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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojoe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So Cav and Zach Zach, they hung out with each
other watching the game, and I understand that not only
did you guys have fun watching the game, but I
understand that there was potentially a little bit of playing
wingman there, a little love connection was the brew and
at the bar, who was the wingman and who was
(00:23):
the wing Take a guess. I'm guessing that Zach was
trying to help you. No, no, Zach doesn't. You don't
need help at all.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's honestly, I don't think I needed to help Zach
at all. I was just there to er baby, usher
in a connection and facilitate some things. Uh yeah, Zach
and I I don't even know. It wasn't planned, Like
we didn't plan to go out and watch the game together.
I was gonna say, it was very nice for you
to invite. We got you next time, for sure. Okay,
(00:52):
we didn't. We didn't plan anything. It was just like, hey,
what are you about to do? Like nothing about to
go watch a game? Okay, watch, let's go get beers?
When he got beers a lot of beers.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And this guy is.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Also not a beer drinker.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Absolutely trying beers that he has no idea the percent
of alcohol that's in it. So he would take a
sip and he'd be like, oh, I don't like that,
Zach drink that. So I had at one point three
beers in front of me that I'm just trying to
drink while he's drinking his one Angry Orchard.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's not a beer, by the way.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Story, I don't know how accurate it is, but it's
a good story. I did not do angry Orchard, and
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
People.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
People do not look at me like.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
A beer drinker, and they don't think angry orchards are
real beer. They call them hard sliders. And I don't
give a damn. I think all beer is disgusting. But
if I have to drink a beer, it's either angry
or it's gonna be a dirty block.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm with you, by the way. I'm with you on that.
But the interesting thing is I could picture him drinking
it and going like that. She brought something that was
like it tastes like medicine. Another one where you guys
at are you guys? What's at water? Okay? A brewery,
Because when I walk into places like at Water, brewery.
(02:07):
I always fell out of place because I'm like an
alcohol drinker.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
They they got like I was gonna say, real drinks,
but they have like real like Margarita's. I guess real. Yeah,
they got there. They're like four of them, but they
have them there.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I got her, damn Margarita.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Who wants to Margarita.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Outside of beers and margaritas. They also had a very
attractive bartender.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh both of you. Yeah, she was cute. You came
to not cute.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You came to not cute. So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Just like so, I think after she came over the
initial time, and I got there a little after, Zach,
So I don't know what your initial conversation with hello, okay, okay,
But after she came over and assisted this, and like
she had a good vibe, like it wasn't a transactional experience.
She had a good personality, like she was vibing with us,
and now she walk away.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I'm like, you got to get her number?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Are you are you gonna get her number? I don't
know what you say it.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I ended up getting her number. I just you did,
don't I don't even know where I saved it on
my phone.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Are you wow? Wait how did you get What did
you do to get the number?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I guess we're going pickleball on Friday, but I don't
know where or when?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
But what it described to us? Like, what did you do?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I just I was like, hey, what are your plans
this weekend?
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Like?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I know you're not looking forward to work? What are
you doing after? Like after work?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Smooth with it?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, she was just like, well, I played pickleball with
my friends. Like, would you and Kevin want to join?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Wait, she opened the invite.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
She opened the inte to both of us. This is easy,
this is super easy. Yeah. I'm just I'm probably not
going either.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Did you give her you were a number or you
don't remember?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I didn't give her my number. She just put her
number in my phone. I think you're under my notes.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
And you can't even up plans because you don't even
know where when she's playing.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I know where, I know where where you do where.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't want to see it all case other people,
every every guy is gonna want to see hot. It's
six pm downtown to tray somewhere. I'll get it, okay,
all right, So wait a second so you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's easy. Why would you not want to go for this?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
What's your your issue in these situations? I don't want
to show up to a group events when I don't
have my wingman next to me.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
This wingman needs to go.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
With man over here, you sweet, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
If you're down, Me and Joe Siah will show up.
You have to go.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
That would be incredible, the craziest, like real. By the way,
I brought my bus.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's Here's my only fear, though, My only fear is
you know, you guys were hanging out together and obviously
she was interested Zach and giving you the number.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
What if now she's more interested in me than she is,
and I'll be your wingman? My guys, I don't think
what if?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I I don't think, mister your eye my lips when
I drink a beer and give it to Zach. Wait, so, so,
so you have not called her. Let's call her right now?
You can't the number I typed in Zack like I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Zach. Losing a girl's number is like Zach losing a
twenty dollars bill. You don't do it, man?
