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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojoe in the morning show, so we do second

(00:04):
date updates, so this is kind of almost like a
second date update.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
But my topic that.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I would like to get calls on is and I'll
tell you the story about this. Has anyone ever dated
someone who either hated their kids, dog, or family, or
you dated someone and you hated their kids, dog, or
family if you're ever somebody, and I hate to say

(00:28):
the kid's part in there, but family also is probably
bad too. Some people would say dog's the worst of
them all. Like if you dated somebody that hated your dog,
would you continue to date them? So there's a guy
that I'm friends with and the girl that he's dating
must like him a lot because anytime that they spend
the weekend together and it's the weekend at her place,

(00:51):
he makes her bored her dog, so that put the
dog in a soh the dog will go to somebody
else and he can have the weekend with her alone
with no dog there because he's not a fan of
the dog. And then if he goes over to her

(01:12):
house because they don't live in the same area. He
lives here, so he lives in Birmingham, Michigan, and she
lives on the west side of the state. She lives
in East Grand Rapids. And so if he goes and
spends like just a day with her, like if he
comes into town just for a day, or she, you know,
is looking to just spend some time and wants him

(01:34):
to be around. He says to her, you got to
put the dog in the bedroom. And he makes her
put the dog in her room and close the door
because he doesn't want to be around the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
So what's with the dog? Is he alerted to the dogs,
geared to the dog, or just doesn't algy? He said,
the dog. He doesn't care for the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
He said, the dog isn't but yeah, he said the dog.
He said, the dog is just literally head. I said
to him, that's so mean. I called him the dog disser.
You are a dog disser. How do you diss the
woman's dog like that? And he said he said to me,
he goes, Tom, Honestly, this dog is a nasty bastard.

(02:12):
And he said and I said to him, I go,
but you know what, I said, she's not head any kids, right,
And he goes, no, she never had any kids, shes
never been married. And I said, that'd be like calling
a kid, he goes, And I would do that too,
he goes. If a kid was a total jerk and
a kid was a pain in the ass, I would
say that the kid's a pain in the ass.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Does he make her like when she ships them to
the doggy daycare or warism?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
She has to pay for that, right? Honestly, I never
asked that question. Who pays for that? That's interesting?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What is going to happen long term? If, like, you know, honestly,
I think he can keep doing that. I think she.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I think she's really into him, because let me tell
you this, she's really into him enough that she's doing
this and they see each other enough, and when she
comes over to the east side of the state so
that she can go hang out with him, she'll have
somebody watch the dog too. The person there never brings
the dog with So I when I was listening to
this story, I was thinking to myself, Man, I don't

(03:08):
know if this is gonna work. But then I think
I kind of get that though, Like could you imagine
would you break up with someone because their animal or
their family, like maybe they got a maybe they got
like a bad you know, you know, or bad parent,
you know, family members, like stuff like would you date
somebody with a bad family? Eight four four Mojo Live
eight four four six six five six by four.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
A if the bad family thing was affecting my relationship
where I felt like my partner was always in a
bad mood or like they just weren't themselves because they
constantly are going through something with their family and I'm
constantly having to play therapist like that can cause a
strain on a relationship.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
If you don't like my kid, you're out of here, agreed.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
There's no real there's no world where you're gonna move
it in the way of my kid. I haven't had
a dog as an adult, so I guess like I
can't really speak to that, but some people like y'all say,
love their dogs more than a kys almost.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
What if you dated a girl and she had like
an a whole kid. I don't know all the girls
out haven't kind of been involved.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
With what if you what if you had a What
if you dated a girl and she thought Josiah was
an a hole and she wasn't good?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
But but what if she was somebody that you thought
man was plus plus plus plus? Try to get her
on the weekends. Really.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, I mean we got your parents and so you
know there are days he's not there.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I had an issue in high school with my boyfriend's mom.
So it wasn't that he had a problem with his family.
It was that his mom was just unbelievably rude and
lean to me and didn't trust me.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Wow. Yeah for no.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I mean, I don't know what she had going on,
but it was very problematic, like she would never let
him hang out with me.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
But I think she was just like that way about
all girls.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Moms are tough ones because if moms don't like you
and if they are good relationship with their guys.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, Kevin was up.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Hey, So I dated a girl out of Big Rapids.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
And anyways, so the she had this.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Little ankle bier dog, right, and so we'd go out
and I had a cadillact escalate at the time. It
was the twenty eighteen. Okay, she'd want to take the
dog everywhere and have it sit between us on the
on the arm resting. Okay, and we get we get
back to her apartment and she'd want to sit on
the couch with the snaggle toothed dog behind us. This

(05:30):
dog had trench mouth. I mean, it was the worst
thing in the world. You couldn't put the dog down.
We always had to have a stupid dog.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
What color was the interior? What kind of leather did
you have in that thing?

Speaker 5 (05:41):
It was the It was the white. But it's just
a little bit off. Wh Yeah, yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
So you got this dog. You got this dog drooling
all over your your escalator.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yes, in a thing stun high heaven?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
How good? How good was that? Vagina?

Speaker 5 (06:00):
You know, it's funny because I was scared to use
her bathroom too, because she when you sit on her
toilet seat, it would it would make a crack noise.
And you had to be careful because if you hit
your manstacles in there, it might.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Do No question, Kevin, she must have literally put it
on you so good though, that you stuck around because
of a drooling dog and a testicle snap and toilets.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
The dog or the girl.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
The dog, the dog was something It was Amy and
then her dog. What was the dog? I don't know,
something like.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
That, Amy from Big Rapids, right, that's right, Yeah, I
gotta be honest with you. That sounds miserable to have that,
and she wants to bring the dog with I could
see where that would be a problem.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Uh, what's up, Tina? How you doing?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
I'm good? How are you guys doing good?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (07:01):
I think your friend is a douche brand. I'm a
huge I'm a big animal lover. And I will say
I have two dogs, and I will say my husband
gets irritated sometimes when I'm give too much luck of
the dogs. But I just feel like she, I worry

(07:28):
if she's so like hooked on this guy and then
she they decide they want to move in together.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
But and she's boarding the dog.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Now, I'm telling you, it's not keeping that dog, keeping
that dog at all?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
What's up, Danielle? Hey, how are you good? Danielle? What's up?

