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December 22, 2025 9 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The mojo of the morning show with myself, Mojo, Shannon
cav A, uh Lyda, Bianca, Zach and of course the
best listeners in the world, Shannon. We've been teasing this
for a while now. Somebody's eating the crotch of Shannon's underwear.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, Okay, so this is a thing, and I don't
know if I've talked about it here or not. But
my dog bo He's a two year old Calva Poushaan. Okay,
these dog names or these dog types are getting crazy. Yes,
I know he has a thing, as I think a
lot of dogs do, with underwear, specifically dirty underwear.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
He will seek it out in my house.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
He'll get into the hamper, he'll get into the washing
machine like he loves.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Underwear, especially if it's dirty. I know this.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I've had to buy so much new underwear it's whatever
fair amount. Last night it hit a new level where
I went to put on as I was writing my
topics for the show today, I went to put on
my pajamas, my skims, pajamas not cheap, my favorite favorite pajamas.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I put on the shirt, the blung sleeve shirt, no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I go to put on their shorts, and I'm like,
something feels wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I look down.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
This dog had actually eaten out the crotch of my
skims pajamas.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I will take a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I think I threw the bottoms way, but I can
fish them out so I can show you, not of
them on me, but I like out gone babric is gone,
like you'd buy them from lover's lane.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Wow, what is the what in just that area?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Just that area?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yep? He likes what he likes yep, like ripped.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Them right out?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Doesn't it piss you off when your animals will do
something in ruin something that is like yours, but it
doesn't do it to your significant others?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh does wes crotch eight too?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Nope? Nope.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
My dogs like to crap on my stuff. Yeah, like yes.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Chelsea was telling me that my that the dogs have
been in the closet and they've been only peeing or
crapping on my side of the closet and that bothers.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Me thet they know you hate them.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So she's like, hey, you got to move you know,
your stuff because you got And I'm like, let's put
your stuff over there. She's like no, because now they
know their scent.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Is over there.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
But you're doing but to have them, you know, eat
this stuff is wild. And somebody told me, and you
have to tell me if this is true. Somebody told
me only male dogs will eat women's clothing.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
It's funny because Charlie, my almost sixteen year old toy poodle,
has never done this. Yeah, but Bo, I mean from
the time he was a puppy, he loved underwear and
but this now is like it's now he's like actually ripping,
like eating it.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't want to, uh, you know, assume anybody's gender,
But what does your.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Dog identify as?

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Bo?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
What is a male?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
That's okay?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I wondered, say, I'm pretty sure. I one time called
somebody's dog. You ever do this with you? Like one
time called somebody's dog. I go, oh, she is so pretty,
Like it's a boy. Like I'm really angry. And I've
done that with babies before too, you know what I mean.
Can't tell.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Sometimes I thought you were going to go elsebeare but
you were going to say the dog identified I was like,
would that be?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
That would be your dog?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
What's up? Nikki? How you doing a good?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Do you have a similar problem? With what Shannon's having
right now at home.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Yes, I think it's great.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
First time.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
I just want to say first time, long.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Time listen, although since it is about a dog.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Okay, So it's like Shannon, then doodle and I have
a household, so I have three kids. He only eats
the cratch out of my songs, like.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Only my underwear though, And is it usually you're used underwear?

Speaker 6 (04:10):
You go, yeah, like he digs them out of the
dirty clothes and then it's like Shannon said, so then
I'll go to put him on. It's like I have
something from like Lover's Lane, but and then you notice
it because then he'll get yeah, no exactly. So like
when you go to like Victoria's Secret like American Eagle
and you get like the six for thirty five. I've
been the last couple of years. I can't even tell

(04:32):
you how me I went through. And it's just my underwear,
my songs and my practice.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
If it's the pheromones from you guys, what if you
had your toys out? Would your dog do something to
your toys?

Speaker 8 (04:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I hide those. Yeah, and where do you Ellie? What's up? Ellie,
it's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Hello, what's going on? Ellie?

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (05:01):
The first time long time. I just wanted to say,
I have two female dogs and I have to hide
my underwear from them.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Female dogs.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Interesting, Maybe they're lesbian dogs, you think, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Yeah, I don't know. And then whenever I catch them,
they try to lay on it to act like like
they're hiding it.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah. And they don't do this to any of the
other people in the house.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
No, no, yeah, there's something about their connection that they
have with you, different thing. It really is interesting. It's
it's interesting that they do that to you, and then
I get crapped on you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
What's up the Hi? Hi, first time, long time.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
To Shannon talking about her crotch to get people to
call we appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Yes, my my female dog when she was younger, she
to do this all the time.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I had to throw out so.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Many of my underwear because only the cross part would
be And that's.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Crazy, it is.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Man, what would you do if you found out that
it wasn't your female dog, but it was actually your
man that was doing this and blaming the dogs apart
my underwear? Yah, what would you do. If that was
your case, I would.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Come front him.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I'd be like, why are you doing that? It's weird? Yeah,
why are you? Why are you messing with my uh
my underwear? Uh? What's going on? Barb? Barber works at
a veterinary hospital. Is that right, Barb?

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yes, I worked at the veterinary hospital and uh, dog
came in for obstruction.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
So we did the surgery hold out the.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Obstject, which was young pair of underwear.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
So we showed it to the couple.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
The wife looks and goes, that's not.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Mine right now, stop it right now.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Suscribe that dog knew what he was doing. And wait
what we find out? Do we find out that this
guy was cheating?

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Apparently yes, because uh, next time she came in it
was a different last name.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
That is a great story. Man, oh man, Amanda, what's up? Amanda?

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (07:20):
So we have one boy dog and two girl dogs
and it's only the boy dog that does this. But
he was eating all the crosses out of my underwear.
So I'm like, you know what I told my husband,
I'm not buying anymore. This is ridiculous, Like I'm going
through them like candy. So then I just said, I'm
just gonna, you know, go commando.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
We'll see how that goes.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
The dog is eating the crosses out of.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
All of my pants now jeans. He is in love.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I think, were you honestly happy that I did this
topic to know that it's Bo's not the only horny.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Dog like you know?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
So one can I tell you something else? And there?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hide your expensive stuff though, like you like if you
have a nice pair of jeans or something like that.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Oh yeah, you were saying my underwear now, no joke.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I only wear my Amazon underwear because I go through
it so fast.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah. Keep wearing the underwear though, because if you don't,
he'll be he'll be all over.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, all right, it's Mojo in the Morning show and
Mark wants to make a comment.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
What's up, Mark? How you doing?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Hey, Mojo?

Speaker 7 (08:28):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Brother?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Nothing much, buddy? What did you want to say? You
want to say something, Shannon?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, So as Wes and your dog in cahoots.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
What do you think? What do you think is going
on there?

Speaker 8 (08:42):
I think I think Wes got the dog eating up
the clothes so you don't have to take him off.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
That's interesting. That is a good. One hold on, Dwight.
What's up, Dwight. Dwight the road.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
So how are you doing this morning?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
It's been a minute, buddy, what's up?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Well? I just called in a comment on the dog
eating underwear situation. Yeah, we had a dog allow that
used to eat my daughter's underwear, the craps out of
hurt underwear all the time. And one day I was
at work and my wife called me, like what she
was like, diesel ate her underwear and he couldn't put

(09:28):
it out, so she had to go and pull it
the rest of the way out.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh honestly, I want a visual of that, Like I
would love it, Like it's kind of like a magic trip,
you know, like watch me pull a rabbit out of
my hat.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Oh my god, that's crazy, Dight.
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