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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. So
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we had everybody at our house for the holidays and
it was actually fun. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm normally the type of guy that I get emotional
when my family's altogether. But after a few days, I
kind of wanted my space a little bit. And I'm thinking, man,
I've grown up a lot because in the past I
couldn't wait for the kids to like just be home
and just stay home. And then after a while it
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got a little annoying on a couple of different parts.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
One was the boys.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Joe had his girlfriend Alyssa there, so she was there staying,
which we were like on engagement Watch, wondering if he
was going to get engaged.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I was waiting. Yeah, I think Chelsea said it best.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It would be bad if he goes and brings her
to his own hometown and proposes to her when she's
not from here. She's from you know, Florida, from Tampa.
But that would be like a total like self serving
thing to do. But he didn't do it. So, long
story short, Alyssa was there, and then Luke had his
girlfriend that was there and Brooklyn, and it got to
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be a point where I would forget that these guys
were all amongst us. And I know that you guys
will hear, you know, from time to time me talk
about how I have excessive gas problems. I've got right now, buddy,
I've gotten to a point right now in my life
where when I push myself off the couch, like literally
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like grab me, you know, I'm not having to like
pull my put my arms down like I still can
get it out.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
From the corn.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I do have a little rock roll, Yes, yeah, exactly
when I do it, I will I will rock a
little bit. And as I rock a little bit to
come up.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You're one step away from the fart walks. I'm in
the walk period.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Here's me walking to the kitchen to go grab some
you know, something to eat.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
And you're like, you are really stinky.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's well, it got to be so bad and the
worst is the way that the couch set up was.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And can you call us up?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I want to call us up and tell us how
did your mom or dad embarrass you in front of
your significant other? Because it got to be a point
where I would I started with the oops, like you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Like he did the oops. Then it got me going,
excuse me.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Then I started picking myself up and cupping my butt
because I was sitting. As I was sitting on the
couch the way that they would go, Joe would sit
on the end, Alyssa would sit in between Joe and I,
and then Luke would be on one side. Luke's girlfriend
would be on the other side, you know what I mean, like,
and then Jacob would be occasionally down there, but he
was still hiding in his room like he always you know,
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would and I would get up and just be like
just embarrassing as hell.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I felt so bad.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And I actually did he say anything to you or
was it just expected Alyssa.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
At some point, Joe's girlfriend, Alyssa started giggling at times,
like it got to a point where I think that
she thought that, Okay, this is possibly going to be
her father in law one day. And uh, and I
said to h I said to Joe, I go, man,
if if we didn't run off of one of your
girlfriends in the past by some of the stuff that
we said, we're gonna run her off with our butt,
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I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Than farting though, Like if farting is as bad as
it's gonna get by becoming a member of the the
Carballo family.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Then I think you're okay. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I mean, I Shon's mass mine mine were mine were
full of honey, bake tam and are I'm gluten so
I got so anytime I get anything in my system
that's you know, possibly cross contaminated.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Shannon, has Tim Murphy ever embarrassed you in front of uh? Lesser?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Time?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And him? Are really close though, right they are? Yeah, Wes.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Wes did not have a good relationship with his dad.
So my dad is like the dad that he always wanted,
which I love when he says that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But my dad, dude, my dad's like you.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
My dad will will let it go and he'll comment
on how.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Good or right off the bat he does that, or
he does not care. Are you kidding me to at
that level?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What about Scott Mick Scott Mix absolutely not. He is
so embarrassed by my brother and I it's not even funny.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He thinks it's just he is very like proper.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I know that's wild because you guys know me and
my brother and we're the farthest from it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But we were raised in like a very proper.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Household, which is why you shouldn't be proper with your kids,
because we just retaliate and become the worst adults possible.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's so funny that you say that, because we weren't
even allowed to say the word fart in my dad's
house growing up at all. It was it was like
a bad word. Yet my dad was ripping the left
and right.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
All the time. My brother would far, I would laugh.