Speaker 7 (07:50):
Not?

Speaker 8 (07:51):
I'm telling her my best friend has a boyfriend for
the last two years and absolutely cannot stand his dog.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
To stay at his house.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Well, also, he doesn't have TV or Wi Fi, which
is weird.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
She dates a guy with no TV and Wi Fi.
I would lose my mind, right, But.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
Yeah, he she puts up. He puts up with all
of her works. I guess you'd say, but he has
the dog and she just does not like the dog.
But she's whears that it's not necessarily the dog who
has one of health issues and everything. She's also not
a very good cut owner. Like the dogs fall outside

(08:33):
and then come right back in and go potty.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
On the floor, and he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Can I tell you something though, if the dog's got
you know, maybe health issues, maybe the dog will die
before their relationship could end.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Just taking a turn, she helps us open. I get it. Yeah,
she's hoping that the dog dog.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Did she ever let the dog out without a leash
and hope that the dog like runs in the traffic?

Speaker 8 (08:56):
My god, no, she's she's jumps outing cherry Bee.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
So watch her camera. She's talked about killing them. Oh
my god, I'm just kidding when I talk about the
rest be initial b Are you there?

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (09:13):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Good morning. You dated someone a guy that you said
that you hated his dad.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (09:21):
So, I've been dating my boyfriend for seven years, and
in the beginning it was okay, it was kind of
like just a condescending attitude with his dad. But now
he is just rude.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Any chance he.

Speaker 10 (09:35):
Gets, he tells the family that he's disappointed that he
chose me because I'm white and I'm fat, and he
told somebody in the family that I am a flavorless
fat girl. Oh my gosh, understands why.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
He was with me. No one needs to check his
dad though.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
What is why is he he saying anything all the time?
Question for you?

Speaker 10 (10:01):
So, out of five girls and one boy, my boyfriend
is the only child that talks to his dad. All
the girls don't talk to him anymore. I talk to
his sisters and they say the same thing. He's rude,
he's condescending, he's uh, he's got this like he has
to be in power.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, we're gonna spake a question for you. Is your
boyfriend a skinny black man?

Speaker 10 (10:28):
No, he is Cuban.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay, jeez, this is your is my family is my
These are my kind.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Skinny black and he ain't giving her a Yeah, skinny girls, Yeah,
they like the fat white ladies in particular, fat white
ladies in particular.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Exactly, I don't know, but I gotta be honest with you.
I think I know I'll be honest with you. I
think that you know it's time for him to step
up to his dad. If, especially if the other family
doesn't like him either. That's too bad that he's saying
that to you. I'm sorry that you're going through that.
Dahlia wants to say something Dallia or I'm sorry, not Dahlia.
Dahlia is a different call. Sorry, Dahia, you're not getting

(11:06):
in the air here. Wait, where does that call go?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Maybe I got his dog? Which one?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Uh, there's a guy that said you about training the
dog and the kid one? Yes, a great line.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I don't know where he went. He hung up. He
had a great one. He goes.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
He goes, you can train a dog, but you can't
train a bad kid, which is actually kind of true.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I hate to say that, Dahlia. I will take you
since I said your name, Dahlia, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Hi.

Speaker 9 (11:32):
So first off, first time, long term, and shout out
to Carissa. I'm in cosmetology school and she was my
client and she's the one who convinced you'd be able
to call.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, we love you, Carissa.

Speaker 9 (11:48):
So my uncle who was an army vetter and he
used to breed dogs when he had five dogs, all siblings,
and started redating a girl that he dated in the past,
who is also a veteran. She made him get rid
of all five dogs, and then now they're moving to
Hawaii and he's miserable.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Wait, not about moving to Hawaii, but about the fact
that he lost his dogs. Right, yeah, oh my god,
he got rid of five dogs.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's horrible.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
That's horrible. Chris is right, you should call us. That's
a good, good story. Can I be honest with you
on this one?

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I kind of would move to Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Come on, wouldn't you I get rid of Honestly, I like,
let's see, i'd get rid of Joe Jacob. But I mean,
come on, Chelsea and I could go to Hawaii. I
mean I would take that. But he's sad that. I'm
sorry that that that's the case.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
And they all had to go to different homes. They
couldn't stay together.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's horrible. You know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
He's gonna go to Hawaii, she's gonna cheat on him,
and then he's gonna be stuck without dogs and a girl.

Speaker 9 (12:53):
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of already happening.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I hope that everything works out. What's uncle's first name, Patrick?
Uncle Pat? Come on, Patrick, get the dogs back, Let's
get the dogs back. Okay, yeah, all right, we're sorry
about that.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Sorry to hear it.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
All right, So, Mojo in the Morning, somebody text me
this is cool. Somebody texted me from East Grand Rapids
Mojo in the Morning listener on SNX, I love it,
and said that if my buddy's girl that he's dating
would like to give up the dogs, she would take
the dog in because she says, I love to take
people's dogs and make sure they get a good home.
That's a good one. And if he breaks up with

(13:34):
her and there are any guys that would like to
date her, they would.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
I don't know.
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