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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I find full leave to be most beautiful when being
raked by somebody else.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is mojo in the morning. Man. It feels like
in a matter of days, every leaf on a tree fell.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It was a windy yesterday it was nuts and I
feel like, honestly, it's all in front of my house.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Like, I feel like every single one of them is
right in front of my house. I want to call
out real quick, a bastard. Scott Conrad and Macary Purfect.
Scott Conrad's got one of those blowing things. He lives
right by me. He's a neighbor. He's blowing all the
leaves over to the neighbor's house. I know he is.
If you're his neighbor, I want you to go over
there and bust his ass because I've seen it. I've
(00:39):
witnessed it blowing them all. And on a day like yesterday,
I hope that God comes back and bites him in
the ass and it blows right back to his front doorstep.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Why do I secretly love using the leaf floor?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh my god, it gives me so much satisfy.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That little leaf blower.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh you do, Yeah, I have both.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
The leaf leaf blower hate breaking leaves, I rather shovel snow?
Is yours? A? Is your battery power? Do you have
like a thing battery powered? Or do you have like
one of those?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
No, it's I have to plug it in. Well, well,
the little one is battery powered. The big guy I
have to plug it in.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Still talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Kevin, why do you always do that?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm like, look, question, quick question for you? What do
you get more enjoyment out of holding onto that leaf blower.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Or your dumb questions? Not answering your dumb questions?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Honestly, there are certain things that give you more enjoyment
than the pleasure of that. Like, I will say this
for me if I and this is no joke, A
great break on this radio show gives me more enjoyment,
seriously than an orgasm. Ya, an orgasm lasts longer than
I'm sorry, A break, great break lasts longer than an orgast.
(01:51):
What was the last great break? Last great break on
our show? I think maybe an hour ago? I think
maybe an hour ago. Looks so happy over there? Yeah, seriously,
but I'm but I'm telling you though, I'll throw that
out there as a quick little topic. What is more
enjoyable than in orgas, And I know that there's people
that will say I will never do it, but you
(02:12):
literally seem very excited over it. I was as a
woman taking your bra off after a long day is
so good? Really, Yes, it's just like freeing. Yeah, it's
just it's just comfortable, like taking that off or something.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I don't know, knowing that every laundry hamper in the
house has zero laundry in it and everything's actually put away.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
A good one too. What about you, cav you got one.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Things came to my mind, like when you're extremely tired
and you get to lay down and you like like
really lay down, like you get in your spot, that's incredible.
And then I would say, if I'm like extremely hungry
that first bite of whatever I get, and if I'm
like intentional with the bite, like not scarfing it down,
but like I'm my purpose.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Is to enjoy this bite. Yeah, that's enjoying.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
What about a poop that you've been holding and you
finally sit down at dog yesterday?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Listen yesterday at the Pistons game, I had to doodoo
like all game damn near, but it really hit hard
in the third quarter, and I'm like, I can't like this.
They call them hot timeouts, Like we have a schedule
of things that are gonna take place during the time out,
but if more timeouts are called in what you're prepared,
you never know what could be called. So I'm always
kind of on call. I'm like, I can't go doodle
(03:25):
right now because like anything happened. Boy when that game
ended and right now I was in a bay. Do
they give me like a locker your own locker.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Room and everybody else and you go too far? Now
it was too far to go to the closest restaurant possible. Wow,
oh god. Yeah. Do you ever go over to JB.
Bicker staff and say no timeouts and I call it
any timeouts? I gotta go to the band, Johnny go
do my thing? Challenge that play a four four mojo
(03:54):
live a four four six six five six four eight.
What's up, Steve? How you doing? Hey? What's going on?
I gotta say a really good p oh yeah, like
one of those where it's like you stand there for
eighteen twenty seconds and just letter I need to take
a pp I like that one like where you going
to get into the urinal and you're like, oh drinks, Yeah,
(04:18):
I have I have those here at the station a lot,
Like during a commercial break, I'll go in there and
I'm like, oh my god, this is like it just
feels like you're unwinding, you know. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it goes on so long you realize,
oh oh, the break's almost over.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah. No, that's the best. I appreciate you, buddy, Thanks Steve.
Take care of yourself. Wash your hands. Yeah, a texture
here five eight six, goes Shanton. Do everything that you
enjoy in your house require batteries. Wouldn't be funny, though,
if you had all your your battery powered devices all
(04:53):
in the same place being charged. Line it up. I've
got one of those electric Oh gosh, what the heck
is it? No, no, no, I'm no. It's one of
the it's the EV whatever the company is. But I
have it for the same thing, like the leaf blower.
