September 5, 2024 • 36 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about Meaghan being a bigger Lions fan than Mike and how she accidentally gave her address out on TikTok Live and Mike came off as a huge drinker while trying to buy alcohol.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I have a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
This is the slightly messy show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Means a message shows messy Mic and Megan.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You want to know how I know that I'm that
I'm aging.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'll just say that, not that I'm getting old, but
that I'm aging.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
See this, Uh, this little piece of machinery I have
here in my hands.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Would you call that machinery?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't know what the hell is it called.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
It's an apple slicer.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's an apple slicer. The tool that I have in
my hands.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
What makes wait, what makes a machine?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I will only eat apples if it's with this. I
refuse to eat it. I refuse to bite the skin
off an apple like a heathen. I have to chop
it up into tiny little slices so that I could
eat it like a delicate little flour.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That I am because you are, Yes, you are, and
I'm so proud of you. No, I'm actually with you
because as soon as I get a mouthful of apple skin,
I'm like, and I hate this apple.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's no, it's no good, it's no good.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
But this.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I bought this and I bring it to work. Now.
That's uh, it's where my life's at.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Every once in a while, life stage just hit you
and you're like, well, what it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Is a slightly messy show.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
My name is Mike from the B ninety three Morning
Show and Megan Mick from Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yay, And so you get a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I mean, not as exciting as as apples, lie, but
I don't mean a brag. But you have two topics
that you want to talk about, and one of them
I'm I'm hilarious and the other the way that you
tease that I am fascinated. We'll start with with with
(02:17):
the first one, which is you you gave out your address.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh my god, dude in the internet.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I'm so and I'm so glad we're on the podcast.
Fucking stupid, it's not even funny. So how many you like?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And I don't want to say the device name because
I know that some people do listen to this podcast
on that device. And if we say the name of it,
it will like set off their their small Really. So
I have multiple Amazon Smart devices Oh yeah, right home, Okay,
So I have one in my bedroom that stays connected
all the time, right, like I use it as an
(02:50):
alarm clock.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
And then I have another one that I put in
my bathroom so when I'm live streaming, I have a
way to play music.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So when I am maybe quiet or working on something,
there's something playing in the background.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The one in my bathroom gets unplugged more often than not,
not for any reason other than I don't have enough
outlets in my stupid bathroom.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
So the first thing that gets unplugged is always the device.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, yeah, yeah, And I don't know why it does this,
but when I plug it back in, it reverts back
to Toledo settings instead of my Detroit settings. So I
currently live in Detroit, but my main address on my
Amazon account is my former Toledo address, and it's accidentally
up there because sometimes I ship things to my brother
(03:34):
because my brother lives in that house or whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
It just it is what it is?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What do you mean when you say Toledo sent like
it tells you like the weather in Toledo, Like what
is Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So I was talking to people who are on my
TikTok Live that were all around the country, and we
were talking about the weather, because that's riveting information.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
But I was very.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Excited that it was starting to cool down because if
you know me, you know, I'm not a summer girl,
and the fact that it's starting to get colder out
makes me the huffey. Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
So, So I was talking about how.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
When I was walking on my car, it was like
in the fifties and I, you know, like I'm thriving
and isn't it beautiful and YadA, YadA, YadA, and somebody
was like, well, it's currently ninety one in Texas. I
forget where it was, and so I go, Alexa, what's
oh shoot, trying so hard to avoid doing that device,
(04:23):
what's the weather? And they were like in Toledo it's
and gave the weather report, and I go their device.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Name, where do you think I am right now?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
And she goes you're at and starts listing off the
numbers of my Toledo address and it starts saying the
street name, and I'm like stop, and I like ripped
the plug out of the wall and was like absolutely
not but I accidentally docked myself by being an absolute
idiot on TikTok yesterday because it was it wasn't like
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I was actually asking her, where do you think I
am right now? It was more like a wee thing
I am right now, like just like a passing thought,
not an actual question.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
She answered, she's very uh, she's very serious.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
There is no sarcasm with with her.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
That's so stupid. So dock's myself yesterday on TikTok Live.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
While I was washing my face and putting on my
my nighttime face masks riveting, riveting quality content that you
can only get by following me on TikTok at megamick.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And yes, So so what happens now? Do you think
you're gonna get stuff at your Is it the old address?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
It's at the old address.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm really hoping that I cut it off in time
like it gave the numbers and then it started, let's
i'll do my childhood street name instead of the actual street,
so the childhood street that I grew up on with
spruce wood, so it would be like one, two, three
four s. And I was like, no, no, you stupid bitch.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Side though your stripper name.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh you, I have such a good stripper name. I
never said it because I lived in that house for
a very long time. But first pet, first three, Sophie spruce.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Wood's so.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Good, so good.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I used mine for my my drag name. It was
Tramp Marquette.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Such a good one.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
But Sophia spruce Wood is like who you would find
on and only fans.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, oh absolutely, Sophie spruce Wood is working today today.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yes, and she's making money yeah, oh, absolutely, doing the
most obscure things, things that you can't get anywhere else,
which means you have to pay the fee.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I have to.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
And she shows her face.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Did show their face?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Only that name is well not everybody, and that name
is too good to not show your face.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
That's like she's going to what are the.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
The porn Warrens, the a Fees or something.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh I thought they were called like something silly like
the Chubby's.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Or something AFA's Adult Film Awards or something like. She's going.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
She's nominated, she's hosting, she's nominated, and she's presenting all
in one night, all.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Of what and she's doing a musical number. She cannot
be stopped.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh that's funny, that's not well. I hope that I
genuinely hope that nobody caught that. I'm sure they didn't,
and I doubt they would do anything weird.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
No, I'm actually very lucky that the people, yeah i'mknock
on with the people that follow us on TikTok are
some of the best people on the planet. Like I
feel like those are the people that actually care about us. Now,
if it were happen on this podcast, I'm gonna guess
people hate listen to this.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I don't need you to have that information hatelessly.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
What do you mean you don't hate listen to.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Certain people or hate follow I follow you just just
to see that you're not doing well in life?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Is that petty? Yeah? Is it? You're also fucking yes?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What would people? I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Maybe maybe I do that. I'm not saying I don't
do that necessarily, but I don't. I wouldn't listen to
an entire podcast if I hated that person.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I have regularly a certain person that I will text
you about because it cracks me the fuck up how
bad they are. And I say that with all of
the heart of knowing that they are a very very
popular person.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
And I'm not sure why.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I'm just and I know what you're Is it somebody, Look,
it's somebody who does not live.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
In this portion of the country. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh really, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Really, the attitude, the disdain to be at work cracks
me up.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I'll say, I watch I've watched interviews with people I
don't like, uh, knowing that the interview was going to
be a train wreck or that's the headline, is that
it's a train wreck.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, my ex Patty follows me, well, it doesn't even
follow me. Petty watches my Instagram stories. Yesterday he was
in the first thirty people to watch my insta stories,
which I thought was absolutely fucking wild.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
You don't even follow me, So you're actively searching and
clicking on my stories and you're doing it pretty fucking
regularly because you're not getting updates on what I post
because you don't fucking follow me.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Even to go along with that, even better is the
fact that you go back and look at who the
first thirty people are to look at your story, so
