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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Budge in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So is this a buddy of yours that you got
this idea from this topic?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Idea from two dudes, actually two guys that you say
that they.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Like some things about the opposite sacks, but you think
that the things that they really are attracted to are
kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
They're interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
And immediately when you start to say that, I think
of Megan's don't yuck, anybody else's yeh. So I don't
want to do that. This is your thing, More power
to you. So I went to Uptown. Y'all know I
like Uptown. I got a nice little salmon joint, Yeah
I do. I got a nice little salmon situation that
I grabbed. So I went in there and I wanted
to get it to go order. But when I go
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in there, first off, the parking lot was slamming car.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That place is always so crowded, inane. They need to
knock down some of the place to put more parking
in there. It's such a it's they have a huge
parking lot already, but it's still so busy all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's like a costco or something. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
So luckily I get a nice little spot up front.
So I park and I go inside, and I start
to walk inside of the bar area because it's just me.
I'm not going to sit out walking to the bar
area and there's literally nowhere to sit. I'm walking all
the way down to where the band plays, and there's
tables with people sitting at every single one of them.
I'm making my way back and I see a guy,
know my boy, Chris. So I see Chris, and I
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see another dude that I never met before, and I'm like, hey, bro,
let me just sit here real quick. What's up, man,
what's going on? Let me just see it so I
could order a drink and get my food to go.
So I'm sitting down drinking, meeting his friend. We start
talking whatever like that. We're guys, so I guess females
come up in conversation. Not sure who brought it up,
not sure why it was brought up, not even sure why.
We started talking about the interesting things that these two
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gentlemen find attractive about a woman.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But here we are.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Chris is that he likes girls with long fingers. I'm
telling you. I listen, I'm sitting at the table. It
could have been the Jack Daniels and pineapple that I
had everybody trying.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Because that was a vide.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
He says he likes he likes women with long fingers
because he likes to get their nails done and he
likes the way that their long fingers look with their.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Nails sitting there. I'm like, are you serious? Listen?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
The other guy, I don't know his name, but the
other guy says that he likes women with harry legs. Now,
when I'm like, I'm like, what do you mean like
harry legs, He's like, not too hairy, bro Like, I
don't like them wear wolves. I just like the long,
silky hair on their legs. He said, I like it
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when it looks silky, and he glistened when it's saying.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I was like, crazy, but I can make that happen.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
And then Chris said he likes girls with black gums.
He's black gums, he said, he said they're gums. He
said gums are black like he said he like a
woman with dark gums.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's really look listen, these aren't my things.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I was a little taken aback for some of this
stuff because I don't like a woman.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
When I asked a quick question, are these guys white guys,
black guys. So there's the black guys. Okay, because the
black gums. I do see women with black gums, and
they're black women with black gums.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But isn't that periodontal disease? And everybody, I have no idea.
I don't think. So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I think that's inflamed red, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It doesn't matter?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
But go back to the hair and the legs? Is it?
And I don't even know the answer to this one.
And yet I have three sisters and a wife. Aren't
there women that only shave to a certain part? And
so some of them they do? Or do they shave
all the way? Do you shave all the way up?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
When I shaved because I have lazer hairy moval best
decision ever, by the way, But I would shave like
up to the middle of my thigh if I wasn't
gonna wear a bathing like if I was just wearing shorts,
That's what I would do.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So the one area I don't have laser hair movals
my legs, and.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I will shave for the outfit.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So if I'm wearing a high boot and a skirt,
I'm only shaving my knees.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I feel fine legs. Yeah, you don't get ashy or anything? Yeah,
get yeah, okay, all right, so let's go through all
these again.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The nails thing I get like, I think with long
fingers and beautifully manicured nails, I think that's hot.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So you like you like a woman with long fingers?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I like there are well I like listen, I like
women with with small short man I like women with fingers.
Let me just put in l a. I like a
woman to have her fingers. No offense to you if
you've lost them. You know that could be kind of
kinky too, you know what I mean, like you little
four fingers. But but I but I, but.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I will tell you the one.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I think women like with long fingers and stuff like that,
and then have them beautifully, beautifully manicured.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I think that's I think that's hot. There's something hot hot.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
To that specifically, specifically, not nails.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
But he did say he likes them with their nails done.
But to your point, why can't you just like a
woman with her nails done? He specifically said, I like
them with long fingers.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I think women I do think there is a turn
off to women. It's women's hands. I think if a woman,
I think if a woman has really short fingers, that
kind of turns me off a little bit. I don't know,
like my like, my wife's not a big woman, like
she's a she's a tiny person, but her fingers are
just like perfect for her body. But I've seen some
women with like little kid fingers and I'm like, eh,
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I don't know if I like those fingers hands. But
so that's one thing. As far as the gums go
and stuff, I don't like too much gum in a smile.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Like like I don't like when I see too much
gum in a smile, I think, oh my god, you
better go see doctor Nemathan. Have him like figure out
something they pull off, especially if you like we make
people laugh.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, I could never be with somebody would have messed
up gum situation because yeah, I can never make you smile, dude.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Can I tell you the weird thing I love girls
horse teeth? Really, the gas teeth. It don't match your face.
I kind of like it. Really.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Okay, So I did date a guy who had a
gap in between his front teeth, and I thought that
that was really cute and I know a lot of
people would not like that, but I thought it was
so cute.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Was it a huge gap or like a little baby gap?
