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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Moche on the morning. I hope you
(00:01):
had a good weekend. This weekend was filled with It's
kind of funny. We had our friend Courty in town
and Chelsea says, let's take her around town and show
her some of the biggest tourist destinations. And I took
her to one that people were doubting me on. But
it's truth. More people go to this tourist destination than
any other place in the entire state of Michigan. I
(00:22):
took her to the Somerset Collection, which is the mall
that we have here in the Detroit area. They believe
or not, did you know that that's a fact. More
people go to Somerset Collection every single year than ever
go to Mackinac Island, the Henry Ford Museum, you know,
the Van Andel, you know Arena, you know, any of
(00:44):
the destinations, Bloomfield. So there are more people that tore
through that place. And so I showed her the beautiful sites.
You got the shop and I got to do a
little shop.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Was crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I was going to ask, they don't have that up
not yet, Santa soon, I guess I like you. The
second one is something right.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Everybody else is putting all the Christmas uff first, let
things give.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Bat handed Christmas.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
There.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It was decorated for Christmas. But the fat guy wasn't
there yet, Like it wasn't there. There was a lot
of people that looked like Santa there, but it was
some guy from Monroe.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What'd you do this weekend? I had a.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Fantastic weekend Saturday. Michigan State, who's ranked twenty second now
will be higher in the polls. We defeated Arkansas and
has ranked at fifteen. On Calipari, Yeah, Calipari was in
the building and also Darius Acuff Junior. Many people from
Detroit may know him. He played at cast Tech. He's
one of the best point guards. He won a gold medal.
He won a lot of things, but he didn't win
(01:40):
on Saturday. I like Michigan State and the nail Bider
one by three. It was an incredible atmosphere in Eastlanser.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I love it, Anna. What did you do am my
mom at her birthday? Yesterday?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Happy birthday to my mom?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
All right, all right, mind turn now. Zach and I
went to the Red Wings game.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I love it. Though.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
He had a great time. What except yes, didn't bring
him long I know, but we did have a good time.
I was not drinking. Zach drink enough for both of
us and it was a blast. We met some listeners too,
so shout out to all of them.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
How many drinks did Zach have their expensive at this?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Zach will have to confirm.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I don't know, maybe two or three doubles might have
been in there.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Man ex Gozach Shannon.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I saw you hanging in it looked like you were
at swim meets all weekend.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I was at swim meets all weekend, which is really fun.
I just feel like I smell like chlorine still because
both Lucy and Smith swam and a meat that was
all day Saturday and all day yesterday. So I spent
my weekend in a in a high school pool, the
high school mandatorium. They did really well, they did. They
both did really really well, better on Saturday than on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But there were so.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Many dang people at these swim meets. I mean, this,
this thing was absolutely we were packed like sardines on
those bleachers and in fact, and I feel like you
can attest to this, I bought a new coat recently,
and so dumby I was excited to wear the coat,
so I wore it to the swim meet. But you
have to take it off in these pools because it's
(03:14):
so hot and humid in there. So I had my
coat behind me on the on the bleachers and yesterday morning,
the guy who was sitting right behind me proceeds to
spill his entire coffee all over my brand new coat
that I had worn for all about nine minutes on
the drive from my house to this place.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was so upset, and.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
He was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, as
he's blotting it with the one napkin that he had,
and you know me, I'm like, it's okay, don't don't
even worry about it's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And inside I'm.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Like the anger from inside out, Like my head was
flames coming from it. Yes, it was a milky coffee
and my coat was bull I'm like, I'm dumb for
even wearing it to this. But always wonder that when
you get something new you don't want to dry clean
(04:06):
it right away.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I always wondered when you do that, because I've been
to the guy that's been the spiller. And by the way,
when you're the spiller, if you spill on a complete stranger,
should you offer at least call us up and tell us.
Should you offer at least to help pay for whatever
you just ruined? That damage you did? But I always
wonder when the person is as nice as Shannon is
and oh there is right being a spiller that and
(04:27):
says it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Are they really wanting to rip my throat out? Yes?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yes, literally, he had a napkin that was like this,
and he's trying.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
To blind.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And then the little spots of the napkin are getting
into work. By the way, the worst is when has
that also happened to anybody? Has anybody ever bought a
brand new outfit or a brand new piece of something,
or bought a brand new couch and somebody spills on it,
or somebody does it's you. If you do it, you know,
(04:58):
you could basically go and take a dump on thing
and you would be fine because you're the one that
did it, which obviously you wouldn't unless you're really weird
and liking the kinky stuff, and you would do it.