you have also gone, h, I want to see who's
watching me very closely.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Really fucking insane. My dad fucking insane.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Speaking of insane, you have made a very strong claim
that I'm interested to hear more about you claim that
you are a bigger Liones fan than anybody II, anybody
out there, I absolutely am.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I need you to hand over all of your Lions
Jersday's hats everything right the fuck now, because you talk
about a big game about how you're a diehard line
in span.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
But you might be, but you're just not as good
of a fan as I am.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And that's because I committed one hundred dollars loss to
being a Lions fan.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What did you bet on?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Are you? Well, it's my fantasy league. I are you
doing fantasy this year?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh? Hell yes, I'm doing fantasy this year. How many
leagues are you in this year?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I stuck to just one because it took too much time,
took too much effort. I was eventually rooting against myself
and it's just not fun. I don't I'd rather put
all my energy into one all my Yeah, so just
one this year.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
So I did something bold and brave and I this
is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
My draft was happening during a work event.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well it's my work event went until two in the afternoon,
my draft started at two PM and I was fourth
in line to draft.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh that's a solid pick.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I was not upset about it. Okay, I was not
upset about it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Now, my fantasy league includes my two best friends, and
I only joined because my best friend's husband. It's his
league and he had somebodies fall out of the league
and they just needed some people to fill in. And
I tried very hard to compete quite a few times,
and like you said, it takes up way too much
of your time. It almost sometimes makes watching the games
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less fun when you're ruining against the Lions, because you
need the points from whoever they're playing against to win
in your league.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
And I'm like the classes in the past, I'll say
it's different this year.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah, very true, very true.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
So my girlfriends knew what I was doing, and they
do the draft together like it's a pot luck at
somebody's house.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
It's a party. Couldn't make it to the party. I
was very lucky because I was like, well, I'm going
to this appearance.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm gonna have to sit in my car for probably
an hour or two afterwards, do the draft, and then
drive home. And this appearance was about an hour from
my apartment, so I was like, that's a long day
for a draft.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
My dad went to my appearance with me and then
drove me home so I could do the draft in
the car on the way home.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
And my first seven picks were all Lions players.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Shut the fuck up. You picked all Lions. You were
fourth pick, and you picked all Lions players.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I would have had the first eightpix, but Jamarkovs went
in the first round to somebody else, and I was
fucking mad about it because the first round everybody I
took a'm and rossaying Broun.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
That makes sense right.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Later in the later in the if you had a
seventh or eighth pick, yes, first pick, no, I mean seventh.
If you were seventh or eighthen line, No, no, no, not fourth, No,
you should have gotten Reese Hall or b John Robinson.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I couldn't leave second pick churn off.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Shut the fuck up. You picked a quarterback in the
second round.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Not a single quarterback have been chosen. Didn't even pick
the base quarterback quarterback?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Sure, who's your third pick, Laporta? You didn't have yet?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
You?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh you took a round all right? Okay?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Uh fourth round?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh I'm starting to lose track of who I started
to pick here, but just know it was lines after Liones,
after Lies, I believe, yeah, because there were seven rounds.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
So in the sixth round, which by the way, if.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You don't do Fantasy draft, this is absolutely fucking insane,
I took the Lions defense and in the seventh round,
I took one of the worst kickers in the league,
which is the Lions kicker.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh, I have him, but I chose him for the name.
My name is Master Bates.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
So I wanted I want, I want the kicker, That's why,
and so I had a reason to still root for
the Lions to score.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
So my icon is you know that.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Girl on TikTok who did all of the rebranding, but
she would do it on like Microsoft paint.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It was Detroit Lions.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So Detroit Lions is my logo for my team. My
team name is we de Lions aka gotta know the touchdown.
We delias hed to this, we deli it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I appreciate the commitment.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Every available Lions player.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Like, eventually people were drafting other like members of the team,
so I didn't get everybody I wanted, but like I
took every member until I could not take another Lions player.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I hope that you win only because obviously it's the
Lions and I want the Lions to win.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
That is a wild call.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'm so mad because ten people from our league, it's
a twelve person league. Ten people from the league were
all at this party. And apparently first round nobody really reacted.
Second round, everybody's like what is she doing? Third round,
everybody starts laughing. Fourth round, they're like, which one is
she gonna go with? Fifth round was like, should we
start taking her players just so she can't take them
so we can see her freak out? Like there was
(14:41):
like a full emotional rundown that I was not participating in.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I was upset about the fact that you picked a
quarterback in the second and then a tight end in
the third.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It wouldn't have mattered who it was, because those are
still wild picks.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
But the all Lions love Jared Goff, think he's a
great quarterback for our team.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
He's not a fan see football quarterback, No, not even
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Let me tell you diehard Lions fan here.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Obviously, I've taken Aaron Rodgers quite a few years just
because he puts points on the board. And that wasn't
about who I like. It was about winning. Yeah, and
I am not that person anymore. Where I'm fucking mad
at myself. And here's where I dropped the bucks gone,
absolutely gone for a joke that nobody really commented down
what I posted.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
On social media. You don't even get to see even
get to see the reaction in person. In person, the
reaction was like you were. It was over the phone
or over online.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Not even that I did it to tag all of
the players and the Detroit Lions with hopefully just a
repost on story. Did any of them engage like comment repost?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Absolutely fucking not. I wanted to be like, bro, this
is one hundred dollars by it. Can I just get
a like or a haha under the photo? Please?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Now, what will happen though? If you win this league?
If you win this league, that's when it'll come. Absolutely,
that's when they'll be like, you're in all these shares
because it's it's a wild take.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like it's as far as like fantasy football goes and.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Stats don't matter here all right, I'm not putting it
because you have to draft enough people where like I
have a backup quarterback and I have backup tight my phone,
like or my app auto puts in the people that
are projected due to the best, absolutely not fucking swapped
them out.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Put all the.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Detroit Lions in. If I have other positions that need
to be filled, then we'll put in backups bye week.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I'm going for zero points, baby, zero points, because if
my boys aren't playing, there are no points on the
fucking board. But I auto drafted for all the positions
that I needed filled after the Lions players were all taken,
and I did like, I just picked the quarterback that
was supposed to get the most points projected this year.
And I didn't realize until right after it drafted that
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Stafford was still available, and.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
I totally should have taken in.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
That would have been good.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I know.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
I'm so fucking mad.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's a terrible team. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
It's a terrible fantasy for wealthy great. I hope they
win the Super Bowl, my favorite. Like I'll be watching
all year and rooting all the year, going to games again.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
This year. I'm not outside of I did.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I did draft two Lions, but only because I couldn't
get the other ones at the time that I wanted
to Who did you want? I wanted Jamiir Gibbs. Yeah,
he went for Montgomery I wanted, didn't get him. He
won a couple rounds Montgomery.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's not bad. That's not a bad back. I mean
he splits carries.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, he splits carries with Jamier and Jamie are supposed
to have the bigger year. But uh and Jamison Williams
I got. I wanted on Moron. I ended up getting
Justin Jefferson instead.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Not that not that bad. I mean it's still solid pick,
but h.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
But I wanted Uh Moran and got Jamison Williams instead got.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Jamison Williams tagged his fan account, not his real account.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Accidentally. Even the fan account didn't like it, like.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Nah, just ain't it he is said, And I don't
know that it will happen. I don't want to geek
out too much about fantas football. But he did say
or it is projected that he has a crazy good year.
