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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Budget in the morning Show, Second Date Update, Wore the
Roses Dirty, and thirty. Listen to our podcast too. If
you ever miss any of the Roses or anything that
we talk about on the show and just want to
get caught up to date, you can get into our
podcast by going on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you
(00:30):
get podcasts. Obviously, I don't want to tell you because
a lot of times people like whatever the services or
the devices that they like to use, and sometimes you
get so accustomed to something that you don't want to
mess with it. But and I understand that I'm that
way too, Like I'm one of those people, Like I know,
everybody keeps yelling at me about, you know, whatever streaming
(00:54):
service they have. My son is a huge YouTube TV guy,
and he gets all like, I don't understand why you
got your you know, Exfinity still, And I'm like, oh,
I like appen, I like my Exfinity. I got no
problem with that. I like their app too. I think
their app is great. Shout out to Z from Comcast too.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Who's Z. She was at the Pistons game.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
She helps out with Comcast runs like sales and okay,
all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But she loves the shit.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
She get me a deal. Probably I'd like a deal. Actually,
I get a good deal. They helped me out. They're
good to me. I talk about them all the time.
But if you go on to our let me it's
gonna mention this. If you go on too the app
and Zach, we should always leave this on the podcast
of each segment, because this is a good thing, because
I think people don't understand this sometimes. So easy if
you go on the app and click on Mojo in
(01:39):
the Morning, or search for us Mojo in the Morning
on the podcast where the podcasts are up there, go
up to the top there, and I'm gonna have you
do something for me. Follow so make sure you're following us.
Then put us in the preset. And it's as simple
as literally when you're on that thing. So when you're
(02:00):
on the deal, you know, hit the preset button and
we'll set up on a preset for you and then
auto download. And now if you got some room on
your phone, what it will do is it will auto
download each segment when it comes down, so you'll have
it ready to go. So those are a few things
that can help you get closer to us here on
(02:21):
the show and get an opportunity to hear what we're doing.
So those are a few things on the Iheard app
and the reason why I think the Iheard app would
be great for you. So try it out, test it out,
see what you think, and if you don't like it,
then go back to whatever it is that you like
to listen to us on.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We're fine with that.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I listened to us just to let you know, I
listened to us on two different apps. So I've got
the iHeart app and then I listened to us on
the Apple Podcast app too, so I do both of those.
Is that yours true?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I always feel like I'm cheating on the iHeart app
when I'm over on that purple Apple Podcast app.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But you know I became that person. By the way.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Last week I was telling Sidney Myers, whose mom and
dad are very good friends with Chelsea and I, Craig
and Kristen. I was telling Sidney about a book. I
tried to send her the audio the audible of it.
It was a It was a book that I thought
was a really good one. Actually it was a devotional.
It was a daily devotional. Because she was talking to
me about it and where, and I could not figure out.
(03:20):
I was like, I've officially become that old. Like when
Di you and listen, I don't think I'm old, Like
I think I look pretty damn good and you're not old,
thank you beauty culture. I think I look out good.
I got botox in me and stuff. Okay, but I
feel old sometimes. And there's a couple of signs that
(03:40):
I know that I feel old. And I'm going to
tell you those signs right now, and then I want
each of you guys to tell me because we're all
a different group of ages.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I am fifty four.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Shannon's like forty a forty eight forty ishty is two.
Calv's like thirty ish, thirty five ish right. I'll be
thirty five Friday. Okay, you'll be thirty five on Friday. Man,
that's old. You're feeling good about it.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I feel amaze. Any day is a blessed day. Feel great, Okay,
trying to get to one thousand. You know what, thirty
five is actually a good years. Enjoy those years, Shannon,
you two enjoy your forties.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
They're great.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Wait till you get to your fifties and you become
me and you can't figure out how to do technology
that you work in technology, like I can't figure out
how to send an audible to her, like I was
trying to do that. And then number two, this is
an audiobook book. I was trying to send her an audiobook.
And then number two when I look at myself running, now,
(04:43):
oh my.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
God, wait, we need to talk about this tomorrow. They
want me to wait until tomorrow to talk about this.
I got called out for the way.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That I run.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Shannon, you're running. It definitely is weird. You kick your
ass when you run, but we'll talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
More. That's not even the this is what you look like.
This sound.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Your feet are just kind of God, it's like it,
which is weird because now you've got runners in your
house because you're married to a track coach and your
step kids are all great track olympians, you know the
tracks superstars. I was looking at a video of myself,
so this is pretty interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't even Joe.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Joe showed I hit a ball so great, like I
hit a golf ball so great, and I was so excited.
