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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning show. Cavi is getting called
out for the group on Still Around. I don't even know.
I feel like it should be.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Anytime you can give people a discount or a deal
and some of their favorite activities or excursions.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Why not except for the one that you got you
got called out for using a gap.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Man, So this is I was having a conversation with
some people and we were talking about skydiving, and I
guess they're going out of town and they're like, yeah,
we're figuring out what to do. I think we want
to go sky diving. And I told them about my
horrific skydiving excursion and I won't go too far into that,
but I was so excited to go skydiving my first time,
(00:41):
and my experience wasn't as advertised. So they start getting
into well where did you go? And I couldn't remember.
I'm like, oh, somewhere up north, somewhere I've never been before,
so I'm never heard of. And they're like potasking.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's like there's only three places you can actually go.
I'm like, it's not either of these cities that you
keep mentioning. It I know it's not turned out to
be Foulerville, Michigan. That's where I went, okay, And then
I'm like, okay, well how did you find out about it?
I'm like, the girl got it off of like a
group on, and they're like, you got skydiving tickets a
group of Well that's why you think about this.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Guy like buying condoms at the Dollar store.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Of them, By the way, that might be the greatest analogy.
I'm the worst of the analogy. Shannon might be the
greatest with the analogies.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I cannot believe you did that.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Why though, are there places that you just cannot accept
the discount.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Or a group of Honestly, I think if they're if
you're getting an anna, you can attest to this. If
you're going to get a major treatment done on your face,
like a micro needoling or a laser peel or something,
I am not going to a place simply because they
have a group on that is my face.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's interesting. That's way really, because I think a lot
of hair and make in you know, facial places and stuff.
I think a lot of them have used it as
an opportunity to get you in the very first time
you feel uncomfortable using.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Absolutely not. No, I'm only going somewhere that I know
somebody has gone before me.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
People offer me, like we call it exchange of services,
like oh, if you post a video for me, I'll
do your hair for free. I said yes one time,
and I lost so much hair. Wow, I swear I'll
never do it again.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's funny. So they they did a bad job because
they were probably so new, you think.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, it was like something where they had to
braid it and they played it way too tight and
I left with like a ball spot on my head.
Same with this, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But they are reputable companies that are on Groupon. The
thought that there's just all these bootleg or ghetto ass
companies on Group. I know there are some legit ass
companies on there, all right, so let me Salveline. That's
where I get my little change. They're on groupon.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, you don't trust that, so so real quick, real quick.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And by the way, eight four to four Mojoe Live.
I want to hear your thoughts on this particular you know,
conversation that we're having right now. I want to know
what happened, Like you said, you fell out of the sky, so.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
I went so.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
First off, I've never been a follerville as far as
hell apparently. So I'm driving up there, I see tall
ass grass. I'm like, man, to be so deep, so
dope to do like a corn's get lost in a corn.
I've never done that before. Go there at the sky's
a little ground, Like, man, how beautiful will it be
if it's like started raining right now, a little drizzle
or something like that. Now, when they tell you the land,
they tell you to stick your legs up and slide in.
(03:26):
Don't come straight down on your legs. My research, prior
to my experience, more people break their legs during skydiving
and people who have actually died, So that was a fear.
Those three things are working. We ten thousand feet in
the air. I'm chilling the pilot like it's a storm
over there. It's about ten minutes south. We should be good.
What I'm gonna say, you know what I mean, you're
the expert.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I jump out the damn airplay right, I'm going down.
It's all fun and games until they pull a shoot
and then it's like you're just waiting to land for
an hour, and it's like anything could go wrong. The
dude on my back, I'm doing tandem. He like, we're
not gonna l we're supposed to. We're gonna go over
there because the storm is coming faster again, What the
hell I'm gonna say?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm like, okay, bet.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
We're going down. All of a sudden, when snatches the parachute,
we slide to the right.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We're coming down like a missile. So fall in my mind,
I'm like, I can't slide down like they told me
to beause I'm a bang on my tailbone gonna break.
So at the last minute, shoot out my legs. Boom bag.
I land in the back. All I hear is the
dude who's behind me. I'm like, are you okay? Like
we get up tall grass. I don't know where the
hell we at. I'm like, which way should we go?
He like, there's a light pole, Let's go this way.
(04:33):
Kicking out our legs because I'm walking through poison ivy.
