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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo on the Morning show going to
a wedding this weekend. We're actually going to a wedding
for family friend and actually you'll know who I'm talking
about here. We're going to the wedding of Jed from
The Joe Show's brother Luke. So Luke and Kayler are
getting married. Chelsea and I are going to the wedding.
We're very excited. It's going to be fun to be
able to hang out with all the Shillings and be
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able to have some fun and Jed.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I was having a call with a Joe and Jed
was there and I said, Jed, are you ready for
the big wedding? And He's like yeah, partner, And I said,
have perfect impression, And I said, what you most excited about?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And he goes nothing, Chemo Sabi.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's like he talks like a weirdo, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Like he's got like this weird stuff, you know what
I mean, Like you're like Jesus, Jed and I. By
the way, he needs to get a haircut before this,
So Jed's not listening. Get a haircut. Geez my god,
you got so much hair right now and put your
shirt on. For God's sakes, this actually involves if you've
ever been to a wedding. I want to know if
anybody has ever said something on Mike like a toast
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or something that was really embarrassing to the couple, or
if you were somebody that got married, did you have
rules for what could be done or not done in
a toast. Here's the reason why. So I said, Jed,
are you going to get up and you're going to
give a toast to your brother? Because this is literally
his best buddy in the world, his brother that.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Is getting married. Quick question, older younger brother.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
His younger brother, Jed's brother Luke by the way, baseball
superstar played for the Chicago White Sox.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
He's like, yeah, he's the talented one in that thing.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And Jed's dad tells Jed, Dad, I got the hair,
Jed's got the Jed's in a fantastic morning show radio producer,
uh and uh just an all round nice guy.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So they said, Jed, a, you're going to do the
toast and Jed says, uh.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
He said, well, he's kind of like fumbling around with it,
and he goes, well, my brother hasn't really told me,
and so I said, well, you got to call your
brother and you got to ask him. So he text
his brother, and then the next day I'm talking to
Joe and Joe says that Luke has given Jed stipulations
on his toast, and the stipulations were there was a
time limit on how long he could do his toast for.
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So I think it's only like a couple of minutes
they can do, like he can't go too long.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Which actually I agree with this.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Nobody wants to sit through a ten minute.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And then secondly, there were some undisclosed things that Jed
cannot say in the.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Toast, things that happened growing up.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think, honestly it's dirty jokes or something like that.
Like Jed, like Luke wants to keep it as clean
as possible and and is and honestly probably is not
as trusting of Jed doing the toast as I would
have thought that he would be. And I think, honestly
it's hysterical because I actually would love to get up
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and do a toast at a wedding and just make
everybody like Mike drop moment and.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Then walk right out the door. Wouldn't it be the greatest,
and I could see Jed doing something like that.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
That's why I asks the question who's the oldest sibling?
Because I feel like if you're the younger sibling, strap
in the sibling, they can say whatever they want.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You can't tell me what to say.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
But as an older sibling, I could put my foot
down and say, like, you better shit your little damn mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, sister, like you think it matters. In that case,
I do the rules different.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Did I ever tell you guys about the wedding that
I went to out of town wedding and the groomsman
got up and talked in his speech about how they
had to bail the groom out of jail after the
bachelor party, and my friend who was the bride didn't know.
And it was not a funny moment, like she was
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visibly his that this came up, and it was true.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It was true. It was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, it was the weirdest wedding I've ever gone to.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The fact that she didn't know ahead of time, She
had no idea. Yeah, that's you don't want her to know.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
You want her to have her perfect wedding, and that
knowledge probably would.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Have threw everything.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Everybody just got so quiet in the room because you
could tell by her reaction. I think he thought she
would think it was funny and she did not.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I really want to hear other toasts like that, like
I want to hear about other toasts that happened, because
when we do a topic like this, to me, the
topic is great because the embarrassment that happened to one
of you. And I have truly not ever been to
a wedding where it got to a point where it's
ever been uncomfortable like that. But I really hope that
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I go to one this weekend. I hope that I
hope that Luke Luke's wedding gets a little crazy with
somebody doing stuff on the mic. By the way, there
was there at Tire for the wedding is interesting. Their
attire for the wedding is it's like something like uh
like Hawaiian, I don't know, some like Hawaiian casual No
(04:47):
Hawaiian uh no Hawaiian shirts or something like that. Like
it's like casual. They want you like they want you
to be comfortable the way that you're dressed, Like they
don't want you to wearing suits and stuff like that.
But it was like no Hawaiian shirts or something like that.
They sent it out. It was kind of funny, like, yeah,
what's up, Isabella?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Hi, how are you? Modiles?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm great? What's going on?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Listen? I love you guys, listen to you every single
day and on my way towards the Shannon, I'm missing
the War of the Roses because I have to be
at worked by seven o'clock. But what I would like
to ask you my daughter's getting married this Saturday. Yes, also,
and oh my god, Modile, I know you're not gonna remember,
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but if you can just like have a toast for listeners,
do you want to in the morning?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You want me to toast your daughter and the wedding?
You know I won't be able to attend. I'm going
to another wedding, but if you'd like about this, why
don't I do this? We'll do a toast right now
for her. What's your daughter's name? And what's your your
daughter's groom's name?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Jessica and Kyle.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Jessica and Kyle, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Isabella were raised in our glasses right now, I've got
my cold brew up in the air to Jessica and
Kyle Isabella's lovely daughter and future son in law. May
you guys, you're interrupting my toast. May you guys live
together as long as you want, and may you want
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to as long as you live cheers?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Ye oh my god. You know you don't remember me,
but I was a new topic of choking swall the pills.