I don't know that's gonna happen. He's on my bench.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
We lions. I'm psychotic want to.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
But I am now I'm a little invested to see
how it does. I'm a little invested to see how
you do m H and.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Not well, I'm not projecting him to do well. I'm
already projected to lose the first week. And I'm here
for the faith, baby, and my faith is in my
Lord and Savior, the King is.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
The thing is is everybody can't score, right, So like
if you have an entire team, every everybody can't score,
which is why you mix a match.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
You don't just go over it.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
No sharing is caring.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
But even if you do, it's.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Not like David Montgomery and Jamior Gibbs can be like,
all right, I'll score one, you score the next. It's
just whoever's in.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
No, No, that's exactly how it works.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's it's like, well, on and I already got one,
so now now we're gonna give one.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
We don't want your games to get any of the
fucking mirror games. He's out, he's out, he's not on
our team.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Like the average game is like twenty something points, right,
twenty to thirty points roughly roughly, so like as far
as like touchdowns, that's only three. So it's either like
not everybody can get one, somebody is not gonna get something.
Somebody's gonna walk out with it just a goose egg.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Every time I really thought somebody would reshare the post,
I thought I was gonna get some followers.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
You know how you can pay like bots to follow
you for one hundred bucks. I thought, I don't want
to do that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I want to get the lions to repost this and
maybe maybe some listeners who don't know that I'm on
Instagram are like, we should follow her.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Didn't happen. It was a poor investment.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well let me know how how the first game goes?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Me follow the Slightly MESSI Show, one ig at Slightly Messy.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Show and at Megan Mick and at on air Mike.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Please.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, you need some sort of return, some sort of
ROI with this, some sort.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Of like my photos leave a coming? Please?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Can I have another?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's so cold? A like will keep me warm?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
I forgot what I was gonna talk about. Oh oh,
the I remember now. So I went camping this this
last weekend, over Labor Day weekend. I actually took a
couple of days and it was the first real, like
long trip I did this summer.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Went camping. It was it was great, It was fun.
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
We went to Luddington, and we haven't had like I said,
with the new with the new gig or whatever. I've
been really like just kind of focused and doing a
lot and a lot of work stuff. This summer wasn't
like every normal summer just because I was adjusting and
really wanted to focus. And my my youngest son, Sebastian
is kind of a it was a toughier for him
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to travel. So like this was perfect, This couldn't have
gone any better, but it also wasn't like a normal
summer for me. So I finally this last summer got
to go, or this last weekend, got to take a
couple of days and just go. So we go camping,
We go to Luddington and it is. It's a blast,
but I gotta go prep before. So what we'll do
(21:21):
is we meet some people out there as well that
we've kind of met by going to the same place
every year, and we go grocery shopping before and I
decided I'm gonna pick up a little booze before, so
I'm doing I can't do again back to the I
can tell I'm aging. I don't like to do certain
kind of boozes for like a long pi like I
(21:42):
couldn't do certain boozes two days in a row, Nor
do I want to necessarily drink two days in a row.
But like if I was going to have like one
or two and then have one or two the next day,
I don't want to do certain things.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It hurts my tummy, all right, it does. It gives
me acid reflex.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
And I need tubs, dude, I carry tongues in my
work bag.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Ut it's a thing that Tom smoothies tubles maybe when
you need them.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, those are the ones that get.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
So I end up getting like a fifth of I
think it was a fifth, a fifth or whatever. The
next thing up is of Tito's because my wife drinks it.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I drink it.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's something that we can just keep in the camper
for like the summer, if we need to. And so
I go to the gas station to pick one up
and I put it on the counter and it's the
kid who's like maybe college age, scans it and he goes, wow,
thirty bucks and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.
So he's like it's a little pricey, it's not like
(22:43):
crazy expensive, but he goes dead serious, is it worth it?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I go, is it is is what worth it? And
he goes the is it worth the thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I go.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
The the vodka? I don't know. I was like I
like it. He's like, yeah, so I guess it must
be worth it, huh to spend that money on the
on the vodka. And I was like, what is this
man doing? What is he doing?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
He spends the next ten to fifteen minutes basically guilting
me into almost not buying this vodka, Like what is
the what is the reason?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
What is the reason? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Emotion though till a point where I start questioning my
decisions here, like is it Am I wrong for doing this?
Like I realized it was like a Thursday afternoon and
I was picking this up, but it was for like
I wasn't gonna explain to him my life choices in
that moment, But like, what.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Were you trying to get me to not buy it?
What was the reason? Young man?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Were you being super adamant that you were going to
buy it like an alcoholic? Were like, just put it
in the burge and take my money.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I was very confused though, why he kept asking me
if it was worth it?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
I need the big one how old was he?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
No, probably fresh out of college or fresh into college.
I guess not out of college, fresh in like a freshman.
Probably what's the vodka that freezes?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Is it five o'clock?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
No? Maybe I don't know the label? Yeah, you know
that man buys a five gallon jug a pop off
for like fifteen dollars, and he's like, why would you
ever get that when you gonna get Bubba?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I've never well, And maybe that's what he meant by it,
you know what, Maybe that is what he meant by it.
But in my head, I'm like, why is this man
trying to talk me out of his sale? You got
my money already, you have the sale. I'm buying this
vodka like it's it's yours, like it's you. You probably
dont get commissioned off it or anything, But why are
you trying to talk me out of this?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
That money does not go into his pocket. He does
not give a foo if you buy it or not.
He doesn't see a dime of that money.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It just never had somebody ask me is it worth
it to make this purchase?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
There's no way to answer it. Were you don't come
off as rich or non alcoholic. That is literally a
losive because you can talk about like well, it's so
smooth and it's like a great deal and you can
get it like for the price. You know, this is
a pretty large can change, like no matter what you
say comes off as I drink a lot, I was
(25:20):
gonna be like that.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
My initial response was gonna be well, it's like the
healthiest of like alcohols.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's bad good.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That means I'm consuming so much I'm worried about the
health factors, you know. Or you're like, what are you
some sort of peasant that can't afford a thirty dollars alcohol?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
But I was with to like, well, it'll last me
like a month, So I'm not really why are you
stocking up for a month worth of alcohol? You need
that much alcohol in your life?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Or do you think he goes, yeah, sure a month.
It's like when you go to the doctor. But I
go to the doctor and they're like how much do
you drink? And I'm like genuinely like once one or
two drinks a week and then're like, so five or
six and I'm like no, I might have one or
two drinks on a Friday night with everybody lies.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
If I go out everybody lies about.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
That, and I'm like, I'm the only one.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Now, don't ask me how often I smoke weed, because
I'm gonna lie about that because if I tell you
every day, you're gonna be like, maybe we should.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Address this right see like that for me, like the
I don't drink every weekend, even I drink like if
I'm going, like if we're doing something, like I might
go out with some drinks, like if you know, we
all go out or whatever, or if like like I'm
going camping or whatever, because I'm just sitting in vacationing
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
But out outside of that, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I just knew that this was gonna go to throughout
you know, a few different people. I wouldn't have to
buy anything else. This would be it for the weekend,
uh and longer. And the worst part about it is
I buy it and I'm I'm like sitting there the
whole time, fucking like shaking my head like I don't
know what what is what is happening right now? And
I buy it and I walk out the door and
(27:02):
I go home, and I realized I forgot to get
fucking ice, So now I have to go back to
the store.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
You gotta go somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I went to the same damn store. It's the only
it was. So it's on the way out of where
we had to go. So we pack up the car,
your kids are in the car, and I'm like, shit,
we gotta go back to this store, like go back in,
just head down.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Just one of these walking through it was just it
was one of those.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Throw the car down.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And she's like, she's like, oh, hey, do you want
to pick up She wanted some apple side or something,
and no, nope, we'll get it when we get there.