But when somebody else does it, it just is horrible.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
All the moms sitting next to him and They're just
looking at me wide eyed, like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Had a brand new pair of shoes. That's when I
went to Zopford to get my off one fifty. Shout
out to my god Tearans, who showed me every single
element of that truck we're outside taking me around.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
This is what you're doing. The cab step on the
toe box of my brand new shoes and he was like,
oh my bad, I need the same thing Shannon did.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm like, sorry, bro, inside, I'm like you mother, brom.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Dude, that's a mistake. It was an honest mistake. You
know what I mean. You know what I hate.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I hate when I wear a brand new pair of
shoes and it's got the white like you know, uh
I know ed Jean or whatever, and you look at
you look at your shoe at the end of the
day and it's got a big black scuff on it.
You're like, where the hell that happened? Exactly what happened.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I didn't want to look down at my shoe immediately
to like exacerbate my emotions, so I like waited until
we got in the car.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
He wasn't looking at it. I looked down. I was like,
I got a whole black mark.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Ashley Nicks turned me on to these wipes, these little
wipes that are wipes.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Probably is that what it? That's like one of the
more popular ones in industry.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It was something my magic eraser everything.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Actually had a guy. Everybody's got to have a guy.
She had a guy. Do you remember the guy who
would come to the studio and clean her shoes and
he would clean her shoes and we would all bring
shoes in so it would be me, it would be
Joe from the Joe Show. I think Shannon even brought
some shoes and would bring shoes in and the guy
would sit outside our studio.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
He would scrub these things.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
It was like el car washing.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
To the shoe doctor.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, my boy, clue. I like the idea that the
guy came to us. It was like the best thing ever.
I'm like, it was like a spa for my shoes.
It was amazing. Hold on a couple of textures here
right now. Shannon had the same thing. Happened to me
wearing a brand new dress a couple of weeks ago,
and a guy spilled red wine on my tan dress.
(07:15):
Oh that's going right there. Hold on, misfit Tony, should
Shannon have ripped that guy's throat out?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Well, Senna definitely should have ripped the throat out.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
But that's not why I'm calling this morning, Mojo.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I love y'all, but I have a specific question for
Kevin because he speaks with such eloquent appreciate you want.
I want to know if you're a sexual like myself.
You have to explain what that is? You know, what
is that? Whatxual is a heterosexual male who is only
(07:52):
attracted to intelligent women? Oh are you? Are you a
what is it called? Again? I hate hate your what
is it satio? Sexual? Sexual? Kevin? Are you only attract.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Intelligence first as a woman's physical appearance?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, for sure, as long as she got a good
head on her shoulders.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm ready to go one of the pretty ones, always
so dumb. All right, Well, thank you for that question, Tony.
I appreciate it. Speaks he's got.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Kevin has the greatest verbal game of any of us
on this show.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So I appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Like myself.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yes, indeed I am. And I always knew he was
a hatreo sceptual.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Or I'm ojoe you guys, we.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Love you too, love you too. What's happening.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I have a cream colored couch that I got and
I put seats on it just because I like to
keep it as nice as I can. Yeah, my boyfriend
will come home and see that the sheet has been
moved by my dog or whatever and sit down on
my cream colored couch with his greasy ass.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh my god, what does he do?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
He's in it works in a factory, so it is
steel green. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
It's a dumb mother.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
There you go. That's a better one for you. What's
his name? What's his first name? Trace?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
She hung up the phone. You gotta make him strip, Tracy.
What's going on? Joe?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Hey, good morning everybody.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I went to a Tiger's game and I baptized a
kid and beer like two of them in my hands.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And then the mom got so upset at the kid
she bought me new beer.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Oh what did the kid do to make you steal
your beer?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Hit me square in the no no spot, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And the reaction was, oh, it just flipped like that.
