January 6, 2026 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When do we stop saying Happy New Year? Now? Oh? Yeah,
do we? Are you sure? I mean I was saying
it yesterday. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I think that Happy New Year's like they go to
at least for like a week or yeah. Really, I mean,
is it the same time that you take down the
Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I think I'm keeping.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Really all the lights. I like the way I looks.
To me, this is two topics altogether. But the Christmas
tree adds a little light to the living room, which
is right when you can go get a lamp. Right,
But as far as New Year is concerned, it's a
nice thing to say to people. I like saying there's
(00:40):
some people I haven't seen from yesterday. I saw the
entire sales department for the first time. Happy New Year,
Happy New Year. There's some people I haven't seen.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't say it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't say it twice to people, like I don't
say Happy New Year twice.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But Happy New Year. It's a little late, frankly for
the Happy New Years. You know why just happened a
couple of weeks ago, right, Yeah, that's too long a
statue to limitations.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's kind of went out on the New Years three days.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Plenty three days. By the way, everything doesn't have to
be happy?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Why does everything have to be I loved that so
so much?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
What is there?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I will tell you this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
As far as the tree is concerned, my wife is
so you know, ain't overtentive and O C D and
clean and all the rest of the terms. She takes
that damn tree and everything down like the moment she
can like and I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm like, she's worse than target. When it comes to
move into the.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Next holiday, Dude, Michaels has Easter stuff out? What yes,
I was there yesterday. They have Easter stuff out. I
mean already Valentine's.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
If you're gonna have anything at all, you gotta have
Valentine stuff. But you know, you don't go with Easter.
Easter is like although it is in early Easter, isn't
it Like I.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Don't even know.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
My brain is not there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Four months from now eight four four Mojo Live.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
The phone number is eight four four six six five
six five four eight or text nine five five zero zero.
And if you have a comment that you want to
say on this one, you can just sex call me
and we'll do it. Look at this I'm I'm reading
some text messages. Here five eighty six says happy New
Year till at least the first pay period of Januar.
(02:27):
Another one here seven three four says happy New Year
when you see somebody for the first time.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What if I don't see them though until June?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Rat?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You know what I mean? Another texture here.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
As far as a tree is concerned, trees got to
stay up till little Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I know that's like a bag. That's a big Mexican holiday.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I believe, like a lot of my and then my
Cuban family members do. Like I think it's the Feast
of the Epiphany or something like that, the Feast of
the Three Kings.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What's up, Ashley?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You know people who keep their trees up all your wrong,
all your long time to decorate for each holiday or
like season.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, I thought you were gonna call up and say,
keV likes to have his tree up year round. People
who keep their trees up year round are sexually repressed.
I just just freak Kevin out of I don't think
fall in that make Kevin feel.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Like there's something like I'm like Chelsea, I put my
stuff away as soon as I possibly can after Christmas,
like this year, I was a couple days later it
was like the twenty eighth, Like that's how crazy I
am about it. But it does. The house does feel empty. Yeah,
it looks like we're about to move out because there's
like not stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And I'm not one of those I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I don't think I would consider myself to be a
personages has like like you just walk into some people's
house and they have stuff everywhere, Like as far as
quote unquote decorations, I'm not that person. But my front
room where the tree is, it does lack a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Looks empty.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, tree adds a little something to it. I don't
want to. I do like that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I like the tree from the sake of it gives
us something fun to have that's a little bit different
for you know, otherwise you just got the same old,
same old, But that.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Isn't fun come next Christmas when you've looked at it
all year.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Exactly depends on how you decorated though, Like I don't
have any ornaments. I bought a tree off Amazon and
just come pre lit up through a little little star
at the top that reflects off the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You know, you can switch it up if you won't.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
We have the lights on the outside of the house
and just a few. It wasn't much, you know, on there,
and Chelsea doesn't think that we should keep the lights on.
I like the lights on, like I like the Christmas
stuff up there, Like I say, till winter is you know,
is overweight.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I got lights in my living room. They not the
color lights. They like a little off white type of
vibit that's a little bana. It gives you a little bit. Yes,
what's up Morgan?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hi? Hi, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
It's breaking up?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Hi Morgan? Can you hear me? I can.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
How are you guys?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
New Year?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah? There you go? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
So I just went a text in.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
My dad kept his Christmas tree up for years, and
I mean like Christmas decorations, not decorating for the different holidays.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
And it took him not to come in and say.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
There ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, yeah, so have you. Uh And by the way,
that's a bad thing to do. By the way, did
dad not have was mom dead or something? Was Mom
not around?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Was she divorced?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No? So they've been divorced for almost that's.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
A dad thing, you know what I mean, the poor guy.
