Who Messed with Santa's Sleigh?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I got a couple of things I wanted to talk
about before I get into what's next on the show.
I want to mention Breaking and Entering Christmas, wish you
can see him live in the morning, and then of
course the nice videos that are put together right afterwards
that Tristan does for us. Tristan and Bianca do a
nice job getting out there with our promo team. Why

(00:22):
is it that the Mojo in the Morning Breaking and
Entering Christmas Sleigh? I parked next to it today. I
parked in the parking lot next to it. Why is
the create which, by the way, thank you to Zott.
We love those guys. Our buddy Steve Gabbara, Santa Steve.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Why where I haven't seen it yet? Where is it?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's parked. It's parked in the lot across I just
want you. It's parked in the lot next to the
dumstairs and the normal. Oh so I parked next to
it today and it's got magnets on it.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I thought we were wrapping the thing like we do
every single year, like we wrap that thing.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, we were supposed to get it wrapped ahead every
set in stone, and then we decided that we are
going to wrap other vehicles that need it more.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, then what wrap one of those vehicles and have
it say breaking and entering Christmas wish?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
And then guess what, we don't have to wrap another
vehicle every single year.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
You do something that's more cost effective, and we put
those like Christmas lights on it. You know those cars
that come around with the Christmas lights all over. Okay, wait,
that's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Those are so fun. I heard that's not legal. Well
all the time, no.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Act, we are delivering to sick children.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, showing.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
That would be and that's right. By the way, you
cannot have red and blue lights on your car.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
It will do green, or we'll do orange, We'll do purple,
pink whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Orange is not really Christmas y, but green purple. Our
studio colors was purple. That's perfect. Well it put a
little boat on top, that'd be perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
But can we go back to something real quick. I'm
complaining and I want to finish my complaint here. I
told you that that sweeper said, Mojo is going to
give you his opinion. My opinion is we got magnets
on this thing this year. It looks like honestly, it
looks like a half assed car. It looks like the
century twenty one guy that lives down the street from
my house.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's got like the half assed men. My neighbor really
does put that on his neighbor.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
My neighbor's got the little magnet on it. I'm like, listen, buddy,
I'm not selling or letting you sell my house. You
can't even get a mag or a car wrapped. You
got a magnet on the side of your car.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Well, I'm telling you the car is not gonna get
wrapped this year. So the next best thing is some
purple lights on it.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I promise you can look at it.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Does it matter?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's about what yeah, do it right? It is the
vehicle that is delivering the joy.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Don't even get me started. Really, truly, if I say
something that it just.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Wouldn't let me say.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You say that, I can say, oh huh, it's not.
It's not about the size of the ship. It's the
motion of the ocean.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I disagree with that. I don't know what I want
to say.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
To someone's house. Like having a fun car all decorated
does make a difference.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It does. It looks in the video.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Small for as well, like it's just fun.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
It looks good in a video in the video viral
moments you know now and Steve gave us this really
nice vehicle, and it would be nice if zod Ford
had a nice little wrap on the things.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I've got the answer.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
We need it. Here's the deal. Sometimes I think you
protect me from things too much, Lydia.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
You sometimes didn't say it I know about anything.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
She didn't tell me anything, and I and then I
got to see it in the parking lot. And what
has to happen is you got to let me know
when when somebody changes plans on this, so that I
can get old mojo out of me. I can get
all crazy and complaining and on your plate. Called Bob
Pittman and say, Bob, they're they're doing they're messing with us.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
My job, in Tony's job is to protect you and
to make sure you're not always overwhelmed with things that
you don't have to worry about.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I want to see him throw a stapler.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
The problem is no, I can't do it in this
studio because we got glass. The problem with me getting
overwhelmed with it is I get overwhelmed at four am
when I pull in the parking lot and I see
the magnet of the car.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I saw that. I walk over to the thing and
I do this one. I didn't even notice that it
was there.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
No, the breaking and entering one is already peeling off
the car. It looks really bad.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Can I say what grinds my gears is when people
in the building ask me why we even need it?
And that's what drove me nuts.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Aus guess what Mojo wants it?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's right, that's why I want it actually, And we're
helping the community out.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
We're doing we're doing great things. I saw the Jays
Junior setup on Crystal Story. They got a lot going on.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Private Jones out here. We wanted a little car reps.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Don't get me going, guys, that's great what they're doing.
I thought you're trying to protect me now my whooet pressure.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, it is great that they're doing that. However, I
think about our show and I think about the stuff
that we require, and it's not that much.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
We're not asking for a lot, and we don't we
don't even pay for the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Steve gives it to us at Dot. All we got
to do is get a wrap. Any people, by the way,
that is there anybody listening that wraps cars? If you
wrap cars, I will give you a free mention on
the radio.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm pretty sure has has like a detail shop. Don't
they do car reps?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Solicit?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Please?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I will.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I will go on the air and I will personally
be you. I will make you the official wrap of
the Mojo in the morning, breaking and Entering Christmas with
I will? Can you?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
And I my wife? I know I say my wife
would not bet.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I was talking about the donor.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
But let me explain real quick what what we need.
If you do it, if you wrap our breaking and
entering Christmas sleigh for us, and if you can do
it fast, we can also through breaking and entering, which
is a five oh one C three, give you whatever
the price of that is as like a donation. I
think I think I can ask our tax guys if
we can write that off or let you write that off?

