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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So uh, Chelsea actually uh left town yesterday. I'm staying
in because I'm not feeling good, so I'm staying here.
And so Chelsea, I'll tell you this one had the
most interesting flight ever. Which, by the way, if you
ever like travel by airplane or travel anyway, I don't
know if you do this with your spouse, but we
always will. Got through security, text each other, then about
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to board the plane, text each other, and then on
the plane text each other, and then taking off, and
then it always at that moment has to be acknowledged
with love you, and then I'll love you back, you know,
because God forbid anything ever happened, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So the security, the airport, we do it all. Yeah,
oh yeah, we always.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We check in with each other a lot, and well, no,
I think it's good.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I think it's I think it's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Every though.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
We made it to the airport and then we're about
to do and that's why I made it through security.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's why the two of you guys don't have a
lifelong like I do.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Is it yeah? About getting through security.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I just want to make sure that you know she
got through security. We'll make sure she's Okay, I make
sure she's safe, you know what I mean. You never
know if she's going to get groped by a TSA worker.
So she texts me that she's leaving, and all of
a sudden, I see a text after she says taking off.
I'm like, oh crap, because I always worry at those
times when the text goes off and the text will
(01:26):
say something like we're have to do an emergency landing
or something like that, And yesterday that text kind of
came through. So this is the text that I got
from her. I have to go back to the gate.
A passenger brought on a prohibited item on the plane.
I'm like, are you efing kidding me? And I said,
is everybody pissed? And she said, I'm not kidding you, Yes,
(01:49):
people are pissed. We were in line to take off.
It's really weird. So they were in the line and
you know, you d ice and then you have to
go in the line, and then you got to go
you know, you take off. Now you got to go
all the way back to the gate. And I said,
what did they have listen to? This crazy one? Some
kind of weird exotic animal? What it was? An old
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couple waiting at the gate still has a great question.
They they got through TSA, They got through TSA with it.
So I bring this up here this morning because I
thought that that was insane. But I also bring this
up this morning to ask a question. What's the craziest
thing that you ever got on an airplane? And I
want to know there's any people that have been able
(02:33):
to get something like this on an airplane like where you.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Were able to do it? Yeah, is an exotic animal,
That's what I mean. I can't imagine what the exotic animal?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Right, Yeah, got to be small enough to be able
to fit somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
She said.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She said that the lady who was the flight attendant
got on the thing just to calm everybody and started
singing Mariah Carey's all.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I Want for Christmas. No, no, she said that there's
going to make me feel better, Like she was like
all of a sudden to be late. I don't want
to live for Christmas. I want to fly. Did you
imagine the only thing I know? I know people snug
weed on plane?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
sixty five six five four eight is our telephone number.
What have you been able to sneak past security. I
want to know what you've been able to sneak past
security because people all the time they always tell you
don't bring batteries. See certain batteries on and one of
them is the ones that's in your vape pens. They
don't like you having those vape pens with the batteries
(03:34):
in them.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You sape, I do the other stuff. What do you do? Edibles?
And uh, I've seen you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I've seen you stick something that looks like a little
teeny penis up to you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is that how you live?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I tell I tell that to Zach all the time.
I say to Zach, I go every time you vape
and you, you know, do the that realize this. Everybody
looks at you like you're sucking on a little penis
there at that moment.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's not good, it's not attractive. Zach.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm hoping that that will keep him from doing that.
I want to make sure he lives a long life.
Texture Hare says, Oh my god. Texture here says that
uh uh, security actually screwed up on a plane and
let an person with an oxygen tank out of the plane.
I think you, I think if it's not a verified
oxygen tank. It's probably not a good idea. I think
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I think they have oxygen on the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Got to breathe.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, I think they have oxygen on the plane. They
have they come from the top. No, they have a
place to plug in. Oh that's like pressurized a certain
way or something. Oxygen tanks on planes? Yeah, no, Bro
eight four four Mojo Live?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Is this?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Kaya?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
What'd you sneak on a plane?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
I got through, so I have an intent, But it's
really a nice when you take the cat it's like
a three inch four inch night Kayak's the mind of
the guide as the intent and even when it went
through the metal detectory.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Just never went off. And why do you bring that
with you? What's your purpose of bringing that?