Absolutely not. She wanted like a six pack of Apple
Siders up there. I was like, dude, not gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Do you ever?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Is there anything like alcohol wise where you're like, I
can't believe I'm buying this right now.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
But you enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Uh, Like it's not good, It shouldn't be good, but
it is, Yeah, or like you.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Just feel like it's not cool, Like I I genuinely do,
like a Mike's hard lemonade. I refuse to buy them
because I just think they're the drink of like six
year old boat women, you know what I mean, Like
you're on a pontoon boat and you it's your boat, sure,
and you drink Mike's.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Hard on it.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh yeah, absolutely, if there I could, I like them.
I couldn't drink more than than one or two, like
that's not something I'm drinking a whole case of. Okay,
but a couple of them aren't bad. I would add zemas.
Remember when zemas were a thing.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Zeemas were before my time, you old mother.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
F No, they came back actually, and I didn't have
them when they were young or when they were first
out either, but they came back with the jolly ranchers.
You put a yes, absolutely, you put a jolly rancher.
Would I go buy some zemas?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Why send a text on my wife and be like, hey,
can you pick of some zemas. I just feel like
some alcohols are not meant for me.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm gonna get so much shit for this and so
much backlash.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
I apologize now.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I don't understand truly's and high noons like I just
I don't. But I'm now a long a long drink girl. Okay,
I love me a long drink.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, long drinks are good. I like those, uh, Truly's
and high noons. Certain ones are really really good. Strawberry
what was it, strawberry lemonade something like that. I think
it was really really good. But it's like anything else.
There's a couple flavors you really really love.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
There's a couple you don't like. High noons. There's only
one or two pineapples really really good.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
But again that you drink a bunch of high noons
after a while, it feels like you're just drinking sugar,
like nothing but sugar.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah, truly is it?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It's not that bad. I put that put Truly's in
white Claws in kind of the same category.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
So people are.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Asking, and Caitlin and I completely agree with you. Cranberry
is the best one. Long drinks are I don't even
know how to describe them. It's like a well, it's
gin instead of vodka. Most of those other ones are vodka,
so it's gin and it's like a flavored seltzer or gin.
But the cranberry one and the yellow one, whatever flavor
that one is, is really good too. But I am
(30:10):
embarrassed to buy more than anything though.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Buzzballs what are those?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
What? I've never had a buzzball?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Okay, google it, right, now because they are a raging
night of blackouts in a like three ounce container.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
We used to get buzzballs in college.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I didn't know that there was actually alcohol in those.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
There's not a little alcohol. Those things are grenades of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh my god, you want to have the worst blackout
of your life, you get yourself like two buzzballs.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
And you just pound them real quick and then leave
the house quickly. That's what we would do.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We would pound them and then like leave the dorm
and you get into the uber and you go to
the club so you didn't have to pay for alcohol
at the club and you were a mess all night.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Buzzballs, buzzball But they're the.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Stupidest little drinks in the whole world.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
And you would go to like the liquor store and
you would get thirty of them at a time, and
everybody there was like, oh, bad idea, bad idea.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I genuinely thought these were like a kid's drink.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I did not even know that there were I've never
had one before because I always thought they were like
like those little uh those little juicy juices that have
like character heads in the top.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
That's when I come in.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
To town with the Lion's tailgate this week?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah not this week. No, I want to, but I
can't because it's yeah, I can't this week. What are the.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Weekends that you come in. You gotta tell me, let's
get up at the tailgate and.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Okay, probably we should do it around like like the
November December game, so that I know I'll have time off.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Okay, perfectly.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That way I know I can tailgate and enjoy myself.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And then we got to do it in front of
Ford Field like the messes that we are. It's just
us in the street. Buzzball, chuck it, run, run. You're
definitely not allowed to just drink like that in front
of cops, so well not run stumble away as quickly
as possible.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
They did you ever because it was a brief era.
But did you ever have a four loco?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
I never had a four loco.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
It was a combination of.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
The biggest like red bull you could have in your
entire life, like just chugging a red Bull and then
combining it with the harshest liquor you've ever had that
would almost offset.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
So it was like an up and and down or
almost and no joke. You could have one of them
and you were done. You were done.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I have always wanted to have one, and I know
they came back because they came back like reformulated, so
they like didn't have as much energy to drink in them.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
But like I've always wanted to have one of the originals.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I'm not like again, I'm not like a huge, huge
like like drinker, but like I couldn't have one of those.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I couldn't have more than one of those. It was
a disaster.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I know people who used to play I'd weard forty
hands with them.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Holy shit, I know that is in like the original ones.
Oh no way.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
I was a dat one night for somebody who did
it and they were a mess, a mess.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh god, no way.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
There's no way I would. I would try the newer
ones because I'm sure they're not what they used to be,
But there's no fucking way I could. I could have
drank more than one of those.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Should we do buzzballs or should we do I wear
forty hands outside of ford Field?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
What's the forty No? No, no, what's okay?
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Because my immediate response is like high school to college be,
which is like a cold forty five two CoLtd forty,
but they're again terrible liquor terrible, just awful.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You'll never catch me buying a forty of that.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Ever, I love, I love getting a forty of like Bodellas.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
But like if we're if here's the thing too, if
you turned something into a game, there's probably not a
lot that I won't at least, you know, sit on
once you've turned it into like we have to drink
these otherwise they're stuck on our hands.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Could you just imagine the two of us in Down't
turn Detroit on a Lions game with drinks duct taped
to our hands, and we have to bring somebody to film.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Us, and so we've got because we can't film it
because our hands are in forty.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Following us around with the camera mole. We're like gold
ions during the time.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I bet we won't be the wildest one's there? Still?
I almost scared, tea.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Or do we do? Okay? You know how what?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Okay, we need a section first.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
If we're gonna be put like that way, we can't
get in trouble wherever we're at. I don't want to
get in trouble.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
We have to have a listener that would invite us
to their section.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah, just the tailgate section where we can be fenced
in in your area so that we can't that we
can get wild, like not crazy, but like we can
enjoy ourselves. Well, we don't do that, enjoy ourselves and
not like get arrested because I don't want to get arrested.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
It would be.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Honestly, I think I'd probably get a promotion if I
got arrested or something like that.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Is the mugshot, dude, if I ever got a mugshot.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
The one thing I've learned is fucking cheese in it
because I could sell merch.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Don't ever be or if you're crying, make sure you
smile just.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
For the photos, so that it's like streaking and running
down your face and you're smiling even better, but don't
look up set proud to be there.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I just imagined too, Like they've taken the forties out
of our hands, obviously, but there's so much chucked it.
