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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Joe in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I want to talk about, uh, the worst Christmas gift
with Kevin? What's the what's the worst Christmas gift? I've
gotten some some terrible Christmas gifts. But I was talking
to a home yesterday and it's the season. He's married.
He's he's been married for several years. This isn't a
new relationship.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
So I think some some couples get past that and
let me impress you stage, you know what I mean,
Like I'm not I'm no longer trying to impress you
with lavish gifts. And he's, I guess at a point
where he's thinking more necessities. And he told me that
he's gonna get his wife some new tires. So and

(00:43):
they don't surprise each other like they kind of tell
each other kind of this is what I'm gonna get you.
And she doesn't believe that the tires.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
They're a good gift. It's a nice thing that she needs.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's not a Christmas gift though, you know what, it's
the gift that keeps on giving.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Every time you get in that car, they rotate you.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
If you're my man, you need to be taking care
of my car. So you're saying that that's just something.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's just something that like, let me ask you this, Anna,
if you don't like tires, do you agree with my
wife Chelsea? And the worst gift I ever gave her
was a few years back when I gave her a
roomba Oh Dot vacuum enough.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
No, I wanted her not to vacuum.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
All right, I do his favor. Eight four to four
Mojo Live. I want to hear the worst Christmas gift
that your man got for you, or your kids got
for you, or you got for somebody. Kiki, real quick,
I want to give you tickets. You're going to jingle Ball.
Congratulate Kiki.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
We're gonna set you up with those tickets real quick. Kiki.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What's the worst gift that you've ever gotten for Christmas?
Everybody's gotten a bad gift in their life.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I wanna say, socks, socks practical unless they're bombas.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't want any other I want the fancy socks,
you know what I mean, Like the ones that are comfortable.
By the way, those those bomba socks. Does anybody ever return?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
The dead socks? Just doesn't work?

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Okay, So I'm not joking. I did this two weeks ago.
Bombas is a brand where if they like get holes
in them or whatever, you could request on the website
for them to send you new ones. They basically tell
you keep the holy ones and they'll send you a
brand new eight pack or sick or whatever. Whatever your
previous order was, they send you the same thing. Do
you have to upload the sanity?

Speaker 7 (02:34):
Nope?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You know, Can I be honest with you. They're the
most comfortable socks, the best. My only problem with with
the Bombas my son Luke steals all my Bombas. He
steals my Bombas and my Stance socks and he leaves
in in there the Amazon socks that I have, or
the or the the Fruit of the Looms or.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Whatever they are.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
You know, like there's some Bombas Chris, Joeanne, what's the
worst gift that you ever got?

Speaker 8 (03:00):
Well, it wasn't actually the worst.

Speaker 9 (03:01):
It was my husband at the time, like thirty years ago,
bought me a coat on my charge card and the
church came in before Christmas.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You bought the coat.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Tell me did you like the coat?

Speaker 10 (03:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I learned to like it. You did not, like? Uh,
she need a what's happening?

Speaker 11 (03:27):
Man?

Speaker 10 (03:27):
Mozo one year.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
My daughter got me so good.

Speaker 11 (03:30):
She got me like a fitting pack of black through
of the Little Flock. But the worst part about it
was she like packed.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
It in like a Pandora bag.

Speaker 11 (03:40):
Heart.

Speaker 10 (03:41):
Yeah, I think I got some stuff from the Pandora
do pack.

Speaker 11 (03:45):
Up foot of the loom spot And she was like,
you said, you need a shot.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I need to do that. I need to do that.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I need to get myself like a box from Louis
Vatan and uh and I need to like pack in
there for I'll see something like socks, yeah, or everybody
needs toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
What's up, Gabe? Are you doing?

Speaker 10 (04:10):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (04:10):
Mojo?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Nothing much, man, We're talking about this guy that keV
ran into that bought tires for his girl.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (04:19):
So one year I was it was a rough year,
you know, post kind of tight. I feel bad about it,
but I bought my mama calendar.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Did you at least personalized photos of yourself?

Speaker 11 (04:32):
No?

Speaker 8 (04:33):
It was Bible scriptures in it.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
And then I didn't even realize it, but it was.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
For that year.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
So it was the end of the year.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
What does she say.

Speaker 10 (04:44):
She just goes, oh, it's a calendar, and I was like, oh, yeah,
I thought you might need that.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
You know what funny?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Does anybody use calendars anymore? Because I still love calendars.
I love you have a physical calend anywhere. I loved
like the calendar with pictures and stuff on them, love
with d on their We don't currently like calendar, no,
I thought nobody ever, but it's nice to have, you know,
it's nice.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Always get my dad one with like the kids, and
he doesn't kitchen yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
So don't don't be making funny you don't have calendars though,
you big deck. Well, hold on, kg's on the phone, Cavis,
best Bud? What's going on? Or j G? Why man?
Say KJKGJ how you guys?

Speaker 10 (05:30):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
What's up? JJ?

Speaker 9 (05:31):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (05:32):
What's going on? So I have to preface this with
I love my wife. She's a phenomenal gift. Differ like
she does great. It's you know how you share TikTok
shop stuff and Instagram videos. It was like a shampoo
conditioning sound like, oh this is great, like we should
have this in the house. It was my Christmas gift
one year and I was just like, oh, like this

(05:53):
is great, like it it's so it's great though, like
it's phenomenal. My hair feels amazing. That's not as you know,
it's like.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Thinking about you.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
It is funny though, because if you can buy it
at CVS or Walgreens or you know whatever I mean,
is it definitely something that you give as a Christmas gift?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Like can you go really like to a CV?