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Detroit is a crazy play, I understand.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But you're on an airplane. They probably get upset.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Although I guess if something happened on the plane, you'd
be the one first off hopefully.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Well.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
No, I keep it in my purse just in case
of anything that happens, so I forget that it's in
and sometimes because I take it with me everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, well, and they never stop you. That's interesting. TSA.
Not not doing a great job? What's up, Colin? How
you doing fantastic? What did you sneak on a plane?
Speaker 8 (05:50):
I believe?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What are you speaking? Hell? Are you trying to figure out?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I don't just speaking?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Maybe I couldn't understand you. What do you say? Say
that again Colin and speak into the phone.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I'm sorry, I sneak a beer trimmer. Basically it was
already have the luggage check.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
In, you know the one you okay, yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
It with me?
Speaker 8 (06:23):
But you know the ones that put.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Up the are you not allowed to bring a beard
trim around a plane? Did they say something?
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Oh well, I've seen about twenty years ago. Did they
put it?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
But now?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You imagine what would you do with the guy next
to you is starting to groom himself like while you're
sitting on the airplane?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Let's go to Katie, Katie, Hi, what'd you sneak on
a plane?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I got through TSA with an expired license and a steak.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Knife a steak Why did you have a steak knife
with you? Got?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I actually had a steak knife because I was cutting
an apple at work the night night before and I
left it my purse.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Scaring me.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I don't want to fly.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, but think about this. If anybody says, hey, leend
me have a knife on the plane, you can always go.
I just so happened to have a snake knife right here, Stacy.
What did you sneak on the plane with?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hi? Stacy? Stacey there? Oh there you are? Where were you?
Where'd you go?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
My name is not Stacy, my name is Haley.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Sorry, but the.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Years ago, my family somehow got a chameleon onto the plane.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Did that?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It was so I remember it was.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
My My sister was wearing a trench coat.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
And when we when we went through TSA, the guy
looked up and he was like, oh, he didn't saying.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
And so the chameleon made it home from Florida to Michigan.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh my god, why did your sister have a chameleon?
She wanted to take it home?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, Michigan.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I don't know if that's good for chameleons to be
hanging out in the cold.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
But what's up, Zach? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
That's going on? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'll do that, everybody. What'd you sneak past security and
get on a plane?
Speaker 8 (08:22):
So I used to frequent a Dominican Republic a lot,
and they didn't have the weed down there.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So last time I went.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I got like two ounds of the weed and I
rolled them in joints.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
And I put them in the Q tip box the
King's eyes.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's great. And they and they didn't stop yet. They
thought they were Q tips.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, they thought they were Q tips. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I'd be careful of the Dominican people finding out that
you're bringing your own weed there. That would be the
thing that I would worry.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's cool though, I got it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Listen to some of these other ones that people did
hold on. Gina, Hi, what did your friend get on
a plane?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Oh yeah, he snuck on like five glass jars of weed,
some ketamine and.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Some I don Jesus Christ. Where were you going to?
That guy from friend's house?
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Yeah, from Detroit to New York City.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Oh my god, looking for going to Matthew berry house. Wow,
that's crazy. That's that's unbelievable. Five jars. Yeah, no, he's not. Okay,
that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And you know what the problem is, Gina, I sit
next to that guy. That's the guy I get chosen
to it next to Jason, Hi, what did you sneak
on a plane?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
What?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
So?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
It was my my my buddy.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Actually he snuck on sixty marijuana apes ont uh from
Detroit to a last.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Guys, they don't find that, but they find my little
thing of shampoo.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I mean, my cousin Christy works for Listen.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They can bring on sixty names. I can't bring on
the remaining remnants of my ebon bottle.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
I mean, there's a bunch of bullcraps bring in my
full size tinted moisture.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What's up, Michelle High?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
So when I was twelve, we flew to Texas and
we had a Swiss Army knife in the back half.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh my gosh. And they didn't say anything to.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
You, no, no, no idea. I got back home to
Michigan and I was like, Mom, I went on an
airplane with it. I was like, I was freaking out.
I was gonna go to jail, that's all I thought.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Wow, that's crazy, Uh, I mean, being a lot of knives,
A lot of people say knives.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Listen to this one and Josh, what'd you sneak on
the plane?