My dad would get up off of the chair.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Even if we were watching Law and Order SVU, which
was for him, and we were.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Sitting as a family, he would get up and just
and walk away. Not funny, funny to do that, it's appropriate. Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Uh god, I seriously I thought I had an ally
and in Scott what's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Where was Hi?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
How are you guys call me the further in law?
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
So? I was gonna say, so they make fun.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Of my speech. I still have it to this day.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
It's kind of like that, like I've always said that
problem growing up.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Really, I hear nothing but okay, yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
So yeah, it's okay now. I mean, I'm trying to
get better with it, but it isn't pleasant.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I mean, I mess up.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
With a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, so your parents would embarrass you in front of
boyfriends that would come over.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, kind of, so like I would say certain.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Things and like, yeah, that is so wild that.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I mean it's not easy, and especially growing up in.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
An environment like when you're in school and having like friends.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And then it's funny.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Because I was thinking about this because a lot of
things bring you back to your childhood. I was remembering
that my dad was the only thing he would do
to embarrass us in front of significant others, was my
dad never wore a shirt. My dad as soon as
my because my dad wore suits to work all the
time because he was a doctor.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
He would come home and he would.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Put on a pair of shorts and walk around. He
was that guy, the dad that would walk around shirtless.
So I remember a couple of times Chelsea coming over
and it's like, my dad just sitting there shirtless at
the end of the table.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
But you grew up in Chicago, so is that a
year round?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Year round? He would shovel the snow, believe it or not,
with no shirt on. What's up, Jen? How you doing fantastic?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Jen?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We're We're talking about how your parents embarrass you. I
think I did this to my kids.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Well, my dad is a very gusty person, and for
the time I can remember, regardless of whether it was
significant others or just family functions, he just like rips
start and then he always follows up with, oh, well
that still.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Works, you know what?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
There's something about once you get past I think it's
forty for me, it was I don't know, maybe fifty.
But when you get past, like a certain age, you
lose control of your.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Keegel glands or Google. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Whatever you're doing, you're hearing so much you don't even
get embarrassed by it anymore. You're just like you almost
expect it. And to the girl if they don't say it,
you're like, does it still work? I don't know what's
going on?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
To the girl who just called it to talk about
her word choices and not being able to speak out.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We're professional speakers, were paid to do it. That's what's
happened in Austin.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
I hey, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
So?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
When I was a kid, my cousins would get grounded
from my uncle Mark he he. He absolutely hated farting,
and he would get angry if they would fart in
the same room as him. They were made to get up,
leave the room, go to their business, and come back.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Really, that was my grandma.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I understand to not hear the sounds then, but the
smell just follows you in.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, my grandma used to like tell us to wait,
wait five seconds, used to on account. Yeah, really, my grandma.
She was not for that, your grandma, grand grandma. You know, hey,
grandma roof, she was not for that.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Far. You're never gonna want her around me.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
She's done.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
What's up, Sidney?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Hey, how's the going guys?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
What's happening?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
So, my jan I've got five and a half years
and the first time that I met h my future
mother in law, I went back in the house after
we had just less because I forgot something and she
didn't know it's coming back in. She was standing at
the think and she let out the larded, loudest heart
I have.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What did you do?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Then? I just I loved him.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I couldn't help but laugh.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I mean, I think farting is hilarious. She was holding
We're just it was what was that?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
She was holding it in until you left. She thought
you were gone. So now you guys are the Farner
family exactly.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
That's what we are now now we have no camel
world about it.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
And you, guys, why is everyone's natural reaction if you're
around people that you're not exactly comfortable with to go.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Caim what's up?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I Hey, I love you guys. How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Love? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
I just wanted to tell you that my dad thought
it was hilarious to fart and he didn't care wherever
he was.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
He lifted his leg.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
And he'd be like, what, it's the loved one that
don't smell.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You're looking at it? Oh my god. You know how
they say like a fart in church?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I remember literally one time doing that in church and
it was the echoey sounds that it was Chelsea in
her parents' church that we went to, and it was
one of those ones where they had like the floor,
like literally everything reverberated.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Right off the damn things.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
When you argue with idiots, people can't tell who the
idiot is.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
We fail to understand that on the show This is
Mojo in the Morning,