That's actually the word. That's good. Talk about a guy
that's got a verbal game. He backed ties the kid
in his gear. That was pretty amazing, all right,
All right, it's Moche on the morning. I hope you
(00:01):
had a good weekend. This weekend was filled with It's
kind of funny. We had our friend Courty in town
and Chelsea says, let's take her around town and show
her some of the biggest tourist destinations. And I took
her to one that people were doubting me on. But
it's truth. More people go to this tourist destination than
any other place in the entire state of Michigan. I
(00:22):
took her to the Somerset Collection, which is the mall
that we have here in the Detroit area. They believe
or not, did you know that that's a fact. More
people go to Somerset Collection every single year than ever
go to Mackinac Island, the Henry Ford Museum, you know,
the Van Andel, you know Arena, you know, any of
(00:44):
the destinations, Bloomfield. So there are more people that tore
through that place. And so I showed her the beautiful sites.
You got the shop and I got to do a
little shop.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Was crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I was going to ask, they don't have that up
not yet, Santa soon, I guess I like you. The
second one is something right.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Everybody else is putting all the Christmas uff first, let
things give.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Bat handed Christmas.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
There.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It was decorated for Christmas. But the fat guy wasn't
there yet, Like it wasn't there. There was a lot
of people that looked like Santa there, but it was
some guy from Monroe.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What'd you do this weekend? I had a.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Fantastic weekend Saturday. Michigan State, who's ranked twenty second now
will be higher in the polls. We defeated Arkansas and
has ranked at fifteen. On Calipari, Yeah, Calipari was in
the building and also Darius Acuff Junior. Many people from
Detroit may know him. He played at cast Tech. He's
one of the best point guards. He won a gold medal.
He won a lot of things, but he didn't win
(01:40):
on Saturday. I like Michigan State and the nail Bider
one by three. It was an incredible atmosphere in Eastlanser.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I love it, Anna. What did you do am my
mom at her birthday? Yesterday?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Happy birthday to my mom?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
All right, all right, mind turn now. Zach and I
went to the Red Wings game.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I love it. Though.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
He had a great time. What except yes, didn't bring
him long I know, but we did have a good time.
I was not drinking. Zach drink enough for both of
us and it was a blast. We met some listeners too,
so shout out to all of them.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
How many drinks did Zach have their expensive at this?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Zach will have to confirm.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I don't know, maybe two or three doubles might have
been in there.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Man ex Gozach Shannon.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I saw you hanging in it looked like you were
at swim meets all weekend.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I was at swim meets all weekend, which is really fun.
I just feel like I smell like chlorine still because
both Lucy and Smith swam and a meat that was
all day Saturday and all day yesterday. So I spent
my weekend in a in a high school pool, the
high school mandatorium. They did really well, they did. They
both did really really well, better on Saturday than on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But there were so.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Many dang people at these swim meets. I mean, this,
this thing was absolutely we were packed like sardines on
those bleachers and in fact, and I feel like you
can attest to this, I bought a new coat recently,
and so dumby I was excited to wear the coat,
so I wore it to the swim meet. But you
have to take it off in these pools because it's
(03:14):
so hot and humid in there. So I had my
coat behind me on the on the bleachers and yesterday morning,
the guy who was sitting right behind me proceeds to
spill his entire coffee all over my brand new coat
that I had worn for all about nine minutes on
the drive from my house to this place.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was so upset, and.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
He was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, as
he's blotting it with the one napkin that he had,
and you know me, I'm like, it's okay, don't don't
even worry about it's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And inside I'm.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Like the anger from inside out, Like my head was
flames coming from it. Yes, it was a milky coffee
and my coat was bull I'm like, I'm dumb for
even wearing it to this. But always wonder that when
you get something new you don't want to dry clean
(04:06):
it right away.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I always wondered when you do that, because I've been
to the guy that's been the spiller. And by the way,
when you're the spiller, if you spill on a complete stranger,
should you offer at least call us up and tell us.
Should you offer at least to help pay for whatever
you just ruined? That damage you did? But I always
wonder when the person is as nice as Shannon is
and oh there is right being a spiller that and
(04:27):
says it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Are they really wanting to rip my throat out? Yes?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yes, literally, he had a napkin that was like this,
and he's trying.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
To blind.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And then the little spots of the napkin are getting
into work. By the way, the worst is when has
that also happened to anybody? Has anybody ever bought a
brand new outfit or a brand new piece of something,
or bought a brand new couch and somebody spills on it,
or somebody does it's you. If you do it, you know,
(04:58):
you could basically go and take a dump on thing
and you would be fine because you're the one that
did it, which obviously you wouldn't unless you're really weird
and liking the kinky stuff, and you would do it.
