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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jo other morning, I was looking for like election coverage music.
You know how they always have it, like if you
watch any of the TV news stations, the fake news,
as Donald Trump would say, if you ever watch, they
always have a decision twenty twenty four, let's get let's
(00:22):
go to George Stephanopolis. They always have like that kind
of music. I found this bed. I don't know what
it's for. Is this like it's in John Davis's commercial pile.
But isn't this a great beat?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's so good it's perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Who will win?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is like when they do the updates of when
like the polls come in.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Let's go to Dana Bash Hi, Dana Da.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I would like to be Samanna Guthrie.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You'd be like Savannah Guthrie, look.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
At you, and she does a lot of the elections?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Does she does she work for NBC? Yeah, Well I
tell you what to watch out for those guys on NBC.
You see that they ended up posing Trump over the
weekend by having Kamala on SNL didn't give an opportunity
for equal time.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well then they had too. Yeah, So if you saw
that really long Trump commercial drink Sunday night football and
NASCAR that's why is.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
He satisfied by that? Or is he going to be
upset by that whole thing? What do you think? I
wouldn't be satisfied. Would you want to be on SNL
or would you want to be on NASCAR? Tell me,
tell me what would you want? That's pretty clear. I'd
want to be on the Mojo in the Morning Show.
How come no ads? Well? Oh we do have ads,
I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Mojo in the Morning has tremendous ratings that I can
tell you, but they're not as tremendous as.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Mine, of course not. You guys ready for some negative
campaign ads. I feel like, can I tell you something.
I'm gonna say this, if you're a politician, If you
are a politician and you want to win an election,
put a positive ad out there. And when I say
this to you, I say this to you and it's
too late. Should have given you know, these guys the
(02:02):
advice ahead of time. This is for all elections, even
like the guys that you know are running for, like
the local ones, which honestly are the ones that really
matter I think the most to us. I would have
a positive ad like I would put one and say
like if same one. Save my opponent is Blaine Fowler
from ninety six to three WDVD. Yeah, I'd go Blaine
Follower from ninety six to three w DVD. They're a
(02:23):
radio station across town. They don't have very many listeners.
But well that's okay, But hold on, that's a negative ad.
I would say, he's got a really nice smile, but
vote for me, because smiles don't matter, you know what
I mean, like something like that. Don't do the negative
stuff like he's going to kill you. You know, she
she's going to she's going to take all your money
(02:45):
and you're not going to be able to afford myer groceries,
you know, like all that stuff. Like these negative things.
What happens is it goes in one ear and out
the other. And then I sit there and listen to him,
and I go, do we really, honestly even trust the
negative campaign ads? I feel like there are all a
bunch of bouts.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I don't trust any single campaign ad from any party,
any candidate.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's so funny, like if you have kids, you know,
if you have kids that watch YouTube, it's even all
over the kids the kids channels. And I found myself
saying to Lucy and Smith the other day, I was like,
you guys, any campaign ad do not believe anything they
say ever, And like, when you're old enough, you research
everything because it's all.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Do your kids ask you who you're voting for.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
They are obsessed with trying to figure out who I'm
voting for.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
My dad was very vocal about who he voted for
and why he voted. My dad immigrated from Cuba, so
to him, it was very important that we all voted.
