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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So I met this guy yesterday and this was actually
kind of funny. I heard him say, hey, Turtle, come on,
and I'm like looking thinking he's calling me turtle, Like
I'm like, I don't even know you. He's a complete stranger.
And I said excuse me, and he goes, oh, no,
I'm sorry. He goes I was talking to my car
and he was trying to unlock his car and he
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called his car Turtle. I go, you call your car
turtle and he goes, yeah, it's kind of slow, but
it gets there. And I thought it was pretty funny.
And I said to him, I go, so you name
your car and he goes yeah. And then he showed
me he had his keychain and his keychain said turtle
on it on a keychain for the car or the
key fob for the car. You know, I get not
the keychain thing. All right, bro, it's you know, he's
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got his key fob. I guess he's cute.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
He likes.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Cut.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I want to know if there are any other listeners
that name their car, and if so, what is the
reason why you named your car that I want to
know if there are people that name because I think
it's funny when people name their cars.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I have a car with the name.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
When I was in high school, I had a really
old Toyota Celica and we called it tom Selica, So
Tommy Selka was the name of the car.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I like the clever names. In high school. All the
girls would just name it like Bob or something. I'm like,
that's weird to me, Like, what makes your car bob that?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Um?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I know a girl she had a black f one fifty.
She just called it black Beauty.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
WHOA you think that's not dumb?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why they step up from Bob?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six five
six four eight. The other question I want to throw
out there, do you guys ever do this where you're
driving down the street and you hit a pothole and
then you start encouraging your car or talking to your
car to please don't I go, Please don't make me
have to call Bell tired today?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Please please don't. Oh my god, please like just be
please be okay? You ever do that at all?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I just know I'm like, I mean, I oh, for
a second, please God, I don't let that pop my tire?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I scraped my my wheels the rims on a curb
and I'm like, oh, please, please, don't be a scratch.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Please, don't be a scratch.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
H Wait, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You said, I do?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh, I do. About the potholes. I think it's has
something to do with Jeeps and Broncos. Someone told me
like they get flat tires more so, I always like,
whenever I go over a pothole or anything, I'm like, please, please, please, Also,
because I've ever had to change the flat tires.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
How about this with your Bronco Because I had this
with the Jeep and somebody told me this with the
Broncos too. When a rock from a truck hits the windshow.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Please stevg right now about that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm telling you, those are the two worst vehicles, Broncos
and Jeeps.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It hit like every day.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I feel like safe Light has some kind of a
deal with these guys. Let's talk to Carissa. Who oh,
I like the name of your car. First off, what
kind of car do you drive? Carissa?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Oh, all right, I missed my name.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Drive Chevy Cruse.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And what what do you call your Chevy Cruise? Penelope, my.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Penelope cruise.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
My license plate is Penelope as well, and.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
I drove her uber a few years ago and everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Thought my name was Penelope instead of Carissa.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh my god, that's funny. So Carissa, do you ever
talk to your car too?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Do you ever talk to Penelope when you have a
bad moment happened or you're trying to, like, you know,
get an exit too fast?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Oh yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I do.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I refer to her by her name.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I love it. Thank you for the call.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I appreciate you, Chrissa, Claudia, what's going on? We're talking
about people who name their cars. What's happening?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I love my car, my car.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
I'm in a relationship with my car.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
It's the Very Prime, the two.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Thousand and nine hard talk convertible.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And when it goes from a car to a convertible,
it looks like a transformer.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh wow. Does it have a name Bavarian Prime?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Yeah, but very Prime Prime.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
What kind of car is it?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
It's three twenty eight I hardtop convertible BMW.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Bavarian Motorwork.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oh okay, I was wondering where that part came from.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Claudia, are you? Are you in a relationship with your car.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Yeah, yeah, I've seen that, Yes, two thousands, the two
thousand and nine it was an impulse by.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Is your car in your life longer than any other
relationship that you've had in your life?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah? Yeah, isn't that wonderful? I was going to say
two thousand and nine, is is unusual? Only people with
convertibles keep them that long. Usually you get rid of
them after you know, three year lease or whatever it is.