I started running down the course with my club and
I'm running like exaggerating, but I'm kind of like not
really exaggerating, and Joe said or took a video of
the thing and then showed it to me on the
next whole I looked like a freaking cartoon character. It
(05:49):
made me look like, uh Fred Flintstone or something.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't know. It was like, it was horrible.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I thought you had an old moment earlier when you
damn near fail while you were sitting.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I'm like, this story, by the way, please watch it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's that was like, that was weird. What what is
it that you have? What if you made?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
You say?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh man, I feel old. I mean, where do we start?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I mean my knees cracked when I try to stand
just standing when I got to do like a hood
like I gotta make a sound before I sit down,
or I'm before I stand up when I sit down,
I go.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Just little stuff bro making it up the stairs.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, you know what I started doing, and I realized
it over the weekend that I've been doing it a
lot lately. My hands are back at ten and two
on the steering wheel. Yes, and Mike, I remember my
grandma used to and she would turn like this too.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm like, that's me.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I am way too young for this to be happening.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, I get mad at people when they music too
long ride and past.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Why the.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Nerves wasn't.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I had a full conversation at the dinner table the
other night. It was just him and I as well,
and we're sitting on our phones looking at the radar
for when the rain is going to be married for
a year, and we're comparing radars.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Do you guys?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Do you guys do the whole thing like how is
your day? And you do the how is day? And
it was like, well, it was kind of it was
a little cold today though, like you said that, like
that's part of how is your day? Like it used
to be, Man, I look so hot today or whatever.
You know, it's like you you talked like differently with things.
The other thing, too, is this is crazy. I'm getting
those old people hangovers too. Like I can't drink like
(07:32):
I used to. I cannot. I used to be able to,
Like I never drank much, but I used to be
able to. And I'm blaming it now on the fact
that I drink harder liquor than I did before. Like
I used to be a vodka drinker and it was
all flavored Vodkas. Now I'm having Bourbon's and I swear
to you I go.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
But you know what, that's also the shot?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I think so cause I've heard that people who are
on the shot can't can't drink yeah, nearly as much.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, well that's good. It makes me feel good.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I get older, I feel like I keep I've said
I can't do that anymore more than I have ever,
especially when it's drinking like the next one. I'm like, oh,
I can't do that again, or can't stay out that
lady again. I can't go to sleep that lady again.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But you know what is funny though, I look back
at pictures of myself, like, I get this a lot.
Did you get your Facebook memories that come up every now?
My Apple, my iPhone sometimes will show me something.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah. Like sometimes I'll pull up a picture.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'm like, why are you pulling that picture up? And
I'll look at it and I go, hmmm, I don't
look too bad like I used to look at some
of my picture came up of of me.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
When the show first started.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I had you had the center part. I had like
a center part with a pedophile goatee. It was and
I was just fat, and I was wearing clothes from uh,
from the fat guy store. And I'm looking at it, going, god, damn, man,
holy cow. But I looked older in that thing. But
I but I'm looking at great, Like how much gray
I got? Now I look at I go through the
(09:00):
War of the Roses. I'm great. I'm gonna fake it.
I'm gonna faking gray. What you mean, I'm gonna do
it out of the box. I'm gonna do the Uh.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
He don't. My husband does uses that shampoo and stuff?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Please ask?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I asked Katrina. I got a haircut last Thursday. I'm like, Katrina,
do I need this?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
She freaks me out every now and again. She's like,
your hair looks like it's thinning a little bit. I'm like, oh,
don't say that to me. Then she comes back, it's
better now. I don't know she knows that I messed
with that ware. When you say to box gray, are
you making it gray?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I no, I don't want it to be great, like
just for me, okay, you want it wrong? Eight four
four Mojo Live eight four four six six five six
five four eight is the telephone number UH to get
through to us and for those that are old like
me one more time eight.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Four fo Oh my god, that's another one. Do you
know what West started doing when we were out to
dinner on Friday night, which I talked about that that
crazy situation at the bar. He read the menu like this,
He started close and then.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
He put it sorry away and I just.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Stared at him like no, no, no, no, no no no, you
did not do that. See, how does that make that better?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I refuse to change the font on my phone to
make it bigger because I'm so afraid of getting made.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Fun of by you.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Will I would Megan, Kate and Lydia and Bianca. You
would not make fun I would, because you're getting close
to that.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I am not. I am still twenty fifteen. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Have you used readers yet at all?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's what your vision's okay, that's what you Oh you
start calling readers, Well, they're called are they called glasses?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But you have to like wear They're like the ones.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
They're the ones that you get us a checkout counter
at CVS and buy a couple of pairs and they
falled up into a little case.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Readers like.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
The nursing home you know Lydia used to be sweet
and kind, you're Christian. Then she throws us out there
on a cold field on Friday. How's you're making fun
of it?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I did that because I love you, guys. You don't
have a relationship with us. I'm gonna be my toes
until Sunday mornings. So sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You don't throw old people out there? Would you put
your grandparents out there?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You would do that?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Hold on, Stacy, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
I stay hey, guys, listen, I'm gonna make this real
as quick as possible. I fell like slipped and fell
like feet up in the air like the straight cartoons
last Sunday, ended up in the hospital. I am forty
four years old, okay, I am quite fit for my age.