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Let's not a volcanic rocks back from Hawaiian bought them
with me back to the fight out of Texas and
didn't realize it was against the Lulla again at the
time that I brought the volcanic rocks.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
You brought volcanic last yea, what was that going to
be like a creation in your front yard or what
were you.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Going to do?
Speaker 9 (11:02):
I was going to put them on room and put
him as a mental thing of like, hey, this is
my first time being in Hawaii back in the October.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You have your lay right next to it, right absolutely?
I love it?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
What did they say?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Did they say that it could cause like everybody to
get sick?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Or what what did we to do?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well?
Speaker 9 (11:23):
According to the Hawaii legends, is actually bad luck?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh God? And did you experience bad luck?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Then?
Speaker 9 (11:33):
I've hit a few rough patches in my life. I'm
not going to say that it's not bad luck. I
mean we all hit them in regardless of sure bad
luck being involved with it or not.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
So, And also I want to say first time, long time.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, Josh, just maybe we love you, Josh.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I hope things are.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Twenty six is your year. I'd probably do the same
thing too. I'd like to keep a volcanic rock. That'd
be kind of fun to have bigger those.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know, I think they're as big as whatever
you pick up.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Megan, this is a wild one. We're talking about exotic
animal that was on Chelsea's flight with her.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
What what's up, Hi?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
First time?
Speaker 11 (12:11):
Long time?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Megan on the floor, clean those ears out, Kevin, Meghan.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Hi, boxes filled with joints. What's going on?
Speaker 10 (12:23):
Okay, So my friend and I when we were young,
we're visiting a friend down in Miami, and we were
drinking and shopping all day and we thought it would
be a great idea to buy these little tiny turtles
that came in this little plastic cave. And so we
bought these turtles and come to the end of the turpe,
like what do we do? So we you know, we
had to fly home. We got them through TSA. They
just kind of looked at him and we're like, okay, whatever.
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And then halfway through the flight, I mean, we're hungover,
we're tired. We each have our turtles in the middle
seat between us, and the flight attendant comes up to us.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
She's like, you can't have those on the plane.
Speaker 11 (12:54):
We're like, well, we're already here, so they didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
They didn't.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
They didn't like anything. She just kept looking at us
like you can't have those are like, well, I.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Don't know what she want us to do. Unreal, it's wild.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Were they jumping out of your bag and that's how
they saw them or how did they do it?
Speaker 10 (13:12):
No, they were They were in little plastic cages and
we had them both in the middle seat.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm telling you, you're the person I sit next to.
You're the You're the one.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You're the one, the lady with the turtles, the guy
with ketamine.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I don't get to sit next to the volcanic rock guy,
but you know I get to sit next to the
rest of you guys. All Right, Well, thank you for
the call. I appreciate it, Love you too. I can't
believe how many people texting saying that they snuck on
bullets and got in trouble because they were hunting and
using the same coat that they were wearing at the hunting.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
A lot of people saying that.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And then Stacy's brother, last one, Stacy, what did your
brother get on a plane?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Him? Joe, Hi, Kevin and uh Mary.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Churtsmith, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
This is about fifteen years ago, and my mom bought
it from a resell store, not knowing what it was,
but she thought it was cute. Pretty. My brother got
a bong on an airplane long.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
And your mom didn't. She just thought it was a
pretty vase of some sort.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
He did, and my brother is a very avid smoker.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I love the guys that I love the people that
carry the things on and they look like it, like
you know what I mean, like a big it's a
guy's got skis or something like that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You mentioned the guy with the bong getting on the.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Plane and he told on the bet it was his
grandma's and he couldn't put it in his luggage or
check it on because it was, you know, priceless to him,
and he held it right there.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
And excuse me, please put your trade tables off and
bongs and overhead. Oh god, I said, I was going
to end it, but Maya is a good one to
and on Maya, what did your mom try to sneak
onto a plane?
Speaker 11 (15:06):
My mom snuck or tried to sneak on five baby
dead sharks and jars. O god, is she like a
science teacher or something?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (15:18):
No, So we were in South Carolina, like Myrtle Beach,
and we had gone on one of those shark tours
and as like a little souvenir you could buy like
a baby shark and a jar, so me and my
siblings we all got one. But obviously my mom did
not know that you could not bring that in your suitcase.
So over the intercom they just hear her name being
(15:38):
called from the intercom.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
To excuse me, you come up to the front of
the flight here right now.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's amazing.