He'd be very upset if they're coming.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
With me tomorrow because I think it's important to show,
like you know that it's especially as a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is it legal to let them do the little color
in the box or is that illegal? It's illegal? It
is illegal. You have to be the one doing it,
you're the voter. I have never done it then when
I was a kid. Of course, not because I would
like to let Why is my one on Twitter? I
would like to because I think they would be kind
of cool, like your kid, like kids love sharpies anyway, Right,
(04:10):
you know what we have to do. We have to
get all the rumors that are out there, like to
dispel the rumors. Because somebody was saying that you cannot
use a sharpie marker. Matter of fact, I heard somebody
say that a sharpie marker is actually the preferred item
to do it. And then I also heard people say
you cannot bring in a sample ballot uh in there
or even notes from campaign people like they say that
(04:31):
somebody was saying that. Somebody said you can't bring in
an iPad like I would love to know what all
these rules are. Like if there's rules like that, yeah,
use your phone. You can look up notes. I don't
know about like campaign articles like I don't think they're
going to hand you stuff, but you can.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Well, there can't be any science within one hundred feet
of a polling place. I know that, so I'm assuming
that it's the same for I wonder if.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I can tell us. Yeah, him, call Aaron up and
ask Aaron if he knows any the answers Aaron, You
know it's funny as he says, he's working the polls,
when you're working the polls. I also believe sometimes at
my polling place, I can tell who they voted for
and who they want you to vote for, only because
(05:15):
of the little mustache that the guy has. Okay, he's
got a little teeny like scruggy mustache, and I'm like,
there is no way hold on Aaron. Quick question for you, Aaron,
you were what do you do actually at the polling place?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I am a whole chairperson, so I'm kind of overseeing
my team and making sure that we are running the
up fair and safe election, getting ballots casted, if anything
goes wrong, if someone needs helped getting their ballot into
the the tabulator where there.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's with this.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
We check in everybody, so you know when you get there,
you fill up a little your ID. Do you have
to someone get them stickers?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Do you have to be unbiased?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah? We're not allowed to wear anything. Actually, you're not
allowed to go to any poles.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Wait, you're naked in this. This is unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You're working the polls and naked. This guy has got
it going out. I need to go to Grand Rabbit.
So you can't. You can't have like a button on
that says you know, uh, Harris Waltz or Trump.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You can't as a voter either, right, No, you may
not as a voter.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You cannot bring in you cannot have a sign saying
who you voted for.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Nope, you're not allowed to bring in any T shirts. Button.
If someone has on what's say, uh, one of them
red hats, we have to ask them to go put
it in their car, take it off.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What if it's a red hat that says nothing about
make America great, it's just a red hat.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
If it's a big red hat, white letter says Mojo
in the morning, I will shake their hand and think
them for being a faithful listener.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, so you just can't say the candidate's name or
anything that deals with candidates. All right, here's a question,
can you bring Can I bring an iPad in with
me to vote? You?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Again? I brought my phone in two days ago to
early vote and pulled up my ballot from online and look,
anyone already pre selected?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And there This was a rumor that was going around
that people who use sharpie markers will not have their
votes counted. That's a bunch of bs too.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Right, Oh, I don't have an actual answer on that,
but we provide pens. We have to use those pens.
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm not because you know, people are germ freakd since
COVID like they freak out over germs. I know a
lot of people like to bring their own stuff in there.
Do they put pens or markers inside of those things?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Pen?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
We have we have pens that are pulling precincts. Okay,
so if you're a bring a pen. Bring some sanitizer
in the math.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, quick question about this? Can I play music while
I'm doing it? I would like to have music in your.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Headphones and you can play all the the answer that
you want, don't blast it on your for everybody else
to hear.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
So so so you got you can wear headphones in there,
like I Can I be on the phone with somebody
and talking to them while I'm doing it?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Or no?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, if Chelsea needs to help you remember who you're
voting for? Really, you can be in your ear yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, ye are you to take Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You can take what's that? You can take a picture
of your.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, you can't take like a selfie, like a photo
of the full you know, like of other people voting
or anything of that nature. But Michigan does a lot
for someone to take a picture inside their pulling booth
of their balance.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Has anybody ever leaned against that thing and knocked them
all down? Does that ever happen.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I have had that happen at my precinct yet, thankfully
and fingers craft, we don't see that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
All right, well, here here's what I I know that
there's one thing that we all can agree on, right,
this is bipartisan. Are you by the way? Are you
by by the way, Aaron, I want to know.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
No, I'm not by if you know any single laves
out there, gentlemen, Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Good, I want to make sure. But you're bipartisan though, right,
You can be bipartisan when you're working in the polling
both correct.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
We are fully bipartisan.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, good, all right.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
We have the talent. So there's anything goes wrong to
people from each party or one person from each party
has helped that single voter.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Okay. There's one thing that is bipartisan we can all
agree on, and that is the ads that are on
the radio and television are annoying as f right. So
that's why we decided we were gonna have Eric, with
the help of Lydia who you know in Zach to
Zach helped with this, come up with negative campaign ads
(09:20):
about members of the Mojo in the Morning show. Would
you like to hear him.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, let's hear him.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'm excited for all right, let's hear him. Here we
go negative campaign ad number one.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Mojo Loving husband and father. He claims he's into family values,
but would an advocate of family values say.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
This, I've gone to men, I love five guys, or
this I love the look of the vagina, or this
I never have the ability to pull it out fast
enough when I want to.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
And even if he did have real family values, he
couldn't begin to communicate them.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
What's so.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
La Mojo, no values, no clue, No Joe in the
Morning pack is responsible for the content of this advertising that.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
By the way, Eric, you are amazing. Hey Aaron, Hey,
all righty, here we go, Here we go. Next up, Meghan.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Meghan is a walking, talking contradiction. She says she's too
busy for a relationship, yet she's got time to go
live on TikTok for three hours, four hours every day.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm on ticknac live all the time.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Meghan. She's single, she's kid free, but she's got all
the opinions on your love life. Vote Meghan for unsolicited advice.