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Okay, there are some Walgreens now the makeup skincare area
is amazing.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Is that a stocking stuffer or is that a gift?

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Well, it depends on what it is. To be honest
with you, I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Do you mean, like price or or with or wait,
like what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah? Like you some shampoos? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Yeah, yeah, Like I'm not putting that in a stocking.
I don't know. Some of that stuff is so expensive.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
JJ, have a great day, buddy.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Absolutely care about pulling up the jingle bo I love
biggest fan right there?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Hold on, cheaff are you there? Jeff? Hi? What did
you get for Christmas?

Speaker 10 (07:02):
Well?

Speaker 8 (07:03):
All the years growing up, I always wanted to PlayStation,
and I got off on Christmas morning was convinced this
box was a PlayStation. I saved it till my last
gift to open and it ended up being a twelve
and one like Chess, Checkers and backgam And, and I
was so upset. I just wanted to PlayStation.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I know that. That actually is so funny too. When
you think it is something you're like, oh you have.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
To act happy. Oh yeah, did you.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Ever buy yourself that PlayStation?

Speaker 8 (07:38):
Not the original one? I mean I ended up getting
PlayStation later on, but no, I've never owned the original PlayStation.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well you know there, Yeah, I'm here. What's going on, buddy, dude?
So this is probably a five years ago.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
There's Christmas cap that got for my brother in law.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
He said he was twaning it out to the house
and you going through all his use CDs, to all
his use CDs that he.

Speaker 10 (08:15):
Didn't want anymore in a milk crate, put in a
bag and gave it to me for Christmas.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
What did you do with that after you opened it?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
I brought it right to Goodwill?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
You know what's funny though, is that they like vinyls
obviously a deal right now.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
VHS tapes they say are worth money.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
CDs are going to come back one day, like there's
gonna be a time where everything comes back and people
then all of a sudden want them. And then if
you've got like really good clean copies of some of these,
like they were throwing away all the crap from the
old radio station.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm telling somebody is making money off that.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
You know.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
You got to keep the little bambling inside though. Yeah,
with all the artwork and all the details, that's.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
What matters that song lyrics?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, yeah, would you do if your man got you
what Marie's X got her?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Marie? There, Hell, Hi on the phone, what's going on?

Speaker 11 (09:15):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (09:15):
I had to call in when I heard what you
were asking your listeners to phone in about. And my
one Christmas gave me a low fat Italian cookbook and
a scale. That was his way of letting me know
I needed to lose weight.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Is that the reason?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Is that the reason he's your ax now? Because it
should be.

Speaker 9 (09:41):
It was one of those one of the reasons.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
There's probably a list of about twenty five things that
are the reasons.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
The way it scales, there's.

Speaker 11 (09:48):
A number of things.

Speaker 9 (09:49):
I'm not perfect, but I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I love you, Marie. That's Did you use the cookbook?

Speaker 9 (09:55):
Be honest, No, I gave it away to a book drive.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Did you Okay, that's that is interesting. It's like, uh,
he's basically telling you this and giving you a scale.
I remember one year my brother was giving my sister
in law gym membership and it was to a nice
it was like Lifetime Fitness or something like that, and
he was giving it to her as a gym membership,
and she was so excited, and his kids were so appalled.

(10:24):
They were like, I cannot believe that you gave mom
a gym membership. But like a membership to a gym
is not a Christmas gift. That is a thing that
you do for yourself.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Depends on the gym. Really, I agree with you. Okay,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Some one with massage chairs and stuff like that could
be worth it. I can see that, but if you're
just giving me like the gym down the street for
twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
What's up? How you doing, Jessica?

Speaker 11 (10:52):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
What's up? How you doing? I'm good?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
So my boss, I'm convince she hates me because my
five year old daughter like profoundly that she basically just
uses sign language, but she likes to perform. And my
daughter or my boss daughter a karaoke microphone.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, well maybe, but she.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Looks like it's really you, but it's so about it.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Wait, so your boss got that for your daughter and
your did your daughter use it and make noises in it?

Speaker 11 (11:20):
Or no?

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Well do you think she can sing? It's like the
cutest thing, but it's she loves it though.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
You understand, but you understand she could have got herself.
You understand Jessica's daughter's death. So she can't hear how
bad she sounds.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
Microphone's adorable.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
But she's in there singing like I sing.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Probably it's so sweet. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You don't get a blind person camera blind person loved
the sound?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Is what about this? What about Stephanie? Stephanie, tell everybody
your worst gift you ever got.

Speaker 11 (12:01):
My worst gift was a lingerie set from.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
My mother in law. I'm not her mother in law.

Speaker 11 (12:11):
She was not even my mother in law at the time.
My husband and I've been together for fifteen years now.
We were just dating. I was eighteen years old and
it was our first Christmas together and she asked for
grand babies.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
Oh my god, that is so awkward.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
I didn't know if it was part of like that,
like a bachelorette party or something.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
Which is still uncomfortable.

Speaker 11 (12:31):
I've been there, but they're uncomfortable around the whole family.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Did you ever wear it?

Speaker 11 (12:39):
No, I threw it away very quickly.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Think my grandma to hold something. Yeah, Merry Christmas.
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