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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Mojo in the morning. Can I talk about
something that happened this morning that I wanted to bring
up as a general topic, But I want to also
tell you it's kind of a funny story. So in
the morning, I always go every single morning on my
way into work, I go to the Starbucks that's over
I think it's out like Southfield or whatever it's off
of or Northwestern Highway and Franklin Road or something like that,
(00:21):
and I get a coffee and I get my egg
white bites. Every day I pull up to the speaker
system and I pre order it, like at five am
when they first open. I pull up at five o
three and they go, hey, maw Joe, pull around Actually
like it's it even it's people, same people every single day. Well,
today I pull up to the window and the girl
(00:42):
that's there says, hey, how are you? And she's always
really upbeat and stuff, and I say, hey, so, what
are you doing for Thanksgiving? And she said something to
me that I didn't know how to react to. She said, well,
I'm doing nothing. I'm by myself. And I said what's
going on? And she goes. I was supposed to go
back to West Virginia to go visit my family. But
I'm working on Thanksgiving and it's too hard for me
(01:02):
to go back and stuff, so I'm going to be
by myself. So for a moment there, I thought, you
know what, I'm going to invite her to my Thanksgiving.
I'm going to tell her to come on over with me.
And well, I've done this. I've done this in the past.
I've done it where I've invited random people, everybody from
the radio station to honestly somebody that I would meet out.
(01:23):
And honestly, I'm not inviting I don't think anybody that's
going to like kill us. I'm really good. The problem
with this one was this girl is actually really attractive.
She's like twenty something years old and very very hot. Okay,
I did not invite her to my house. Why not?
Because I know if I bring her First off, I
(01:44):
say Chelse. Because I've done this in the past with Chelsea,
where I've invited people over. We've even did it as
a joke where we called her and said, guess who's
coming to Thanksgiving? And I remember we did Don Theodore.
I remember it was Don Theodore and his kids and stuff.
So I can just picture the doorbell ringing and me saying, Chelse,
I invited the girl from Starbucks over, the lady from
(02:05):
Starbucks over. I would probably not call her a girl,
because I would call her a lady. I invited this
woman from Starbucks over, and she'd ring the doorbell. We
would open the door and there's like a twenty two
years hair blowing.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
From the lights flowing.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And I am wiser now as I've gotten older in
the past. I would you know, I think nothing of it.
I think, why would she think anything dirty about that?
I am a nice, honest, Catholic boy. I'm not you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You talk it enough to know that you shouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So I thought about it enough to realize now that
I've gotten myself burned before and off of doing that
of you know, hey, you got to meet this person,
and next thing, you know, Chelsea sees this, you know,
beautiful model or something. So I would like you guys
to do me a favor. Will you go to the
Starbucks on the Northwestern Highway and invite.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
This girl over your.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I do always love hearing stories about the random people
that whomever's hosting Thanksgiving invite, and I Honestly, I love
those stories of like the people that didn't have anywhere
to go, so you know, all of a sudden, it's
the cashier at Kroger that shows up for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
This viral thing going around on social media. I want
to say it happened a couple of years ago, but
a grandmother was trying to send a text to someone.
She accidentally sent it to a very young man and
they've been doing Thanksgiving together ever since. I wanted. I
think it's like a ten years ago past ten years.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It honestly is one of the cutest stories around that
they became friends off of the random thing. That could
be Chelsea, that Chelsea, that could be Awes, that could
be what would happen here? Hold on a Laura wants
to make a comment.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Hi, Laura, Hi, you should invite her for Luke.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know, I thought about that, but Luke kind of
has a Luke kind of has like a lady friend
that he's been seeing. I don't know what it's story is, nothing,
no harm, can I tell you, Laura? Honestly, ten years ago,
Mojo would have invited her. I would have given her
my home address. Matter of fact, I probably would have
(04:12):
told her that she could stay the night. This I'm
ten years wiser, Laura. I'm ten years wiser in a
divorce attorney, hired from actually making mistakes like that. Ever again, Laura,
I won't do it anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
So.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I actually I actually almost wanted to say to her, Hey,
my buddy cam over at Kroger. No, I was gonna say,
I got meals. You know, we get's house, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Then you've got to ride home for Grandmama, and your.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Mind pretty killed two turkeys one step. Shannon's got a
good topic though. Who's the most random person that you
ever had come to your Thanksgiving dinner? We'll do that,
oh man, no random soon nob gotta be president of
do you So? Do you know that our family Thanksgiving
for years has always been the one off at the
(05:05):
radio station. I mean we've had engineers that have been over,
We've had promotions, you know people, We've had DJs from
the rock station, like we've had this all the time.
The funniest thing is, you know how bad I am
with names? You know how I am like I don't
know half the time people's names. Like I kind of
have an idea, like you know what I mean? And
I actually wouldn't even know what their name was, and
(05:27):
I go, chelse to somebody coming over. But here's the deal.