Them Mojo in the Morning pack is responsible.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
For the content.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
So good, so perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
By the way, we're rewriting CAVS. It will be tomorrow
that we'll play it. And of course I'm just kidding. Kevin.
We've got negatives on you.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
BPT.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh tell me more. What did you say?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Can explain.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
BPT, But what does it mean? Wait? Say the letters again,
b PT, BPT. Oh black people talk.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh, here we go, Oh my.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
God, a real black man.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
All right, here we go, Kevin, negative campaign ad about you.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
keV knows, Yeah, let's fact check that googles. You know,
something isn't funny when keV laughs out, keV lies about working.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
A subway, I still got my uniform.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
And keV checks out girls and doesn't even know their ages.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, man, I might have might need a lawyer because.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Does keV really no, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I love my That was hilarious, Loki my subway jacket
in the car right now? All right, hold on, hold
on the person on the show that literally no one
says a bad thing about, but you know, secretly inside
she has got a smelly belly button. Will we find
(12:54):
out about that tomorrow at all or Wednesday when we
do the contest.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I think that would be slightly strange if I may
you sniff my belly?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But wait, I got to sniff the strangers, the listeners.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
All Megan or kpe here Lydia sniff.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, even though I'm the belly button expert, I found
out about this, you know. All Right, here we go, Shannon,
you have the second longest commercial that is negative campaign
ad for this contest here that we're doing with Eric,
and we'll have to by the way, thank Eric. Get
Eric on the phone?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Is Eric?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Can you see if Eric's available? He's right now, I
believe right now he's doing Donald Trump on a radio
station in Argentina as we speak. I have no idea
why it is that the people in Argentina would like
to hear Donald Trump. But here we go.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I'm Shannon, longtime co host of Mojo in the Morning,
always smiling, always has it all together, but in reality,
she's out of control. As a mother.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
When I woke up, I could not make this up.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Smith's hair he's seven, was purple.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And as a dog owner, I.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Was walking my puppy bo we got us nuts chopped off.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
She thinks she has everybody fooled, but we know better.
I will you all, bitch, squeaky clean Shannon, she's dirty
and not just on the thirty in the morning pack
is responsible for advertisement.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's just dirty and definitely not on the dirty. Ah,
that is good. Give it up for a great job.
He's not answered. I'm telling you, I guarantee you Donald
Trump is right now doing an impersonation or Joe Biden
or who knows he doesn't. I know he does not
do a Kamala Harris impersonation, although if he needs to
(14:44):
to keep by, you know, food on the table, Eric
will figure out a way to do it. Should we
ask Aaron who most accurate? Yes, Aaron, who who was
most What would you vote for?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Megan's gave me a good laugh. I'm voting for Megan.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Okay, baby, get that all right? One vote for Magna
has always on Aaron. Thank you, buddy, great job doing
your your civic duty and making sure that everybody has
a nice, clean, fair election.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Okay, Yes, of course, everyone, this is the last plug.
Get out to vote tomorrow. Ye, specific duty for all
of them.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yes, And there's no voting today. Right, the early voting
ended on Sunday night or something like that.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Right, early voting ended Sunday today. They're prepping everything for tomorrow,
getting all the tabulators ready and clean.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Tabinating the votes. Brian Seacrest is going to announce the winner.