But I have a snowblower too with it. So it
requires the same batteries, and the batteries are big, and
(05:16):
so I have like in my laundry room this thing
that you put the batteries on, the charging thing, And
every time I put that the batteries on top of
that thing, it literally scares the crap out of me
that my house is going to burn down because those
batteries are so damn bag the D batteries. No, they're big,
monster size, yeah, like big, like literally they they're humongous batteries.
(05:38):
Like I had no idea how you would dispose of
these things if you ever wanted to get rid of them.
But they're crazy like that. Another one here says hot
chocolate on a really cold day is the great one.
Here's a good one. Five A six Shannon. Have you
ever tried power washing? It's just as fun as leaf blowing.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I got a power washer for Christmas from West last year.
That's how much I love powerwashing. I was borrowing the friends.
I was borrowing my friend Lindsay's powerwasher, and it gave
me so much satisfaction. I think he saw the joy
on my face, and so that was part of my
Christmas presence. Seriously, did you so you use it?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You'll actually use the thing?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I love it, funny video proof love it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
There's nothing like doing the sidewalk and everything turns white
that you powerwash.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You see how dirty it is.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This is such a descriptive one. The first bite of
a piece of crab rangoon only the first hellol, you've
never had a crab rangoon? Who was? Where was the
fast The place that's in the mall, the whatever? The
Express or Panda Express is one of them. But the
(06:45):
mall place has healthy Now you ever go there and
get a pick crabranger.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I've never had one.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Try them. There's the greatest thing ever. They're literally like
fluffy Doughey, little like triangle things and it's got, it's
got crazy. Yeah, creese crab. I'm telling you they're delicious. Cheese.
They're so delicious, They're seriously. Try it. I'm not kidding you.
Look at me, Do I look like I have any
problem knowing food? Try the thing? It's so good. Oh.
(07:15):
Opening up your iPhone and setting it up the first
time that is from that.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I actually hate that because then you gotta do that
face thing, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Circle. But the excitement level of having a new phone, though,
I think.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But I don't like the anxiety of having a new phone.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
What's up, my matt, Hi, Matty guys. Back to the
dildo conversation, Back to the dildough. I don't think I
remember said that before in the show. What's going on?
You guys, could you guys imagine a gas power dildo?
(07:57):
Remember you know how it is when you have you
have a gaspowered lawnmower, and you got to go up
to the gas station up the street. You'd be filling
up all the time, right man, He
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Loves his joke.
I find full leave to be most beautiful when being
raked by somebody else.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is mojo in the morning. Man. It feels like
in a matter of days, every leaf on a tree fell.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It was a windy yesterday it was nuts and I
feel like, honestly, it's all in front of my house.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Like, I feel like every single one of them is
right in front of my house. I want to call
out real quick, a bastard. Scott Conrad and Macary Purfect.
Scott Conrad's got one of those blowing things. He lives
right by me. He's a neighbor. He's blowing all the
leaves over to the neighbor's house. I know he is.
If you're his neighbor, I want you to go over
there and bust his ass because I've seen it. I've
(00:39):
witnessed it blowing them all. And on a day like yesterday,
I hope that God comes back and bites him in
the ass and it blows right back to his front doorstep.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Why do I secretly love using the leaf floor?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh my god, it gives me so much satisfy.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That little leaf blower.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh you do, Yeah, I have both.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
The leaf leaf blower hate breaking leaves, I rather shovel snow?
Is yours? A? Is your battery power? Do you have
like a thing battery powered? Or do you have like
one of those?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
No, it's I have to plug it in. Well, well,
the little one is battery powered. The big guy I
have to plug it in.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Still talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Kevin, why do you always do that?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm like, look, question, quick question for you? What do
you get more enjoyment out of holding onto that leaf blower.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Or your dumb questions? Not answering your dumb questions?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Honestly, there are certain things that give you more enjoyment
than the pleasure of that. Like, I will say this
for me if I and this is no joke, A
great break on this radio show gives me more enjoyment,
seriously than an orgasm. Ya, an orgasm lasts longer than
I'm sorry, A break, great break lasts longer than an orgast.
(01:51):
What was the last great break? Last great break on
our show? I think maybe an hour ago? I think
maybe an hour ago. Looks so happy over there? Yeah, seriously,
but I'm but I'm telling you though, I'll throw that
out there as a quick little topic. What is more
enjoyable than in orgas, And I know that there's people
that will say I will never do it, but you
(02:12):
literally seem very excited over it. I was as a
woman taking your bra off after a long day is
so good? Really, Yes, it's just like freeing. Yeah, it's
just it's just comfortable, like taking that off or something.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I don't know, knowing that every laundry hamper in the
house has zero laundry in it and everything's actually put away.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
A good one too. What about you, cav you got one.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Things came to my mind, like when you're extremely tired
and you get to lay down and you like like
really lay down, like you get in your spot, that's incredible.