I was the one with the hand dogs.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Don't the wedding. This out of the toast to meet you.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Congratulations to you there, mom, uh Morgan, what's up? It's
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Hi. Hi.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, So my sister just got married and I was
the maid of honor.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
But I was actually banned from making a speech. So
what do you do? Why was she scared me?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
So when I when I was practicing, I was like, so,
you know, I could say, like I've lost a lot
of extensions from you when you pulled my hair out.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
When we were like in.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Our twenties, Remember when you used to like throw my
lunch out the window, you know, just like that's funny.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Oh yeah, she was like nope, nope.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So yeah that didn't work out for me.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
My sisters roasted me and there speech with all those
sorts of things.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yes, she does not want the plan looks bad at
all in this moment. I bet you she's lying to
her in laws about it. I bet you that's the thing.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Oh, they think she's an angel.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So I was like, yeah, you know what you do?
You just tell them at the bar when you're hanging
out at the at the free bar that this or
I love going to weddings and just drinking up the
tab bruh if it's an open bar. S. I mean,
I don't even care who get married.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What's going on? Jay? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
So I own a business where I do traveling DJ
stuff attached, sure, and I did a wedding one time
where the during the toast, the bride and groom, you know,
they said, does anybody else want have anything to say?
And the bride's sister stood up and told them that
her and the groom has been sleeping together? Is most
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definitely true.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
What happened next?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Yeah? So the bride got up and like they started
yelling at each other. The bride's mom like and got
in between, like the cops.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Ended up getting called.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
The whole everything got shut down, like the ceremony, I mean,
the reception, everything got shut what city?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
What city did this happen?
Speaker 8 (08:43):
It happened in Monroe.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Let me so, let me ask you a question. Who
was hot or the bride or the bride's sister.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Definitely the bride's sister.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
At that moment, you're not in your head. Wait wait
what song do you follow that up with? Likey?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I love it? See this guy has all the answers.
Crazy story wedding. Yeah, Jessica, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Oh good?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hey, what happened at the wedding?
Speaker 9 (09:17):
My matron of rand up grinding on my husband and
my family hated.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Her ever since.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh no, did your husband enjoy it? Though?
Speaker 9 (09:26):
No, he is very shy and does not like attention.
So I don't know why I say friends with her.
We're not friends now.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
But did it at least make you laugh in the moment?
Speaker 9 (09:38):
That was Yeah, we were all drunk, so it was
like she apologized. I forgave her, and then that should
have been the first red flag of her friendship.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh yeah, that's a great one, Kelly. This is a
good one.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Here.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Your brother's best man did something at the wedding. What
was it?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh my gosh. So during his speech she revealed that basically,
how we started to speech, was I just remember there
was a summer where Kelly and Alice's parents were gone
all summer and we just partied and my mom was
(10:16):
just mortified. Oh really because one she had She had
no idea. We had kept that under rest for a
couple of years. And and he ends with speech saying,
and I'm just thinking about brotherhood and how me and
the croom were late night at a bonfire and we're
putting it out with our pea and oss and horrified
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and laziers to every table. My friends were ducking their eyes.
His friends were all trying to look away.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
See, I think those are the best ones. Like I
like the truth being told, you know what I mean,
Like because it's not like you're marrying that. You're that
was what you were when you were younger. You make
stupid mistakes, certain stupid decisions, and you can't say everything though.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
You can't bring up relationship. Remember that one night we had,
Like you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
No, no, you can do that. You just cannot sleep
with the room. What's up, Sarah?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Hi? This is a big one here.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Hey you guys, Yeah, tell.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yours so first time, long time Sarah on the phone.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Uh so, two of.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
My best friends just got married back at the start
of the year. They decided they didn't want to wait
for the wedding, so they eloped and then proceeded to
immediately get pregnant. They did not tell anyone except for
like our inner friend circle. And at the wedding, my
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friend who is the best man, got up to give
his speech and at the end and she goes and
I know you guys are going to be great parents,
and everybody throws my friend.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
She her mouth just dropped.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
He turned around to give the mic back and she's like, no,
we weren't telling anyone yet.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That's great. That kind of excited.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
He's very loud.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
He was like, I better.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Literally it could have been played off if he gave
them any kind of warning.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
I want very loud.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I want to be at a wedding where we know
that the bride is getting married because she's now pregnant
or whatever, and somebody does that that's actually kind of cool.
And then the DJ played genuine one last one here
the groom's speech at the wedding that you went to
Shelby priceless.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
What happened.
Speaker 10 (13:02):
Hi. So first I would like to say first time,
long time, and this was my wedding and my husband's
very good friend from childhood gave us speech, and she
was given us great speech about they were playing in
the woods and had to go to the bathroom, and
it went on and then he ended the speech with Shelby,
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you weren't the first thing to drop Scott to his knees.
It was a beasting to the ball, fantastic and our
photographer got the picture of both of us dying laughing
at the table at that exact moment. I will never
forget it.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
It was amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That is so cute. By the way, I like that
one as the second best one. To the DJ, they
called up that maybe I.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Do believe, Oh, I believe he knew all.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
That Monroe wedding is one priceless and if you were
at that wedding, I want to hear about it.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So