When they come over, you got to ask them what
their name is. I don't even know their name?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Or am I making this up that your your mom
and dad did? Your mom did that growing up.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So we used to call our house the Little Manger
because my mom and dad would invite people to our house.
And this is no joke. They would stay with us
for like weeks and months and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Slattery is there?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
What the hell? That is such a great.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
It's real.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh my god, who's the the thirty eighth president of
the United States?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So as far as he goes, that's unreal.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But my so, my mom and dad we would have
Thanksgiving or our big night was Christmas Eve. We would
always have Christmas Eve celebration and Christmas Day was kind
of a low key day in our house. And Christmas
Eve we would be all in the basement together, little
Tommy and his fat boobs running.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Remember d Yeah, I would have like the dance party
going and stuff, and all of a sudden I look
up and there's a strange man. My mom and dad
had no clue that these people were wanted by the law.
Looking at you, what's up, Amanda?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Good morning, you guys, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Lo Joe? You definitely should have invited her so you
and Chelsea can get a little bit of an.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Idea of what it's like to have a daughter, since
you guys only have boys.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Can I tell you it would honestly be wonderful to
have her that, But I got to tell you, Chelsea
would only think the illness intentions of me. I think
if I did.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
It, that just means you've been out here being a
dirty dog.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I think that that might be. I think I might
be a dirty dog.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
But I got them, get them, please off.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Can I be honest, though, she's this girl like every
time I go through she seems like the nicest person.
Like I'm not joking that all the people that work
at that Starbucks actually have really turned out to be
like good people. You kind of talk to him and stuff.
There's one girl there just lost her mom and she's
taking care of the whole family and stuff. I'm not
hearing all their stories, but I will. I'll be honest
with you. I feel horrible about the fact that she's
(07:43):
not got anywhere to go for thanks.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
To Yeah, so you should just go back today.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And what I'm hoping is we got a lot of
guys that listen to this show that are rich dudes
that drive like really nice cars. Go over there and
what's up, Lisa? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm good? How are you? First time calling?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
What's up Lisa?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Okay? So my husband was in the Army and we
were stationed in Germany, and he said, I'm gonna go
pick up He's going to go in to pick up
a couple of buddies on the base for Thanksgiving. I
had never this was my first type piking Thanksgiving. Next thing,
you know, he comes back with a car load, all
crammed in this folkswagon. But he said, I gotta go
(08:29):
back and get more. They don't got nowhere to go either.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
So we made like three trips.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
We had a little turkey, but we all made the
best of it, had the best time ever, and no
one felt alone.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
So it's gay.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's amazing, you know what that is? By the way,
that is honestly what a true American hero guy fighting
for our country and his wife would do. That's awesome, great,
that you guys do that great, Thank you, Lisa. Hold on,
Marvin the Lyft drivers on with us right now? What's up?
Marvin the Lyft driver.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Going on? Guys, what's happening, buddy, good good morning.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I was going to ask, too, you got me more
those Thanksgiving dinners today?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Actually, I'm wondering where are all the people that are
coming to our thing? We have not we have like
a studio audience in too. These are our friends from Carver. Yeah,
bring them in, bring in the listeners. What's up, Marvin?
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I'm saying I would have came to the dinner if
you're having in Rochester. But anyway, I was gonna say
my sister when she comes in town. She was like, oh,
I'm coming to town with Thanksgiving, you know. I said, Okay,
that's fine, of course, you know she want to come
over my house. I was, but yeah, come on, no problem.
She brings about fifteen and did they'd be random, They'd
(09:42):
be random. I'm was like, why do you where do
you people come? Wa?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, I was talking to I was talking to my friend
and she was the wondering when I was eating. So
I was like well, I'm going to my brother's house,
so you want to come.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh my god. You know what, though you're a good guy,
you don't turn them away.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
No? I don't no. And I was gonna say to Dan,
you get your.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Stop my entire day.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What a guy, Marvin, you're good. Anna wasn't feeling good
yesterday and she got a drop off of werners and
it was from Marvin the lyft driver. Marvin, I got
one last task for you. Will you drive Kev's grandmama
and my to Thanksgiving? Will you lift them to Thanksgiving?