I own a daycare. I'm very active.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I do all the things due.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I was down and out and still right now, Like
if I sit for too long, I get up and
I'm like, I.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Know, oh so hard.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
I'm like, you're such a Do you.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Know it all?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay? Do you know what always kills some old people? Falling?
Falling kills old people.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
I'm done?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, I need a lifeline alert alert we're gonna get necklace.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
My apple watch went off. It was was like trying to.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Learn everybody like that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I love you, Stacy, thank you, You're love you guys.
You're forty four and hot. That's what you are due.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I am hot, I am hot.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I love it. Justin what's happens Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
How you doing, Mojo?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I'm doing all right, man? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
You know? I'm just listening to you guys talk about
the just for men and I threw some of that
in my beard last weekend. I'm not gonna lie. It's
a taking me from a forty year old to a
thirty year old. Deal.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Really, Actually I like the gray, like, don't get don't
entirely get rid of the gray.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
No, I love just a touch, just a little salt
and peppers for females out there right now, I could
dip between. I could dip between twenty year olds and
forty year olds with just for.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Men anyway, So now you're you changed on hinge and
bumble the age range.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I had to change the age range on my tender
and uh it's it's been the greatest thing so far.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
But what if the girl comes and stays at your
apartment and sees that you have just for men in
your your bathroom.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
No, I hide that under the sting, right next to
the preparation h like, take care body, We'll see him. Yeah,
good day.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
He love everybody.
Budget in the morning Show, Second Date Update, Wore the
Roses Dirty, and thirty. Listen to our podcast too. If
you ever miss any of the Roses or anything that
we talk about on the show and just want to
get caught up to date, you can get into our
podcast by going on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you
(00:30):
get podcasts. Obviously, I don't want to tell you because
a lot of times people like whatever the services or
the devices that they like to use, and sometimes you
get so accustomed to something that you don't want to
mess with it. But and I understand that I'm that
way too, Like I'm one of those people, Like I know,
everybody keeps yelling at me about, you know, whatever streaming
(00:54):
service they have. My son is a huge YouTube TV guy,
and he gets all like, I don't understand why you
got your you know, Exfinity still, And I'm like, oh,
I like appen, I like my Exfinity. I got no
problem with that. I like their app too. I think
their app is great. Shout out to Z from Comcast too.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Who's Z. She was at the Pistons game.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
She helps out with Comcast runs like sales and okay,
all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But she loves the shit.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
She get me a deal. Probably I'd like a deal. Actually,
I get a good deal. They helped me out. They're
good to me. I talk about them all the time.
But if you go on to our let me it's
gonna mention this. If you go on too the app
and Zach, we should always leave this on the podcast
of each segment, because this is a good thing, because
I think people don't understand this sometimes. So easy if
you go on the app and click on Mojo in
(01:39):
the Morning, or search for us Mojo in the Morning
on the podcast where the podcasts are up there, go
up to the top there, and I'm gonna have you
do something for me. Follow so make sure you're following us.
Then put us in the preset. And it's as simple
as literally when you're on that thing. So when you're
(02:00):
on the deal, you know, hit the preset button and
we'll set up on a preset for you and then
auto download. And now if you got some room on
your phone, what it will do is it will auto
download each segment when it comes down, so you'll have
it ready to go. So those are a few things
that can help you get closer to us here on
(02:21):
the show and get an opportunity to hear what we're doing.
So those are a few things on the Iheard app
and the reason why I think the Iheard app would
be great for you. So try it out, test it out,
see what you think, and if you don't like it,
then go back to whatever it is that you like
to listen to us on.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We're fine with that.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I listened to us just to let you know, I
listened to us on two different apps. So I've got
the iHeart app and then I listened to us on
the Apple Podcast app too, so I do both of those.