(05:34):
All right, So Mojo's wish dot Org send your letters
to us. I took care of business. I took care
of the stuff. It took me till I can I
be honest with you. It's been simmering with me since
this morning when I got in here at five thirty,
like I saw I parked next to the thing. I
walked by the thing five times. I'm like, what, like

(05:55):
in years past, we've always had nice, a nice wrapped car.
I wonder what, because I saw him pull in there
and then you didn't come in here for Steve Gabara,
I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
send it to the client. I'm gonna say, Steve, how
do you like this?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
If I told you the promo girls yesterday? I had
to put them on because they were still left in
a bucket that they came in.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
But that's why they screwed up and take so I know, don't.
All right, let me get to the next topic. Let
me get let me get to Shannon and uh I
think we just stay here.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I mean, this is what the people want. Really, Oh,
when you get mad, it's kind of funny. All right? Then,
Well did we tease on the Instagram channels topic? You
can do it tomorrow. What else are you mad about? Mojo?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
No, the only thing And I have not had a
mad moment in a while because I've been really good.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
This has been a great year for the show.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
It's been a great year for me personally with you know,
everything that happened in October.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
But we're ending the year on a bad note. And
we're ending the year right now.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Stomp your feet where Remember when Norm was the agent,
I would have to say Norm.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I would call Norma up, and Norman go call Nick. Naw,
you do that, and then he'll go nobody calls my children.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, And then Nick would go, why didn't you just
come down to me in the office, And I go, Nick,
because you don't want an angry me coming into your office.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I Uh, you'd rather deal with Norm with Norman on this.
So who's uh, who's the blame? Who's the decision maker?
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Now we're stirring the pod a little too much. I
just here's my thing. No, I'm not fake mad, I'm
mad mad. I want it.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I wanted it to I wanted it to be a
like it because didn't we wrap it last year?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
We did every year before we've had it wrapped.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
It pisses me off. Why did you pick up your phone?
Who are you calling? I'm calling up the client, calling
up Stevie g I'm gonna say to Steve, he's gotta
know a guy gonna he's a Caldan. He knows everybody.
He does. See if you record your name and reason
for calling, I'll see if this person is available. I

(08:05):
got it. Steve's screening his calls. Now.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Hey, Steve Gabara, it's Mojo calling up to say what's
going on? Will you please answer my call? He's got
it like an AI screener. Did you notice that.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I've never seen that or heard that before. I don't know.
This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Wait, maybe he has that thing on his iPhone where
it blocks unknown numbers.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Please stay on the line.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Steve's guy is on this guy's high tech. Now, this
is crazy.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Does he do that when you call Kevin or does
he go with.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Steve? Why is that that answers your call? Steve? You
have a you have a secretary now that answers your calls?
Did you know that?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (08:51):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
What is what is the person's name?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't know, but she sounded very friendly.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Uh hey, real quick, see Steve, thank you by the
way for the breaking and entering Christmas Wish explorer. That
we're using our sleigh, that we're using to deliver. Yes,
wouldn't it be perfect if it was wrapped and not
with magnets.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
So now you drag me into a political storm of opinions.
But yes, so yes, it would be amazing if it
was wrapped instead of magnets. But you know, we got
to talk with the iHeart Promotions.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Team on here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You got to be the guy to complain your opinion
goes way further than mine because you are a paid advertiser.
Can you please make a phone call today for me
and just say, hey, why can't we not wrap this thing?
And then let's find some guy that can wrap it,
and let's wrap it. Let's get it done.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
That's fair.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
I will not air the dirty laundry.

Speaker 8 (09:53):
On the air, ironically, but I just want to say that,
regardless of my opinion on.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
The wrapping, I love iHeart breaking and entering.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
Okay, so let me get that.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Out of the way now, I'll call Colleen said and
then and then the second thing that I have to
tell you is did you know that you gave Kevin
an F one fifty without a car starter on it?

Speaker 7 (10:15):
So here's the thing that's absolutely incorrect.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
What happened was or What had happened was Kevin was not.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
Properly educated on how to use the car starter, and
he waited.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
Months to bring it up. Like if you had said
to me on the second day, hey see, where's my
car starter and said.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Hey, Kevi, let's not we work it. So it does
have a car starter on it.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
Okay, I absolutely have a car start.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
How do you use it?

