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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Being a Detroit Lions fan has literally never been this fun.
This is Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes I high fived so much yesterday having Zact just
high five. We high fived so much yesterday my hand
literally was chafing at the end of the thing.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I was like that, you know, but it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We high fived in our entire section with people that
were there, like everybody's going crazy on and in that interception.
It was crazy though. That seventy eight yard run that
was unbelievable, but it was awesome. It was like everybody's
like loving it and stuff and going crazy. I did
with so many videos for people too, like people asking me, hey,
(00:41):
can you say hi to somebody? And we're doing videos
for him. It's so funny. I still think it's wild
that people will let you just randomly have your phone
because I know that they know, like they're listener of
the show. But one time I'm gonna ask when they say, hey,
will you say hi to somebody or do a video
for him or take a picture, I'm gonna take the
phone and I'm gonna start running just see what, because
you know what I mean, Like all of a sudden,
(01:02):
I just started stealing their bone.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I would not expect that. I like that radio guy's
an a hole. I just get recognized in the bathrooms.
But it's like, OK, can.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I tell you I had speaking of that I got.
I was in the bathroom, in the bathroom talking to
some listener waiting for the next urinal to go, and
one popped open and it was my turn to go,
and a guy in a Tampa Bay Bucks Mike Alstott
Jersey set up to Michael Stock cuts right in front
of me because he thought I was too slow, And
I go, hey, a hole, and he goes, gotta go, man,
(01:35):
and he went there and did it, and I was like,
you can't do that. Then that same guy, when I
went to go get drinks right out in front, that
same guy cut right.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
In front of us again.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why I don't know, but I said to him at
one point, I'm like, hey, if the Bucks played like
you're playing right now, they actually probably be winning.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You were actually getting more aggressive out there. What do
you think about the guy?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So when I went into halftime, like when everybody goes,
that's when I went.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So the line is that it's longest at that time?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
The line long you say, everybody got a pee. We
all in line, making small talk. Da da dah.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You get from outside.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Now you're inside of the restaurant, so you can see
the journals, you can see the sink, like it's almost
my turn. All of a sudden, a guy comes out
of nowhere and stands next to me.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm cool, like, what's up? Da da da da? How'd
you like? Where are you coming from?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm thinking he finished washing his hands, he walked through
the exit.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh those guys, and.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Then came I'm like, that's genius. Why have I never No,
I know that it's bad. That's genius, though, Bro, if
you walk in through the exit, cutter, you're cut.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yes, I can't be mad at the game.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I went in front of him.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
But that's the people at the airport. I have been
waiting because it is zone six.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm usually in zone six, zone seven.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I have no status, and it's I've been waiting, and
it's the people then that come right up next. I mean,
just go from like the side. I'm like, no, no, no, no,
that's the line. I don't say that, but in my
head I'm saying that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Has anybody ever called out the person that came in
through the exit and like, wouldn't let them pay, like
said something to them. Eight four four Mojoe Live eight
four four six six five six five four eight. That's
the same as what I was talking about not that
long ago, where I was talking about the person that
cuts in front of you when you're exiting out of
a parking garage or getting in line somewhere.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Am I wrong that in that moment the only person
I care about is myself, because I'm like, if you
cut in lawn, just don't cut in front of me.
But you know what I'm saying, I'm like, because he
came falls, but I front him.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What if he what if he cuts in line in
front of you and your son when your son's trying
to No, no, that's not happen. So you're you would
fight him on that. Yeah, he came in through the exit,
It's okay as long as he's behind you, exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Like it's fair game at that point. I can't fight
everybody battles see something, say something in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Till I actually agree with you there it's somebody else
the person that he cuts in front of needs to
say something.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Cooper, what's up it's moje on the morning.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
So I actually got a really funny thing. My my
mom actually told me about this. And I don't know
if it's mean or if it's or if this is
like a super smart move, but she'll actually go up
to the front, like maybe like not the very first person,
but like the second or third person in line, and
she'll tell them, Hey, if you guys want your food
(04:31):
for free, I'll pay for it just so I can
stand up next to you guys.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Wow. Does she do it?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Then?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Does she pay for their food just to go front
of the line.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
No, yeah, And then at that point they're like, oh,
well yeah, maybe I'll just get like a pretzel and
a hot dog or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The women's bathrooms are so long.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't know how you guys do it? What are
you doing? Are in there? There's a hey Samantha, what's up?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Frest time on time?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
So I definitely am the person that's going to call
somebody out if they go and like cut in front
of me in line. I don't care where I am
if you're gonna just cut in front of other people.