They should, by the way, do it. I don't. Why
is it that American idol can have their votes all
tabulated and everything all Hold on a second, hold on, eron,
Wait a second, Ladies and gentlemen on the phone with
us right now, the man who is the forty fifth
president of the United States trying to be the forty
(15:56):
seventh president of the United States, please welcome Donald Trump
to the Mojo on the Morning Show. Hello, Good morning Mojo.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I smell lots of fraud. Lots of fraud is going
to happen?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Did you smell it? Lots of fraud? And Eric's commercials
that he did.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
For us, lots of fake commercials, fake news and those commercials.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Those are so good, by the way, Eric, like your no,
you hit the nail on the head with all of them.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
They're great. Let me ask you an honest question, Eric,
when you're doing these things and you get you get
more excited over the music that you're talking over because
that music was like perfect. How do they find music
for the sales?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I just I'm such a geek about this, but I go,
you know, there's these music banks that you could go.
You know, this is the production people know this stuff.
But you you listen through all these different pieces of
music and you're like, oh, you get ideas just hearing
the music. Yeah, it's like I call you six months
ago and say, oh, we got to do this.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Wait, wait, hold on, I got how about this? Listen
to this for our election news coverage. Decision twenty twenty four.
What does Donald Trump think of the decision twenty twenty four?
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Music Decision twenty twenty four. Something bad is going to happen.
You know, it's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
All right, Well, say hi to Aaron. Aaron's working the
polls on the west side of the state both tomorrow
and Wednesday. He'll be working those polls too. He's by
the way, what is is it? Mojo's in Grand Rappids. Oh,
that's a kardioke bar. Mojos is in Toledo, isn't it.
The it was rip Mojos. It literally used to be
(17:36):
called Okay, I know, but the mojo the Mojo's in
Toledo though? Is the bar? Was the gay bar?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That bread? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Jo's Mojo's I did not own it, but I wish
I had a piece. Believe it or not, more ways.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Than one, Mojo in the Morning is responsible for the
content of this conversation.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All Right, you guys, we'll talk to you later. Okay,
Thank you, guys,
Jo other morning, I was looking for like election coverage music.
You know how they always have it, like if you
watch any of the TV news stations, the fake news,
as Donald Trump would say, if you ever watch, they
always have a decision twenty twenty four, let's get let's
(00:22):
go to George Stephanopolis. They always have like that kind
of music. I found this bed. I don't know what
it's for. Is this like it's in John Davis's commercial pile.
But isn't this a great beat?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's so good it's perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Who will win?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is like when they do the updates of when
like the polls come in.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Let's go to Dana Bash Hi, Dana Da.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I would like to be Samanna Guthrie.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You'd be like Savannah Guthrie, look.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
At you, and she does a lot of the elections?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Does she does she work for NBC? Yeah, Well I
tell you what to watch out for those guys on NBC.
You see that they ended up posing Trump over the
weekend by having Kamala on SNL didn't give an opportunity
for equal time.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well then they had too. Yeah, So if you saw
that really long Trump commercial drink Sunday night football and
NASCAR that's why is.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
He satisfied by that? Or is he going to be
upset by that whole thing? What do you think? I
wouldn't be satisfied. Would you want to be on SNL
or would you want to be on NASCAR? Tell me,
tell me what would you want? That's pretty clear. I'd
want to be on the Mojo in the Morning Show.
How come no ads? Well? Oh we do have ads,
I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Mojo in the Morning has tremendous ratings that I can
tell you, but they're not as tremendous as.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Mine, of course not. You guys ready for some negative
campaign ads. I feel like, can I tell you something.
I'm gonna say this, if you're a politician, If you
are a politician and you want to win an election,
put a positive ad out there. And when I say
this to you, I say this to you and it's
too late. Should have given you know, these guys the
(02:02):
advice ahead of time. This is for all elections, even
like the guys that you know are running for, like
the local ones, which honestly are the ones that really
matter I think the most to us. I would have
a positive ad like I would put one and say
like if same one. Save my opponent is Blaine Fowler
from ninety six to three WDVD. Yeah, I'd go Blaine
Follower from ninety six to three w DVD. They're a
(02:23):
radio station across town. They don't have very many listeners.