So uh, Chelsea actually uh left town yesterday. I'm staying
in because I'm not feeling good, so I'm staying here.
And so Chelsea, I'll tell you this one had the
most interesting flight ever. Which, by the way, if you
ever like travel by airplane or travel anyway, I don't
know if you do this with your spouse, but we
always will. Got through security, text each other, then about
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to board the plane, text each other, and then on
the plane text each other, and then taking off, and
then it always at that moment has to be acknowledged
with love you, and then I'll love you back, you know,
because God forbid anything ever happened, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So the security, the airport, we do it all. Yeah,
oh yeah, we always.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We check in with each other a lot, and well, no,
I think it's good.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I think it's I think it's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Every though.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
We made it to the airport and then we're about
to do and that's why I made it through security.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's why the two of you guys don't have a
lifelong like I do.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Is it yeah? About getting through security.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I just want to make sure that you know she
got through security. We'll make sure she's Okay, I make
sure she's safe, you know what I mean. You never
know if she's going to get groped by a TSA worker.
So she texts me that she's leaving, and all of
a sudden, I see a text after she says taking off.
I'm like, oh crap, because I always worry at those
times when the text goes off and the text will
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say something like we're have to do an emergency landing
or something like that, And yesterday that text kind of
came through. So this is the text that I got
from her. I have to go back to the gate.
A passenger brought on a prohibited item on the plane.
I'm like, are you efing kidding me? And I said,
is everybody pissed? And she said, I'm not kidding you, Yes,
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people are pissed. We were in line to take off.
It's really weird. So they were in the line and
you know, you d ice and then you have to
go in the line, and then you got to go
you know, you take off. Now you got to go
all the way back to the gate. And I said,
what did they have listen to? This crazy one? Some
kind of weird exotic animal? What it was? An old
(02:13):
couple waiting at the gate still has a great question.
They they got through TSA, They got through TSA with it.
So I bring this up here this morning because I
thought that that was insane. But I also bring this
up this morning to ask a question. What's the craziest
thing that you ever got on an airplane? And I
want to know there's any people that have been able
(02:33):
to get something like this on an airplane like where you.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Were able to do it? Yeah, is an exotic animal,
That's what I mean. I can't imagine what the exotic animal?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Right, Yeah, got to be small enough to be able
to fit somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
She said.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She said that the lady who was the flight attendant
got on the thing just to calm everybody and started
singing Mariah Carey's all.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I Want for Christmas. No, no, she said that there's
going to make me feel better, Like she was like
all of a sudden to be late. I don't want
to live for Christmas. I want to fly. Did you
imagine the only thing I know? I know people snug
weed on plane?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
sixty five six five four eight is our telephone number.
What have you been able to sneak past security. I
want to know what you've been able to sneak past
security because people all the time they always tell you
don't bring batteries. See certain batteries on and one of
them is the ones that's in your vape pens. They
don't like you having those vape pens with the batteries
(03:34):
in them.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You sape, I do the other stuff. What do you do? Edibles?
And uh, I've seen you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I've seen you stick something that looks like a little
teeny penis up to you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is that how you live?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I tell I tell that to Zach all the time.
I say to Zach, I go every time you vape
and you, you know, do the that realize this. Everybody
looks at you like you're sucking on a little penis
there at that moment.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's not good, it's not attractive. Zach.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm hoping that that will keep him from doing that.
I want to make sure he lives a long life.
Texture Hare says, Oh my god. Texture here says that
uh uh, security actually screwed up on a plane and
let an person with an oxygen tank out of the plane.
I think you, I think if it's not a verified
oxygen tank. It's probably not a good idea. I think
(04:29):
I think they have oxygen on the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Got to breathe.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, I think they have oxygen on the plane. They
have they come from the top. No, they have a
place to plug in. Oh that's like pressurized a certain
way or something. Oxygen tanks on planes? Yeah, no, Bro
eight four four Mojo Live?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Is this?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Kaya?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
What'd you sneak on a plane?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
I got through, so I have an intent, But it's
really a nice when you take the cat it's like
a three inch four inch night Kayak's the mind of
the guide as the intent and even when it went
through the metal detectory.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Just never went off. And why do you bring that
with you? What's your purpose of bringing that?