And then I would say, if I'm like extremely hungry
that first bite of whatever I get, and if I'm
like intentional with the bite, like not scarfing it down,
but like I'm my purpose.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Is to enjoy this bite. Yeah, that's enjoying.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
What about a poop that you've been holding and you
finally sit down at dog yesterday?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Listen yesterday at the Pistons game, I had to doodoo
like all game damn near, but it really hit hard
in the third quarter, and I'm like, I can't like this.
They call them hot timeouts, Like we have a schedule
of things that are gonna take place during the time out,
but if more timeouts are called in what you're prepared,
you never know what could be called. So I'm always
kind of on call. I'm like, I can't go doodle
(03:25):
right now because like anything happened. Boy when that game
ended and right now I was in a bay. Do
they give me like a locker your own locker.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Room and everybody else and you go too far? Now
it was too far to go to the closest restaurant possible. Wow,
oh god. Yeah. Do you ever go over to JB.
Bicker staff and say no timeouts and I call it
any timeouts? I gotta go to the band, Johnny go
do my thing? Challenge that play a four four mojo
(03:54):
live a four four six six five six four eight.
What's up, Steve? How you doing? Hey? What's going on?
I gotta say a really good p oh yeah, like
one of those where it's like you stand there for
eighteen twenty seconds and just letter I need to take
a pp I like that one like where you going
to get into the urinal and you're like, oh drinks, Yeah,
(04:18):
I have I have those here at the station a lot,
Like during a commercial break, I'll go in there and
I'm like, oh my god, this is like it just
feels like you're unwinding, you know. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it goes on so long you realize,
oh oh, the break's almost over.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah. No, that's the best. I appreciate you, buddy, Thanks Steve.
Take care of yourself. Wash your hands. Yeah, a texture
here five eight six, goes Shanton. Do everything that you
enjoy in your house require batteries. Wouldn't be funny, though,
if you had all your your battery powered devices all
(04:53):
in the same place being charged. Line it up. I've
got one of those electric Oh gosh, what the heck
is it? No, no, no, I'm no. It's one of
the it's the EV whatever the company is. But I
have it for the same thing, like the leaf blower.
But I have a snowblower too with it. So it
requires the same batteries, and the batteries are big, and
(05:16):
so I have like in my laundry room this thing
that you put the batteries on, the charging thing, And
every time I put that the batteries on top of
that thing, it literally scares the crap out of me
that my house is going to burn down because those
batteries are so damn bag the D batteries. No, they're big,
monster size, yeah, like big, like literally they they're humongous batteries.
(05:38):
Like I had no idea how you would dispose of
these things if you ever wanted to get rid of them.
But they're crazy like that. Another one here says hot
chocolate on a really cold day is the great one.
Here's a good one. Five A six Shannon. Have you
ever tried power washing? It's just as fun as leaf blowing.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I got a power washer for Christmas from West last year.
That's how much I love powerwashing. I was borrowing the friends.
I was borrowing my friend Lindsay's powerwasher, and it gave
me so much satisfaction. I think he saw the joy
on my face, and so that was part of my
Christmas presence. Seriously, did you so you use it?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You'll actually use the thing?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I love it, funny video proof love it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
There's nothing like doing the sidewalk and everything turns white
that you powerwash.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You see how dirty it is.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This is such a descriptive one. The first bite of
a piece of crab rangoon only the first hellol, you've
never had a crab rangoon? Who was? Where was the
fast The place that's in the mall, the whatever? The
Express or Panda Express is one of them. But the
(06:45):
mall place has healthy Now you ever go there and
get a pick crabranger.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I've never had one.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Try them. There's the greatest thing ever. They're literally like
fluffy Doughey, little like triangle things and it's got, it's
got crazy. Yeah, creese crab. I'm telling you they're delicious. Cheese.
They're so delicious, They're seriously. Try it. I'm not kidding you.
Look at me, Do I look like I have any
problem knowing food? Try the thing? It's so good. Oh.
(07:15):
Opening up your iPhone and setting it up the first
time that is from that.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I actually hate that because then you gotta do that
face thing, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Circle. But the excitement level of having a new phone, though,
I think.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But I don't like the anxiety of having a new phone.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
What's up, my matt, Hi, Matty guys. Back to the
dildo conversation, Back to the dildough. I don't think I
remember said that before in the show. What's going on?
You guys, could you guys imagine a gas power dildo?
(07:57):
Remember you know how it is when you have you
have a gaspowered lawnmower, and you got to go up
to the gas station up the street. You'd be filling
up all the time, right man, He
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Loves his joke.
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