But well that's okay, But hold on, that's a negative ad.
I would say, he's got a really nice smile, but
vote for me, because smiles don't matter, you know what
I mean, like something like that. Don't do the negative
stuff like he's going to kill you. You know, she
she's going to she's going to take all your money
(02:45):
and you're not going to be able to afford myer groceries,
you know, like all that stuff. Like these negative things.
What happens is it goes in one ear and out
the other. And then I sit there and listen to him,
and I go, do we really, honestly even trust the
negative campaign ads? I feel like there are all a
bunch of bouts.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I don't trust any single campaign ad from any party,
any candidate.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's so funny, like if you have kids, you know,
if you have kids that watch YouTube, it's even all
over the kids the kids channels. And I found myself
saying to Lucy and Smith the other day, I was like,
you guys, any campaign ad do not believe anything they
say ever, And like, when you're old enough, you research
everything because it's all.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Do your kids ask you who you're voting for.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
They are obsessed with trying to figure out who I'm
voting for.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
My dad was very vocal about who he voted for
and why he voted. My dad immigrated from Cuba, so
to him, it was very important that we all voted.
He'd be very upset if they're coming.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
With me tomorrow because I think it's important to show,
like you know that it's especially as a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is it legal to let them do the little color
in the box or is that illegal? It's illegal? It
is illegal. You have to be the one doing it,
you're the voter. I have never done it then when
I was a kid. Of course, not because I would
like to let Why is my one on Twitter? I
would like to because I think they would be kind
of cool, like your kid, like kids love sharpies anyway, Right,
(04:10):
you know what we have to do. We have to
get all the rumors that are out there, like to
dispel the rumors. Because somebody was saying that you cannot
use a sharpie marker. Matter of fact, I heard somebody
say that a sharpie marker is actually the preferred item
to do it. And then I also heard people say
you cannot bring in a sample ballot uh in there
or even notes from campaign people like they say that
(04:31):
somebody was saying that. Somebody said you can't bring in
an iPad like I would love to know what all
these rules are. Like if there's rules like that, yeah,
use your phone. You can look up notes. I don't
know about like campaign articles like I don't think they're
going to hand you stuff, but you can.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Well, there can't be any science within one hundred feet
of a polling place. I know that, so I'm assuming
that it's the same for I wonder if.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I can tell us. Yeah, him, call Aaron up and
ask Aaron if he knows any the answers Aaron, You
know it's funny as he says, he's working the polls,
when you're working the polls. I also believe sometimes at
my polling place, I can tell who they voted for
and who they want you to vote for, only because
(05:15):
of the little mustache that the guy has. Okay, he's
got a little teeny like scruggy mustache, and I'm like,
there is no way hold on Aaron. Quick question for you, Aaron,
you were what do you do actually at the polling place?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I am a whole chairperson, so I'm kind of overseeing
my team and making sure that we are running the
up fair and safe election, getting ballots casted, if anything
goes wrong, if someone needs helped getting their ballot into
the the tabulator where there.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's with this.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
We check in everybody, so you know when you get there,
you fill up a little your ID. Do you have
to someone get them stickers?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Do you have to be unbiased?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah? We're not allowed to wear anything. Actually, you're not
allowed to go to any poles.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Wait, you're naked in this. This is unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You're working the polls and naked. This guy has got
it going out. I need to go to Grand Rabbit.
So you can't. You can't have like a button on
that says you know, uh, Harris Waltz or Trump.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You can't as a voter either, right, No, you may
not as a voter.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You cannot bring in you cannot have a sign saying
who you voted for.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Nope, you're not allowed to bring in any T shirts. Button.
If someone has on what's say, uh, one of them
red hats, we have to ask them to go put
it in their car, take it off.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What if it's a red hat that says nothing about
make America great, it's just a red hat.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
If it's a big red hat, white letter says Mojo
in the morning, I will shake their hand and think
them for being a faithful listener.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, so you just can't say the candidate's name or
anything that deals with candidates. All right, here's a question,
can you bring Can I bring an iPad in with
me to vote? You?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Again? I brought my phone in two days ago to
early vote and pulled up my ballot from online and look,
anyone already pre selected?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And there This was a rumor that was going around
that people who use sharpie markers will not have their
votes counted. That's a bunch of bs too.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Right, Oh, I don't have an actual answer on that,
but we provide pens. We have to use those pens.