Leave the poor guy alone. He's got to decorate by himself.
He's probably depressed his health, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But oh yeah, absolutely no, no, it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Last year on social media there was the baseball player,
the guy who had a room for his tree, a
hidden door, a hidden wall.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I remember that. It was the most amazing thing I've
ever seen.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And he would open up the wall, put roll the
tree in there, and roll it back out. It was
like the greatest thing ever. What's up, Josh?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Hey, how's it going? First time?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Long term? Happy year, Josh happy?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
By the way, I'm saying happy New Year to everybody
as long as it's still January.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And by the way, today is the feast of the Epiphany,
the Three Kings.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Today is the day.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, it's time to eat. About the Christmas tree. About
the Christmas tree. Normally me and my wife we take
our Christmas tree down about after the first after the holiday,
and normally we sometimes we just take the whole tree,
take a couple of decorations off, just slap the whole
tree in the basement, don't break I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Just throw it in the basement. Nobody will know they
have a tree ground. You know what it is. Back
in the day, we used to have fake trees all
the time, you know, when I was a kid and stuff.
You couldn't have it that long, so you got rid
of the trees soon as the needles were just falling
all over the place. Now that we got these pre
leg fake trees, you know, it's it would be nice.
That's nice that you can actually fit it through the
(07:18):
door wall going down. Do you have to like squeeze
it and like scratch the walls and stuff? Or does
it fit all the way down?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Hey? Can I get a shout.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Out to go screw yourself? Yeah, Josh, go ahead, what
do you want to say?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Hey, shout out to you, Kevin Man. I'll keep the
tree up too, because we do got a new son.
A new son is about to be worn on the thirteenth.
His name is Joe.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I love you guys too.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Do you scratch the wall? All right, We'll talk to
you later. Take care about it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Here's to another year of pretending you like everybody you
work with. Happy New Year from Mojo in the Morning.
When do we stop saying Happy New Year? Now? Oh? Yeah,
do we? Are you sure? I mean I was saying
it yesterday. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I think that Happy New Year's like they go to
at least for like a week or yeah. Really, I mean,
is it the same time that you take down the
Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I think I'm keeping.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Really all the lights. I like the way I looks.
To me, this is two topics altogether. But the Christmas
tree adds a little light to the living room, which
is right when you can go get a lamp. Right,
But as far as New Year is concerned, it's a
nice thing to say to people. I like saying there's
(00:40):
some people I haven't seen from yesterday. I saw the
entire sales department for the first time. Happy New Year,
Happy New Year. There's some people I haven't seen.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't say it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't say it twice to people, like I don't
say Happy New Year twice.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But Happy New Year. It's a little late, frankly for
the Happy New Years. You know why just happened a
couple of weeks ago, right, Yeah, that's too long a
statue to limitations.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's kind of went out on the New Years three days.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Plenty three days. By the way, everything doesn't have to
be happy?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Why does everything have to be I loved that so
so much?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
What is there?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I will tell you this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
As far as the tree is concerned, my wife is
so you know, ain't overtentive and O C D and
clean and all the rest of the terms. She takes
that damn tree and everything down like the moment she
can like and I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm like, she's worse than target. When it comes to
move into the.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Next holiday, Dude, Michaels has Easter stuff out? What yes,
I was there yesterday. They have Easter stuff out. I
mean already Valentine's.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
If you're gonna have anything at all, you gotta have
Valentine stuff. But you know, you don't go with Easter.
Easter is like although it is in early Easter, isn't
it Like I.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Don't even know.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
My brain is not there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Four months from now eight four four Mojo Live.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
The phone number is eight four four six six five
six five four eight or text nine five five zero zero.
And if you have a comment that you want to
say on this one, you can just sex call me
and we'll do it. Look at this I'm I'm reading
some text messages. Here five eighty six says happy New
Year till at least the first pay period of Januar.