But there's so much duct tape that like it's still
out of our hands. So somehow catch a glimpse of
the tape all over your heads.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Dude, if I ever got a mugshot.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I would at every opportunity to try to put a
thumb up or a piece sign.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
You can take it over and over and over and
over again.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I love the idea. I love it. I absolutely love it.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
We're going to do that.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
We're absolutely going to do that and be medicis. I
hope that at some point I get absolutely banned from
ford Field.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Actually no, that would break my heart. I'm such a
big fan.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I don't know. If you show me your fantasy football team,
I'm sure it'll be just fine.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
You have to let me. I love these boys.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
It's a slightly missy show up, absolutely pathetic.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Love the show. You guys are doing a great job
with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
I always leave your wounds and at the end I
like them
What is this?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I have a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
This is the slightly messy show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Means a message shows messy Mic and Megan.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You want to know how I know that I'm that
I'm aging.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'll just say that, not that I'm getting old, but
that I'm aging.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
See this, Uh, this little piece of machinery I have
here in my hands.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Would you call that machinery?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't know what the hell is it called.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
It's an apple slicer.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's an apple slicer. The tool that I have in
my hands.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
What makes wait, what makes a machine?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I will only eat apples if it's with this. I
refuse to eat it. I refuse to bite the skin
off an apple like a heathen. I have to chop
it up into tiny little slices so that I could
eat it like a delicate little flour.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That I am because you are, Yes, you are, and
I'm so proud of you. No, I'm actually with you
because as soon as I get a mouthful of apple skin,
I'm like, and I hate this apple.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's no, it's no good, it's no good.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
But this.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I bought this and I bring it to work. Now.
That's uh, it's where my life's at.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Every once in a while, life stage just hit you
and you're like, well, what it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Is a slightly messy show.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
My name is Mike from the B ninety three Morning
Show and Megan Mick from Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yay, And so you get a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I mean, not as exciting as as apples, lie, but
I don't mean a brag. But you have two topics
that you want to talk about, and one of them
I'm I'm hilarious and the other the way that you
tease that I am fascinated. We'll start with with with
(02:17):
the first one, which is you you gave out your address.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh my god, dude in the internet.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I'm so and I'm so glad we're on the podcast.
Fucking stupid, it's not even funny. So how many you like?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And I don't want to say the device name because
I know that some people do listen to this podcast
on that device. And if we say the name of it,
it will like set off their their small Really. So
I have multiple Amazon Smart devices Oh yeah, right home, Okay,
So I have one in my bedroom that stays connected
all the time, right, like I use it as an
(02:50):
alarm clock.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
And then I have another one that I put in
my bathroom so when I'm live streaming, I have a
way to play music.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So when I am maybe quiet or working on something,
there's something playing in the background.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The one in my bathroom gets unplugged more often than not,
not for any reason other than I don't have enough
outlets in my stupid bathroom.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
So the first thing that gets unplugged is always the device.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, yeah, yeah, And I don't know why it does this,
but when I plug it back in, it reverts back
to Toledo settings instead of my Detroit settings. So I
currently live in Detroit, but my main address on my
Amazon account is my former Toledo address, and it's accidentally
up there because sometimes I ship things to my brother
(03:34):
because my brother lives in that house or whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
It just it is what it is?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What do you mean when you say Toledo sent like
it tells you like the weather in Toledo, Like what
is Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So I was talking to people who are on my
TikTok Live that were all around the country, and we
were talking about the weather, because that's riveting information.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
But I was very.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Excited that it was starting to cool down because if
you know me, you know, I'm not a summer girl,
and the fact that it's starting to get colder out
makes me the huffey. Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
So, So I was talking about how.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
When I was walking on my car, it was like
in the fifties and I, you know, like I'm thriving
and isn't it beautiful and YadA, YadA, YadA, and somebody
was like, well, it's currently ninety one in Texas. I
forget where it was, and so I go, Alexa, what's
oh shoot, trying so hard to avoid doing that device,
(04:23):
what's the weather? And they were like in Toledo it's
and gave the weather report, and I go their device.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Name, where do you think I am right now?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
And she goes you're at and starts listing off the
numbers of my Toledo address and it starts saying the
street name, and I'm like stop, and I like ripped
the plug out of the wall and was like absolutely
not but I accidentally docked myself by being an absolute
idiot on TikTok yesterday because it was it wasn't like
(04:56):
I was actually asking her, where do you think I
am right now? It was more like a wee thing
I am right now, like just like a passing thought,
not an actual question.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
She answered, she's very uh, she's very serious.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
There is no sarcasm with with her.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
That's so stupid. So dock's myself yesterday on TikTok Live.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
While I was washing my face and putting on my
my nighttime face masks riveting, riveting quality content that you
can only get by following me on TikTok at megamick.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And yes, So so what happens now? Do you think
you're gonna get stuff at your Is it the old address?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
It's at the old address.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm really hoping that I cut it off in time
like it gave the numbers and then it started, let's
i'll do my childhood street name instead of the actual street,
so the childhood street that I grew up on with
spruce wood, so it would be like one, two, three
four s. And I was like, no, no, you stupid bitch.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Side though your stripper name.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh you, I have such a good stripper name. I
never said it because I lived in that house for
a very long time. But first pet, first three, Sophie spruce.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Wood's so.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Good, so good.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I used mine for my my drag name. It was
Tramp Marquette.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Such a good one.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
But Sophia spruce Wood is like who you would find
on and only fans.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, oh absolutely, Sophie spruce Wood is working today today.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yes, and she's making money yeah, oh, absolutely, doing the
most obscure things, things that you can't get anywhere else,
which means you have to pay the fee.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I have to.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
And she shows her face.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Did show their face?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Only that name is well not everybody, and that name
is too good to not show your face.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
That's like she's going to what are the.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
The porn Warrens, the a Fees or something.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh I thought they were called like something silly like
the Chubby's.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Or something AFA's Adult Film Awards or something like. She's going.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
She's nominated, she's hosting, she's nominated, and she's presenting all
in one night, all.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Of what and she's doing a musical number. She cannot
be stopped.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh that's funny, that's not well. I hope that I
genuinely hope that nobody caught that. I'm sure they didn't,
and I doubt they would do anything weird.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
No, I'm actually very lucky that the people, yeah i'mknock
on with the people that follow us on TikTok are
some of the best people on the planet. Like I
feel like those are the people that actually care about us. Now,
if it were happen on this podcast, I'm gonna guess
people hate listen to this.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I don't need you to have that information hatelessly.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
What do you mean you don't hate listen to.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Certain people or hate follow I follow you just just
to see that you're not doing well in life?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Is that petty? Yeah? Is it? You're also fucking yes?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What would people? I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Maybe maybe I do that. I'm not saying I don't
do that necessarily, but I don't. I wouldn't listen to
an entire podcast if I hated that person.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I have regularly a certain person that I will text
you about because it cracks me the fuck up how
bad they are. And I say that with all of
the heart of knowing that they are a very very
popular person.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
And I'm not sure why.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I'm just and I know what you're Is it somebody, Look,
it's somebody who does not live.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
In this portion of the country. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh really, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Really, the attitude, the disdain to be at work cracks
me up.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I'll say, I watch I've watched interviews with people I
don't like, uh, knowing that the interview was going to
be a train wreck or that's the headline, is that
it's a train wreck.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, my ex Patty follows me, well, it doesn't even
follow me. Petty watches my Instagram stories. Yesterday he was