Is that yours true?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I always feel like I'm cheating on the iHeart app
when I'm over on that purple Apple Podcast app.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But you know I became that person. By the way.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Last week I was telling Sidney Myers, whose mom and
dad are very good friends with Chelsea and I, Craig
and Kristen. I was telling Sidney about a book. I
tried to send her the audio the audible of it.
It was a It was a book that I thought
was a really good one. Actually it was a devotional.
It was a daily devotional. Because she was talking to
me about it and where, and I could not figure out.
(03:20):
I was like, I've officially become that old. Like when
Di you and listen, I don't think I'm old, Like
I think I look pretty damn good and you're not old,
thank you beauty culture. I think I look out good.
I got botox in me and stuff. Okay, but I
feel old sometimes. And there's a couple of signs that
(03:40):
I know that I feel old. And I'm going to
tell you those signs right now, and then I want
each of you guys to tell me because we're all
a different group of ages.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I am fifty four.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Shannon's like forty a forty eight forty ishty is two.
Calv's like thirty ish, thirty five ish right. I'll be
thirty five Friday. Okay, you'll be thirty five on Friday. Man,
that's old. You're feeling good about it.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I feel amaze. Any day is a blessed day. Feel great, Okay,
trying to get to one thousand. You know what, thirty
five is actually a good years. Enjoy those years, Shannon,
you two enjoy your forties.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
They're great.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Wait till you get to your fifties and you become
me and you can't figure out how to do technology
that you work in technology, like I can't figure out
how to send an audible to her, like I was
trying to do that. And then number two, this is
an audiobook book. I was trying to send her an audiobook.
And then number two when I look at myself running, now,
(04:43):
oh my.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
God, wait, we need to talk about this tomorrow. They
want me to wait until tomorrow to talk about this.
I got called out for the way.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That I run.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Shannon, you're running. It definitely is weird. You kick your
ass when you run, but we'll talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
More. That's not even the this is what you look like.
This sound.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Your feet are just kind of God, it's like it,
which is weird because now you've got runners in your
house because you're married to a track coach and your
step kids are all great track olympians, you know the
tracks superstars. I was looking at a video of myself,
so this is pretty interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't even Joe.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Joe showed I hit a ball so great, like I
hit a golf ball so great, and I was so excited.
I started running down the course with my club and
I'm running like exaggerating, but I'm kind of like not
really exaggerating, and Joe said or took a video of
the thing and then showed it to me on the
next whole I looked like a freaking cartoon character. It
(05:49):
made me look like, uh Fred Flintstone or something.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't know. It was like, it was horrible.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I thought you had an old moment earlier when you
damn near fail while you were sitting.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I'm like, this story, by the way, please watch it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's that was like, that was weird. What what is
it that you have? What if you made?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
You say?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh man, I feel old. I mean, where do we start?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I mean my knees cracked when I try to stand
just standing when I got to do like a hood
like I gotta make a sound before I sit down,
or I'm before I stand up when I sit down,
I go.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Just little stuff bro making it up the stairs.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, you know what I started doing, and I realized
it over the weekend that I've been doing it a
lot lately. My hands are back at ten and two
on the steering wheel. Yes, and Mike, I remember my
grandma used to and she would turn like this too.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm like, that's me.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I am way too young for this to be happening.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, I get mad at people when they music too
long ride and past.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Why the.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Nerves wasn't.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I had a full conversation at the dinner table the
other night. It was just him and I as well,
and we're sitting on our phones looking at the radar
for when the rain is going to be married for
a year, and we're comparing radars.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Do you guys?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Do you guys do the whole thing like how is
your day? And you do the how is day? And
it was like, well, it was kind of it was
a little cold today though, like you said that, like
that's part of how is your day? Like it used
to be, Man, I look so hot today or whatever.
You know, it's like you you talked like differently with things.
The other thing, too, is this is crazy. I'm getting
those old people hangovers too. Like I can't drink like
(07:32):
I used to. I cannot. I used to be able to,
Like I never drank much, but I used to be
able to. And I'm blaming it now on the fact
that I drink harder liquor than I did before. Like
I used to be a vodka drinker and it was
all flavored Vodkas. Now I'm having Bourbon's and I swear
to you I go.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
But you know what, that's also the shot?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I think so cause I've heard that people who are
on the shot can't can't drink yeah, nearly as much.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, well that's good. It makes me feel good.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I get older, I feel like I keep I've said
I can't do that anymore more than I have ever,
especially when it's drinking like the next one. I'm like, oh,
I can't do that again, or can't stay out that
lady again. I can't go to sleep that lady again.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But you know what is funny though, I look back
at pictures of myself, like, I get this a lot.