(02:27):
Another one here seven three four says happy New Year
when you see somebody for the first time.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What if I don't see them though until June?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Rat?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You know what I mean? Another texture here.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
As far as a tree is concerned, trees got to
stay up till little Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I know that's like a bag. That's a big Mexican holiday.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I believe, like a lot of my and then my
Cuban family members do. Like I think it's the Feast
of the Epiphany or something like that, the Feast of
the Three Kings.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What's up, Ashley?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You know people who keep their trees up all your wrong,
all your long time to decorate for each holiday or
like season.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, I thought you were gonna call up and say,
keV likes to have his tree up year round. People
who keep their trees up year round are sexually repressed.
I just just freak Kevin out of I don't think
fall in that make Kevin feel.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Like there's something like I'm like Chelsea, I put my
stuff away as soon as I possibly can after Christmas,
like this year, I was a couple days later it
was like the twenty eighth, Like that's how crazy I
am about it. But it does. The house does feel empty. Yeah,
it looks like we're about to move out because there's
like not stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And I'm not one of those I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I don't think I would consider myself to be a
personages has like like you just walk into some people's
house and they have stuff everywhere, Like as far as
quote unquote decorations, I'm not that person. But my front
room where the tree is, it does lack a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Looks empty.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, tree adds a little something to it. I don't
want to. I do like that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I like the tree from the sake of it gives
us something fun to have that's a little bit different
for you know, otherwise you just got the same old,
same old, But that.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Isn't fun come next Christmas when you've looked at it
all year.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Exactly depends on how you decorated though, Like I don't
have any ornaments. I bought a tree off Amazon and
just come pre lit up through a little little star
at the top that reflects off the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You know, you can switch it up if you won't.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
We have the lights on the outside of the house
and just a few. It wasn't much, you know, on there,
and Chelsea doesn't think that we should keep the lights on.
I like the lights on, like I like the Christmas
stuff up there, Like I say, till winter is you know,
is overweight.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I got lights in my living room. They not the
color lights. They like a little off white type of
vibit that's a little bana. It gives you a little bit. Yes,
what's up Morgan?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hi? Hi, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
It's breaking up?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Hi Morgan? Can you hear me? I can.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
How are you guys?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
New Year?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah? There you go? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
So I just went a text in.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
My dad kept his Christmas tree up for years, and
I mean like Christmas decorations, not decorating for the different holidays.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
And it took him not to come in and say.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
There ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, yeah, so have you. Uh And by the way,
that's a bad thing to do. By the way, did
dad not have was mom dead or something? Was Mom
not around?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Was she divorced?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No? So they've been divorced for almost that's.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
A dad thing, you know what I mean, the poor guy.
Leave the poor guy alone. He's got to decorate by himself.
He's probably depressed his health, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But oh yeah, absolutely no, no, it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Last year on social media there was the baseball player,
the guy who had a room for his tree, a
hidden door, a hidden wall.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I remember that. It was the most amazing thing I've
ever seen.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And he would open up the wall, put roll the
tree in there, and roll it back out. It was
like the greatest thing ever. What's up, Josh?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Hey, how's it going? First time?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Long term? Happy year, Josh happy?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
By the way, I'm saying happy New Year to everybody
as long as it's still January.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And by the way, today is the feast of the Epiphany,
the Three Kings.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Today is the day.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, it's time to eat. About the Christmas tree. About
the Christmas tree. Normally me and my wife we take
our Christmas tree down about after the first after the holiday,
and normally we sometimes we just take the whole tree,
take a couple of decorations off, just slap the whole
tree in the basement, don't break I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Just throw it in the basement. Nobody will know they
have a tree ground. You know what it is. Back
in the day, we used to have fake trees all
the time, you know, when I was a kid and stuff.
You couldn't have it that long, so you got rid
of the trees soon as the needles were just falling
all over the place. Now that we got these pre
leg fake trees, you know, it's it would be nice.
That's nice that you can actually fit it through the
(07:18):
door wall going down. Do you have to like squeeze
it and like scratch the walls and stuff? Or does
it fit all the way down?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Hey? Can I get a shout.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Out to go screw yourself? Yeah, Josh, go ahead, what
do you want to say?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Hey, shout out to you, Kevin Man. I'll keep the
tree up too, because we do got a new son.
A new son is about to be worn on the thirteenth.
His name is Joe.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I love you guys too.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Do you scratch the wall? All right, We'll talk to
you later. Take care about it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Here's to another year of pretending you like everybody you
work with. Happy New Year from Mojo in the Morning.
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