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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I saw this stat and I thought, this is interesting.
I want to see if there's anybody that fits this category,
because I think that this actually seems like a very
high number, but it did not really believe it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Lock the Door.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's titled the next time You're having sex, Lock the Door.
Thirty five percent of Americans have experienced someone accidentally entering
the room while they were fulling around. Has that happened
to any of you thirty five percent? I know that
(00:33):
the boys, the boys we used to like really have
to be careful because our doors don't lock, and we
used to have to be We used to have to
be careful, like if we were doing anything, not like
it was going to be a long process.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It was.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It was not going to happen, but we would have
to make sure and we could hear the kids when
they were, you know, walking around up upstairs.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That's the tough part, like not being fully engaged in
action because you're having to have listen.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I'm the same.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
We don't have locks on our doors, any of our doors,
and so it's always it's a very risky move to
do anything when you think the kids might actually still
be awake.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Aside from kids have you ever had anybody else walk
in on you? Is there as anybody that's ever had
anybody walk in on them having sex? Thirty five percent
seems like a low number, but it's actually a high
number when you think about it, you know it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And like who are the people walking in?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Is it? Mom?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Or the ups?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Like if you go up to a bedroom and the
door is closed, or you could cut here and you're
still walking in, that's on you.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I don't but some I can fully agree. But I
know for a fact, like I'm on my phone sometimes
when I walk in like somebody's.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Rooms, I'm not even thinking that's fair.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
But a sight to see A four for Mojo Live
A four four six six five six five four eight.
Has anybody ever had somebody walking on them and they
were in a hotel room?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Like the the.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Maid or the housekeeping service ever walk in? I think
they had a listener one time told me about how
somebody walked into their room that thought that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That was their room. They had the extra key.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I remember that that story one time on our show
What's Up Mariah High, What's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
One time my brother walked.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
In on me? Oh oh, and where what can I
without being too descriptive, what position were you in?
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
My, I don't even remember. I was drunk, So I
remember him walking in and getting so mad.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Wait, did you have like a boyfriend that you were
in a relationship with or was it a random guy
that was over.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
It was just like a random guy. It was his
girlfriend's birthday and so there was just like a bunch
of people over and I went under her friend's bedroom
with him, and he was My brother was trying to
find me.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And so this is at his girlfriend's party.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah, and you've snuck off and you about to sleep
with somebody?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Man, what did he do at the time? Did he
say something like hey, get off my sister?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
He walked in? He was like what the And yeah,
I don't even remember. He walked out, and nobody ever talked.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
About it again.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
If I'm the guy that is having sex with you,
Mariah and your brother walks in, I'm thinking I'm getting
my ass beat. You know, I'm thinking that that's not
going to turn out. Well I would at that point
right there, it's limp d, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Did he immediately get did you immediately stop or like,
do you remember what you did?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I mean I first second, like the shock of him
walking in, and when he walked out, we just kind
of finished.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Wow, I'll be out there in the minute. Yeah, that's
my sister right there. Vince is on with us right now. Vince, Uh,
thirty five percent of people have had somebody walking on
them having sex.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Who walked in? You father in law? Oh, that's ether
you were?
Speaker 8 (04:06):
You were?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
So he bo't so he barges in. They started saying, Vannie, Vinnie,
guess I just remembered. I just remembered. I'm like, what's that?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
He said?
Speaker 8 (04:15):
I just remember what was at the corner of sixteen
Rads before that, Walgreens was there. I'm like, what this
conversation had We had this conversation like three days before.
And meanwhile my wife were laying there. People they're still
holding our breath like we're hiding in playing sight And.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Wait, so you were you guys under? Were you guys
under the covers?
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Halfway and they told me it was a sign of
the beef car I'm like, oh, man, I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You can't ask for a better place to have been there.
The sign of the beef carver while you were in
bed with his daughter.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Oh, Vinnie, he walked out. Finally, me and my wife
busted up laughing.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Oh that's a crazy story.