But when you find a convertible that you like, you
got to keep that thing. What do you do with
that thing in the winter? You don't drive it in
the winter, do you?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I don't anymore, but it was my daily driver for the.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
First five years.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Wow, what do you wait? What do you what? What's
the name of the car you're drive in the winter?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Black car?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Black car? I like Kevin? How that? How cool is
that actually goes black in the winter? Look at that?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
My name, my name is Claudia, and I drive Audi
in the winter C L A U D. I that
was an accident.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
In the middle of my name.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
No, I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
For some reason. I think Claudia's got a lot of fun.
I love you Claudia.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Take what I just turned seventy?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Wait, this is what happens. By the way, Claudia, I'm sorry.
What was your question that you're gonna ask?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Anna? What would you name your big suburban?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I actually, coincidentally enough, call my I call my Tahoe Clauda.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I drive Claudia every day. I love you, Claudia. Take
care of yourself. Let's see bye bye Claudia. My god,
oh god, we.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We got to do some dating for Claudia. So she thinks,
so talk into her cars. What's up, Sabrina? How you
doing get her oil change?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What's going on? Hie?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Hey, I'm second time, long time.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Hey, welcome back.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We love you for that.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Thank you you. So I had an all nine suburban,
the x L T the extra long one big boy,
and I named it Precious.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh no, that's so mean.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
No, no, no characters like Precious. That's all a big car,
extra long. I know I'm struggling trying to name my Nubia.
I got a twenty one.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Uh explore?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, Hey, can I ask you a question about Let
me ask you a question? How much? How much gas
does Precious gussle?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
She was actually good on gas. I will fill her
up and then maybe like a week and a half,
I have to put gas back in there.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Okay, all right, I love it. We love you, and
I take care of yourself.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
I love you, guys.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Is it just me?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
But sometimes do you ever get into a topic and
I go, God, I have a second thought about this
whole topic right now.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Like you ever have that? It's funny. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'm going to go back and listen to this podcast
of this one and after listening to Claudia and then
what was the lady's name?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
She own show? What's going on? Christina? You there?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I am.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah? Pass the point in overturn? What do you name
your car?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
First of all, the first time?
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Long time?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Okay, So my current car is named Xena because it's
a flex and I took the X and named it Xena.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
But in high.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
School I had a car that was a celebrity and
I called it Brittany.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh I like it. Hey, do you know the story
about Ford flexes? What they used to call the Ford flexes. No,
they used to call them the vaginas. And do you
know why they called them the vaginas?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Because women drove them.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, No, Christina, You'll never be able to think of
your ford flex ever again without thinking about Mojo telling
you this. The reason why the Ford flex, which I
think is no longer is called the ford vagina, is
because it's ugly on the outside, but when you get
inside it feels so good. So next time that you
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are actually you're in it right now, how does it feel?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Enjoy?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Okay, she's really rethinking why she calls re.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Rethinking this topic. She wish she wouldn't have called.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh my god, it's ted in there.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You don't have to go.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, okay, all right, I think are we done with
this whole thing? I think I might be done with
this thing. I apologize bye real quick. Caitlyn, Caitlyn, what
do you call your car?
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
So, first of all, my car is like a goldis
mustardess color. And my son, who is autistic, loves Kendrick
Lamar like his first words with the lyrics, the clean version.
I'm not like us. Yeah, and so we named my
car Mustard.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's a great name.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Tell them, he said, Hi, hold on, Danielle, it's got
three cars with three names.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
What are the cars names?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Is get it for? Danielle. We actually have four cars
and four names. The first one is Olive, who came
with her name because she's well Olive. The second is
a Chevy Cruise that my daughter named Glenn for Glenn
Coco like you go, Glenn Coco.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
For you girls.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
We also have a Tracks and that daughter named her
her car count Track.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
She'll love okay.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
And then my husband has a convertible Mayada and we
named it Ray for Ray Miata.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
These are so creative.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
It's Danielle.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I know I recognize right away, Danielle. That is so funny.
I love that you called. Danielle. Thank you for calling.