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm not because you know, people are germ freakd since
COVID like they freak out over germs. I know a
lot of people like to bring their own stuff in there.
Do they put pens or markers inside of those things?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Pen?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
We have we have pens that are pulling precincts. Okay,
so if you're a bring a pen. Bring some sanitizer
in the math.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, quick question about this? Can I play music while
I'm doing it? I would like to have music in your.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Headphones and you can play all the the answer that
you want, don't blast it on your for everybody else
to hear.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
So so so you got you can wear headphones in there,
like I Can I be on the phone with somebody
and talking to them while I'm doing it?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Or no?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, if Chelsea needs to help you remember who you're
voting for? Really, you can be in your ear yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, ye are you to take Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You can take what's that? You can take a picture
of your.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, you can't take like a selfie, like a photo
of the full you know, like of other people voting
or anything of that nature. But Michigan does a lot
for someone to take a picture inside their pulling booth
of their balance.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Has anybody ever leaned against that thing and knocked them
all down? Does that ever happen.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I have had that happen at my precinct yet, thankfully
and fingers craft, we don't see that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
All right, well, here here's what I I know that
there's one thing that we all can agree on, right,
this is bipartisan. Are you by the way? Are you
by by the way, Aaron, I want to know.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
No, I'm not by if you know any single laves
out there, gentlemen, Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Good, I want to make sure. But you're bipartisan though, right,
You can be bipartisan when you're working in the polling
both correct.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
We are fully bipartisan.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, good, all right.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
We have the talent. So there's anything goes wrong to
people from each party or one person from each party
has helped that single voter.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Okay. There's one thing that is bipartisan we can all
agree on, and that is the ads that are on
the radio and television are annoying as f right. So
that's why we decided we were gonna have Eric, with
the help of Lydia who you know in Zach to
Zach helped with this, come up with negative campaign ads
(09:20):
about members of the Mojo in the Morning show. Would
you like to hear him.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, let's hear him.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'm excited for all right, let's hear him. Here we
go negative campaign ad number one.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Mojo Loving husband and father. He claims he's into family values,
but would an advocate of family values say.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
This, I've gone to men, I love five guys, or
this I love the look of the vagina, or this
I never have the ability to pull it out fast
enough when I want to.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
And even if he did have real family values, he
couldn't begin to communicate them.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
What's so.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
La Mojo, no values, no clue, No Joe in the
Morning pack is responsible for the content of this advertising that.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
By the way, Eric, you are amazing. Hey Aaron, Hey,
all righty, here we go, Here we go. Next up, Meghan.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Meghan is a walking, talking contradiction. She says she's too
busy for a relationship, yet she's got time to go
live on TikTok for three hours, four hours every day.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm on ticknac live all the time.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Meghan. She's single, she's kid free, but she's got all
the opinions on your love life. Vote Meghan for unsolicited advice.
Them Mojo in the Morning pack is responsible.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
For the content.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
So good, so perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
By the way, we're rewriting CAVS. It will be tomorrow
that we'll play it. And of course I'm just kidding. Kevin.
We've got negatives on you.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
BPT.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh tell me more. What did you say?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Can explain.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
BPT, But what does it mean? Wait? Say the letters again,
b PT, BPT. Oh black people talk.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh, here we go, Oh my.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
God, a real black man.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
All right, here we go, Kevin, negative campaign ad about you.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
keV knows, Yeah, let's fact check that googles. You know,
something isn't funny when keV laughs out, keV lies about working.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
A subway, I still got my uniform.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
And keV checks out girls and doesn't even know their ages.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, man, I might have might need a lawyer because.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Does keV really no, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I love my That was hilarious, Loki my subway jacket
in the car right now? All right, hold on, hold
on the person on the show that literally no one
says a bad thing about, but you know, secretly inside
she has got a smelly belly button. Will we find
(12:54):
out about that tomorrow at all or Wednesday when we
do the contest.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I think that would be slightly strange if I may
you sniff my belly?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But wait, I got to sniff the strangers, the listeners.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
All Megan or kpe here Lydia sniff.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, even though I'm the belly button expert, I found
out about this, you know. All Right, here we go, Shannon,
you have the second longest commercial that is negative campaign
ad for this contest here that we're doing with Eric,
and we'll have to by the way, thank Eric. Get
Eric on the phone?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Is Eric?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Can you see if Eric's available? He's right now, I
believe right now he's doing Donald Trump on a radio
station in Argentina as we speak. I have no idea
why it is that the people in Argentina would like
to hear Donald Trump. But here we go.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I'm Shannon, longtime co host of Mojo in the Morning,
always smiling, always has it all together, but in reality,
she's out of control. As a mother.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
When I woke up, I could not make this up.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Smith's hair he's seven, was purple.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And as a dog owner, I.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Was walking my puppy bo we got us nuts chopped off.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
She thinks she has everybody fooled, but we know better.