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Detroit is a crazy play, I understand.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But you're on an airplane. They probably get upset.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Although I guess if something happened on the plane, you'd
be the one first off hopefully.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Well.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
No, I keep it in my purse just in case
of anything that happens, so I forget that it's in
and sometimes because I take it with me everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, well, and they never stop you. That's interesting. TSA.
Not not doing a great job? What's up, Colin? How
you doing fantastic? What did you sneak on a plane?
Speaker 8 (05:50):
I believe?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What are you speaking? Hell? Are you trying to figure out?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I don't just speaking?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Maybe I couldn't understand you. What do you say? Say
that again Colin and speak into the phone.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I'm sorry, I sneak a beer trimmer. Basically it was
already have the luggage check.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
In, you know the one you okay, yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
It with me?
Speaker 8 (06:23):
But you know the ones that put.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Up the are you not allowed to bring a beard
trim around a plane? Did they say something?
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Oh well, I've seen about twenty years ago. Did they
put it?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
But now?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You imagine what would you do with the guy next
to you is starting to groom himself like while you're
sitting on the airplane?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Let's go to Katie, Katie, Hi, what'd you sneak on
a plane?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I got through TSA with an expired license and a steak.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Knife a steak Why did you have a steak knife
with you? Got?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I actually had a steak knife because I was cutting
an apple at work the night night before and I
left it my purse.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Scaring me.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I don't want to fly.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, but think about this. If anybody says, hey, leend
me have a knife on the plane, you can always go.
I just so happened to have a snake knife right here, Stacy.
What did you sneak on the plane with?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hi? Stacy? Stacey there? Oh there you are? Where were you?
Where'd you go?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
My name is not Stacy, my name is Haley.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Sorry, but the.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Years ago, my family somehow got a chameleon onto the plane.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Did that?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It was so I remember it was.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
My My sister was wearing a trench coat.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
And when we when we went through TSA, the guy
looked up and he was like, oh, he didn't saying.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
And so the chameleon made it home from Florida to Michigan.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh my god, why did your sister have a chameleon?
She wanted to take it home?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, Michigan.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I don't know if that's good for chameleons to be
hanging out in the cold.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
But what's up, Zach? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
That's going on? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'll do that, everybody. What'd you sneak past security and
get on a plane?
Speaker 8 (08:22):
So I used to frequent a Dominican Republic a lot,
and they didn't have the weed down there.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So last time I went.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I got like two ounds of the weed and I
rolled them in joints.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
And I put them in the Q tip box the
King's eyes.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's great. And they and they didn't stop yet. They
thought they were Q tips.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, they thought they were Q tips. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I'd be careful of the Dominican people finding out that
you're bringing your own weed there. That would be the
thing that I would worry.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's cool though, I got it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Listen to some of these other ones that people did
hold on. Gina, Hi, what did your friend get on
a plane?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Oh yeah, he snuck on like five glass jars of weed,
some ketamine and.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Some I don Jesus Christ. Where were you going to?
That guy from friend's house?
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Yeah, from Detroit to New York City.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Oh my god, looking for going to Matthew berry house. Wow,
that's crazy. That's that's unbelievable. Five jars. Yeah, no, he's not. Okay,
that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And you know what the problem is, Gina, I sit
next to that guy. That's the guy I get chosen
to it next to Jason, Hi, what did you sneak
on a plane?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
What?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
So?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
It was my my my buddy.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Actually he snuck on sixty marijuana apes ont uh from
Detroit to a last.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Guys, they don't find that, but they find my little
thing of shampoo.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I mean, my cousin Christy works for Listen.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They can bring on sixty names. I can't bring on
the remaining remnants of my ebon bottle.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
I mean, there's a bunch of bullcraps bring in my
full size tinted moisture.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What's up, Michelle High?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
So when I was twelve, we flew to Texas and
we had a Swiss Army knife in the back half.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh my gosh. And they didn't say anything to.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
You, no, no, no idea. I got back home to
Michigan and I was like, Mom, I went on an
airplane with it. I was like, I was freaking out.
I was gonna go to jail, that's all I thought.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Wow, that's crazy, Uh, I mean, being a lot of knives,
A lot of people say knives.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Listen to this one and Josh, what'd you sneak on
the plane?