We love you.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Take care of yourself. Hold on, Lucy's been on hold
for a while, Lucy, what's your car's name?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Okay? I'm currently sitting in my four o'clox right now
and I'm ever.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Going to shoot.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
But my other car, I have a red AS three
fifty lifted and my kids named him Clifford.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh see that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I wish I would have honestly taken your call instead
of the other four.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Addie, what's going on? Addie? What's your car's name?
Speaker 9 (11:24):
My car's name is Vader.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Vader it would look like Darth.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Like.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
I have a Star Wars Limited Edition Nissan Roade.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
That sounds fun.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
So it's so random. It has like a Star Wars
carpet and a Death Star on the side of it.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh my god, I like that. Crazy. Oh my god,
literally insane.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
I drive around with it. It doesn't look different than
any other Nissan Road, but it just happens to be
Star Wars Limited Edition.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's cute. We love you, Addie, Take care of yourself.
Hold on, Alex. What's your car's name?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
My car's name is black Betty. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Why And there's multiple reasons.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
So I've never named a car because I thought it
was cheesy.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
But when I set up the Wi Fi and on
Star and all that, it made me name the car.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And the default name was Betty. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
My grandma passed away five years to the day before
I bought the car's name was Betty, so I thought
it was a little odd name a giant black Diesel
truck after my grandma. So I just put in black Betty.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, all right, you know what, Now we got the
full story if we ever see you.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
And my grandma was white, so there's white Betty and
the black Betty.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, you know what, I like it. I like that
we're we're all being good with each other. Thank you
for the call. I appreciate it, lydia Am I just
crazy to say this. Have we ever done a topic
with this many people calling up?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I've never. I don't think I ever remember this. It's crazy.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Lines are out of this world right.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Now, and nobody's nobody's calling for anything else right now.
It's all about their cars. Everybody wants to shout out
their car. Christine, Yeah, what's your car's name?
Speaker 7 (12:59):
I am a white Blazer and color buddy because she's
white white.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I love Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
We love your blazer. I like that. I love blazers.
What's up, Crystal High. What's your car's name?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Friday?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Why? Friday?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
So?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
I have a like a midnight blue pig One. And
in the Iron Man movies, he gives Pepper Potts her
Iron Am suit and the internal system's name is Friday.
And my car looks like that suit, so I named
it Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Isn't that amazing how people come up with this stuff?
I don't get it. It's wild. And hold on last call.
I got to take a last call.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Please. What's your name? Amory? My name is Sandy Cheeks.
And why Sandy Cheeks? And Marie.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
It's actually my son's car.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
He he His car is actually sand color and he
dragged around a jet ski. So everybody that gets in
the truck after they've been on the jet ski has
Sandy cheek.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You don't get it interested like but cheeks.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You know, cheeks?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Okay, all right, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, no problem, I love it and I love it
an I think I got a hangover right now from
last night.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Hold on, Jason, are you there? Jason? Jason? What is
your car's name?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
We have a couple of work trucks.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
One of them's name Cocaine. One name. We got one
name thay Booty Judy, and we have one name Jessica.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I just want to know Jessica. Why Jessica?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Why Jessica?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Do you not want to know big booty Judy?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Okay, Jesse, yeah, why?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I'm not sure why? One guy called justin one of
my workers.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Names of that one?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Why Cocaine?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Big Booty Judy is because big flatbed dually.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
And uh, got and on it.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
The uh cocaine, that crew cab long bed truck. It's
all white and like the party, like party.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
What kind of work do you do, Jason?
Speaker 6 (15:34):
We're landscape contractors.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay, we want to shout you guys out or.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
No, oh no, we're good right now.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
If anybody wants to have the landscape guys coming to
their house with cocaine big Booty Judy or get your
work done, that's right by the way. It's interesting that
you say that, because I don't know if you know this.
I've got a side hustle. I own a landscaping contracting business,
and it's called Big Booty Judy's Cocaine.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
We finished all jocnary very fast. Thank you really go bye?
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But insane? What did you want to say?
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Games?
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Mojo? Yeah, next topic now, I know, I.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Know, ridiculous, bro, all right, rap it up.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Be