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Speaker 1 (00:00):
S'smo joone in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So my wife was texting with another man last night
again and I was like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Who are you texting?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
She says, I'm texting with Kevin And I said, oh really,
And I said why is that? And she said, because
Kevin is on a date. So I asked Kevin just
a second ago, when we were off the air, I go, Kevin,
how is your date? He goes, it won't a date,
and I go, what do you mean it wasn't a date?
Why would you not classify it as a date?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't. I think there are certain.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Times you go out with a person and you just
go out with them. You may not have any intention
on really seeing this person in that way. It's just
a fun thing. It's just something to do. It's not
really like you know what I see you identify you
with somebody I'm trying to court. I want this to
be something more. This wasn't like that.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It was just a hangout. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Like a couple of weeks ago, I'll posted on my
Instagram story I wanted to get a massage. I think
some people lurk and they file certain things. So if
you say something publicly they'll say noted, they'll put that
in their back pocket. Weeks later, she posted on her
a little and you know, like Instagram stories, you could
put like a capsule or something. Now, so she put
on there, I want to get a massage.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So I hit her.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I was like, let's go get massages and then we
go back and for Launcher and shot them like, you
pay for the massage, you pay for the massage. She
wasn't trying to do that, but she ended up doing it.
I was like, you pay for the massage, I'll pay
for the food afterwards. So that's what we did yesterday. Massage.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
By the way, this story is way more complicated.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Are you the only one who thought it wasn't a date?
Did she also know that? How do you know if
somebody else knows it's a date? I think most you
invited her to do something out. Does that mean date?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Most women think that if they're going out with a
man one on one and date and getting a massage to.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Depends on what your relationship is, though we don't have
a relationship at all, Like this.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Last night would date you if you now?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I can tell now from last night she had a
wonderful time. We wouldn't like we wouldn't we wouldn't leave
each other, like we got into the music bag. Like
you know what I'm saying, Like play me your deepest song,
playing my deepest song, let's talk about it. I mean,
I mean, I established meaningful connections with people, so I
can see why it made.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It feel like you master manipulator. I just like enjoying
somebody else's company, you know what I mean? Like, I
really really do know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But now that you know that she has feelings for you,
you have to make it very clear that it's not
like that, or she is going to get all wrapped
up and keV knows.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I think that's okay. Though all were with her. No,
I didn't do anything. I kissed her at the end.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
We just.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Date. Then it's still giving her little crumbs of hope.
That's okay. But you don't want to be in a relationship, don't.
I can't we just hang out? Why does everything have
to be? Why not? Because caussing is like that's a
form of intimacy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But if the vibe is there, if it leads to that,
you don't go with it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Where does Chelsea figure into this story?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh so I actually on Chelsea because I was out
near like I guess where Chelsea hangs out. So I
was like, hey, I'm going out with somebody. It's not
like that, but give me somewhere good to eat. And
she sent me some recommendation.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Where did she?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Where you go?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So what's what's it called? Road? Roadside?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
All?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So they walk and see and they sit us down
brownie points. These ladies start staring at me. I'm like,
I'm not gonna, not gonna acknowledge.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Maybe I'll take her on a non day sometime. And
the lady was like Kevin, and then the ladies, oh
my god, like Ojo, what do you think of this spot?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Give me date vibes?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The restaurant, well, I have gone there with Chelsea alone.
I've gone there with Chelsea and the and the boys,
you know what I mean. So it can be both. Uh,
it's a very nice restaurant. It's it's not I would
call it romantic, but it can be.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Did you guys sit on the same side at the
table or how would you do that? That's awkward that time?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Really?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
So I can hear him if you touch you feeling,
I feel like you can get all.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Right, eight four four six six five six five four eight.
What's up, Kylie? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
But how are you?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
We're good, Kylie? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Good? Ken?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm not we are you have two we are single.
You have two single people who needed a massage and
we went together.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And yeah, the communication is key. What am I communicating?
