed that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm sending it to all you guys so we can
send this to Wes Shannon.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
This is fantastic. Every every Wait, have you ever done
that before? Bill?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Have you ever done a long distance pe where you
stand like five or six feet back from the urinal
and pee into it?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Belle, where's Bill at right now? What are you doing? Bell?
We his pockety No, I.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Think we'reised bo Oh my god, this is the greatest.
Look at these guys long distance streaming. Seriously, no, no,
check no, check out? What is it?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Look how far you are? Are you seeing?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Five?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Now?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You're right there? Look how far?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Victor?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
We're doing that for the free.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
There are fifty three thousand followers.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
To this account. Forget the Turkey.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Shoot, we're doing long distance streaming for a contest. Thanks
Victor for sending that. I appreciate it.
Okay, Mojo in the Morning show, there is something that
that Wes completely dumbfounded Shannon with that every guy will
understand where Wes is coming from.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So that makes me feel better that you say that,
because that was my question to you guys this morning
is is this true? Is this a thing? So my
my bathroom is like in my bedroom. So if Wes
is like, we don't we don't leave the door open
if we're like pooping, but if we're peeing, the fair game.
And so he had the door open. I was getting
into bed and he was peeing and I heard him,
(00:36):
I swear I heard him go yes, And I was like,
who are you talking to? And he said he was
excited because he had.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
A strong stream.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And I was like that I don't understand. And he's like,
if you have a strong like pee stream, that's like
a really really good thing. And he's like he's like
like this is a thing with guys. I'm like, I
had no idea this is I don't know that. I
pat myself on the back if I have a strong
peek and it's taking.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
A step further, it's competitive. Okay, he goes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's like, guys talk about this and if you're with
another guy and you're peeing and a stream is stronger
than that, that is very much competition.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I'll push harder. That's not good two things.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Not only does the stream have to be strong, but
I have to pee for longer than you. Also, really
yeah really yeah, so and in those moments I'll kind
of take my foot off the gas a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He's like, you don't want low pressure if there are
other guys around, you got to make sure you're.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Coming out like, yeah, we all know, no, we all
know how we judge a good shower based on water pressure, right, right,
That's what it is for a guy. You judge basically
everything based on And there's nothing worse that when you
go to a urinal, especially in a men's room that
has a bunch of them, like a Ford Field or
(02:01):
a little Caesars arena, and you go and you got
stage fright, and then you gotta listen. Then you got
a soft stream because every guy behind you that's been
standing in that long line is going, Okay, that guy
with a soft start, you.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, truly, I am about to be.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
This is a big deal. Any guys, this new informations,
any guys.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Want to call up and talk about their stream eight
four to four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty
five six five four eight. It's like it's one of
those like I put if I have a not so
good stream, I'll like put my head down and walk
away from the you'urin in shame and just be like
we'll get them.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
There the time.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm trying to think if girls have anything like this
that we're competitive about in the past, Yeah, your poops, Nope,
we're not like I. I It's it's like I compete
with myself if I have a good poop Joe, and that.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Came out of me. I have friends that don't look
back to see what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You are all liar. And I'm not saying I'm saying
if you say you don't, you're a liar. How do
you How do you even check your toilet for to
make sure you don't need another wipe?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You should?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You should for even health reasons, check back. You should
make sure that you're looking, Yeah, you want to make
sure well in that or or discoloration sometimes what's discolouration?
Sometimes you get the albino poop. Have you ever had
the albinos. No, no, no, albino poop. You don't need
(03:22):
ape mon yeah, or the vital I go poop. I've
had a vital I go poop before. Yeah. What's what's
going on? It's Mojoe in the morning. Hello, Hey, good morning.
How you doing. We're doing fantastic. How are you? Would
you like to tell us about your stream?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Absolutely? First of all, I don't know what neighborhood he's from.
A data is not a thing. That's where I grew up. Wait,
you know you don't worry about your stream? No, No,
First of all, why are you comparing? I mean, that's
just too close for comfort for me. But you understand.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You understand though, that it's good to have a strong
stream if you have a bat if you don't have
if you have a soft stream or a or like
a sputtering stream, you got to fix the hose a
little trickle.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, My dad when he was seventy worried about it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
How old are you fifty nine?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm telling you, once you get over the age of fifteen,
you're peen as much as your pan.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You worry about your stream.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You want to make sure you get everything out of there,
so you don't have to go because Chelsea will say
to me. Sometimes I'll go to the bathroom and then
I'll come back to bed and I'll go, oh, crap,
I didn't get it all out, and I have to
go back again, and she'll she thinks, I'm not going
in there to go pee, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Well, thank god, thank god, it ain't got to that
point yet.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
But it's not a thing from.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Where I'm from. What's that? Where are you from? Where
you're from? I'm from the yack town.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
All right, Well listen, I'm gonna tell you this yacktown
still concerns themselves with it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You may be the only one there that doesn't. What's up?