Speaker 10 (05:06):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
And then and then I finished the job.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That might honestly be the best story ever. Vinnie. Thank
you for that call. Hey, Minnie, Minnie, I finally remember.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Uh we were talking about, uh this stat that's out
there that says that thirty five percent of people have
had somebody walking on them during saxs Courtney who walked
in on you?
Speaker 11 (05:28):
Uh, my four year old son. They were in the
room bacon cookies and he was standing up on the
side of the bad my husband doing it that way,
and I hear next, next, next, next man and my
four year old son's drumm and on my husband's boots.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
So he saw he saw a lot before you realized.
Speaker 11 (05:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, he got kidding back to that by
my husband butt naked, and then came back and we
finished off.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That might be he's smagging dad right in the that's
so good. Oh my god. Let's see another one where
the kid walked in Amy, Hi, Hello, how are you Amy?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Good? Lo Joe?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
How are you fantastic? You had somebody walk in on you.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yes, my son, who is usually the loudest person on
the planet. You can hear him from across the house,
decided to quietly come to our bedroom as I was
on top of my husband, and instead of him putting
the blanket over me, he threw me across the room.
So my son sees my naked butt flying through the air.
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He flew?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
He threw you across the room, thinking that you were
not uh, you were not going to be seen thrown
across the room.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Or he was more concerned of himself.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
But and how embarrassing is that. But unfortunately this wasn't
the only time.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
My poor kid has seen this again.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yes, unfortunately. We were living in California and we had
this huge walk in closet that was adjacent to the
side of the bed, and I was.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Facing the opposite of my husband.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh oh, and as my son opened the door, my
husband took three steps backwards into the closet and hid
while I was sitting on all fours and saying the
door that he entered, Amy, you are, by the way,
a great wife.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh my god. Joe had his grandma walking on it. Oh, Joe,
tell me that this is not the case. I do
not want to hear that your grandma is walking in
on you and your girl.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh oh oh wow.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
And hi guys, Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
What's happening buddy. Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:01):
So I was I was nineteen and I was living
with my grandma. She stays at a house over in Corktown,
rest her soul. So I moved in with her. And
I never like a bed having you know, like the
frame that holds it up. I just like box spring mattress.
It's a it's kind of short.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
So me and my girlfriend we were on the floor
and she was kind of half on the bed, and
all of a sudden, I hear this quick knock and
then the door is opening, and I'm like, old crap.
So I was able to grab the blanket and here's
my grandma walking in the room. And my grandma liked
to do a weed edibles they helped her with her pain,
you know. So she just walks on in and she
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had a hand up and I got us covered, but
she had a hand up like covering one of her eyes.
But I made eye contact with her first second. It's crazy,
and she's like, I'm sorry, Joe, I just got to
grab something and she I don't even know what she
grabbed to this day. She got something off the desk
and I left right out. She's like, you guys continue.
Speaker 10 (09:06):
Yeah, oh my god, you don't see anything.
Speaker 9 (09:13):
But she knew what was going on.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
God rest her soul. That's amazing.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And Jenna, I gotta grab you, Jenna.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We're talking about how people have had somebody walking on
them having sex.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Who walked in on you?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Well? I didn't.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Nobody walked in on me. My parents are in their
mid eighties. I could not get a hold of them.
Speaker 11 (09:37):
I have a key to their home.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
I walked in and they're there, both going at it.
And let me tell you, they weren't making cookies. They
burnt them.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I am mortified.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
I am mortified. I don't think I'll ever bake cookies again.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What was the reaction when you walked in in it?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Mind your business?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh that's what they said. That's what they said. Yeah,
that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Mind your business.
Speaker 11 (10:11):
And they said, I think we'll need our key back.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Quick question, Dad on top of mom or mom on
top of dad?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Do they still at eighty years old? Like, who does that?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Reverse cowboy?
Speaker 11 (10:26):
No, they were No, I am not cooking.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
I saw them both, But.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Yeah, like I said, I will never bake cookies again.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Can I Can?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I be honest with you, I'm not going to in
my life ever be able to think of the Sign
of the beef carver the same way ever again or
reverse Cowboy