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I feel like, why am I communicating something before? I
feel like it needs to be communicated, Like we don't
even know anything yet. Why am I already setting boundaries?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Well, you need to set boundaries if you don't think
that you're.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Gonna date or well I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I don't know yet, you know what I mean? Like,
that's not my intention. It couldn't be offering. If you
enter a situation you just want to hang out with
someone and he's automatically like, hey, before this goes anywhere,
I don't want to date anybody, Like, bro, we not
even I'm not even trying to date you.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Like, let's just relax, okay, Okay, I get it, Kye, Kylie.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Man, this guy has so many different definitions and explanations,
definitions and accusations.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We need we need a dictionary.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yes, false false, Thanks for the call, Kylie, have a
great morning. What's up Amy? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Good morning? How are you good?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What's happening? keV?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I love you, but I am cussing you out so
bad in my car right now.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Don't play with that girl's emotions, dude, don't don't kiss
her if you don't want that. You got my blood
pressure up this morning at six twenty two am.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
It was. It was a mere lah on the lips.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
On the cheek. It started on the cheek and no, sir, no,
And I've never gone and get a massage with anybody
besides my.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Fiance when we were dating.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
This was probably I want to say it was maybe
my second massage of my life.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm going to say my first massage.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I think it was a.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Couple of massage or you went separately.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
In individual rooms.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We were in individual rooms. Did they call it a
little less Yeah, but nobody.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't know that you buy two individual massages or
did you get the double massage?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I called it a couple of massage.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, he called it a couple of massages when I
when I went in, and that's how I said, may
have you ready for our couple's massage and.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Babe, you gotta have fun with life.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
You are.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's what the vibe called for. Amazing And I got
naked naked for your massage. Oh yeah, I lady. I
was like, can I take my draws off? She's like,
you can do whatever you want? Was like that, Uh,
what's going on? Justin? How you doing? Smojo on the
morning show?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What what's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Mojo?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Buddy?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, man, I can't mind gonna lie. They say maybe
I'm a dog. Bro. You are You know when you
when you when you when you said you want to
go on the massage, You ain't going on the stop show.
Best friend, my man, you know you know what's going
on in the fact you're trying to play it crazy
to give your wh.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You got to do better, man, You got you got
because I'll be rudined for you every morning. I'll be happy.
I can't know what to be talking about but today,
cause I ain't gonna lie to you. My brother. You
was on the day, bro.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
This is where the line is.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You was on the day. Bro. You kissed the good
night and everything.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't know why listen, I didn't I didn't touch anything.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Though, does that count My hands state above the.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Touch each other, so that means it's all like each other?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Are there? Aren't there levels to kissing?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Though?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It wasn't serious, you know what?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
But I'm saying, Arthur, I feel like if your hands
stay above the waist or they don't touch anything.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
First date, this is our first date, right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Not I'm not even gonna say it was our first day.
It was our first time.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know what we need? Can I be honest with you?
We need to get her definition.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Because we know you and live sprinting and everything. I
don't know what.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
In the morning probably was it was.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It was literally justin thanks buddy, what's up?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Turn your radio down?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh my bad, my bad, Hey cav don't let nobody
hand you this man, because look I did the same
thing a few weeks ago that they.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Were slipped out on me.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
And I mean a couple of massages. It was just
you know, get to.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Nowhere, man, Thank you? You know, and how did the
things go? Are you guys? Are you guys still.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Talking that little kids? It's just a welcoming kids. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Are you still talking to that girl? Are you are
you are you not hearing me, or you just don't
want to answer that question.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I heard you, mojn't look I communicate, you know, I
communicate with Maybe it's the same girl, poor girl.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I've been I've been playing in the snow since day one, and.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Unbelievable. This is why girls say that guys are listen. No, no, no,
don't think they ain't all you're doing the same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Come on, stop playing this, go both ways, all right,
it's Mojoe in the Morning Show.