I will?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
But I think Kevin got an issue with that. I
don't think you want that. I think he wants somebody
family to take her problem.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
All right, buddy, I love you man. I'll talk to
you later, Marvin. If you're in the area, Marvin, stop over,
stop over and swing by the radio station. Okay, come on,
you can come by. All right, we'll be right back
with more. We're gonna meet some of our listeners that
are here for our Thanksgiving. Thank you to Kroger, thank
you to the Rochester Banquets. We'll be right back. Don't
(11:06):
go anywhere
Hey, it's Mojo in the morning. Can I talk about
something that happened this morning that I wanted to bring
up as a general topic, But I want to also
tell you it's kind of a funny story. So in
the morning, I always go every single morning on my
way into work, I go to the Starbucks that's over
I think it's out like Southfield or whatever it's off
of or Northwestern Highway and Franklin Road or something like that,
(00:21):
and I get a coffee and I get my egg
white bites. Every day I pull up to the speaker
system and I pre order it, like at five am
when they first open. I pull up at five o
three and they go, hey, maw Joe, pull around Actually
like it's it even it's people, same people every single day. Well,
today I pull up to the window and the girl
(00:42):
that's there says, hey, how are you? And she's always
really upbeat and stuff, and I say, hey, so, what
are you doing for Thanksgiving? And she said something to
me that I didn't know how to react to. She said, well,
I'm doing nothing. I'm by myself. And I said what's
going on? And she goes. I was supposed to go
back to West Virginia to go visit my family. But
I'm working on Thanksgiving and it's too hard for me
(01:02):
to go back and stuff, so I'm going to be
by myself. So for a moment there, I thought, you
know what, I'm going to invite her to my Thanksgiving.
I'm going to tell her to come on over with me.
And well, I've done this. I've done this in the past.
I've done it where I've invited random people, everybody from
the radio station to honestly somebody that I would meet out.
(01:23):
And honestly, I'm not inviting I don't think anybody that's
going to like kill us. I'm really good. The problem
with this one was this girl is actually really attractive.
She's like twenty something years old and very very hot. Okay,
I did not invite her to my house. Why not?
Because I know if I bring her First off, I
(01:44):
say Chelse. Because I've done this in the past with Chelsea,
where I've invited people over. We've even did it as
a joke where we called her and said, guess who's
coming to Thanksgiving? And I remember we did Don Theodore.
I remember it was Don Theodore and his kids and stuff.
So I can just picture the doorbell ringing and me saying, Chelse,
I invited the girl from Starbucks over, the lady from
(02:05):
Starbucks over. I would probably not call her a girl,
because I would call her a lady. I invited this
woman from Starbucks over, and she'd ring the doorbell. We
would open the door and there's like a twenty two
years hair blowing.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
From the lights flowing.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And I am wiser now as I've gotten older in
the past. I would you know, I think nothing of it.
I think, why would she think anything dirty about that?
I am a nice, honest, Catholic boy. I'm not you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You talk it enough to know that you shouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So I thought about it enough to realize now that
I've gotten myself burned before and off of doing that
of you know, hey, you got to meet this person,
and next thing, you know, Chelsea sees this, you know,
beautiful model or something. So I would like you guys
to do me a favor. Will you go to the
Starbucks on the Northwestern Highway and invite.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
This girl over your.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I do always love hearing stories about the random people
that whomever's hosting Thanksgiving invite, and I Honestly, I love
those stories of like the people that didn't have anywhere
to go, so you know, all of a sudden, it's
the cashier at Kroger that shows up for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
This viral thing going around on social media. I want
to say it happened a couple of years ago, but
a grandmother was trying to send a text to someone.
She accidentally sent it to a very young man and
they've been doing Thanksgiving together ever since. I wanted. I
think it's like a ten years ago past ten years.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It honestly is one of the cutest stories around that
they became friends off of the random thing. That could
be Chelsea, that Chelsea, that could be Awes, that could
be what would happen here? Hold on a Laura wants
to make a comment.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Hi, Laura, Hi, you should invite her for Luke.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know, I thought about that, but Luke kind of
has a Luke kind of has like a lady friend
that he's been seeing. I don't know what it's story is, nothing,
no harm, can I tell you, Laura? Honestly, ten years ago,
Mojo would have invited her. I would have given her
my home address. Matter of fact, I probably would have
(04:12):
told her that she could stay the night. This I'm
ten years wiser, Laura. I'm ten years wiser in a
divorce attorney, hired from actually making mistakes like that. Ever again, Laura,
I won't do it anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
So.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I actually I actually almost wanted to say to her, Hey,
my buddy cam over at Kroger. No, I was gonna say,
I got meals. You know, we get's house, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Then you've got to ride home for Grandmama, and your.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Mind pretty killed two turkeys one step. Shannon's got a
good topic though. Who's the most random person that you
ever had come to your Thanksgiving dinner? We'll do that,
oh man, no random soon nob gotta be president of
do you So? Do you know that our family Thanksgiving
for years has always been the one off at the
(05:05):
radio station. I mean we've had engineers that have been over,
We've had promotions, you know people, We've had DJs from
the rock station, like we've had this all the time.
The funniest thing is, you know how bad I am
with names? You know how I am like I don't
know half the time people's names. Like I kind of
have an idea, like you know what I mean? And
I actually wouldn't even know what their name was, and
(05:27):
I go, chelse to somebody coming over. But here's the deal.