Speaker 5 (10:35):
And the reason why I didn't bring it up because
it wasn't cold when I got the car. It wasn't important.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
It is very cold out there. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Conan would never stity out there.

Speaker 9 (10:50):
Yeah, so I would never put Kevin in a beautiful
four f one fifty was out a car starter, however,
apparently wouldn't them in one and not teach them.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
How to use it. So that's on us. Okay, we're
gonna do it. Can we do a nice social media
post about how to use your car starter?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Toup? I like that?

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Hold on if we upgrade to the platinum, when we
can do that? Hey, hold on? Sam is on with
us right now? Sam, what are you calling for?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You're on with Mojo in the Morning and Steve e
g Steve Cabara from zod Ford and Holly.

Speaker 10 (11:22):
Well Good morning, Mojo in the morning, morning.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Morning body. At first, how are you good morning?

Speaker 10 (11:27):
All right, good, good good, Okay, I'm calling from Legends Handwash.
So what we do is we wrap cars and I
just I just heard that you're looking for somebody to
wrap a sleep and I was.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
You know what I can make that happen.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Do you think that you can do it without us
having to actually fork over cash? Like I'll do plugs
on the radio for it every time we do a
breaking entering Christmas wsh.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Honestly, I would love to that's that would be.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
A great donation to help out families throughout the area. Sam, Sam,
how fast can you wrap?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
You think like? I mean you're yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
I mean it's a day or two around.

Speaker 10 (12:00):
I gotta look at it and I'll let you know
exactly how long I'll need and when I could put
it back on the road.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Lady'll drop it off on Thursday and pick it up
on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Where are you located, Sam, I'm located Borderline, Detroit, Dearborn.
Let me ask you a quick question, Sam, you guys
do wrap on cars, what else do you do?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Plug it? Go ahead? You got free airs.

Speaker 10 (12:25):
Honestly, I'll be honest with you. I do wraps only
for my personal cards, but I heard what you guys
were doing. We actually do details, buffing, waxing, sense, all
that stuff, crapping.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
I do it for my own cars only.

Speaker 10 (12:37):
And I heard that you guys want to give back
to the community, and I'll be more than happy to
give back as well.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's awesome, Sam, Man, Sam is the man. Sam. That
is incredible. I want you.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I want you to know that we love you, buddy
for listening. How long you've been a listener of the show.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Hey, I've been a listener for years, but first time caller.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yes, Sam, hold on, I'm gonna have you talk to
Lydia and she will work everything out and we will
get you guys your proper due on the radio. But
if you help us out, you will be not only
helping us, but you'll be helping out all of the
you know, thousands of people that we grant Christmas wishes for.

Speaker 7 (13:15):
Well do We'll do.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I'm happy about this.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I appreciate you, buddy. Hold on one second, Sam, Hey Lisa,
what's up?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Tom Ooh, I'm getting my real name pulled on me.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yes, Hi, Lisa, It's time for the Grinch to go home?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Am I being a grinch?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
You are?

Speaker 8 (13:37):
What is the reason for the season's car rap?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, season, it doesn't look as I like. I'm sorry,
but I like the clean look of the car wrap.
And somebody tried to hide this from me, and I
think it was Lydia. She was hiding it to protect me,
thinking that I wouldn't see the vehicle. And I saw
it this morning and I was a little upset when
I saw it. I would have saw it in the

(14:02):
promo pictures and the videos that we post, but they
hit the vehicle from me. I want to make sure
Steve Gabar gets proper ruin Santa.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
It does for Santa. Do you remember the sleigh from Elf?
Remember Santa Sleigh?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
How beautiful that sleigh was and it didn't have the
proper magic in it. We need to make ours magical. Okay, Yes,
we need to have it wrapped. Okay, Am I am.
I at least being heard right now. I just want
to be heard. That's all I want is to be heard.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
I think everyone heard you.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Lisa said hi to Steve g Steve Gabbara from zod Ford.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
I Steve, you do a wonderful thing.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
All year long.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
Thank you for your contribution. Well hello Lisa, and thank
you for.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
The kind words.

Speaker 8 (14:54):
But it would not be possible without our friends.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
Here on Mojo in the Morning. Because this is the
time of the year. I cry every time I listen
to the radio, so I.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
Can't help it. We've got to support it.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Love you, Steve, Thank you, Love you guys. Lisa. We're
leaving now, Okay, have a good day, all right.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
You guys have a good day too.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
If you missed any portion of today's show, you can
go listen to the podcast. They're available on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you get your podcast. Santa Steve, give
us a ho ho ho to say goodbye.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
I'll go with a whole ho ho and a merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
All. Isn't that beautiful? What a guy? We love you, Steve,