S'smo joone in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So my wife was texting with another man last night
again and I was like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Who are you texting?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
She says, I'm texting with Kevin And I said, oh really,
And I said why is that? And she said, because
Kevin is on a date. So I asked Kevin just
a second ago, when we were off the air, I go, Kevin,
how is your date? He goes, it won't a date,
and I go, what do you mean it wasn't a date?
Why would you not classify it as a date?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't. I think there are certain.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Times you go out with a person and you just
go out with them. You may not have any intention
on really seeing this person in that way. It's just
a fun thing. It's just something to do. It's not
really like you know what I see you identify you
with somebody I'm trying to court. I want this to
be something more. This wasn't like that.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It was just a hangout. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Like a couple of weeks ago, I'll posted on my
Instagram story I wanted to get a massage. I think
some people lurk and they file certain things. So if
you say something publicly they'll say noted, they'll put that
in their back pocket. Weeks later, she posted on her
a little and you know, like Instagram stories, you could
put like a capsule or something. Now, so she put
on there, I want to get a massage.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So I hit her.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I was like, let's go get massages and then we
go back and for Launcher and shot them like, you
pay for the massage, you pay for the massage. She
wasn't trying to do that, but she ended up doing it.
I was like, you pay for the massage, I'll pay
for the food afterwards. So that's what we did yesterday. Massage.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
By the way, this story is way more complicated.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Are you the only one who thought it wasn't a date?
Did she also know that? How do you know if
somebody else knows it's a date? I think most you
invited her to do something out. Does that mean date?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Most women think that if they're going out with a
man one on one and date and getting a massage to.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Depends on what your relationship is, though we don't have
a relationship at all, Like this.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Last night would date you if you now?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I can tell now from last night she had a
wonderful time. We wouldn't like we wouldn't we wouldn't leave
each other, like we got into the music bag. Like
you know what I'm saying, Like play me your deepest song,
playing my deepest song, let's talk about it. I mean,
I mean, I established meaningful connections with people, so I
can see why it made.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It feel like you master manipulator. I just like enjoying
somebody else's company, you know what I mean? Like, I
really really do know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But now that you know that she has feelings for you,
you have to make it very clear that it's not
like that, or she is going to get all wrapped
up and keV knows.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I think that's okay. Though all were with her. No,
I didn't do anything. I kissed her at the end.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
We just.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Date. Then it's still giving her little crumbs of hope.
That's okay. But you don't want to be in a relationship, don't.
I can't we just hang out? Why does everything have
to be? Why not? Because caussing is like that's a
form of intimacy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But if the vibe is there, if it leads to that,
you don't go with it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Where does Chelsea figure into this story?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh so I actually on Chelsea because I was out
near like I guess where Chelsea hangs out. So I
was like, hey, I'm going out with somebody. It's not
like that, but give me somewhere good to eat. And
she sent me some recommendation.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Where did she?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Where you go?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So what's what's it called? Road? Roadside?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
All?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So they walk and see and they sit us down
brownie points. These ladies start staring at me. I'm like,
I'm not gonna, not gonna acknowledge.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Maybe I'll take her on a non day sometime. And
the lady was like Kevin, and then the ladies, oh
my god, like Ojo, what do you think of this spot?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Give me date vibes?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The restaurant, well, I have gone there with Chelsea alone.
I've gone there with Chelsea and the and the boys,
you know what I mean. So it can be both. Uh,
it's a very nice restaurant. It's it's not I would
call it romantic, but it can be.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Did you guys sit on the same side at the
table or how would you do that? That's awkward that time?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Really?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
So I can hear him if you touch you feeling,
I feel like you can get all.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Right, eight four four six six five six five four eight.
What's up, Kylie? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
But how are you?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
We're good, Kylie? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Good? Ken?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm not we are you have two we are single.
You have two single people who needed a massage and
we went together.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And yeah, the communication is key. What am I communicating?