in the first thirty people to watch my insta stories,
which I thought was absolutely fucking wild.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
You don't even follow me, So you're actively searching and
clicking on my stories and you're doing it pretty fucking
regularly because you're not getting updates on what I post
because you don't fucking follow me.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Even to go along with that, even better is the
fact that you go back and look at who the
first thirty people are to look at your story, so
you have also gone, h, I want to see who's
watching me very closely.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Really fucking insane. My dad fucking insane.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Speaking of insane, you have made a very strong claim
that I'm interested to hear more about you claim that
you are a bigger Liones fan than anybody II, anybody
out there, I absolutely am.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I need you to hand over all of your Lions
Jersday's hats everything right the fuck now, because you talk
about a big game about how you're a diehard line
in span.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
But you might be, but you're just not as good
of a fan as I am.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And that's because I committed one hundred dollars loss to
being a Lions fan.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What did you bet on?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Are you? Well, it's my fantasy league. I are you
doing fantasy this year?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh? Hell yes, I'm doing fantasy this year. How many
leagues are you in this year?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I stuck to just one because it took too much time,
took too much effort. I was eventually rooting against myself
and it's just not fun. I don't I'd rather put
all my energy into one all my Yeah, so just
one this year.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
So I did something bold and brave and I this
is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
My draft was happening during a work event.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well it's my work event went until two in the afternoon,
my draft started at two PM and I was fourth
in line to draft.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh that's a solid pick.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I was not upset about it. Okay, I was not
upset about it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Now, my fantasy league includes my two best friends, and
I only joined because my best friend's husband. It's his
league and he had somebodies fall out of the league
and they just needed some people to fill in. And
I tried very hard to compete quite a few times,
and like you said, it takes up way too much
of your time. It almost sometimes makes watching the games
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less fun when you're ruining against the Lions, because you
need the points from whoever they're playing against to win
in your league.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
And I'm like the classes in the past, I'll say
it's different this year.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah, very true, very true.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
So my girlfriends knew what I was doing, and they
do the draft together like it's a pot luck at
somebody's house.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
It's a party. Couldn't make it to the party. I
was very lucky because I was like, well, I'm going
to this appearance.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm gonna have to sit in my car for probably
an hour or two afterwards, do the draft, and then
drive home. And this appearance was about an hour from
my apartment, so I was like, that's a long day
for a draft.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
My dad went to my appearance with me and then
drove me home so I could do the draft in
the car on the way home.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
And my first seven picks were all Lions players.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Shut the fuck up. You picked all Lions. You were
fourth pick, and you picked all Lions players.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I would have had the first eightpix, but Jamarkovs went
in the first round to somebody else, and I was
fucking mad about it because the first round everybody I
took a'm and rossaying Broun.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
That makes sense right.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Later in the later in the if you had a
seventh or eighth pick, yes, first pick, no, I mean seventh.
If you were seventh or eighthen line, No, no, no, not fourth, No,
you should have gotten Reese Hall or b John Robinson.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I couldn't leave second pick churn off.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Shut the fuck up. You picked a quarterback in the
second round.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Not a single quarterback have been chosen. Didn't even pick
the base quarterback quarterback?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Sure, who's your third pick, Laporta? You didn't have yet?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
You?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh you took a round all right? Okay?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Uh fourth round?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh I'm starting to lose track of who I started
to pick here, but just know it was lines after Liones,
after Lies, I believe, yeah, because there were seven rounds.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
So in the sixth round, which by the way, if.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You don't do Fantasy draft, this is absolutely fucking insane,
I took the Lions defense and in the seventh round,
I took one of the worst kickers in the league,
which is the Lions kicker.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh, I have him, but I chose him for the name.
My name is Master Bates.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
So I wanted I want, I want the kicker, That's why,
and so I had a reason to still root for
the Lions to score.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
So my icon is you know that.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Girl on TikTok who did all of the rebranding, but
she would do it on like Microsoft paint.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It was Detroit Lions.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So Detroit Lions is my logo for my team. My
team name is we de Lions aka gotta know the touchdown.
We delias hed to this, we deli it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I appreciate the commitment.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Every available Lions player.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Like, eventually people were drafting other like members of the team,
so I didn't get everybody I wanted, but like I
took every member until I could not take another Lions player.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I hope that you win only because obviously it's the
Lions and I want the Lions to win.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
That is a wild call.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'm so mad because ten people from our league, it's
a twelve person league. Ten people from the league were
all at this party. And apparently first round nobody really reacted.
Second round, everybody's like what is she doing? Third round,
everybody starts laughing. Fourth round, they're like, which one is
she gonna go with? Fifth round was like, should we
start taking her players just so she can't take them
so we can see her freak out? Like there was
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like a full emotional rundown that I was not participating in.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I was upset about the fact that you picked a
quarterback in the second and then a tight end in
the third.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It wouldn't have mattered who it was, because those are
still wild picks.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
But the all Lions love Jared Goff, think he's a
great quarterback for our team.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
He's not a fan see football quarterback, No, not even
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Let me tell you diehard Lions fan here.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Obviously, I've taken Aaron Rodgers quite a few years just
because he puts points on the board. And that wasn't
about who I like. It was about winning. Yeah, and
I am not that person anymore. Where I'm fucking mad
at myself. And here's where I dropped the bucks gone,
absolutely gone for a joke that nobody really commented down
what I posted.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
On social media. You don't even get to see even
get to see the reaction in person. In person, the
reaction was like you were. It was over the phone
or over online.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Not even that I did it to tag all of
the players and the Detroit Lions with hopefully just a
repost on story. Did any of them engage like comment repost?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Absolutely fucking not. I wanted to be like, bro, this
is one hundred dollars by it. Can I just get
a like or a haha under the photo? Please?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Now, what will happen though? If you win this league?
If you win this league, that's when it'll come. Absolutely,
that's when they'll be like, you're in all these shares
because it's it's a wild take.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like it's as far as like fantasy football goes and.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Stats don't matter here all right, I'm not putting it
because you have to draft enough people where like I
have a backup quarterback and I have backup tight my phone,
like or my app auto puts in the people that
are projected due to the best, absolutely not fucking swapped
them out.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Put all the.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Detroit Lions in. If I have other positions that need
to be filled, then we'll put in backups bye week.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I'm going for zero points, baby, zero points, because if
my boys aren't playing, there are no points on the
fucking board. But I auto drafted for all the positions
that I needed filled after the Lions players were all taken,
and I did like, I just picked the quarterback that
was supposed to get the most points projected this year.
And I didn't realize until right after it drafted that
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Stafford was still available, and.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
I totally should have taken in.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
That would have been good.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I know.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
I'm so fucking mad.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's a terrible team. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
It's a terrible fantasy for wealthy great. I hope they
win the Super Bowl, my favorite. Like I'll be watching
all year and rooting all the year, going to games again.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
This year. I'm not outside of I did.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I did draft two Lions, but only because I couldn't
get the other ones at the time that I wanted
to Who did you want? I wanted Jamiir Gibbs. Yeah,
he went for Montgomery I wanted, didn't get him. He
won a couple rounds Montgomery.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's not bad. That's not a bad back. I mean
he splits carries.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, he splits carries with Jamier and Jamie are supposed
to have the bigger year. But uh and Jamison Williams
I got. I wanted on Moron. I ended up getting
Justin Jefferson instead.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Not that not that bad. I mean it's still solid pick,
but h.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
But I wanted Uh Moran and got Jamison Williams instead got.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Jamison Williams tagged his fan account, not his real account.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Accidentally. Even the fan account didn't like it, like.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Nah, just ain't it he is said, And I don't
know that it will happen. I don't want to geek
out too much about fantas football. But he did say
or it is projected that he has a crazy good year.