Like could you fit the quarter in the.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Side to the shopway? That's what I say.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
That's missing teeth, that's a ll belly.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
No, but he has like a gap, like, all right,
what's going on it?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
What's up? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
That was weird.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It was weird. What's going on, buddy?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I heard you talking about some fingers.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It is not a turnout for me.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Uh, look at a excuse girl's hands. Luckily, my wife
has nice hands and fingers because sink females and dudes
have toes their fingers. I'm fascinated. Really, their nails off?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
What girl?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What? What is it? What is the most attractive thing
that a woman? What? What attracted you to your wife?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Her small?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah? Right right, it ain't your beauty. I like.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I like the idea that Kevin's going to pick up
his salmon at uptown and he just randomly runs across
a couple of guys sitting at the bar that are
talking about all this stuff and you become friends with them.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
No, I knew, I knew Chris oh you know them? Okay,
were just guys?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, no, no, I know there are some random dudes.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Because you know how sometimes when you pick up a
carry out order, you got to go up to the bar.
I always hate that because I feel like I'm interrupting
people's conversation by asking, you know, hey, can I in
an order place? You know, one of those type of things.
But what, Kevin, what is your thing? What's your turn on?
If these guys one, yeah, what's your turn on? When
you see it on a woman like her? Something that
that might we might even consider unusual unusual usual.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I like Sharilla eyes, I like her mouth. I almost
said in another word, I like her breasts.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But what is something though that would be unusual? And
it doesn't have to be just Cherrelle could be any unusual,
Like what what do you look at now?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I look at it? I mean, I look at the
whole person, like I look at the whole being. I
don't know if I like. I mean, I'm not out
here in love horse teeth, Megan, I'm I'm The topic
was what weird thing are you into?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I decided to answer the prompt.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
That you got, Well, I can tell you weird thing.
I'm not into it. I mentioned this before.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
If your second toe is longer than your big toe,
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You don't like that. I don't like that at all.
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I thought that there was some kind of survey that
showed that that says something about there or something. Yeah,
there's yeah, there's something.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I web toes, web toes, I like web toes. Really,
are you kidding? Built? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I bet?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I bet that if we are in harm's way in
the ocean, you'll get me perfect woman has horse teeth,
web toes a third arm.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You want to very straight? We had to come on
them all at once.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Can I tell you what? Can I tell you what
I find attractive too and girls? And I don't know
what it is. It might be something from a girl
that I went to school with years ago that had
I love girls with big eyebrows, like bushy eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I wish I had bushy eyebrows so bad.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
There's something there's something about And actually there was one
girl that I grew up with that had a unibrow
like almost kind of unibrow ish. It didn't touch, but
it was like there was something that was just so
hot about it. Big eyebrows and like they were shaped
into kind of a kind of a cool way.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
They're kind of nice. They kind of look like yours, keV.
Look at you ladies? Have they have my eyebrows? Yes? Right?
What's up?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Ken?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
How you doing? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Ken? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Just driving to work? Ken.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
We're talking about the thing that you're attracted to on
a woman that people might find to be unusual.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
So the dimples on the lower back or the v
in the front?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, hold on, dum, I gotta dumb that.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
By the way, Zach, Zach, just for the podcast, leave
it in.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Just for the podcast, leave it in.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You can't say that, Ken, But for the podcast, we'll
leave it on there.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But that might be the funniest I've.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Never heard of that, I Ken, Ken, You're you're a legend.
You are a half legend.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Hey, real real quick. You're talking about the dimples back?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
How hot is it on a girl when she's wearing
yoga pants and you see like the the shape of
of everything, the legs up to the butt and everything
like that. That's the whole reason they created them, right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
The basis of this was weird thing.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
That's like calling it like I hate when guys have
twelve packs in that we no I know, I it's
something that no one else called in and said yes.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Ever in the history of the motion in the Morning
show ever you win, it cannot believe.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
But Megan, you you.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Have to understand, though, when we're talking about when we're
talking about the the not everybody can pull it off, though,
and there are some that do pull it off and
they're beautiful. Right, Oh yeah, absolutely exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, uttering all women in yoga pants. Man, look at
that girl, or at least most women. You'll call that
a public service from join them. That is mean. Why
did our boss write that?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Dana, what is it that turns you on?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Ankles?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Ankles? You're you are hot? You're hot for girls? Ankles?
Oh my gosh, what is it that you like about
their ankles?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Nice little pitty ankles you know that stick out really far.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't know. It's my wife's ankles, don't It was
funny when we met there was some baseball player that
was hot after her and he was like, you have
nice ankles, and I go, see, I cold you you
have nice ankles, And she's like, I know but the
baseball player might be rich someday.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
And I thought, oh shoot.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Wait, so some baseball player was flirting with your your wife,
and the thing that she liked the most about her
was her ankles.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's what he liked the most about her. And that's
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
While maybe decides the obvious, yes, uh yeah, definitely ankles.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Uh, what's the thing. What's the thing? All right?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
What kind of ankles do you like on your on
your girls? I like girls with ankles. I just wanted to,
you know, thank thank you for the call, buddy. We'll
talk to you later about We'll see you. Please have
an ankle