Speaker 8 (05:14):
Did you just put it in your Sometimes? I put
stuff in my notes app, like random things in my
notes app.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Do you how do you jack? It's not like you
have billions of girls giving you their number? How do
you lose a girl's number like that?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
So I think when you put it in the like keypad,
she put it in and then you know how you
close it out? It doesn't save if called herself.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yes, wait a second, so she she put it in
your phone?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
In it with invisible ink or something.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
So you like you can type in a number?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, I know, I understand, might have.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Done something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Is just.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Got the number?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well, maybe you save it as Barton her name?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
What about water? He was that? He was that affed up?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
May not know this.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
How drunk were you? Well, real quick, I'm sorry before
you do that. How drunk were you? How did you
end the night? So we walked back to Kevin's house,
got wings first, got some wings. I didn't watch any
part of the game. I fell asleep on his couch.
Oh okay, he lost the number.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Go ahead, let's go back after the show today.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Let's and see if she's there.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
I know I'm looking right now to see if you're opening.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Open at eleven. Okay, if you work it at Water
and you're the very attractive bartender that these guys were
hanging out and Zach screwed up your number, we gotta
go back. And we got four girls on the show
that can do some deep diving. Give me the name
and I'll find the number in like five minutes. Yeah,
(06:44):
I do. What's her name?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Her name is cat?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Cat?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Wait, come on, I.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Don't know, can find out the hospital?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
She was warning at this point watch me cat at
at Water on their Instagram.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yes, uh, well we need to. We need to figure
this out for Zach. Zach needs to, you know, how
do you screw something up like this? How do you
mess this up this bad?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I didn't think I was gonna drink as much. I
don't know it just I had a blast, and then
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Kevin is such a good guy that like he'll take
you and he'll be a wingman, and then he'll be like, guys,
let's go get some wings. Take take you to his place,
and then you get like distracted by how beautiful his
crib is, and then I fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Like there was just a lot of factors that like
at that point.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
We at that point, when you are at a moment
where the girl is willing to give you her number,
you should stop drinking.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
At that moment, you should.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
We might have her.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It might be.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
We didn't get that far.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Hey, hey Kat, if you're listening, cat, we got a
guy here that I would like.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
To if that's her the president of that water well.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Unless second undercover boss, we got a guy here that
wants to.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Be literally but I just think made a cat for sure?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Was she giving you free that?
Speaker 7 (08:12):
No? So, hey Dwight, what's up Dwight? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But we're great?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Well, first of all, is that well you're talking about
not going without the wing man? I need you to
have more confidence.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Mark, he's Zack Marsham. Is that what you said?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Like like your you audio executives the mode in the
warning so you create music?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
You do? Did?
Speaker 6 (08:46):
You're a great person. They really wanted to google you
and hurt you up like sending in them love the
deep dove people. If they deep dove you, they see
all the amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
He looks like he's actually got to stuff together.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Little little do we know that the guy can't even
keep a phone number in his phone.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Screw.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
That was one of the things I can't seep. So
she put her number into your call. Let's say she saved.
Let's say she put her name. You got an iPhone,
you can search her name.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
And he didn't put in his phone.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
She typed her number in like she was gonna call
exacting press send to keep it in his phone.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The big dummy, you know what I mean? He just
has to go and meet her.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yet, christ I.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Met some dumb bastards in my time, but you.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Out to them all.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I mean, seriously, what I can't Yeah, But.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
And then at that you got a perfect conversation. Start too.
You can be like, I don't think you time. This
time allowed me.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
You're the man.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Thanks, thank you for the compliments, but uh pick up
the next call.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Good morning?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
That was going to be my comment if it wasn't
in his recent saved.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
But if you didn't save it, way to fumble.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
The Lions on Sunday?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Don't I feel like if we called there now somebody
would answer because they got a great prepping.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I'm not answering so disappointing. A guy has guy has
one one chance, one opportunity.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
And he screws it all up. Are you looking for
the number now?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I'm looking at this the stuff that you guys are
texting back and forth.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
We're doing detective work.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I don't know. I appreciate it. I think it's this girl.
This is one of those things. This is not that
lady on the picture. It looked like her, but she wasn't.
And it's her name not Katie. This says article.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
I don't want to see her last name, while her
last name is a prominent cat quote unquote associated with catwater.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Here's the deal. We put the call out there.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
If she's interested, she'll she'll reach out, reach out, and
then you can play a pickleball with and then you
don't have to have anybody go with you.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
You drink, that's true. Can you pay for my beer?
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I think it's kind of stock her. I'll be honest
with you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I think it's cute that you didn't have you don't
have the number, like going back and say, hey, I
just did it, but we already talked about it on
the air.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Now it looks even desperate.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Well, she doesn't know yet. What if she doesn't know,
she might
Speaker 1 (11:27):
At least two