I don't know that's gonna happen. He's on my bench.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
We lions. I'm psychotic want to.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
But I am now I'm a little invested to see
how it does. I'm a little invested to see how
you do m H and.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Not well, I'm not projecting him to do well. I'm
already projected to lose the first week. And I'm here
for the faith, baby, and my faith is in my
Lord and Savior, the King is.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
The thing is is everybody can't score, right, So like
if you have an entire team, every everybody can't score,
which is why you mix a match.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
You don't just go over it.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
No sharing is caring.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
But even if you do, it's.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Not like David Montgomery and Jamior Gibbs can be like,
all right, I'll score one, you score the next. It's
just whoever's in.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
No, No, that's exactly how it works.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's it's like, well, on and I already got one,
so now now we're gonna give one.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
We don't want your games to get any of the
fucking mirror games. He's out, he's out, he's not on
our team.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Like the average game is like twenty something points, right,
twenty to thirty points roughly roughly, so like as far
as like touchdowns, that's only three. So it's either like
not everybody can get one, somebody is not gonna get something.
Somebody's gonna walk out with it just a goose egg.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Every time I really thought somebody would reshare the post,
I thought I was gonna get some followers.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
You know how you can pay like bots to follow
you for one hundred bucks. I thought, I don't want
to do that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I want to get the lions to repost this and
maybe maybe some listeners who don't know that I'm on
Instagram are like, we should follow her.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Didn't happen. It was a poor investment.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well let me know how how the first game goes?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Me follow the Slightly MESSI Show, one ig at Slightly Messy.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Show and at Megan Mick and at on air Mike.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Please.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, you need some sort of return, some sort of
ROI with this, some sort.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Of like my photos leave a coming? Please?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Can I have another?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's so cold? A like will keep me warm?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
I forgot what I was gonna talk about. Oh oh,
the I remember now. So I went camping this this
last weekend, over Labor Day weekend. I actually took a
couple of days and it was the first real, like
long trip I did this summer.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Went camping. It was it was great, It was fun.
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
We went to Luddington, and we haven't had like I said,
with the new with the new gig or whatever. I've
been really like just kind of focused and doing a
lot and a lot of work stuff. This summer wasn't
like every normal summer just because I was adjusting and
really wanted to focus. And my my youngest son, Sebastian
is kind of a it was a toughier for him
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to travel. So like this was perfect, This couldn't have
gone any better, but it also wasn't like a normal
summer for me. So I finally this last summer got
to go, or this last weekend, got to take a
couple of days and just go. So we go camping,
We go to Luddington and it is. It's a blast,
but I gotta go prep before. So what we'll do
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is we meet some people out there as well that
we've kind of met by going to the same place
every year, and we go grocery shopping before and I
decided I'm gonna pick up a little booze before, so
I'm doing I can't do again back to the I
can tell I'm aging. I don't like to do certain
kind of boozes for like a long pi like I
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couldn't do certain boozes two days in a row, Nor
do I want to necessarily drink two days in a row.
But like if I was going to have like one
or two and then have one or two the next day,
I don't want to do certain things.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It hurts my tummy, all right, it does. It gives
me acid reflex.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
And I need tubs, dude, I carry tongues in my
work bag.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Ut it's a thing that Tom smoothies tubles maybe when
you need them.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, those are the ones that get.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
So I end up getting like a fifth of I
think it was a fifth, a fifth or whatever. The
next thing up is of Tito's because my wife drinks it.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I drink it.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's something that we can just keep in the camper
for like the summer, if we need to. And so
I go to the gas station to pick one up
and I put it on the counter and it's the
kid who's like maybe college age, scans it and he goes, wow,
thirty bucks and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.
So he's like it's a little pricey, it's not like
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crazy expensive, but he goes dead serious, is it worth it?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I go, is it is is what worth it? And
he goes the is it worth the thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I go.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
The the vodka? I don't know. I was like I
like it. He's like, yeah, so I guess it must
be worth it, huh to spend that money on the
on the vodka. And I was like, what is this
man doing? What is he doing?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
He spends the next ten to fifteen minutes basically guilting
me into almost not buying this vodka, Like what is
the what is the reason?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
What is the reason? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Emotion though till a point where I start questioning my
decisions here, like is it Am I wrong for doing this?
Like I realized it was like a Thursday afternoon and
I was picking this up, but it was for like
I wasn't gonna explain to him my life choices in
that moment, But like, what.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Were you trying to get me to not buy it?
What was the reason? Young man?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Were you being super adamant that you were going to
buy it like an alcoholic? Were like, just put it
in the burge and take my money.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I was very confused though, why he kept asking me
if it was worth it?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
I need the big one how old was he?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
No, probably fresh out of college or fresh into college.
I guess not out of college, fresh in like a freshman.
Probably what's the vodka that freezes?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Is it five o'clock?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
No? Maybe I don't know the label? Yeah, you know
that man buys a five gallon jug a pop off
for like fifteen dollars, and he's like, why would you
ever get that when you gonna get Bubba?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I've never well, And maybe that's what he meant by it,
you know what, Maybe that is what he meant by it.
But in my head, I'm like, why is this man
trying to talk me out of his sale? You got
my money already, you have the sale. I'm buying this
vodka like it's it's yours, like it's you. You probably
dont get commissioned off it or anything, But why are
you trying to talk me out of this?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
That money does not go into his pocket. He does
not give a foo if you buy it or not.
He doesn't see a dime of that money.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It just never had somebody ask me is it worth
it to make this purchase?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
There's no way to answer it. Were you don't come
off as rich or non alcoholic. That is literally a
losive because you can talk about like well, it's so
smooth and it's like a great deal and you can
get it like for the price. You know, this is
a pretty large can change, like no matter what you
say comes off as I drink a lot, I was
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gonna be like that.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
My initial response was gonna be well, it's like the
healthiest of like alcohols.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's bad good.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That means I'm consuming so much I'm worried about the
health factors, you know. Or you're like, what are you
some sort of peasant that can't afford a thirty dollars alcohol?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
But I was with to like, well, it'll last me
like a month, So I'm not really why are you
stocking up for a month worth of alcohol? You need
that much alcohol in your life?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Or do you think he goes, yeah, sure a month.
It's like when you go to the doctor. But I
go to the doctor and they're like how much do
you drink? And I'm like genuinely like once one or
two drinks a week and then're like, so five or
six and I'm like no, I might have one or
two drinks on a Friday night with everybody lies.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
If I go out everybody lies about.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
That, and I'm like, I'm the only one.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Now, don't ask me how often I smoke weed, because
I'm gonna lie about that because if I tell you
every day, you're gonna be like, maybe we should.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Address this right see like that for me, like the
I don't drink every weekend, even I drink like if
I'm going, like if we're doing something, like I might
go out with some drinks, like if you know, we
all go out or whatever, or if like like I'm
going camping or whatever, because I'm just sitting in vacationing
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
But out outside of that, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I just knew that this was gonna go to throughout
you know, a few different people. I wouldn't have to
buy anything else. This would be it for the weekend,
uh and longer. And the worst part about it is
I buy it and I'm I'm like sitting there the
whole time, fucking like shaking my head like I don't
know what what is what is happening right now? And
I buy it and I walk out the door and
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I go home, and I realized I forgot to get
fucking ice, So now I have to go back to
the store.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
You gotta go somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I went to the same damn store. It's the only
it was. So it's on the way out of where
we had to go. So we pack up the car,
your kids are in the car, and I'm like, shit,
we gotta go back to this store, like go back in,
just head down.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Just one of these walking through it was just it
was one of those.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Throw the car down.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And she's like, she's like, oh, hey, do you want
to pick up She wanted some apple side or something,
and no, nope, we'll get it when we get there.