I think that it's so disrespectful, and I have I
have no problem being that person to call somebody out.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I like that there's people like you in this world,
because I'm not one of those people. But I like
when there is somebody there that is the person that
will get all up in their face and stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Do you say, hey, you're cutting or do you make
a passive aggressive remark like lines back there? More of
the passive aggressive. I'm like, hey, back line buddy, Like
everybody's been waiting this whole time. Like I'm not going
to get in anybody's face and sort of fight or anything. Yeah,
but I have no problem being like, yo, like we
are all here waiting, Why do you get to take
pres of this? It's like nobody is more important?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Honestly, those are those are the people that think that
they're the only person in this world. I like, we
wish upon them urinary tract infections. My god, what's up?
Amy high?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (06:10):
I went to the Toledo Zoo in the world. Yeah,
and I was letting my grandkids feed the draft and
there was like a really really long line the kind
of kind of swirls around always. Yeah, and this guy
and his three kids just walked right over the bridge
(06:30):
and I went postal, I like with a psycho. Grandma.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, don't mess with Amy, Grandma, really really, I think
I embarrassed my husband.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
The grandkids how old are they?
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Eight and five?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You know they're scared of you.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Or the like Grandma, Mommy, we don't want to go
to grandma's house.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
But yeah, I caused a real big scene.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I love it. Good for you. That's everybody's grandma right there,
Grandma Amy.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I absolutely love you.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Guys, we love you too.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's a funny story. Listen to this, Amy. What happened
to your friend and why did they get banned from
ford Field?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You mean Andrea Andrew. I'm sorry, I thought it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
So you could do what my friend did if you
don't want to wait, but you'll probably never get to
go back. My friend was in line and he was
drunk and he could not wait, so he decided to
be in the corner of the.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Man. I want to know and need to take a peep.
I wanted.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I want to know if the guy truly is banned,
Like do they have some kind of thing there?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
What I said, I'm going to know you all look
the same. Everyone's in Lions cre How would you ever know?
But he's too scared to try to go back.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He's got it.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
But he did quit drinking. Yeah, something good happen.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
He's got to be the guy that paints his face
or something like that, you know.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, that's it, genius.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
All right. Well, hey, guess what the Lions won? Did
you know that? Andrea?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
You know I did.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But you guys are gonna hate me.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I'm a Packers fan.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh hang up, yeah, we don't like you. All right.
Well thanks, We're gonna good Win good win
Being a Detroit Lions fan has literally never been this fun.
This is Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes I high fived so much yesterday having Zact just
high five. We high fived so much yesterday my hand
literally was chafing at the end of the thing.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I was like that, you know, but it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We high fived in our entire section with people that
were there, like everybody's going crazy on and in that interception.
It was crazy though. That seventy eight yard run that
was unbelievable, but it was awesome. It was like everybody's
like loving it and stuff and going crazy. I did
with so many videos for people too, like people asking me, hey,
(00:41):
can you say hi to somebody? And we're doing videos
for him. It's so funny. I still think it's wild
that people will let you just randomly have your phone
because I know that they know, like they're listener of
the show. But one time I'm gonna ask when they say, hey,
will you say hi to somebody or do a video
for him or take a picture, I'm gonna take the
phone and I'm gonna start running just see what, because
you know what I mean, Like all of a sudden,
(01:02):
I just started stealing their bone.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I would not expect that. I like that radio guy's
an a hole. I just get recognized in the bathrooms.
But it's like, OK, can.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I tell you I had speaking of that I got.
I was in the bathroom, in the bathroom talking to
some listener waiting for the next urinal to go, and
one popped open and it was my turn to go,
and a guy in a Tampa Bay Bucks Mike Alstott
Jersey set up to Michael Stock cuts right in front
of me because he thought I was too slow, And
I go, hey, a hole, and he goes, gotta go, man,
(01:35):
and he went there and did it, and I was like,
you can't do that. Then that same guy, when I
went to go get drinks right out in front, that
same guy cut right.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
In front of us again.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why I don't know, but I said to him at
one point, I'm like, hey, if the Bucks played like
you're playing right now, they actually probably be winning.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You were actually getting more aggressive out there. What do
you think about the guy?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So when I went into halftime, like when everybody goes,
that's when I went.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So the line is that it's longest at that time?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
The line long you say, everybody got a pee. We
all in line, making small talk. Da da dah.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You get from outside.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Now you're inside of the restaurant, so you can see
the journals, you can see the sink, like it's almost
my turn. All of a sudden, a guy comes out
of nowhere and stands next to me.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm cool, like, what's up? Da da da da? How'd
you like? Where are you coming from?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm thinking he finished washing his hands, he walked through
the exit.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh those guys, and.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Then came I'm like, that's genius. Why have I never No,
I know that it's bad. That's genius, though, Bro, if
you walk in through the exit, cutter, you're cut.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yes, I can't be mad at the game.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I went in front of him.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
But that's the people at the airport. I have been
waiting because it is zone six.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm usually in zone six, zone seven.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I have no status, and it's I've been waiting, and
it's the people then that come right up next. I mean,
just go from like the side. I'm like, no, no, no, no,
that's the line. I don't say that, but in my
head I'm saying that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Has anybody ever called out the person that came in
through the exit and like, wouldn't let them pay, like
said something to them. Eight four four Mojoe Live eight
four four six six five six five four eight. That's
the same as what I was talking about not that
long ago, where I was talking about the person that
cuts in front of you when you're exiting out of
a parking garage or getting in line somewhere.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Am I wrong that in that moment the only person
I care about is myself, because I'm like, if you
cut in lawn, just don't cut in front of me.