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Let's not a volcanic rocks back from Hawaiian bought them
with me back to the fight out of Texas and
didn't realize it was against the Lulla again at the
time that I brought the volcanic rocks.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
You brought volcanic last yea, what was that going to
be like a creation in your front yard or what
were you.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Going to do?
Speaker 9 (11:02):
I was going to put them on room and put
him as a mental thing of like, hey, this is
my first time being in Hawaii back in the October.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You have your lay right next to it, right absolutely?
I love it?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
What did they say?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Did they say that it could cause like everybody to
get sick?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Or what what did we to do?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well?
Speaker 9 (11:23):
According to the Hawaii legends, is actually bad luck?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh God? And did you experience bad luck?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Then?
Speaker 9 (11:33):
I've hit a few rough patches in my life. I'm
not going to say that it's not bad luck. I
mean we all hit them in regardless of sure bad
luck being involved with it or not.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
So, And also I want to say first time, long time.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, Josh, just maybe we love you, Josh.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I hope things are.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Twenty six is your year. I'd probably do the same
thing too. I'd like to keep a volcanic rock. That'd
be kind of fun to have bigger those.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know, I think they're as big as whatever
you pick up.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Megan, this is a wild one. We're talking about exotic
animal that was on Chelsea's flight with her.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
What what's up, Hi?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
First time?
Speaker 11 (12:11):
Long time?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Megan on the floor, clean those ears out, Kevin, Meghan.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Hi, boxes filled with joints. What's going on?
Speaker 10 (12:23):
Okay, So my friend and I when we were young,
we're visiting a friend down in Miami, and we were
drinking and shopping all day and we thought it would
be a great idea to buy these little tiny turtles
that came in this little plastic cave. And so we
bought these turtles and come to the end of the turpe,
like what do we do? So we you know, we
had to fly home. We got them through TSA. They
just kind of looked at him and we're like, okay, whatever.
(12:45):
And then halfway through the flight, I mean, we're hungover,
we're tired. We each have our turtles in the middle
seat between us, and the flight attendant comes up to us.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
She's like, you can't have those on the plane.
Speaker 11 (12:54):
We're like, well, we're already here, so they didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
They didn't.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
They didn't like anything. She just kept looking at us
like you can't have those are like, well, I.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Don't know what she want us to do. Unreal, it's wild.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Were they jumping out of your bag and that's how
they saw them or how did they do it?
Speaker 10 (13:12):
No, they were They were in little plastic cages and
we had them both in the middle seat.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm telling you, you're the person I sit next to.
You're the You're the one.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You're the one, the lady with the turtles, the guy
with ketamine.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I don't get to sit next to the volcanic rock guy,
but you know I get to sit next to the
rest of you guys. All Right, Well, thank you for
the call. I appreciate it, Love you too. I can't
believe how many people texting saying that they snuck on
bullets and got in trouble because they were hunting and
using the same coat that they were wearing at the hunting.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
A lot of people saying that.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And then Stacy's brother, last one, Stacy, what did your
brother get on a plane?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Him? Joe, Hi, Kevin and uh Mary.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Churtsmith, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
This is about fifteen years ago, and my mom bought
it from a resell store, not knowing what it was,
but she thought it was cute. Pretty. My brother got
a bong on an airplane long.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
And your mom didn't. She just thought it was a
pretty vase of some sort.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
He did, and my brother is a very avid smoker.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I love the guys that I love the people that
carry the things on and they look like it, like
you know what I mean, like a big it's a
guy's got skis or something like that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You mentioned the guy with the bong getting on the.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Plane and he told on the bet it was his
grandma's and he couldn't put it in his luggage or
check it on because it was, you know, priceless to him,
and he held it right there.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
And excuse me, please put your trade tables off and
bongs and overhead. Oh god, I said, I was going
to end it, but Maya is a good one to
and on Maya, what did your mom try to sneak
onto a plane?
Speaker 11 (15:06):
My mom snuck or tried to sneak on five baby
dead sharks and jars. O god, is she like a
science teacher or something?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (15:18):
No, So we were in South Carolina, like Myrtle Beach,
and we had gone on one of those shark tours
and as like a little souvenir you could buy like
a baby shark and a jar, so me and my
siblings we all got one. But obviously my mom did
not know that you could not bring that in your suitcase.
So over the intercom they just hear her name being
(15:38):
called from the intercom.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
To excuse me, you come up to the front of
the flight here right now.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's amazing.
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