But when somebody else does it, it just is horrible.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
All the moms sitting next to him and They're just
looking at me wide eyed, like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Had a brand new pair of shoes. That's when I
went to Zopford to get my off one fifty. Shout
out to my god Tearans, who showed me every single
element of that truck we're outside taking me around.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
This is what you're doing. The cab step on the
toe box of my brand new shoes and he was like,
oh my bad, I need the same thing Shannon did.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm like, sorry, bro, inside, I'm like you mother, brom.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Dude, that's a mistake. It was an honest mistake. You
know what I mean. You know what I hate.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I hate when I wear a brand new pair of
shoes and it's got the white like you know, uh
I know ed Jean or whatever, and you look at
you look at your shoe at the end of the
day and it's got a big black scuff on it.
You're like, where the hell that happened? Exactly what happened.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I didn't want to look down at my shoe immediately
to like exacerbate my emotions, so I like waited until
we got in the car.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
He wasn't looking at it. I looked down. I was like,
I got a whole black mark.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Ashley Nicks turned me on to these wipes, these little
wipes that are wipes.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Probably is that what it? That's like one of the
more popular ones in industry.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It was something my magic eraser everything.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Actually had a guy. Everybody's got to have a guy.
She had a guy. Do you remember the guy who
would come to the studio and clean her shoes and
he would clean her shoes and we would all bring
shoes in so it would be me, it would be
Joe from the Joe Show. I think Shannon even brought
some shoes and would bring shoes in and the guy
would sit outside our studio.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
He would scrub these things.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
It was like el car washing.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
To the shoe doctor.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, my boy, clue. I like the idea that the
guy came to us. It was like the best thing ever.
I'm like, it was like a spa for my shoes.
It was amazing. Hold on a couple of textures here
right now. Shannon had the same thing. Happened to me
wearing a brand new dress a couple of weeks ago,
and a guy spilled red wine on my tan dress.
(07:15):
Oh that's going right there. Hold on, misfit Tony, should
Shannon have ripped that guy's throat out?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Well, Senna definitely should have ripped the throat out.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
But that's not why I'm calling this morning, Mojo.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I love y'all, but I have a specific question for
Kevin because he speaks with such eloquent appreciate you want.
I want to know if you're a sexual like myself.
You have to explain what that is? You know, what
is that? Whatxual is a heterosexual male who is only
(07:52):
attracted to intelligent women? Oh are you? Are you a
what is it called? Again? I hate hate your what
is it satio? Sexual? Sexual? Kevin? Are you only attract.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Intelligence first as a woman's physical appearance?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, for sure, as long as she got a good
head on her shoulders.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm ready to go one of the pretty ones, always
so dumb. All right, Well, thank you for that question, Tony.
I appreciate it. Speaks he's got.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Kevin has the greatest verbal game of any of us
on this show.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So I appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Like myself.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yes, indeed I am. And I always knew he was
a hatreo sceptual.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Or I'm ojoe you guys, we.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Love you too, love you too. What's happening.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I have a cream colored couch that I got and
I put seats on it just because I like to
keep it as nice as I can. Yeah, my boyfriend
will come home and see that the sheet has been
moved by my dog or whatever and sit down on
my cream colored couch with his greasy ass.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh my god, what does he do?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
He's in it works in a factory, so it is
steel green. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
It's a dumb mother.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
There you go. That's a better one for you. What's
his name? What's his first name? Trace?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
She hung up the phone. You gotta make him strip, Tracy.
What's going on? Joe?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Hey, good morning everybody.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I went to a Tiger's game and I baptized a
kid and beer like two of them in my hands.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And then the mom got so upset at the kid
she bought me new beer.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Oh what did the kid do to make you steal
your beer?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Hit me square in the no no spot, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And the reaction was, oh, it just flipped like that.
That's actually the word. That's good. Talk about a guy
that's got a verbal game. He backed ties the kid
in his gear. That was pretty amazing, all right,
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