Absolutely not. She wanted like a six pack of Apple
Siders up there. I was like, dude, not gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Do you ever?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Is there anything like alcohol wise where you're like, I
can't believe I'm buying this right now.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
But you enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Uh, Like it's not good, It shouldn't be good, but
it is, Yeah, or like you.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Just feel like it's not cool, Like I I genuinely do,
like a Mike's hard lemonade. I refuse to buy them
because I just think they're the drink of like six
year old boat women, you know what I mean, Like
you're on a pontoon boat and you it's your boat, sure,
and you drink Mike's.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Hard on it.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh yeah, absolutely, if there I could, I like them.
I couldn't drink more than than one or two, like
that's not something I'm drinking a whole case of. Okay,
but a couple of them aren't bad. I would add zemas.
Remember when zemas were a thing.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Zeemas were before my time, you old mother.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
F No, they came back actually, and I didn't have
them when they were young or when they were first
out either, but they came back with the jolly ranchers.
You put a yes, absolutely, you put a jolly rancher.
Would I go buy some zemas?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Why send a text on my wife and be like, hey,
can you pick of some zemas. I just feel like
some alcohols are not meant for me.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm gonna get so much shit for this and so
much backlash.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
I apologize now.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I don't understand truly's and high noons like I just
I don't. But I'm now a long a long drink girl. Okay,
I love me a long drink.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, long drinks are good. I like those, uh, Truly's
and high noons. Certain ones are really really good. Strawberry
what was it, strawberry lemonade something like that. I think
it was really really good. But it's like anything else.
There's a couple flavors you really really love.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
There's a couple you don't like. High noons. There's only
one or two pineapples really really good.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
But again that you drink a bunch of high noons
after a while, it feels like you're just drinking sugar,
like nothing but sugar.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah, truly is it?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It's not that bad. I put that put Truly's in
white Claws in kind of the same category.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
So people are.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Asking, and Caitlin and I completely agree with you. Cranberry
is the best one. Long drinks are I don't even
know how to describe them. It's like a well, it's
gin instead of vodka. Most of those other ones are vodka,
so it's gin and it's like a flavored seltzer or gin.
But the cranberry one and the yellow one, whatever flavor
that one is, is really good too. But I am
(30:10):
embarrassed to buy more than anything though.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Buzzballs what are those?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
What? I've never had a buzzball?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Okay, google it, right, now because they are a raging
night of blackouts in a like three ounce container.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
We used to get buzzballs in college.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I didn't know that there was actually alcohol in those.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
There's not a little alcohol. Those things are grenades of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh my god, you want to have the worst blackout
of your life, you get yourself like two buzzballs.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
And you just pound them real quick and then leave
the house quickly. That's what we would do.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We would pound them and then like leave the dorm
and you get into the uber and you go to
the club so you didn't have to pay for alcohol
at the club and you were a mess all night.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Buzzballs, buzzball But they're the.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Stupidest little drinks in the whole world.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
And you would go to like the liquor store and
you would get thirty of them at a time, and
everybody there was like, oh, bad idea, bad idea.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I genuinely thought these were like a kid's drink.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I did not even know that there were I've never
had one before because I always thought they were like
like those little uh those little juicy juices that have
like character heads in the top.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
That's when I come in.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
To town with the Lion's tailgate this week?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah not this week. No, I want to, but I
can't because it's yeah, I can't this week. What are the.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Weekends that you come in. You gotta tell me, let's
get up at the tailgate and.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Okay, probably we should do it around like like the
November December game, so that I know I'll have time off.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Okay, perfectly.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That way I know I can tailgate and enjoy myself.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And then we got to do it in front of
Ford Field like the messes that we are. It's just
us in the street. Buzzball, chuck it, run, run. You're
definitely not allowed to just drink like that in front
of cops, so well not run stumble away as quickly
as possible.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
They did you ever because it was a brief era.
But did you ever have a four loco?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
I never had a four loco.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
It was a combination of.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
The biggest like red bull you could have in your
entire life, like just chugging a red Bull and then
combining it with the harshest liquor you've ever had that
would almost offset.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
So it was like an up and and down or
almost and no joke. You could have one of them
and you were done. You were done.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I have always wanted to have one, and I know
they came back because they came back like reformulated, so
they like didn't have as much energy to drink in them.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
But like I've always wanted to have one of the originals.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I'm not like again, I'm not like a huge, huge
like like drinker, but like I couldn't have one of those.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I couldn't have more than one of those. It was
a disaster.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I know people who used to play I'd weard forty
hands with them.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Holy shit, I know that is in like the original ones.
Oh no way.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
I was a dat one night for somebody who did
it and they were a mess, a mess.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh god, no way.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
There's no way I would. I would try the newer
ones because I'm sure they're not what they used to be,
But there's no fucking way I could. I could have
drank more than one of those.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Should we do buzzballs or should we do I wear
forty hands outside of ford Field?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
What's the forty No? No, no, what's okay?
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Because my immediate response is like high school to college be,
which is like a cold forty five two CoLtd forty,
but they're again terrible liquor terrible, just awful.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You'll never catch me buying a forty of that.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Ever, I love, I love getting a forty of like Bodellas.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
But like if we're if here's the thing too, if
you turned something into a game, there's probably not a
lot that I won't at least, you know, sit on
once you've turned it into like we have to drink
these otherwise they're stuck on our hands.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Could you just imagine the two of us in Down't
turn Detroit on a Lions game with drinks duct taped
to our hands, and we have to bring somebody to film.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Us, and so we've got because we can't film it
because our hands are in forty.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Following us around with the camera mole. We're like gold
ions during the time.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I bet we won't be the wildest one's there? Still?
I almost scared, tea.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Or do we do? Okay? You know how what?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Okay, we need a section first.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
If we're gonna be put like that way, we can't
get in trouble wherever we're at. I don't want to
get in trouble.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
We have to have a listener that would invite us
to their section.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah, just the tailgate section where we can be fenced
in in your area so that we can't that we
can get wild, like not crazy, but like we can
enjoy ourselves. Well, we don't do that, enjoy ourselves and
not like get arrested because I don't want to get arrested.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
It would be.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Honestly, I think I'd probably get a promotion if I
got arrested or something like that.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Is the mugshot, dude, if I ever got a mugshot.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
The one thing I've learned is fucking cheese in it
because I could sell merch.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Don't ever be or if you're crying, make sure you
smile just.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
For the photos, so that it's like streaking and running
down your face and you're smiling even better, but don't
look up set proud to be there.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I just imagined too, Like they've taken the forties out
of our hands, obviously, but there's so much chucked it.
But there's so much duct tape that like it's still
out of our hands. So somehow catch a glimpse of
the tape all over your heads.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Dude, if I ever got a mugshot.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I would at every opportunity to try to put a
thumb up or a piece sign.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
You can take it over and over and over and
over again.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I love the idea. I love it. I absolutely love it.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
We're going to do that.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
We're absolutely going to do that and be medicis. I
hope that at some point I get absolutely banned from
ford Field.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Actually no, that would break my heart. I'm such a
big fan.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I don't know. If you show me your fantasy football team,
I'm sure it'll be just fine.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
You have to let me. I love these boys.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
It's a slightly missy show up, absolutely pathetic.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Love the show. You guys are doing a great job
with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
I always leave your wounds and at the end I
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