Did you get your Facebook memories that come up every now?
My Apple, my iPhone sometimes will show me something.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah. Like sometimes I'll pull up a picture.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'm like, why are you pulling that picture up? And
I'll look at it and I go, hmmm, I don't
look too bad like I used to look at some
of my picture came up of of me.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
When the show first started.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I had you had the center part. I had like
a center part with a pedophile goatee. It was and
I was just fat, and I was wearing clothes from uh,
from the fat guy store. And I'm looking at it, going, god, damn, man,
holy cow. But I looked older in that thing. But
I but I'm looking at great, Like how much gray
I got? Now I look at I go through the
(09:00):
War of the Roses. I'm great. I'm gonna fake it.
I'm gonna faking gray. What you mean, I'm gonna do
it out of the box. I'm gonna do the Uh.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
He don't. My husband does uses that shampoo and stuff?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Please ask?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I asked Katrina. I got a haircut last Thursday. I'm like, Katrina,
do I need this?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
She freaks me out every now and again. She's like,
your hair looks like it's thinning a little bit. I'm like, oh,
don't say that to me. Then she comes back, it's
better now. I don't know she knows that I messed
with that ware. When you say to box gray, are
you making it gray?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I no, I don't want it to be great, like
just for me, okay, you want it wrong? Eight four
four Mojo Live eight four four six six five six
five four eight is the telephone number UH to get
through to us and for those that are old like
me one more time eight.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Four fo Oh my god, that's another one. Do you
know what West started doing when we were out to
dinner on Friday night, which I talked about that that
crazy situation at the bar. He read the menu like this,
He started close and then.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
He put it sorry away and I just.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Stared at him like no, no, no, no, no no no, you
did not do that. See, how does that make that better?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I refuse to change the font on my phone to
make it bigger because I'm so afraid of getting made.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Fun of by you.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Will I would Megan, Kate and Lydia and Bianca. You
would not make fun I would, because you're getting close
to that.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I am not. I am still twenty fifteen. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Have you used readers yet at all?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's what your vision's okay, that's what you Oh you
start calling readers, Well, they're called are they called glasses?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But you have to like wear They're like the ones.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
They're the ones that you get us a checkout counter
at CVS and buy a couple of pairs and they
falled up into a little case.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Readers like.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
The nursing home you know Lydia used to be sweet
and kind, you're Christian. Then she throws us out there
on a cold field on Friday. How's you're making fun
of it?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I did that because I love you, guys. You don't
have a relationship with us. I'm gonna be my toes
until Sunday mornings. So sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You don't throw old people out there? Would you put
your grandparents out there?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You would do that?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Hold on, Stacy, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
I stay hey, guys, listen, I'm gonna make this real
as quick as possible. I fell like slipped and fell
like feet up in the air like the straight cartoons
last Sunday, ended up in the hospital. I am forty
four years old, okay, I am quite fit for my age.
I own a daycare. I'm very active.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I do all the things due.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I was down and out and still right now, Like
if I sit for too long, I get up and
I'm like, I.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Know, oh so hard.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
I'm like, you're such a Do you.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Know it all?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay? Do you know what always kills some old people? Falling?
Falling kills old people.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
I'm done?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, I need a lifeline alert alert we're gonna get necklace.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
My apple watch went off. It was was like trying to.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Learn everybody like that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I love you, Stacy, thank you, You're love you guys.
You're forty four and hot. That's what you are due.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I am hot, I am hot.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I love it. Justin what's happens Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
How you doing, Mojo?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I'm doing all right, man? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
You know? I'm just listening to you guys talk about
the just for men and I threw some of that
in my beard last weekend. I'm not gonna lie. It's
a taking me from a forty year old to a
thirty year old. Deal.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Really, Actually I like the gray, like, don't get don't
entirely get rid of the gray.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
No, I love just a touch, just a little salt
and peppers for females out there right now, I could
dip between. I could dip between twenty year olds and
forty year olds with just for.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Men anyway, So now you're you changed on hinge and
bumble the age range.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I had to change the age range on my tender
and uh it's it's been the greatest thing so far.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
But what if the girl comes and stays at your
apartment and sees that you have just for men in
your your bathroom.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
No, I hide that under the sting, right next to
the preparation h like, take care body, We'll see him. Yeah,
good day.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
He love everybody.
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