But you know what I'm saying, I'm like, because he
came falls, but I front him.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What if he what if he cuts in line in
front of you and your son when your son's trying
to No, no, that's not happen. So you're you would
fight him on that. Yeah, he came in through the exit,
It's okay as long as he's behind you, exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Like it's fair game at that point. I can't fight
everybody battles see something, say something in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Till I actually agree with you there it's somebody else
the person that he cuts in front of needs to
say something.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Cooper, what's up it's moje on the morning.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
So I actually got a really funny thing. My my
mom actually told me about this. And I don't know
if it's mean or if it's or if this is
like a super smart move, but she'll actually go up
to the front, like maybe like not the very first person,
but like the second or third person in line, and
she'll tell them, Hey, if you guys want your food
(04:31):
for free, I'll pay for it just so I can
stand up next to you guys.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Wow. Does she do it?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Then?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Does she pay for their food just to go front
of the line.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
No, yeah, And then at that point they're like, oh,
well yeah, maybe I'll just get like a pretzel and
a hot dog or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The women's bathrooms are so long.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't know how you guys do it? What are
you doing? Are in there? There's a hey Samantha, what's up?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Frest time on time?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
So I definitely am the person that's going to call
somebody out if they go and like cut in front
of me in line. I don't care where I am
if you're gonna just cut in front of other people.
I think that it's so disrespectful, and I have I
have no problem being that person to call somebody out.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I like that there's people like you in this world,
because I'm not one of those people. But I like
when there is somebody there that is the person that
will get all up in their face and stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Do you say, hey, you're cutting or do you make
a passive aggressive remark like lines back there? More of
the passive aggressive. I'm like, hey, back line buddy, Like
everybody's been waiting this whole time. Like I'm not going
to get in anybody's face and sort of fight or anything. Yeah,
but I have no problem being like, yo, like we
are all here waiting, Why do you get to take
pres of this? It's like nobody is more important?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Honestly, those are those are the people that think that
they're the only person in this world. I like, we
wish upon them urinary tract infections. My god, what's up?
Amy high?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (06:10):
I went to the Toledo Zoo in the world. Yeah,
and I was letting my grandkids feed the draft and
there was like a really really long line the kind
of kind of swirls around always. Yeah, and this guy
and his three kids just walked right over the bridge
(06:30):
and I went postal, I like with a psycho. Grandma.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, don't mess with Amy, Grandma, really really, I think
I embarrassed my husband.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
The grandkids how old are they?
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Eight and five?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You know they're scared of you.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Or the like Grandma, Mommy, we don't want to go
to grandma's house.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
But yeah, I caused a real big scene.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I love it. Good for you. That's everybody's grandma right there,
Grandma Amy.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I absolutely love you.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Guys, we love you too.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's a funny story. Listen to this, Amy. What happened
to your friend and why did they get banned from
ford Field?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You mean Andrea Andrew. I'm sorry, I thought it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
So you could do what my friend did if you
don't want to wait, but you'll probably never get to
go back. My friend was in line and he was
drunk and he could not wait, so he decided to
be in the corner of the.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Man. I want to know and need to take a peep.
I wanted.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I want to know if the guy truly is banned,
Like do they have some kind of thing there?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
What I said, I'm going to know you all look
the same. Everyone's in Lions cre How would you ever know?
But he's too scared to try to go back.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He's got it.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
But he did quit drinking. Yeah, something good happen.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
He's got to be the guy that paints his face
or something like that, you know.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, that's it, genius.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
All right. Well, hey, guess what the Lions won? Did
you know that? Andrea?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
You know I did.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But you guys are gonna hate me.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I'm a Packers fan.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh hang up, yeah, we don't like you. All right.
Well thanks, We're gonna good Win good win
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