What's up? Bobby?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
How you doing? What's going on? Where you calling from? Bobby?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Hey, I'm out in Washington, Michigan. How you doing today?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
We worry abo our streams in Washington, Michigan. Right, yes,
hell yeah we do. How about those streams when you're
been drinking and you got to like throw you.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Can binge watch a home show after.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
That, and you got to be careful, like a sporting
advent or something like that. You don't want to make
it so obvious but you're just like I thought.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
He didn't say the K. I don't think he said
the cave. I think he said uh and didn't say
the cave. All right, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Listen, we appreciate you buddy in Washington Township. Appreciate you
guys listening out there. What's up, Brandon?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
How you doing? Yo? I got the strongest stream in
the world.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Man, I'll tell you, almost almost farted one time. I
put so hard.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Doesn't believe me.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
He says it's not a thing. And I'm trying to
tell him. Wait, who's there saying that it's not a thing?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
My friend? Donald? You don't think it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And I'm telling them almost almost Wait, where's Donald? That Donald?
Get on the phone right here?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Look, look, I don't know about you, but if I'm
in a stall or am I a journal and I'm
hearing a guy stream next to me, and I'm thinking
in my head, I got a stream harder than him.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Absolutely, it's competitiveness.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You got to make sure that you're better. It makes
you feel like you're healthier. What's up, Shy, how you doing, Hey?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
How are you good? What do you think of all
this stuff?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Well?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Coming on the other guy passing gas for me. Well,
my husband he has a strong stream as well, and
I don't know what the thing because he won't let
me be in there vps because he passed the gas
as well. And then our eleven year old son, he
has the same thing where he's in sixth grade.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Now.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Last year he said they hurt him peeing and they
were making fun of him. So now he refuses to
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh man, you know what all those kids are jerks.
I'm going to tell you later in life, those kids
are gonna have problems with their prostates.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I guarantee you. Stream shaming should not be a thing.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Matter of fact, you should be called a bully in
school and have to serve a detention if you're stream shaming.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
What's up, Rosie?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Hey, how are you good?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What's going on? We're just checking all the guys streams today.
How's your guys stream?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I wanted to make a comment about mine. Yeah, girls
got a strong stream.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I could be in a Gatorade bottles. I need to
take a pp That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You're my kind of girl. You're turning me on, Rosie.
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Gator to have a cup, and I was in the car,
so that was the next best thing instead of my clothes.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
What town are you from? I love it?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
East Side definitely right, Okay, oh gosh, South there you go.
All right, that's my girls. You got any Latin in you?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm a little bit yep.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, Well to see that. That's that, that's what happens.
I'm telling you. You can get a gate or aide
bottle going there. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Bill?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Hey? How you doing good? Bill? What's up?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I could write my full name in the snow?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
What is your full name? Like William? Bill? Oh my god,
Bill Allen. That's amazing. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
If I find West in the backyard writing West William
in the snowday.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
This topic, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well, it's funny that you say that, because misfit Victor
is on the phone with us right now, and misfit
Victor can write misfit Victor in the snow.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Hey, it's funny. Brop it up. I just fought. I
just found a Instagram page and I just texted to you, Mojo.
It's called long distance keen, but not the word keene.
It's whatever. But it's people post video on there all day,
like where they'll be standing on their sink in the bathroom,
like aiming into the toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
This is great.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Oh my god, it's one of the best pages I've
ever followed that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm sending it to all you guys so we can
send this to Wes Shannon.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
This is fantastic. Every every Wait, have you ever done
that before? Bill?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Have you ever done a long distance pe where you
stand like five or six feet back from the urinal
and pee into it?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Belle, where's Bill at right now? What are you doing? Bell?
We his pockety No, I.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Think we'reised bo Oh my god, this is the greatest.
Look at these guys long distance streaming. Seriously, no, no,
check no, check out? What is it?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Look how far you are? Are you seeing?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Five?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Now?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You're right there? Look how far?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Victor?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
We're doing that for the free.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
There are fifty three thousand followers.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
To this account. Forget the Turkey.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Shoot, we're doing long distance streaming for a contest. Thanks
Victor for sending that. I appreciate it.
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