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I feel like, why am I communicating something before? I
feel like it needs to be communicated, Like we don't
even know anything yet. Why am I already setting boundaries?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Well, you need to set boundaries if you don't think
that you're.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Gonna date or well I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I don't know yet, you know what I mean? Like,
that's not my intention. It couldn't be offering. If you
enter a situation you just want to hang out with
someone and he's automatically like, hey, before this goes anywhere,
I don't want to date anybody, Like, bro, we not
even I'm not even trying to date you.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Like, let's just relax, okay, Okay, I get it, Kye, Kylie.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Man, this guy has so many different definitions and explanations,
definitions and accusations.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We need we need a dictionary.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yes, false false, Thanks for the call, Kylie, have a
great morning. What's up Amy? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Good morning? How are you good?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What's happening? keV?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I love you, but I am cussing you out so
bad in my car right now.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Don't play with that girl's emotions, dude, don't don't kiss
her if you don't want that. You got my blood
pressure up this morning at six twenty two am.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
It was. It was a mere lah on the lips.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
On the cheek. It started on the cheek and no, sir, no,
And I've never gone and get a massage with anybody
besides my.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Fiance when we were dating.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
This was probably I want to say it was maybe
my second massage of my life.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm going to say my first massage.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I think it was a.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Couple of massage or you went separately.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
In individual rooms.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We were in individual rooms. Did they call it a
little less Yeah, but nobody.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't know that you buy two individual massages or
did you get the double massage?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I called it a couple of massage.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, he called it a couple of massages when I
when I went in, and that's how I said, may
have you ready for our couple's massage and.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Babe, you gotta have fun with life.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
You are.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's what the vibe called for. Amazing And I got
naked naked for your massage. Oh yeah, I lady. I
was like, can I take my draws off? She's like,
you can do whatever you want? Was like that, Uh,
what's going on? Justin? How you doing? Smojo on the
morning show?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What what's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Mojo?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Buddy?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, man, I can't mind gonna lie. They say maybe
I'm a dog. Bro. You are You know when you
when you when you when you said you want to
go on the massage, You ain't going on the stop show.
Best friend, my man, you know you know what's going
on in the fact you're trying to play it crazy
to give your wh.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You got to do better, man, You got you got
because I'll be rudined for you every morning. I'll be happy.
I can't know what to be talking about but today,
cause I ain't gonna lie to you. My brother. You
was on the day, bro.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
This is where the line is.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You was on the day. Bro. You kissed the good
night and everything.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't know why listen, I didn't I didn't touch anything.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Though, does that count My hands state above the.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Touch each other, so that means it's all like each other?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Are there? Aren't there levels to kissing?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Though?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It wasn't serious, you know what?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
But I'm saying, Arthur, I feel like if your hands
stay above the waist or they don't touch anything.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
First date, this is our first date, right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Not I'm not even gonna say it was our first day.
It was our first time.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know what we need? Can I be honest with you?
We need to get her definition.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Because we know you and live sprinting and everything. I
don't know what.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
In the morning probably was it was.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It was literally justin thanks buddy, what's up?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Turn your radio down?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh my bad, my bad, Hey cav don't let nobody
hand you this man, because look I did the same
thing a few weeks ago that they.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Were slipped out on me.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
And I mean a couple of massages. It was just
you know, get to.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Nowhere, man, Thank you? You know, and how did the
things go? Are you guys? Are you guys still.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Talking that little kids? It's just a welcoming kids. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Are you still talking to that girl? Are you are
you are you not hearing me, or you just don't
want to answer that question.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I heard you, mojn't look I communicate, you know, I
communicate with Maybe it's the same girl, poor girl.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I've been I've been playing in the snow since day one, and.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Unbelievable. This is why girls say that guys are listen. No, no, no,
don't think they ain't all you're doing the same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Come on, stop playing this, go both ways, all right,
it's Mojoe in the Morning Show.
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