When they come over, you got to ask them what
their name is. I don't even know their name?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Or am I making this up that your your mom
and dad did? Your mom did that growing up.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So we used to call our house the Little Manger
because my mom and dad would invite people to our house.
And this is no joke. They would stay with us
for like weeks and months and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Slattery is there?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
What the hell? That is such a great.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
It's real.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh my god, who's the the thirty eighth president of
the United States?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So as far as he goes, that's unreal.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But my so, my mom and dad we would have
Thanksgiving or our big night was Christmas Eve. We would
always have Christmas Eve celebration and Christmas Day was kind
of a low key day in our house. And Christmas
Eve we would be all in the basement together, little
Tommy and his fat boobs running.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Remember d Yeah, I would have like the dance party
going and stuff, and all of a sudden I look
up and there's a strange man. My mom and dad
had no clue that these people were wanted by the law.
Looking at you, what's up, Amanda?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Good morning, you guys, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Lo Joe? You definitely should have invited her so you
and Chelsea can get a little bit of an.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Idea of what it's like to have a daughter, since
you guys only have boys.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Can I tell you it would honestly be wonderful to
have her that, But I got to tell you, Chelsea
would only think the illness intentions of me. I think
if I did.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
It, that just means you've been out here being a
dirty dog.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I think that that might be. I think I might
be a dirty dog.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
But I got them, get them, please off.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Can I be honest, though, she's this girl like every
time I go through she seems like the nicest person.
Like I'm not joking that all the people that work
at that Starbucks actually have really turned out to be
like good people. You kind of talk to him and stuff.
There's one girl there just lost her mom and she's
taking care of the whole family and stuff. I'm not
hearing all their stories, but I will. I'll be honest
with you. I feel horrible about the fact that she's
(07:43):
not got anywhere to go for thanks.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
To Yeah, so you should just go back today.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And what I'm hoping is we got a lot of
guys that listen to this show that are rich dudes
that drive like really nice cars. Go over there and
what's up, Lisa? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm good? How are you? First time calling?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
What's up Lisa?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Okay? So my husband was in the Army and we
were stationed in Germany, and he said, I'm gonna go
pick up He's going to go in to pick up
a couple of buddies on the base for Thanksgiving. I
had never this was my first type piking Thanksgiving. Next thing,
you know, he comes back with a car load, all
crammed in this folkswagon. But he said, I gotta go
(08:29):
back and get more. They don't got nowhere to go either.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
So we made like three trips.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
We had a little turkey, but we all made the
best of it, had the best time ever, and no
one felt alone.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
So it's gay.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's amazing, you know what that is? By the way,
that is honestly what a true American hero guy fighting
for our country and his wife would do. That's awesome, great,
that you guys do that great, Thank you, Lisa. Hold on,
Marvin the Lyft drivers on with us right now? What's up?
Marvin the Lyft driver.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Going on? Guys, what's happening, buddy, good good morning.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I was going to ask, too, you got me more
those Thanksgiving dinners today?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Actually, I'm wondering where are all the people that are
coming to our thing? We have not we have like
a studio audience in too. These are our friends from Carver. Yeah,
bring them in, bring in the listeners. What's up, Marvin?
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I'm saying I would have came to the dinner if
you're having in Rochester. But anyway, I was gonna say
my sister when she comes in town. She was like, oh,
I'm coming to town with Thanksgiving, you know. I said, Okay,
that's fine, of course, you know she want to come
over my house. I was, but yeah, come on, no problem.
She brings about fifteen and did they'd be random, They'd
(09:42):
be random. I'm was like, why do you where do
you people come? Wa?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, I was talking to I was talking to my friend
and she was the wondering when I was eating. So
I was like well, I'm going to my brother's house,
so you want to come.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh my god. You know what, though you're a good guy,
you don't turn them away.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
No? I don't no. And I was gonna say to Dan,
you get your.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Stop my entire day.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What a guy, Marvin, you're good. Anna wasn't feeling good
yesterday and she got a drop off of werners and
it was from Marvin the lyft driver. Marvin, I got
one last task for you. Will you drive Kev's grandmama
and my to Thanksgiving? Will you lift them to Thanksgiving?
I will?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
But I think Kevin got an issue with that. I
don't think you want that. I think he wants somebody
family to take her problem.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
All right, buddy, I love you man. I'll talk to
you later, Marvin. If you're in the area, Marvin, stop over,
stop over and swing by the radio station. Okay, come on,
you can come by. All right, we'll be right back
with more. We're gonna meet some of our listeners that
are here for our Thanksgiving. Thank you to Kroger, thank
you to the Rochester Banquets. We'll be right back. Don't
(11:06):
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