I will you all, bitch, squeaky clean Shannon, she's dirty
and not just on the thirty in the morning pack
is responsible for advertisement.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's just dirty and definitely not on the dirty. Ah,
that is good. Give it up for a great job.
He's not answered. I'm telling you, I guarantee you Donald
Trump is right now doing an impersonation or Joe Biden
or who knows he doesn't. I know he does not
do a Kamala Harris impersonation, although if he needs to
(14:44):
to keep by, you know, food on the table, Eric
will figure out a way to do it. Should we
ask Aaron who most accurate? Yes, Aaron, who who was
most What would you vote for?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Megan's gave me a good laugh. I'm voting for Megan.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Okay, baby, get that all right? One vote for Magna
has always on Aaron. Thank you, buddy, great job doing
your your civic duty and making sure that everybody has
a nice, clean, fair election.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Okay, Yes, of course, everyone, this is the last plug.
Get out to vote tomorrow. Ye, specific duty for all
of them.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yes, And there's no voting today. Right, the early voting
ended on Sunday night or something like that.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Right, early voting ended Sunday today. They're prepping everything for tomorrow,
getting all the tabulators ready and clean.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Tabinating the votes. Brian Seacrest is going to announce the winner.
They should, by the way, do it. I don't. Why
is it that American idol can have their votes all
tabulated and everything all Hold on a second, hold on, eron,
Wait a second, Ladies and gentlemen on the phone with
us right now, the man who is the forty fifth
president of the United States trying to be the forty
(15:56):
seventh president of the United States, please welcome Donald Trump
to the Mojo on the Morning Show. Hello, Good morning Mojo.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I smell lots of fraud. Lots of fraud is going
to happen?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Did you smell it? Lots of fraud? And Eric's commercials
that he did.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
For us, lots of fake commercials, fake news and those commercials.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Those are so good, by the way, Eric, like your no,
you hit the nail on the head with all of them.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
They're great. Let me ask you an honest question, Eric,
when you're doing these things and you get you get
more excited over the music that you're talking over because
that music was like perfect. How do they find music
for the sales?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I just I'm such a geek about this, but I go,
you know, there's these music banks that you could go.
You know, this is the production people know this stuff.
But you you listen through all these different pieces of
music and you're like, oh, you get ideas just hearing
the music. Yeah, it's like I call you six months
ago and say, oh, we got to do this.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Wait, wait, hold on, I got how about this? Listen
to this for our election news coverage. Decision twenty twenty four.
What does Donald Trump think of the decision twenty twenty four?
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Music Decision twenty twenty four. Something bad is going to happen.
You know, it's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
All right, Well, say hi to Aaron. Aaron's working the
polls on the west side of the state both tomorrow
and Wednesday. He'll be working those polls too. He's by
the way, what is is it? Mojo's in Grand Rappids. Oh,
that's a kardioke bar. Mojos is in Toledo, isn't it.
The it was rip Mojos. It literally used to be
(17:36):
called Okay, I know, but the mojo the Mojo's in
Toledo though? Is the bar? Was the gay bar?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That bread? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Jo's Mojo's I did not own it, but I wish
I had a piece. Believe it or not, more ways.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Than one, Mojo in the Morning is responsible for the
content of this conversation.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All Right, you guys, we'll talk to you later. Okay,
Thank you, guys,
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