I don't know what the hell is going on. We
start walking, finally hit a road. This lady pull up
like in a gold wind, start dirty as hell in
the back.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
She slide over the door.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
She slapped over the door She was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
My god, I saw y'all fall from behind my house
and y'all never over there. I left my kids with
my mom and I came to get you on She
drove us back to.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
The spot, the Nevada sky Down.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I could have died. Did you say, did you say
I got it on a group?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
I know?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I said I should have paid a go bro.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Also, the way that you told that story was spectacular.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
That was excellent.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
By the way, give them Resa, what's up?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah? I used all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Is it still around?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Yes, I just.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Bought a DJ's membership yesterday fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You got a DJ not that?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And Sam Club?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
I got a Sam Club membership for twenty five all right?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Now, See, I would I would buy that. I would
buy that because it's not going to destroy my face,
my hair, my life.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Reesa. Would you would you skydive with a groupon?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
No, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
No, but ry right, circus and different things, restaurants, Yeah,
but yeah, don't put my life in jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm not doing that now they're doing it. Thank you
for the call. What's up, Carol?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
How you doing good, good well, Shannon, I did. My
daughters both bought me one one for a micro grazing
on my face, and I went.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I got home.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
My dad and husband thought I'd gotten a bad high exce.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Not buy medspot treatments. No, no, no, I was.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
So I looked in the mirror and I caused my daughter,
go Crystal.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
All they're like, if they needed to put it on
group on, they don't have enough customers because they're not good.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
But I have to tell you, though, there are some
places that that's how they get their business rolling. And
I'm gonna give all fairness to this one. And the
only reason I'm giving all fairness is some people may
say if you're advertising on the radio, is not great,
but it's a way to get advertising.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
That is a fair statement.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And I'm gonna and so I don't want to say
all things, you know, and groupon like I wouldn't do
it if it's like buy one, you get buy one,
get one free, like I would do it if they
get a little bit of money off of the thing,
and then you your fair thing that you have to
do is go in and see what the place looks like,
check it out.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
On you know, online and reviews.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And don't don't look it on social media.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Well, you've got to go to a lot of different
places for reviews and kind of formulate an opinion because
a lot of reviews are no a.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Friend, no a friend, or here, you know, hear about
it from somebody you trust, like us. What's up, Kimberly,
How you doing good?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Fantastic?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Was that? So? I've had a couple of good experiences
with fron you know, Facials went okay, haircuts went okay.
But I went to a place where for a massage
and the guy who did it like smoked a cigarette
like right before he came in the room, and so
like half the massage, I'm just like laying there just
like smelling cigarette smoking. I'm not a smoker, soci just terrible.
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And then I had a haircut at a like a
beauty school. I had good experiences before this lady. I
felt like a bondzie tree. Then a little bit here,
a little bit there, a little bit here, a little
bit there, and then I was just like, my hair
is like.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I wanted it to be.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh my god, all right, a group on cut there?
What's going on? How you doing Camille.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
So I, well, first off, first time. Yeah. So I
was down south Ford internship and our family will use
group on on vacation to get like aquarium visits and
tours and that sort of thing. And so while I
was down south on my internship, my mom was like, Neil,
(08:33):
I'm going to get I found a group on for
you to get your hair on. You need to just
go do something and have fun. And I said, okay, sure,
and so I drove. You know, it was like forty
minutes from where I was at and I'm driving, and
I was in a semi questionable area, but I was like,
maybe I shouldn't judge, Like, let's it's fine. So I
come up to the sketchiest strip malls, like you know
(08:54):
those strip malls where you could tell there used to
be windows there but now it's boards.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Yeah, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
And so I fall up to this trip mall and
I debated getting out, and kindly I was like, okay,
can I stop being judgmental. Maybe it'll be a good experience.
And so I got out of my car and I
walk in. I opened the one door and it's just
this hallway. There's no business names, nothing, and I'm like,
oh god, this is guy and I swear to god,
(09:23):
I was in a janitor clit.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
What kind of what kind of business was it supposed
to be?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
The girl was like, no, no, it was supposed to
be a hair salon and it was a janitor's closet.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
A janitor closet. She's like, this is just where the
space I'm renting and trying to get my feet under me.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
I was like, oh god, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
My god, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Okay, So I did it and I wasn't very good
but not very good.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, oh my god. Well, okay, Princess, your friend got
a tummy tuck.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Yeah, she got a tummy tuck off a group.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Well, she thought it was like, its gonna be doctor
Miami style, but really she was just getting that, like
the extra hanging skin at the bottom removed.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
And how did it turn out?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Oh it was horrible. She still.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Hopefully she's not listening. Oh my god, that's brutal. Oh
my god, Charlie, you also got a skydiving groupon.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Yes, yes, yes, good morning, first time, long time. Oh
I did not. I did not buy it. My wife's
my my future wife. At the time, she bought it
for my birthday and and yeah, it was like a
good trip. It was actually in like gosh in Indiana,
which was like I didn't know it was like Amish territory,
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which was also a red flag. And uh yeah, so
we go there. Everything's pretty good. You know, the jump,
we do a tandem jump. It was just kind of weird.
Next thing, you know, we're jumping out. Everything is good.
Then there's like a fence. As I'm coming down, I'm like,
oh geez, and we land like six feet just above
(11:28):
the fence. We're about to hit it. I hit the
ground so hard, but that was not even like the
worst of it. I paid for a video after everything's
all said and done. A month later, goes I never
get the video. Two months later or not even two months,
I still don't get the video. Then I posted a
picture on Facebook and I made friends with one of
the guys and he's like, oh, rest in peace to
the plane.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm like, what do you mean.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
He's like, yeah, like, less than a month after you
jumped the plane crash my god.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah yeah, that's that good for.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
A good story, though, I'm sure it's right.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I like this one.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I got breast implants on groupon buy one, get one
half off. It's gotta be a joke, but I don't know.